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Glass Bead Gamer

@GrillPillMax

9 months

I throw my thoughts Like tomahawks Into this world Which I disown

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@GrillPillMax

3 years

BREAKING: President Biden has blocked Russian access to Disney Plus

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@GrillPillMax

1 year

This is what every day feels like

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Testing the grip strength of mice with a Mecmesin BFG 10N digital force gauge.

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Thinking about when Neo's passport expires in the Matrix

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3 months

This is probably the best picture of the biden presidency, for me

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5 months

In Asia they sell a Coca-Cola with added fiber

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@GrillPillMax

3 years

Thinking about my freshman roommate in college, a 350 lbs upright bass player from Beijing. Nobody could pronounce his name so he went by Clifford. He was a major alcoholic but the only thing he would drink was mgd steel reserve because they don't sell malt liquor in China

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@GrillPillMax

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8 months

This kid was so cool

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@GrillPillMax

1 year

You guys remember when the Chop people were like this is a cop free zone and then ended up making their own security force that like immediately shot a guy?

ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴘᴀʟ, ᴅᴀᴋᴏᴛᴀ

@DEEP_RED_BELLS

1 year

Summer 2020 was definitely the funniest period of time we'll ever get to experience, right?

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@GrillPillMax

2 months

When I pour another drink at the family gathering and my fiancée's dad looks at me funny

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@GrillPillMax

1 year

This is ultimately what's left of "politics," in the technological/mass society. Signaling your politics through consumption. That's all that's left: consumption.

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1 year

There is now a right-wing “anti-woke” app where you can apparently check brands in the store to see their wokeness rating.

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@GrillPillMax

2 years

Incredible that Che was furious with Castro for inventing the euro-step instead of passing the ball to him open for the corner 3

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@GrillPillMax

2 years

Rail workers aren't even proletariat, they produce nothing. They are simply speeding up access to goods, like baristas

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@GrillPillMax

6 months

This feels like it was decades ago but damn it's still funny

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@GrillPillMax

1 year

Me at the party after I throw up outside and come back for more alcohol

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@GrillPillMax

1 year

No respect for the taste of onion. Burger is too tall. Picked a cheese you can't even melt. Too much sauce. Didnt even use a grill. Terrible form.

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@CoachK915

1 year

He really went crazy

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@GrillPillMax

3 months

Is this real?

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@GrillPillMax

3 years

Update: I checked in on Cliff's Facebook and he did indeed graduate a few years later. Hell yeah brother, props to a king.

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@GrillPillMax

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That's gonna be a lmao from me

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@GrillPillMax

7 months

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@GrillPillMax

3 years

He told me stories about how much better it was being a drunk in Beijing. According to him he would frequently pass out in the gutter gone off that baiju. Every time the Chinese police would wake him up and drive him home. He got caught once in Texas and they drove him to jail.

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@GrillPillMax

1 year

One of the best for you headlines this website has produced

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2 years

Yep

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@GrillPillMax

6 months

Always thinking about how Coca-Cola produces $3 billion in legal cocaine a year

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@GrillPillMax

10 months

Me at my gf's family's during Christmas dinner

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@GrillPillMax

1 year

Oh my God it's real

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@GrillPillMax

3 years

Clifford also only had a weekday meal plan, like me. So what he would do is get extra food on Thursday/Friday (biscuits, burgers, cornbread, etc) and wrap it up in napkins and store it in my mini fridge. He spent every dollar his parents gave him on steel reserve, bless them.

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@GrillPillMax

3 years

Clifford had really bad sleep apnea and he would fall asleep anywhere he sat for more than 10 minutes. So naturally I would have to wake him up at 730am every morning to get to my 8am class because he'd be passed out on the shitter.

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@GrillPillMax

2 years

Just look at all that Pynchon. Mandy, join the groupchat

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@GrillPillMax

3 years

When Clifford wasn't playing bass he had 2 laptops going at all times in our room. One would play liberty radio (the station Alex Jones was on) and infowars while the other constantly had some weird anime game simulating. I learned a lot about Chinese libertarians.

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@GrillPillMax

1 year

My hieroglyphics professor got called in at 3am one time by border patrol/atf to translate a funerary inscription tattooed on a cartel guy and it was a Seti I inscription with a few words changed, a drop off location or something encoded in there.

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@Paracelsus1092

1 year

Thinking about magical hieroglyphic tattoos again

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@GrillPillMax

2 years

Look at my lawyer dawg, he's eating dog treats

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@ElectionLegal

2 years

Enjoying a healthy snack of chicken chips. They're human grade!

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@GrillPillMax

8 months

Need the 2005 jimmy buffett Sony phone simcard so fucking bad

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2 months

A good rule of thumb: never trust a guy in a jam band

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@GrillPillMax

3 years

Clifford loved to smoke weed but he couldn't afford any because his money was all tied up with steel reserve. My bud had a house and roomies off campus where I kept my bong but I kept a sack and a 1 hitter in the dorm. He would always get us caught, he would cough like a bitch

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@GrillPillMax

10 months

The Holocaust, but let the Jews do it

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@GrillPillMax

3 years

He would fall asleep on the toilet so often he broke the seal at the bottom (because of his weight) three times in a semester. He was also so big he couldn't fit sitting on there without opening the door, otherwise his knee would bang on the knob.

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@GrillPillMax

1 year

The cia hit my gf with the ethical non monogamy gun

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@GrillPillMax

3 years

Clifford was in the grad program but I was the last freshman to sign up for housing so I lived at the college inn (a motel converted into dorms, alcohol allowed b/c it was supposed to be for juniors and seniors only). He slept through his own final recital.

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@GrillPillMax

5 months

@DEEP_RED_BELLS I think they underestimate the American demand for fiber+ soda

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@GrillPillMax

3 years

Alex would order dmt to our student union mailbox, constantly get us in trouble for smoking weed, and disappeared 6 weeks into the semester. He became the only person arrested at Occupy Dallas. His dad would text me regularly with updates and I'd be like that mfer is gone idek

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@GrillPillMax

3 years

I don't know what happened to Clifford after the spring semester. He was supposed to do one more semester to get the credits he slept through, which pissed off the jazz group he was supposed to tour with. Last I heard his parents made him come back to China. Hope he's well.

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@GrillPillMax

3 years

Clifford was truly a gifted bass player, all the dudes in the 1 o'clock band respected his talent, but nobody wanted to do recitals with him because he would sleep through rehearsal 90% of the time. A good move by them seeing as he slept through his own graduate recital

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@GrillPillMax

3 years

Clifford came into my life in my second semester. My first semester my roommate was the only other freshman to sign up for housing late. He would order dmt off the silk road and smoke copious amounts in our dorm. He never once attended class. I knew his dad better than him.

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@GrillPillMax

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Sun's fake, Sun's been replaced

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@GrillPillMax

3 years

Once we smoked and went to get dinner at our favorite dining hall (Auntie Gladys' soul food kitchen) but when he was filling up his plate, as he was wont to do, he burped smoke all over the old black lady serving him. She told him no more helpings bc he was obviously so high

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@GrillPillMax

10 months

This shit is so funny man

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LFG

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@GrillPillMax

3 years

When Cliff would get out of the shower he was so big that the tiny bathroom would flood. I'm talking water over your toes. No matter what he did, no matter how often he scrubbed he always smelt like malt liquor and cabbage. I don't know why cabbage, he never once ate any.

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@GrillPillMax

1 year

John Krasinski - from Boston, asset Ben Affleck - from Boston, asset Matt Damon - from Boston, asset Mark Wahlberg - from Boston, asset Chris Evans - from Boston, asset James Spader - from Boston, asset Ed Norton - not an asset, but from Boston and loves the agencies And so on

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@GrillPillMax

2 years

@coldhealing It rules this is a literal ft Bragg psyop

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@GrillPillMax

3 years

The jazz dudes were all real talented but they were dumb as dogshit when it came to math and physics. I started tutoring some guys in our science of musical sound course and then they all just started hitting me up to be Cliff's alarm clock.

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@GrillPillMax

1 year

This is a nonce's idea of a burger. Pervert ass burger. Get out of the kitchen

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@GrillPillMax

6 months

What did Baudrillard think about this?

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8 months

I still think about this sometimes

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@GrillPillMax

11 months

He was cooking

Tom Tuttle from Tacoma ☀️ 🦍

@TacTomTutt

11 months

Vintage Alex Jones on the Israel/Palestine Hegelian Dialectic

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@GrillPillMax

2 years

I know it's not real, let me enjoy things

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2 years

Best possible British meal

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@GrillPillMax

2 years

What the hell is going on?

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2 years

The View introduced a giant nightmare-inducing puppet named "Lil Amal", calling it a "powerful symbol for human rights."

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@GrillPillMax

2 years

Reminder that Jared Leto grew up in "hippie communes," his grandpa was air force, he "returned to school" at Emerson prep (DC) after a hiatus with his mother in Haiti ca. 1983 where she worked for an unnamed "children's charity," he has a cult and now owns Lookout mountain

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@GrillPillMax

3 months

Baudrillard is even more correct now than when he wrote that "Disneyland is there to conceal the fact that it is the 'real' country, all of 'real America,' which is Disneyland"

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@GrillPillMax

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@SweetneyHouston @DrBlobb A page from Kennedy's white house notes in a book called presidential doodles (911 service started in 1968)

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@GrillPillMax

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@stillreezy

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@GrillPillMax

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@abonbass Hell yeah, I always loved when he'd come back to the door with his drunk smile rocking that fedora

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@GrillPillMax

1 year

Tapping the sign

Defense of Ukraine

@DefenceU

1 year

There are many characters in the world of literature who dream of joining the #UAarmy - the side of good. @jk_rowling AI by @caton .lab

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@GrillPillMax

5 months

You guys ever think about how Dave Chappelle's mom went to American University in DC, was a high level administrator for Lumumba, and then went on to the state department and UNESCO?

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@GrillPillMax

10 months

This is so fucked up and sad and it breaks my heart

Zarathustra

@zarathustra5150

10 months

The average mineral content of calcium, magnesium, and iron in cabbage, lettuce, tomatoes, and spinach has dropped 80-90% between 1914 and 2018

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@GrillPillMax

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@GrillPillMax

4 years

Socially isolated and desperate, sam Pritchard will come out as trans this year.

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@GrillPillMax

3 years

Once in high school pe the coach said we could pick what game we played if someone ran the mile under 6 minutes so my boy Gary who smoked 2 packs of kools a day did it in 545 in skate shoes and dickies to his ankles. We played dodgeball

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I don't trust this guy

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4 years

Socially isolated and desperate, sam Pritchard will come out as trans this year.

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@GrillPillMax

1 year

You mfs got psyoped again

Insider Paper

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1 year

BREAKING: A top secret US Navy acoustic detection system first heard the Titan submersible implosion hours after the submersible began its mission, officials involved in the search say, The Wall Street Journal reports

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@GrillPillMax

2 years

Gf just admitted to cheating on me so I'm about to drink myself unconscious while I cry

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@GrillPillMax

8 months

So close to getting it

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@GrillPillMax

1 year

You're looking at britney's boobs I'm wondering what she knows about a guy working on computer networks and remote data transmission at Bayer in the 60s

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britney posting levels off the charts

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@GrillPillMax

1 year

Thinking about how the cia "chief of disguise" did a tedtalk about how they had masks that could fool people up close (once briefing the president with a mask on and he didn't notice) since the 80s and getting mad

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@GrillPillMax

3 years

@ZeroSuitCamus Ben loaned his Baltimore house to the "founder of modern anatomy" while he was in France. He was pretty into cutting up bodies

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1 year

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1 year

Mark of the beast

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1 year

Many streamers and gamers are noticing indents in their heads due to prolonged headphone use.

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@GrillPillMax

3 months

Thinking about this reddit post I saw a couple days ago

R A W S A L E R T S

@rawsalerts

3 months

🚨 #BREAKING : AT&T and Verizon are currently experiencing nationwide outages across multiple states, affecting customers' ability to make calls to other mobile carriers. At least 24 states are reporting these issues.

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7 months

Kurt Cobain conspiracy heads, we are SO back

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6 months

Critical support, I believe this man. I do not believe Big Soda

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2 years

@NOTSeanMcCarthy 5th largest military in the world

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10 months

Good enough for me

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@GrillPillMax

5 months

The CNN lady's moment by moment narration of the guy immolating like she's announcing a horse race I find more disturbing than anything else. Sick society.

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@GrillPillMax

7 months

Anyways, here's We Didn't Start the Fire

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@GrillPillMax

7 months

This is how they pick the next mass shooters

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@GrillPillMax

6 months

In the conspiracy sub reddit, they're calling True Detective season 4 corrective programming

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@GrillPillMax

1 year

Lol but also, the Dutch language is not real

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@GrillPillMax

1 year

This is what they're doing to me

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@GrillPillMax

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Disclose.tv

@disclosetv

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NEW - Solar geoengineering experiment in San Francisco injected "salt crystals" into the atmosphere to reflect sunlight. The project was not widely announced, "to avoid public backlash."

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