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sarah gorman🍉

@thesarahgorman

7 years

it's so easy to just not work with woody allen. like here i am now, not working with woody allen

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sarah gorman🍉

@thesarahgorman

1 year

i do think the cultural significance of liz lemon realizing she was actually the mean one in high school cannot be overstated. that episode should be studied in schools like shakespeare. youths need to write essays on such themes

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sarah gorman🍉

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6 months

feeling out of my mind looking at WCK’s post about their aid workers being murdered by the IDF and seeing celebrities with enormous reach who have yet to condemn this genocide publicly leaving absolutely nothing comments. go girls give us NOTHING!

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sarah gorman🍉

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4 years

@secretannah and his response to the first one? “Nice”

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sarah gorman🍉

@thesarahgorman

1 year

okay this one's actually a pretty good deal!

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sarah gorman🍉

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4 years

@jeremyoharris one good thing about kamala is that she will arrest you for this

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sarah gorman🍉

@thesarahgorman

1 year

@siyyaninaas people are obsessed with the idea of being too busy. like you’re actually not

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sarah gorman🍉

@thesarahgorman

7 years

@ShinraAlpha omg what if they get to the good place and lil sebastian is there

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sarah gorman🍉

@thesarahgorman

3 years

i loved this week’s episode of “euphoria”

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sarah gorman🍉

@thesarahgorman

9 months

this is the movie sydney sweeney and glen powell should have starred in

ghetto drab art fag🫧

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9 months

they both look like mice enjoying their last hours as humans before the spell wears off

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sarah gorman🍉

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5 years

@WrittenByHanna unparalleled range!

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sarah gorman🍉

@thesarahgorman

5 years

@ryanasimono @505_bae @cal_gif regardless of if you think she deserved consequences for tweeting this, buzzfeed should ask permission and offer compensation for using people's words? that's just simple ethics

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sarah gorman🍉

@thesarahgorman

7 years

here is laika!! the soviet dog who went to space and became the first animal to orbit earth!!! did robert e lee orbit earth? DIDNT THINK SO

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sarah gorman🍉

@thesarahgorman

4 years

thank you @KarinaLongworth for reminding us all that polly platt perfected the instagram aesthetic in 1987

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sarah gorman🍉

@thesarahgorman

6 months

CORRECTION: busy phillipps did call for a ceasefire in october but has yet say anything since that i could find, and also shared pro-israel propaganda around the same time

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sarah gorman🍉

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4 years

@dripothee yes please i want him hot, mean, and paying for my lifestyle

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sarah gorman🍉

@thesarahgorman

1 year

@neonandnoise your bts cover is so iconic i put it on my birthday cake,,

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sarah gorman🍉

@thesarahgorman

10 years

meghan trainor needs to take a women's studies class at the taylor swift school for pop stars who can't feminist good

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sarah gorman🍉

@thesarahgorman

10 months

@thatclarafied she joins the field hockey team…. duh

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sarah gorman🍉

@thesarahgorman

1 year

every ten years kieran culkin has a role in the most iconic representation of the culture at the time

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sarah gorman🍉

@thesarahgorman

1 year

@prettycritical right like it's about eating 20-30 olives and half a bag of shredded cheddar and an entire tin of anchovies and all the crackers you can find

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sarah gorman🍉

@thesarahgorman

6 months

@entideo would love to see any of these people condemn biden

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sarah gorman🍉

@thesarahgorman

7 years

this is a statue of leo in serbia! this little guy gave his life to stand between a 10 yr old girl & a bull mastiff who tried to attack her

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sarah gorman🍉

@thesarahgorman

5 years

@prinskipper @ryanasimono @505_bae @cal_gif sure! before publishing a list like this, the writer can DM the individual tweeters asking for permission first. if they say no, remove their tweet from the list and feel free to find another person to ask. that’s just one idea off the top of my head

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sarah gorman🍉

@thesarahgorman

2 years

@itsmegangraves i had to explain to my lesbian friend that when you’re having sex with straight men, communication is seen as “embarrassing” and “awkward” and “ruining the moment”

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sarah gorman🍉

@thesarahgorman

4 years

@ImReadinHere or it’s because they want to support basic human rights to any degree possible even if the candidate is not ideal but ok

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sarah gorman🍉

@thesarahgorman

2 years

@ladidaix @cottoncandaddy @gabby_frost circling back on our friendship— i’ve decided to go a different direction this time around

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sarah gorman🍉

@thesarahgorman

7 years

the only good statues are of animals anyway, specifically hero dogs

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sarah gorman🍉

@thesarahgorman

2 years

if anyone is having trouble following the VANDERPUMP RULES news, i made a helpful chart

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sarah gorman🍉

@thesarahgorman

1 year

great now i have to spend the rest of my day figuring out who betrayed mandy moore

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sarah gorman🍉

@thesarahgorman

6 months

@iowntwocouches @offbeatorbit the 😔 really got me

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sarah gorman🍉

@thesarahgorman

5 years

@ryanasimono @505_bae @cal_gif i’m aware it’s perfectly legal and allowed, doesn’t change that i think it’s shitty and unethical

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sarah gorman🍉

@thesarahgorman

1 year

@kaidater olivia unnie there’s something behind you

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sarah gorman🍉

@thesarahgorman

6 years

@AlannaBennett my dad asked if me and my sister (who both date men) if our dog would be okay around him when he came to visit "because he probably doesn't encounter very many men in his life"

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sarah gorman🍉

@thesarahgorman

2 years

@jessicadefino_ ok but i’m just really tired of thinking because it makes me sad

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sarah gorman🍉

@thesarahgorman

6 months

@cisgenderhaver “I’m worried about breaking your heart and being unkind because we’re a Bumble match” gotta be one of the most outrageous statements i’ve ever read

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sarah gorman🍉

@thesarahgorman

1 year

@diorsvision to do this... at a wingstop... a sacred place...

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sarah gorman🍉

@thesarahgorman

1 year

@neonandnoise yes!!!

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sarah gorman🍉

@thesarahgorman

2 years

@imteddybless one thing that has helped me process this insane lie is remembering that when famous people say they’ve joined the mile high club they did so on a private plane

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sarah gorman🍉

@thesarahgorman

2 years

@stanzipotenza when you’ve never met a disabled person and it shows

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sarah gorman🍉

@thesarahgorman

5 years

@RussellFalcon Imagine Mr. Schuster doing “Old Town Road” !! So much cowboy hat work !!

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sarah gorman🍉

@thesarahgorman

7 years

this is a statue of balto in central park, nyc. who traveled 625 miles to deliver antitoxin to alaska during an diptheria outbreak in 1925

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sarah gorman🍉

@thesarahgorman

7 years

OMG GUYS this is druzhok, a serbian dog who guarded his home during a 2013 flood. LOOK @ HIM W HIS OWN STATUE! let's celebrate THIS stuff

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sarah gorman🍉

@thesarahgorman

7 years

this is a statue in west orange, NJ in tribute to the rescue dogs who helped during 9/11. MORE OF THIS, LESS OF RACISTS

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sarah gorman🍉

@thesarahgorman

7 years

S/O to hachiko, japan's most faithful dog. he waited daily for 9+ yrs at shibuya station for his master to return from work after he passed

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sarah gorman🍉

@thesarahgorman

4 years

@Yassir_Lester he took a fun one

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sarah gorman🍉

@thesarahgorman

2 years

chrishell and becca tilley have really proven that being part of an aggressively heterosexual television program is probably the gayest thing there is

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sarah gorman🍉

@thesarahgorman

7 years

@andrewnathanson i've never been more ready to use my skills.

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sarah gorman🍉

@thesarahgorman

1 year

@1followernodad there’s also literally so many other swimsuit options

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sarah gorman🍉

@thesarahgorman

1 year

@buzzfeedjenny no because did she even eat that salmon

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sarah gorman🍉

@thesarahgorman

7 years

this is smoky (in cleveland), a WWII hero who crawled 70ft of communication cable across enemy territory so soldiers could avoid crossfire

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sarah gorman🍉

@thesarahgorman

2 years

@RottenInDenmark how hard is it to send a single text my god

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sarah gorman🍉

@thesarahgorman

2 years

@badnaomibad @offbeatorbit bella hadid answer for your sins!!!!

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sarah gorman🍉

@thesarahgorman

6 years

@DanaSchwartzzz @jennyjaffe Queen of Jordan, "Pop! Goes My Heart," "A Little Bit Alexis," Yo! Teach from Funny People

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sarah gorman🍉

@thesarahgorman

1 year

@Seamus_Malek yeah the whole "there's people on both sides who just want to live in peace" really ignores the fact that living in peace is 100% impossible for anyone living in gaza

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sarah gorman🍉

@thesarahgorman

7 years

this is greyfriars bobby in edinburgh, scotland! he guarded the grave of his owner for 14 years!

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sarah gorman🍉

@thesarahgorman

1 year

@arakkisuperstar straight, thick thighs, committed to the bit…of course he pulls

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sarah gorman🍉

@thesarahgorman

5 years

where's the live action Hercules starring Lizzo, Janelle Monae, Jennifer Hudson, SZA, and Rihanna as the muses? @Disney can u tell me??

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5 years

they didn't have to go so hard, but they! did! that! for us

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sarah gorman🍉

@thesarahgorman

2 years

working on an important playlist. open to suggestions!

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sarah gorman🍉

@thesarahgorman

1 year

i get that this is really bad but people are saying it like it’s on par with rape and abuse allegations like…… sorry my judgement about these two things is very different

Cool Breeze 🖤🥑

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1 year

Russell Brand broke up with Katy Perry, like i want a divorce break up, on the phone when she was filming a documentary, right before she was about to go on stage. Whatever they said he did, he did that shit.

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sarah gorman🍉

@thesarahgorman

5 years

OH GOOD! HOLLYWOOD READ MY FANFIC!

Colin Firth, Stanley Tucci Love Story ‘Supernova’ Closes Multiple Sales (EXCLUSIVE)

“Supernova,” starring Colin Firth and Stanley Tucci as a longtime couple on a road trip, has inked a raft of deals.

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sarah gorman🍉

@thesarahgorman

3 years

in case anyone was having trouble keeping up with the cursed new celebrity couples of 2021 i made a handy chart

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sarah gorman🍉

@thesarahgorman

2 years

@timeforjaya trauma has become synonymous with feeling uncomfortable once

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sarah gorman🍉

@thesarahgorman

4 years

@piscesin6th bill clinton unfortunately

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sarah gorman🍉

@thesarahgorman

2 years

chrishell and jason ………… practically unwatchable ……… horrifying to see ……… upsetting on many levels ……… excellent television

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sarah gorman🍉

@thesarahgorman

8 years

"big little lies" deserves an emmy for outstanding depictions of how amazing mental health professionals are

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sarah gorman🍉

@thesarahgorman

4 years

i want to formally apologize for perpetuating the alex delany is hot narrative. unfortunately my attraction to disappointing men knows no bounds

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sarah gorman🍉

@thesarahgorman

2 years

@chrisTi_e12 @woahitsjuanito letting queer people have mundane love is actually quite groundbreaking

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sarah gorman🍉

@thesarahgorman

4 years

@ira joseph gordon levitt in 10 things i hate about you was a lesbian

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sarah gorman🍉

@thesarahgorman

8 years

scared, excited, thrilled, nervous, impassioned to watch tonight's debate. GUYS THIS IS WHAT WILL SHAPE THE FUTURE OF OUR NATION! @BravoWWHL

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sarah gorman🍉

@thesarahgorman

7 years

K9 statue at the arizona state capitol, honoring all the fallen police dogs who gave their lives. they are angels!!!

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sarah gorman🍉

@thesarahgorman

7 years

meet barry– a st. bernard mountain rescue dog from switzerland who saved more than 40 lives during his lifetime

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sarah gorman🍉

@thesarahgorman

1 year

@offbeatorbit most importantly you’re just hurting the person they’re talking about more by putting them on blast like this…

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sarah gorman🍉

@thesarahgorman

5 years

@WrittenByHanna this scene in The Joy Luck Club

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sarah gorman🍉

@thesarahgorman

6 years

@rgay lol no we both weigh the exact same down to the ounce, thanks for checking

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sarah gorman🍉

@thesarahgorman

2 years

@katimcf @TheWriteJennyG @SexyBurlapSack if you’ve ever been in therapy “your thoughts do not define you” is a huge theme. it’s about whether or not you give weight to those thoughts. there’s literally a strategy about letting your thoughts pass by like leaves on a stream. his experience is very common

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sarah gorman🍉

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4 years

gigi hadid’s house being ugly brings me comfort

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sarah gorman🍉

@thesarahgorman

6 years

have u all accepted zendaya’s fashion sense as your lord and savior yet

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sarah gorman🍉

@thesarahgorman

5 years

@bananafitz jackie jormp-jomp singing “synonym’s just another word for the word you wanna use”

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sarah gorman🍉

@thesarahgorman

7 years

this is islay, queen victoria's dog in sydney, australia. the statue talks! in honor of the many good deeds it did for deaf & blind children

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sarah gorman🍉

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2 years

@katimcf learning in therapy that a lot of your thoughts don’t actually mean anything or say anything about you was a huge learning more people need to realize

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sarah gorman🍉

@thesarahgorman

2 years

@_matty_b_ you know she was wearing cookie monster pajama pants

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sarah gorman🍉

@thesarahgorman

2 years

@katimcf @TheWriteJennyG @SexyBurlapSack a therapist would tell them to let the thoughts pass by and not put meaning on them, they wouldn’t be able to stop them from occurring

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sarah gorman🍉

@thesarahgorman

8 years

"I would very much like to be excluded from this narrative, which is why I made it the central talking point of my Grammys speech. xoxo"

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sarah gorman🍉

@thesarahgorman

6 years

chris pratt: - def voted for trump - goes to anti-LGBTQ+ church - loves the gym ruth’s chris steak house: - accessible in all major cities - has never hurt anna faris - something you and your dad can finally agree on so yeah who do u think deserves to be one of the top chrises?

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sarah gorman🍉

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1 year

@austinblakemays and she ate

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sarah gorman🍉

@thesarahgorman

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@agustdicksucker he’ll love it though and come out with some anti-capitalist bangers

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sarah gorman🍉

@thesarahgorman

5 years

@elizaskinner adult male wearing gym shorts to a nighttime date at a restaurant. in winter.

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sarah gorman🍉

@thesarahgorman

1 year

@bklynb4by kpop stans do it every birthday

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sarah gorman🍉

@thesarahgorman

7 years

WHAT I'M SAYING IS: these are the only statues worth hanging on to and all other idols dedicated to slave owners and trash monsters gotta go

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sarah gorman🍉

@thesarahgorman

5 years

the international women’s day segment on @whoweekly should win a pulitzer

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sarah gorman🍉

@thesarahgorman

7 years

@evilmallelis then he asked me for my card and i just kept telling him “i’m not a professional singer!” and then left and realized he was asking me out

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sarah gorman🍉

@thesarahgorman

7 years

@evilmallelis i was at a karaoke bar where u had to pay $2 per song bc NYC and i sang “it’s all coming back to me now” by celine dion and then without my knowledge a random guy paid the $2 for “my heart will go on” and made me go up and sing again

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sarah gorman🍉

@thesarahgorman

4 years

people with C.C. initials are always chaotic evil. Clare Crawley. Caroline Calloway. Camila Cabello. Chevy Chase. Chris Christie. Candace Cameron. Christopher Columbus. Chris Colfer. etc!

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sarah gorman🍉

@thesarahgorman

4 years

happy mother’s day to all the dead mom bitches out there!!

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sarah gorman🍉

@thesarahgorman

4 years

@ImReadinHere i’m not out here advocating for joe biden i think he sucks hard but like, trans people will still have access to health care and women will have abortion access and maybe a few less families will be separated at the border with him in office so if i have two choices that’s it

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sarah gorman🍉

@thesarahgorman

5 years

@dickgirIdiaries lol how is it different if it takes a few dates to find out if someone wants kids or doesn't like dogs or whatever other silly dealbreaker someone has??? this ain't it

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sarah gorman🍉

@thesarahgorman

2 years

okay and let’s stop acting like he’s the only one getting a pass for domestic abuse (christian bale, sean penn, bill murray, josh brolin, michael fassbender, mel gibson, johnny depp will be working again soon, many more)