Society is built to serve others, including those who identify as LGBTQIA+. Our infrastructure development company want to start Pride Month by giving a shoutout to our customers and our employees who are celebrating their identities this important time of the year.
Hello! We're a multi-billion dollar corporation dedicated to improving Hawaiian infrastructure! Our social media team says
#jojotwtmoots
is trending with people introducing themselves and using it to build their following. Let's be mutuals!
As the young kids say these days, we're a BASED company. We got the GYATT because we're Fanum tax. Skibidi W frfr. Only in Ohio.
I'm not paid enough for this shit. - Neal
Our engineers developed a new technique for creating artificial GOON caves. We've decide to call this process External Dimension Grading Into Normal Groups, or EDGING, for short.
There's a police chase going on across our office. Apparently, the cops are trying to take down three Siamese-looking cats because they're running red lights, slay queen and serving c*nt at the same time while being high on cocaine. What irresponsible cat owner would allow this?
For our 2025 sustainability project, we're collabing with various artists such as H.E.R. and Dua Lipa to educate the youth on how to combat climate change! More details to follow.
Management has been implementing mandatory "nap times" but we know it's because the electricity keeps on turning off every day from 2 to 4 and we're too broke to get it fixed at the moment.
Make sure you vote us for most friendly, most outspoken, most popular, most funny, most creative, most talented, most sociable, most involved, most unforgettable, and most ambitious!
Yearbook '24!
The only requirement is the first part!
(Submitting yourself- Your name/user, a photo and a quote!)
The second is superlatives, (Most Friendly, Dynamic Duo, ect!)
The third is anything extra!!
Closes August 5th, so plenty of time!
Today at the annual Tokyo Summit, our top scientists revealed a new discovery of heated water caverns uniquely interlaced together. This will revolutionize water conservation efforts!
We're calling them Geothermal Overturned Outfall Networks, or GOON caves!
After much feedback, Howler decided to NOT cancel the company summer summit to Tokyo. Unfortunately, because of logistics, this year's picnic will be held in some town called Morioh. Please plan accordingly.
Per Howler tradition the day after 4th of July, we blow up our remaining fireworks in a random lava tube chosen by Darrell from Sales. This year we chose a nice-looking tube on our Hualāilai property. Hope no body is in there.
We put laxatives in Mason's coffee thinking it'd be funny but we realized that he hasn't gone to the bathroom all day. In fact, for the past 6 years he worked here we've never seen him take any bathroom breaks. He just sits at his desk and remains seated until 5pm.
Lily, please stop putting pink bows all over the office. We get you're trying to make things look more coquette but not everyone looks nice in the shade of pink you keep using. Please give us some variety!
At Howler, we honor
#juneteenth
celebrating freedom, resilience, and the enduring spirit of the Black community. Together, we reflect on our history, recognize the progress made, and recommit to the journey ahead toward equality and justice for all.