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I’m honestly surprised it took 9 albums for taylor swift to start singing explicitly about murdering men
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every time i remember blake lively is her own stylist i lose my mind
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This post gets funnier and funnier every single day
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this was my multiverse of madness
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the world moves on another day another drama, drama
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Tree opening twitter like
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WE HAVE TO DO THIS 5 MORE TIMES
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Me when someone asks me if I’m religious:
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okay well Taylor Swift has never had to open hinge or bumble in Raleigh, NC.
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this mashup feels like a hug from taylor swift telling all us prophecy girlies that it’s gonna be okay
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Crazy how Joe hopped off a plane at LAX with a dream and his cardigan and when the taxi man turned on the radio a Taylor song was on
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Jack hitting post
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Probably far enough away to comply with her restraining order
HER ASS ISNT EVEN IN THE TENT IJBOL
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I unfortunately care deeply about them and this relationship
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Taylor Swift Updates
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📸 | New picture of Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce
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Why is it so funny to me that sophie turner liked taylor’s post about fearless...like yessss girl! bop to songs dragging your husband!
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The internet spent MONTHS trying to invalidate Taylor Swift’s sexual assault by saying ‘she couldn’t be assaulted because she had no ass to grab’, so don’t fucking tell me that what was said on Fallon last night ‘was just a joke’
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sorry…. for the lover house to be real taylor would have had to predict the pandemic and if taylor swift predicted the pandemic and didn’t tell anyone we need to have a larger conversation
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prayer circle 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 Taylor Swift Ft. 🕯 The Jonas Brothers 🕯 (From the Vault) 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯
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When the GMA announcement is the lavender haze music video instead of tour dates… what then!!!
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Celebs supporting Ellen bc they had good experiences with her makes me think of Taylor’s billboard speech when she called 🛴and the industry out by saying: “‘But he's always been nice to me!' Of course he's nice to you. If you're in this room, you have something he needs.”
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I think it means she played 4 shows in Sydney
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After already spending like 4 hours in Taylor Swift’s house I asked her if she was a hologram
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𝙧𝙖𝙘𝙝𝙧𝙤𝙢𝙖𝙩𝙞𝙘𝙖 🌊
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what is the stupidest thing you've said to a celebrity?
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The day that she wrote “this summer is the apocalypse” she was smiling and taking pics with people in jury duty. I don’t know a kinder soul
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August 29, 2016: Taylor Skipped The VMAs Because She Had Jury Duty in Nashville, Tennessee
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In solidarity, you are all banned from bringing your stupid boyfriends to tour
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the most compelling evidence against karma / the scrapped album theory is that taylor herself in this video from sept 2016 said that she was starting the next album and HADN’T BEEN WORKING and the first two songs she recorded were gorgeous and komh…so…
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Is it insensitive for me to say “get your shit together so I can love you”? Is it really your anxiety that stops you from giving me everything? Or do you just not want to?
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I want Halsey and Taylor to bake together and vlog it. Thanks
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I luv Halloween
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swifties have never once listened to a single thing taylor has said lmao
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Taylor is never inviting fans to her house ever again LMAO
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Ok I need opinions. On TikTok I said that Taylor probs won’t do secret sessions anymore because she’s too famous now. People are arguing that she was already famous when she did secret sessions. Lol obviously. But she’s on a different level now. Am I the only one who sees that??
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Sometimes I listen to a song of mine and go oh shit this is sad
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“we’re going to make some tik toks and you’re going to fucking like it”
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with war & hate i’m begging swifties to remember that taylor legally cannot begin to re-record reputation until nov 2022
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Just want to remind you all that Taylor Swift wore a rose dress on Jimmy Fallon when people thought 1989 was going to be called Roses AND wore a Kaleidoscope ring to the BBMAs after people thought Lover was going to be called Kaleidoscope this woman loves to troll
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Have an emo ass tweet locked and loaded for when TN logs back on
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taylor if you’re reading this can I have a cardigan ? 🤲🏻
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I sing “I’d never walk Cornelia Street again” pretty passionately for someone who hasn’t ever walked Cornelia Street
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It’s kind of exhausting that this woman can’t do anything with out y’all theorizing about it
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SHUT THE FUCK UP
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in honor of the last season of @nbcbrooklyn99 starting tomorrow, let us all appreciate the time andy samberg sent my cat a signed photo after seeing pictures of him watching b99 (which he still does)
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I’m in pain thinking about how Taylor wrote You’ll Always Find Your Way Back Home and then in my tears ricochet she says “I can go anywhere I want, anywhere I want, just not home”
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cameron diaz entering her reputation era omg
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Why does everyone act so surprised when Taylor mentions twitter. She found me on my personal account and I had 530 follows. She’s creepy
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UMMMM YOU KNOW WHO THE FUCK IS FREE TOMORROW NIGHT AND IS FROM TENNESSEE ?! KESHA.
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WHO the fuck gave TAYLOR ANd the FREAKING jonas brothers the RIGHT to do shit at the same time
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there is a sizable faction of swifties that don’t care about taylor as a human being or an artist, they only care about her as a content machine and a stan twitter talking point and it’s very fucking weird to me
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happy anniversary to this text message exchange you crazy kids @aaron_dessner @taylorswift13
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Are you really gonna talk about timing in times like these? And let all your damage damage me? And carry your baggage up my street and make me your future history
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the bear attacks in question!
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Having an insane galaxy brain moment… Taylor Swift is turning 33 on Dec 13… Speak Now was her 3rd album…and Speak Now (Taylor’s Version) would be her 13th Album…turning 33 on the 13th…announcing Speak Now TV on the 13th….
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This is the first time photographers have caught TSwift on film in 6 weeks
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Taylor Swift makes rare public appearance to serenade a couple who recently got engaged.
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the reputation tour will be ending for the last time in approximately 48 hours
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UHHHH 911!!!!! Amazon Prime let the Jonas Cat out of the bag 😳
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At the secret session she started to loosen her grip on our hug and realized that I wasn’t ready to let go so she squeezed me even tighter 😭
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when she said she’s never the first person to let go of a hug because she doesn’t know how badly that person needs it
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I scream i scrumpt
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with peace & love this is so ridiculous
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Sweet dreams of holly and ribbon!
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the fucking irony
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Midnights will be the 7th album we listen to for the first time together 🥹. And that’s on meeting your best friend at Taylor Swift’s house! @taylornation13 #TSmidnighTS #CountdownToMidnighTS
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Taylor and I have wildly different definitions of what the word “soon” means
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I feel like this isn’t super well known, but the reason we don’t have a Red Tour DVD is because the director was accused of Sexual Harassment on multiple occasions and is currently under investigation by the NYPD. Fair to say Taylor did not want to be associated with that
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Can Brendon Urie and Taylor Swift fucking collaborate already
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Rebel Wilson said on Ellen today that they all go to “Cats School” on set where they all pretend to be cats together....
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Taylor really stood on stage at the iheart awards and said “I love your attention to detail” after we were counting holes in a fucking fence but missed the 26th lesson in Elle being about countdowns. She really dragged our asses 5 weeks ago and we’re only now realizing it.
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I‘m seeing this compared to Taylor Swift suing David Mueller for $1, but I just want to remind everyone that HE SUED HER for $3 Mil after he got fired for assualting her & she countersued. There’s just something fishy about men accused of SA suing women for insane sums of money
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Justin Bieber Sues 2 Social Media Users Accusing Him of Sexual Assault for Defamation
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To celebrate the end of rep tour let’s all add up how money we spent on it!!
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Anyone who ever tried to tell me Taylor Swift was a republican owes me $13,000
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You wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised me @madelizard
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Where is the swifties wildin thread
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Andy Samberg saw photos of Greywind watching @nbcbrooklyn99 and decided to send him some love. Literally on cloud 9. Thank you @thelonelyisland 🥺♥️ this is so insanely nice
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All the kingdom lights shined just for me and you ✨
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naur… i will be gatekeeping this album from people who didn’t appreciate it in 2017
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how’s one to know???
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The Jonas Brothers are up to something and Taylor is up to something and I cannot believe they both are conspiring to ruin my life
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Wait this is particularly stressful because this means they clicked on my profile to see my name in my bio…
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Alright Megan, let’s hear it.
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Look what my irl friends got me for my birthday 😭
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Are you in the right headspace to receive information that could potentially hurt you
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We were so scarred from the snakepocalypse that when The Snake Videos™ came out last year ppl wanted it so badly to be a Dragon bc no one wanted to relive 2016. Little did we know that Ms. Swift would spend this entire era making people rue the day they called her a snake.
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joe listening to taylor write no body, no crime in the other room
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If you had told me 6 years ago that one day I would watch Taylor get censored during an award show performance............
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It sucks that they’re gonna censor “shit” though :/ It’s on the list of 7 words you can’t say on TV
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If the Jonas brothers don’t play goodnight & goodbye on tour then what even is the point of this reunion
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happy ‘jason derulo has fallen down the stairs at the met gala’ day to all those who celebrate
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Joe: Hey, do want to go somewhere nice for our three year trip? Taylor: TAKE ME TO THE LAKES WHERE ALL THE POETS WENT TO DIE Joe:
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I cant believe I got this on camera
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TAYLOR COME BACK TO TUMBLR I AM BEGGING YOU I AM SO FUNNY ON THAT APP AND IM NOT CUT OUT FOR TIK TOK
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Not nominating the best selling album of 2017 AND 2018 for album of the year?
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OH BABY, BABY MERRY CHRISTMAS
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me rn
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why is it so funny to me that ashley hasn’t tweeted since march but as soon as scoots mcboots started acting up she’s like ‘let me open this here bird app’
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sums up today in the taylor swift fandom
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I’m getting fucking SAD because this chapter has been my best chapter. I’ve never felt more connected to the fandom or to Taylor and so many amazing people have come into my life this year and I’m so emotionally ATTACHED to the Rep Era and MOM CAN YOU COME PICK ME UP
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the CDC says that someone can put roots in my dreamland
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I am suing you for emotional distress @taylorswift13
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*Sung to the tune of 22 by Taylor Swift* I DON’T KNOW ABOUT YOU, BUT I’M FEELING LIKE BOO BOO THE FOOL
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my issue with the Egghead Swifites™️ is that everything taylor does has to fit into everything else she’s ever done. And when you are overanalyzing everything she does and making everything into a hint or a clue, it dehumanizes taylor and it takes the fun out of the fandom
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joe jonas every july 9th for the last 10 years
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This era started with Taylor as a bad ass snake queen and is ending with her as a soft cat mom. I have whiplash
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You aren’t “entitled to your own opinion” if your opinion is homophobic
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sorry but saying this "resurfaced" is so funny because its literally from a documentary on netflix
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