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@hills_vi
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3 years
It fucking is Colin
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@MoriartyProfJ23 @beverleyturner You stupid, dumb fuckers
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3 years
Good afternoon everyone, I am happy to announce that today I am officially a Gramps, meet Quinn
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@lyncey_gilbe @BBC You’re the problem, not them two
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8 months
@NeilNotGonnaLie @GreggAWallace 90 mins with his son, on a Saturday!!
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@mrjamesob We came prepared with 20 benson and hedges and the company credit card for beers later. Nothing else
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1 year
Hi Everyone, hope you can help. My step son David has gone missing in Majorca. He’s a big lad for his age and I’d allowed him to go to the Thai Massage for half an hour earlier and now we haven’t a clue where he is. He’s only 14 and a half, please RT for awareness 👍
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Peak midlife crisis. Completed it. Thankfully man don’t give a fuck. Off to chase the Palma nanas around town.
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@hills_vi
HillsVI
2 years
Bring it all back into public ownership, rail, water, energy, transport, the whole fucking lot. Take it back, don’t pay them a penny for it. If it’s a necessity we should all own it collectively
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@hills_vi
HillsVI
3 years
I expect every Toon fan of the correct moral fibre to do their duty next time they see the little prick turn up there next time and boo the knee.
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2 years
170,000 dead Shit in our rivers and seas Inflation rampant Food and energy through the roof 100,000 NHS vacancies Billions funnelled to donors for PPE Brexit is the shitshow we all knew it would be Yeah, brilliant pal. Fucking brilliant
@BBCNews
BBC News (UK)
2 years
Wednesday's Express: “Farewell... I'm proud of the things we did” #BBCPapers #TomorrowsPapersToday
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@trussliz Give your mouth a rest will you
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3 years
@BoxingWorldUk Poverty, rationing, ricketts, death and destruction. Fantastic, what a fabulous idea
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2 years
@SpibyGraham @haydenmcfc_ Think you’ll find it was trade unions that got those bank holidays for you. But you take the opportunity, great look
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3 years
Simple pleasures in life no.1 - A quiet pint on your tod
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2 years
She is a gammon faced, brexitty, narrow minded racist I believe
@LizKershawDJ
Liz Kershaw
2 years
She was an actress I believe
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@hills_vi
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3 years
Good Morning @AbiBrown1 given your comments at the weekend about people telling lies and half truths I was hoping you could go onto @BBCRadioStoke today and comment on the Prime Ministers latest set of them.
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@HarryMcNally00 The whole album
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2 years
@mrjamesob To be honest, telling the truth isn’t classy. It’s just literally being honest, which his lot have forgotten how to be
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@hills_vi
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2 years
Latest in the series of Dogs in Pubs (Beer Garden edition)
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@hills_vi
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3 years
Perfectly normal country episode 6,865
@BainzyC
🇨🇭🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿LucyMostJuicy🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇨🇭©
3 years
On guard!😍
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HillsVI
3 years
This country has collectively lost it’s fucking mind, queuing for over half an hour to get onsite because we’re next to a petrol station. Folk now driving on the wrong side of the road and causing chaos. A nation of fucking idiots
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@hills_vi
HillsVI
3 years
Hi Everyone, I hope you can help, my Grandad suffers from amnesia and has ended up catching a flight to Finland when he should be meeting his ‘lady friend’ in Bangkok for a weeks R&R after his prostate operation. Please help me find him so we can get him to Lady Woo’s Stripclub
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3 years
Oh lads (and ladies)
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3 years
Good evening everyone, Hoping you can all help. My grandad has gone missing in the Derby area, last seen around the Normanton Road area as he has a fondness for the ladies. We need him home as his catheter needs changing. Please RT for awareness
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HillsVI
3 years
What a magnificent person he is. Fuck the @spectator
@MarcusRashford
Marcus Rashford
3 years
Just heard @spectator are planning to run a story on me tomorrow about how I have benefitted commercially in the last 18 months…To clarify, I don’t need to partner with brands. I partner because I want to progress the work I do off the pitch and…(1)
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HillsVI
3 years
Good evening everyone, how are we 👀
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@hills_vi
HillsVI
3 years
As last Friday I shall not be entering into any further correspondence on this matter. Good evening
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2 years
RIP My Pops, gone to get a curry so we’re raising a glass to the grumpy old soak. None of that wanky can malarkey like Bab either, proper beer for proper me
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3 years
Hi everyone, can you help. It’s my grandad, he suffers from amnesia. Every know and again he thinks he’s a member of the Prussian Royal Family and things go downhill fast when he puts his spiked helmet on. Please RT so we can find him and get him home to nana ASAP
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@hills_vi
HillsVI
2 years
This nation is seriously ill with itself. Bends my fucking head, shit like this
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@hills_vi
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2 years
So rather than force the energy companies to cut their margin/profit. She’s going to subsidise them with public money. What a great start
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@hills_vi
HillsVI
1 year
Hi Everyone, hope you can help. My grandad has been on his hollibobs in Zante and after visiting Erotica Gentlemen’s Club on Laganas Road his blood pressure has gone through the roof and he’s eloped with a Russian Brass. Nana is beside herself, we need to find him, please RT
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3 years
Hi ALL, I hope you can help? My grandad has recently gone on holiday to Lloret de Mar for a bit of winter sun, the only problem is he’s left his Sildenafil at home which is going to ruin Nana’s break. Is anyone going that way that could help me get them to him quickly? Plz RT
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@hills_vi
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2 years
Look out Manchestoh, the Brizzle Love Missile is in you
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3 years
Don’t ask me to feel sorry for him, the prick. ‘Ooh I regret how I voted’, tough shit pal
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@hills_vi
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9 months
Just like to wish the representative for Stoke on Trent North, Kidsgrove and Talke a miserable 2024. You know it’s coming don’t you, dopey bollocks. We see you, you pointless twat @GullisJonathan
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3 years
Just weighed myself, heaviest I’ve ever been. Just before Christmas too
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@hills_vi
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2 years
Jake Humphrey does like A level results day doesn’t he. State of this LinkedIn post
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3 years
I see ‘Dead Man’s Shoes’ is on Tele tonight at 11.05pm. This means I will definitely be in bed by 10.30pm as it’s a shite film. Evening all
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3 years
Went the pub for a quiet pint after work, had to share the Scampi Fries with this good boy 😍
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3 years
Got in, work is really shitty at the minute, put the news on and it makes you realise it’s completely immaterial. The world really is a shitty place ran by shitty people these days isn’t it
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@hills_vi
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3 years
Morning Custard tits, are you falling on your sword today? Let me know babez as I’ll have to break my dry January for it and I’ve got no #cans in @BorisJohnson
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3 years
LADS (and ladies)! #cans
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3 years
Manic Street Preachers (H)
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3 years
Anyone who yearns for a time when life was harder and shitter is incredibly dim. Imagine wanting to go back to life in a freezing cold house, I remember it, it was wank
@UK_Needs_Reform
Buy British
3 years
Who remembers living in a house without central heating, no double glazing, no loft insulation etc. and waking up and scratching pictures in the ice on the inside of the windows?
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Late night stroll around Florence last night, incredible place. UP THE MEDICI!!
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@hills_vi
HillsVI
3 years
Finally get to join the vicious knife crew with @Yunthak and @Gwladruns
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HillsVI
3 years
We should be taking to the streets and dragging them out of their houses
@ITVNewsPolitics
ITV News Politics
3 years
'These rules were very hard for people to obey' @Jacob_Rees_Mogg suggests the Covid inquiry may find that coronavirus laws were 'too hard on people' after being asked about @BorisJohnson 's behaviour
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3 years
Shall we just overthrow the Government and the Met tomorrow? Beats going to work for the day
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HillsVI
3 years
This having time off is no good for me, promised myself some healthy living and daily exercise. Ended up lying in bed until gone ten and going the pub every afternoon and then drinking my bodyweight in wine every night. I need structure in my life, or a dog
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2 years
@FKiernan5 Fahrenheit Nonce
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3 years
Just put my Spaten Oktoberfest keg in the nonce pump lads
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2 years
Jack Brereton vs Mick Lynch. The Rt Hon MP for Stoke South is so far out of his depth I’m waiting for that 6 metre Great White to pass him by. The daft little prick LOL
@PoliticsJOE_UK
PoliticsJOE
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Mick Lynch: I'm a more popular person than many of the politicians in this room, unfortunately for the public. 😮‍💨
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Good evening @Conservatives do you think this is acceptable from a sitting member of Parliament? I find this kind of behaviour disgusting. Awful behaviour
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2 years
All these people getting in a state because people are being warned about the heat over the next couple of days. If you think you don’t need the advice, just ignore it. It’s all the free speech mob again, who don’t actually like free speech.
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1 year
@hyiesquire Hahahaha, knobhead
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3 years
You can actually grow concrete organically
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2 years
What a man
@AccountNo100
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2 years
Jesus, Mick Lynch with the speech of a lifetime ✊🏻 #SolidarityMick
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2 years
That Tory MP saying people use food banks because they can’t cook was apparently an ex Miner. Unfuckingbelievable
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@hills_vi
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5 months
I love this song, a lot.
@Lady_FanAccount
Ladytron Fan Account
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Bronski Beat - Smalltown Boy #synthpop #80s
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3 years
Debs just suggested a hot tub for the garden. I married a sex pest
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2 years
Morning All, last few hours today before the Chrimbo hollibobs break. Dressing to remind everyone I’m THE Pink SI Alpha Male. AMIRITE @JimmyJazzEsq @Dano1883 @OnlineBalded @Danny3point0
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3 years
Just seen the 8 out of 10 Cats carrot in a box scene. The man was brilliant wasn’t he.
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3 years
Paul Scully, what an absolute fucking plum #newsnight
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2 years
Yep yep
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2 years
Just wanted to take the opportunity to wish everyone a very good evening and to embrace the fear for tomorrow. I’d love to join you. But it’s DAY 1 GARDEN LEAVE!!! 55 more to go after
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@hills_vi
HillsVI
11 months
Good evening @GullisJonathan you fucking oaf. Can’t wait to see you at Tunstall dole office
@BestForBritain
Best for Britain
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Hard to believe that Tory MPs are seriously suggesting repealing the Human Rights Act.
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@hills_vi
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1 year
Good afternoon everyone, it’s Saturday and it’s another round of #cookingwithcasuals
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10 months
Hi everyone, can you help? My Grampa has gone to Las Vegas to marry the love of his life, but he got carried away on pills and liquor on Friday and now he’s holed himself up in The Chicken Ranch won’t come out. Step Nana is distraught, his Benzathine penicillin G is due soon too
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Hi All, I’m hoping you can help. Grampa gets a bit nostalgic for his youth now and then, & tonight he’s dressed for a trip around Normanton Road with a stash of out of date tenners from under his bed He’ll be rodding the brasses rotten, nanas distraught, pls help get him home!
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2 months
Hi everyone, can you help, my grandad has gone AWOL in Greece. He loaded his shopping bag up with Lovehoney Ignite Pleasure Balm and said he was off to pleasure a few swarthy, moustachioed Sheep farmers in the Hills. Please help find him, Nana is distraught
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HillsVI
3 years
So the Business Minister just said on Sky News that Income Tax has to go up if we want to keep the £20 UC payment in place for people. Classic divide and rule isn’t it. How about tax the evaders and big corporations eh, @Conservatives you collective set of arseholes
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@hills_vi
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An insatiable love of beer, wine,curry, kebabs and full English breakfasts
@jayson_smiley
Jayson✊🏿Smiley
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Lenny Kravitz turns 60 in a couple months. What’s your excuse?
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2 years
‘Do unions have too much power?’ Being discussed on Sky news, this nation is a shitshow
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4 months
I’d just love one 3 minutes in a ring with Farage, I wouldn’t stop hitting him He’s done more damage to this country than anyone ever has. He’s a cunt
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3 years
Beef and Sauce.
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1 year
Good morning @SoTConservative and good riddance
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3 years
She’s crying because she got caught. They’re all fucking laughing, the press and the Govt are one and the same. It’s the end of Animal Fucking Farm this.
@Peston
Robert Peston
3 years
I've known @AllegraCOP26 for years. She was a brilliant colleague on the show. As I would expect, she has done the honourable thing, and swiftly resigned. Whatever you think of what she said in the clip obtained by @itvnews , she is a model for many in modern politics...
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2 years
So I’ve suddenly become a fan of Shearer and Wright tonight solidarność
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3 years
Evening @Conservatives with just a tiny bit of luck your bullshit will continue to be called out now. Clocks ticking fuckos, times running out
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3 years
New York Dolls were the first Punk band, I’m sure of it.
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3 years
MASSAMAM
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3 years
Lay in bed, starving. The only problem is that picture of Pavs breakfast has put me off food for life
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2 years
Tiny Rebel Pineapple Express in the Nonce Pump. And, it doesn’t matter because it’s fucking disgusting
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3 years
Getting a bird table and a bird bath today
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2 years
Amazing how a magic money tree can appear when the governing Party is in the shit isn’t it, AMIRITE @BorisJohnson
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HillsVI
5 months
The absolute state of our country part 1,000,000,000,000 Father in Law fell last night and broke his hip at 8pm on the kitchen floor. Took until 2am for an ambulance to get to him. He’s 93. Well done @Conservatives it’ll take years to fix the mess you’ve made
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HillsVI
2 years
Yes, but you see it’s not the same. The men won The World Cup, not just a European one
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@hills_vi
HillsVI
3 years
Remember when @metpoliceuk stormed into those women having a vigil.
@Shayan86
Shayan Sardarizadeh
3 years
Last up is David Icke, who says "demons" persuaded millions around the world to believe in "their plan" and "global tyranny" by using "a fake virus, a fake test and fake death certificates to give the illusion of a deadly disease that has never and does not exist".
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3 years
WELLINGTONS ASSEMBLE
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1 year
Scruffy Cunts
@chrisshipitv
Chris Ship
1 year
A few short hours ago, there were crowds and carriages and crowns 👑 🇬🇧 Now The Mall resembles abandoned campsite after a wet weekend at Glastonbury ⛺️ #Coronation
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Good morning everyone, especially @GullisJonathan you pointless ape, 30p @LeeAndersonMP_ are you still gutted mate? And finally Lord HawHaw himself @Jacob_Rees_Mogg Big fat fucking frauds, the lot of you. Full of piss and wind, sooner you’re all gone, the better
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Leftism, what an album #totp
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3 years
And we’re off! Sirloins, Red Wine Sauce, Creamed Spinach, Green Beans and Pancetta & Roast Spuds with Paprika. Soss is on
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2 years
Tea #tea Reet gurt lush
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11 months
Hahahahaha, look at you boy! You fucking oaf @GullisJonathan
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HillsVI
3 years
Picked up a number of new followers following on from picking up some big #numbers yesterday. Only a matter of time before they leave after they see what actually does go on here
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HillsVI
2 years
So fucking grim, I hate these people
@LBC
LBC
2 years
'Rishi Sunak isn't even British!' Sangita Myska eviscerates this racist caller who says Tory party member won't vote for Sunak because 'he doesn't represent Britain'. @SangitaMyska
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