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@mtvsjackass

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enjoyer of movies, eater of shrimps | 24 | she/her

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rolling my eyes so far back in my head that i make direct eye contact with the goblin that operates me like a marionette
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need to know what bra she’s wearing that looks good with that type of shirt . i’ve struggled with this all my life
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Oh i need to carry this bitch around like a designer bag
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Astonishingly aesthetic chicken, a silver sebright bantam. 10/10 do want.
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made mine
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this has to be fred armisen
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Look at my Senator dawg I'm not getting any reforms
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just tried airdropping this to 6 people and they all declined there’s nothing left for me here
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@meatprison_ omg finally an actually useful answer. thank u!
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@daizyblazeXXX LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO be so serious.
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@dontfacetimeme YOU BEING FULLY OUTDOORS IS KILLLLING ME
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@dontfacetimeme YOU CANT SEE THE BOWL AT ALL
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@CBS11Andrea @brielarson THANK YOU. i was too scared to do it myself. brie we need you here!!!
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@BBYCELS444 Beloved that is a Guinness
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@jamaicanheat3 ?????????? off topic as hell
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@chunkbardey @itsmattfred putting soup in a flat rectangular tupperware because i love chaos and strife and pain
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HOLY FUCK I HAVE A BOYFRIEND
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@bocxtop @BigTucsonDad idk about this one prance
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story time: 12 years ago i lost this DS on vacation. today my dad found it in my house.
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checked an item off my bucket list tonight 😁
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@bocxtop hold on i never said that
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@kaylakeith_ OOOOHHHHHHHHHHH this could work… in DIRE need of a good strapless
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@SavvyLindz omg natori is the BEST i did not know they made these!!!
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if i looked like this i would be the most insufferable human being alive nobody would be safe
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i fulfilled my lifelong dream today
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hope this hasn’t been done already
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@dontfacetimeme looks like sauce on ur legs im sorry bro 😭😭😭😭
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@brielarson @ChantelleUS i’m crying thank u so much. this is incredible for me and the boob community
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people who shit on these lights are boring like sorry i’m a fun bitch and wanna take selfies with pretty colors
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oh my god
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@fiImgal wait omg i watched this entire movie on tiktok LMFAOOOOOO
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@col_ell @meatprison_ this is so lovely
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@dunkinpumpkin_ loving your vibes here thank u.
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@babooshke god i see what you have done for others
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i’m ngl i’m so fucking tired of guys only wanting me for sex i want a fucking boyfriend man this kinda feels like shit! <3
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does anyone have a better semi sexy word for underwear that isn’t p*nties i hate that word so fucking much
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@BigTucsonDad honestly she’s a hero
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@evemoney even for big ass titties???
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@escKeirabel mostly bc i have rly big boobs and sticky cups with no straps/back make me @look a little ridiculous πŸ₯² i’ve tried them tho and they would be a great thing to use if they looked good on me!
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@zedonarrival she got a color analysis and SLAYED
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@bocxtop on behalf of females i would like to apologize
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spread cream not cheese disease <3
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β€œyou changed” bro i experienced true friendship and love for the first time
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@bocxtop oh man
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swimming in the hudson is def in the top 3 dumbest things you could possibly do
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I can’t get over how disgusting this is, the water is literally BROWN
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imagine your card declines at planned parenthood and they just put it back in you
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if u needed a good omen for 2022 here it is: me looking amazing
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@bklynb4by this is devastating ………..
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@dontfacetimeme Me when i lie
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I’ve never used unsalted butter for anything in my life. Recipe says unsalted butter? You bet that shit is salted! Doesn’t even fucking matter.
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i personally think i looked good today
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if i see that pic of debby ryan one more time i’m going to remove my eyes with a spoon
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this has all happened in the past 48 hours
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@RachiRojas @brielarson like plsssss the boob community needs you!!
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urban outfitters be like: (tiny shirt)
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fit checkpoint
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my head is fuzzy lol
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πŸ§©πŸ„β€β™‚οΈπŸͺ€πŸ₯¬πŸπŸŒ΅πŸ¦šπŸ¦Ž
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surprise i look different from yesterday 🀝
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am i the only person who has no desire to live past 40
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thinking about when i bought ouid for the first time when i was 14 and i used a fake british accent because i was so nervous
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painted some vans inspired by my favorite song :)
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absolutely enamored with my new tattoo
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i am in a news article. because of my tweet. this has never happened before
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Brie Larson has confirmed that she's wearing a Chantelle t-shirt bra in her viral crop top shot in #TheMarvels trailer: "It was a whole team effort..." Full quote:
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my snap best friends list just called me a whore
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hi im she/they πŸ€πŸ‘ wanted 2 put that out there aha it feels good to say
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@sakhecore my god 😭 i know the musicians in that room were pissed
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if i could drive i would find this person and rear end the shit out of them
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call me sacha baron the way i’m cohen through it rn
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@faistology how long does it take this man to write like this ?? i wanna see the process
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wait i literally forgot in other countries covid is over because they aren’t fucking stupid omg that’s crazy
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@lilsasquatch66 the barstool logo wow sas is big now
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@CroweAdrien β€œthey” meaning people who are lame as fuck??? as if i care
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the feminine urge to literally just lose my fucking mind in the most explosive way possible
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happy tuesday!
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the titanic (1912) idk i haven’t seen the movie
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anyone who ISNT A MINOR wanna join sentient beefings my group chat full of fucking clowns ?
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15 bro they r so fucking good
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6 years ago today i met evan peters and rode an escalator with for 10 mins down a 6 story building shaking like a leaf
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another Extremely Rare smile pic
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@ANIANIANl LMFAUKDCYDKCHJC WHAT
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throwback to the bestiefication of me and andrew garfield
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can everyone say good luck on your final eliza ?
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it literally never ends .
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@britlovesmusic ohhgHHHHHHH do u have a link or a name or anything…. if not it’s okay i will find it anyway. thank u for ur service
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underboob in the 2nd pic is kind of a serve .:.. much to think about
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@kocasoda evicted from papa’s orchard has me CRYING rn
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can y’all please read the fucking room why r u posting selfies rn πŸ₯΄
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bitches will go get food by themselves and call it a β€œself date” girl you are literally just eating a meal alone
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@dinnafashh not muslim but i also grew up away from alcohol and my parents treated it like the drug it is and wow… genuinely how do people not see how crazy the culture is
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me opening this app every morning
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ned’s deyassified school survival guide
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the left side of my face exists ?
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girl i met today just texted me this i am going to cry
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room lighting went CRAZY today
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