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@thinbluesublime Can't tell whether "guy" or "Donald" is funnier

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@zachsilberberg Explain this

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@clapifyoulikeme i promise she isnt

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@doulbedoink I respect anyone with a mind capable of coming up with this

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@colorscolorsr NFL games start at 12pm, 3pm and 7:30pm, you can't possibly tell me that's not what God intended

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@poisonjr My stomach acid vs those bugs is real hydrogen bomb/coughing baby shit fr

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@ecto_fun He's literally just being himself and he's fucking awesome

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@tokitaffy Really tipped her hand with "you do not deserve him," is she jealous??

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@phil_so_silly The entire ideological thrust of conservatism in America is the complete elimination of the federal government on all level except militarily, at this tracks. Complete deregulation, complete dissolution of the social safety net and welfare state. Just 50 gerrymandered states

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@lmNOTcatholic If this happened to me I would do so many fucking October 7s

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@on_da_spectrum Dude hasn't done NEARLY enough coke to be who he wants to be

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@clearSNR @Gnardotuyi @EmissaryOfNight "urbanist hogwash" aka "policies that 70% of the country's actual population will benefit from"

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Every time Bojack Horseman discourse comes up, my timeline is littered with "I've never seen this but it sucks" and the replies are full of "I liked it at first but now I realize how bad it is!" guys it's okay I promise you don't have to agree with the Chapo guys about everything

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nobody has ever gagged like this before, nobody is gagging like this at present, and nobody will ever gag like this again.

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@MocheCoffee1 @genzalternative @wumbooty Let's see an example of one of these lawsuits please

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@ohip13 "I know it sounds like hippie bullshit, but the answer really is to- LOVE each other. To really FEEL for those around you, to FEEL the way for others that you feel with our OWN body! And that's HARD to do!" *hits vape* "What do you mean, I sound like a robot again? Ah, dammit"

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@m0ntymole Kinda got your ass NGL

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@adankgreen @gayest_tone I had the exact opposite experience. Line cooks loved Bourdain while ownership fawned over Ramsay and Fieri

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@EPM106 He assumed that they would be as into the lust for power thing as the humans who had captured him were. The funniest bit is that the dwarves just wore theirs anyway and it didn't really do anything to them because they had their own problems with their gold addiction

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@CTDemocrat8 That's where everybody lives

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@RollingStone It was hellfire for the Osage people to experience, too. This is real history. Forcing an audience to feel the pain that others experienced on this level is one of the true purposes of art. It shouldn't feel good, it should feel miserable and hopeless beyond redemption, as it was

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@EPM106 These are marvel fans here, they might have never heard it Brian singer in all fairness

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@Liv_Agar When you know the people next door will probably hear you but you'll never ever have to think about seeing or interacting with them for the rest of your life >>>>

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@i_zzzzzz Do they see those words at the bottom? Are the words backwards to them?

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@_Reaganite_ He successfully defied the most powerful nation in world history only 100km off his coastline for 50 years, let's be for fucking real here

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@Seamus_Malek Left wing content mills don't have the bottomless reserves of money that right wing content mills have, so there was really no ability or budget to go on

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@halomancer1 I love that not only is that guy still around but he DEFINITELY still thinks he's one of the smartest people on the internet

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@vanillaopinions Late era cumtown where they were really just getting mad at each other as Nick tried to make the show as unlistenable as possible was a great time

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@ettingermentum Also like that they included Stimson removing Kyoto from the list of targets because he and his wife honeymooned there

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@whitesoxfan2006 All I see are dudes rocking

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@Douggernaut_2 It's such a cool detail during the blood test how scared each member is. They have no idea if they are The Thing or not until it's proven they aren't because they have no idea whether they would be able to tell if they were

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@ocmd73 The action is the Worst Thing about this movie. Look at that fucking rhinoceros scene and tell me this is a top 50 action movie ever

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@dklmarxist Replace "dog owners" with "disabled people." Sounds a lot worse now, doesn't it?

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@N7aClGamer Still my fav of 22. Single handedly turned me around on Under Pressure too

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@Srirachachau "punctured lung. Judging by his weight he should live maybe 5, 6 minutes" > guy dies instantly

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@letterboxd This might be the best top 4 I've ever seen across a whole cast

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@fernbirg 67 seconds before you got past "0 feet away" is truly astounding

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@100YearsAgoLive Vaxxed?

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@doulbedoink I'm not denying that coaching and inexperience held him back in his early career but his performance became way more consistent over time and you absolutely can't deny that Acme absolutely let him down in a lot of the biggest clutch moments of his career

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@VK_HM I'm thinking "eh, I can imagine Ed Sheeran in a British movie" and then fucking Jeremy Corbyn appears

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@murderxbryan Every good wife knows how to do exactly this with nearly every topic you're passionate about, and it's really perfect Comedy when it's deployed because it's impossible not to get mad

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@Clappeddan @ASchatzNFL You get that the trump team gets to talk to every potential juror and remove any they feel would be unfair or biased, right?

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@bambooney (trying to sound smart) no im pretty sure ive seen a bunch of cp on here (learning what cp means) actually i havent

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@TimRyanFan @ettingermentum Talk to any Israeli and you will realize this is actually seriously understating it

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@joshtenet Just say yes so that when she sees Fury Road the twist just hits her like a brick

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@TrueAnonPod What's so funny is that he doesn't even have to live like this. He makes more money than god, but his whole job just enforces his worst instincts

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@A_i_Shmay_i @hellolanemoore @davenewworld_2 Laminated menus. You need 30-40 maximum. They last for years, and restaurants waste for unused napkins alone every single day

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@fellawhomstdve Good gameplay is when I have to open my inventory 3 times a fight, constantly interrupting the flow of the fight mechanics and having to constantly manage resources instead of enjoying combat itself

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@kthorjensen Even if the coke thing is true (I don't know or care whether it is) let's not act like some of the greatest works of art, history and philosophy weren't pioneered by people who were zooted out of their minds on all manner of various substances

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@drugs_abuser Dude clearly had something going on, you don't end a life for that shit

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@A_i_Shmay_i @hellolanemoore @davenewworld_2 You've never worked in a restaurant if you think they're changing the menus every fucking week or even month. Weekly/monthly specials can be printed separately, written on a board, or explained to you by the server

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@shreyabasu003 "fry sauce" Mormons are never beating the "barely existing as humans" allegations

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@Srirachachau The expression on his face hardening as he looks into space and says "what will you think of next, Germany?" gets me every time

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@dklmarxist The Life of Pablo getting wiped out by him posting Kim's nudes with the face censored by a star of David and arrows pointing to every spot on her body she's had plastic surgery

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@DrKarlynB Your boyfriend was the one filming them!

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@vanillaopinions A few constitutional scholars at the time said directly that Obama could've given Congress a deadline to vote then in absence of a vote, enacted emergency powers to directly appoint him. Even if it didn't work, it was at least worth trying to force the Republicans' hand

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@ChloeNumberIII Wait until Christmas this year and I'll fucking do it again just watch

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Baffling how many people decided it's apparently fine to just sexually harass this guy

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this is the worst thing I’ve ever seen

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@ettingermentum Historical materialism explained in one image

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@ettingermentum The fact that these are 4 times he's been photographed doing this means that it definitely happened a whole lot more, crazy

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@limitlessjest A tesla's on fire and there's nobody behind the wheel

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@paynushurts Goddammit I've been standing outside that Home Depot for weeks waiting for my chance, I can't believe I missed this

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@SkinnyTuna Sort of, but this seems to be a phone-exclusive issue, my PC network still works totally fine.

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@bornposting Great line read, the "what the hell?" is so genuinely confused

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@ClutchPoints @alleniverson Shaq talking about AI not having a ring vs talking about Chuck not having a ring

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@UsingCigarettes Every person I know who's good at math says that this is how they break down problems in their head, it's literally the most intuitive way to do it, way better than just memorizing shit

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@dorkweeb @EPICBOYOBOYO "Ketchup? Gross. Try these 6 other ingredients instead"

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@MissPavIichenko The submarine saga was S tier too though

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@duff_huster 24/7

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@kimpossiblefact Imagine getting to be the last main character

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@DudeExclamation Sorry but if you don't think the line "from Chimpan-A to Chimpanzee" is straightforwardly funny I don't know what to think of you

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@jesuslasupajew This lineup

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@Zacbunchanumbrs @CollieYimby If you can afford the mortgage and homeowners insurance but not the property taxes you might be too stupid to be allowed to even have a bank account. Like that's quite simply a skill issue

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@oncloud_e I like to think that at least part of it was a stunning realization that every content creator and fan he was around is an insane piece of shit and there's nothing for anyone in that whole streaming culture shit

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@McR1B69 Misread mirror for a second

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@JimJarmuschHair The physical acting leading up to "well, get your pencils" when the Ty Mitchell's character admits to killing Henry is hysterical but also so saddening

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@Swordfish978 Best Fella in a Motion Picture

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@fellawhomstdve And of course it's filled with unnecessary s*ggs scenes

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@MichelleReissig @A_i_Shmay_i @hellolanemoore @davenewworld_2 Yeah, "seasonally" is a few times a year. Not monthly and certainly not weekly

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@EPM106 Drive, The Card Counter, Annihilation, Ex Machina, Inside Llewyn Davis? Jesus man have some pride in your work!

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@dklmarxist Being annoying is a capital offense

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@defnotkris122 First Mr. Beast fan to kiss a girl

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@JimboSlicing69 @lmNOTcatholic What does that have to do with October 7th?

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@RiverTamYDN Shooting my shot

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@Biedersam I'm a guy who goes 10-15 above the speed limit on a highway but I'm not clearing 24 in a residential neighborhood ever. It just feels so hazardous

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@legotrillermoth I wonder if he said the n word

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@hadmyback @AppleMusic @thebeatles The music is better, mostly

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@Liv_Agar Asked my friend to explain it and he had this for me

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@dklmarxist Genuinely just put down the phone kiddo

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@Swordfish978 He's so unnerving every moment he's on screen, you feel real fear for her safety

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@vanillaopinions Obama could've 100% forced Garland through, im sorry

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Bojack Horseman is good, and it's not for everybody, it's not a dramatic masterpiece about mental illness and trauma and it's not therapy-brained dogshit, it's a fine, thoughtful show with mediocre animation and spotty humor

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@TheAlexSylvian You can tell Anderson knew how great it was because every time he's introduced everybody's like "yeah I see the resemblance"

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