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@diet_coke_stan

25 days

hi btw

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@heteroslavia I would kill myself

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1 year

@GRIMVVICE they want your SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER??

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1 year

ok

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its so funny when guys call me daddy because i understand that roleplaying is about performing roles you may not inhabit in your day to day life but like. surely we have to worry about casting as well

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2 years

@Andy_is_Beast rabies is like, incredibly very serious. many counties will cover the cost of the vaccine bc its a public health issue, or your college might if u have insurance thru them. the cdc also has a program for free rabies vaccines

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2 years

treat me really niceys 🥹

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3 years

so glad quarantine is over so I can start dressing again

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2 years

@Y2Komrade tyler oakley?

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3 months

@heteroslavia Police will be investigating you come morning

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@diet_coke_stan

4 years

I have a brita filter in the background of my grindr profile and I’m genuinely obsessed with this man who thought he’d convince me to fuck him in exchange for replacement water filters

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@diet_coke_stan

4 years

made some sourdough loafs n crumpets :)

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1 month

does anyone want a live-in pup to play with them and eat from a doggy bowl and wear a jockstrap or whatever? not rly into all that i just can’t afford rent

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4 years

@TheHogandDice @ScoobyDussere this is super true! i once read an article that traced the words that shakespeare "invented" through the letters that women sent back and forth- it said something about how women generally create and spread slang about 10 years b4 it enters the mainstream

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19 days

absolutely diabolical feature

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1 year

big news for people who suppressed their sexuality for years and now it's expressing itself in weird ways

GIANT FREAKIN ROBOT

@GFRobot

1 year

Andrew Garfield will portray the monster alongside Oscar Isaac's doctor in Guillermo del Toro's version of Frankenstein.

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10 months

(having sex) fuck yeah you gonna be a good b- (remembers they’re nonbinary so I can’t call them a good boy) a good oomfie for me?

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1 year

went to London and got my third hole done

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1 year

pissed in one lucky oomf’s apartment 🤞

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1 year

and now a silly one :p

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1 year

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1 year

pissed in one lucky oomf’s apartment 🤞

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3 months

who wants to kiss?

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2 months

@h0mmelette y axis of “technology”

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10 months

it’s hard being just so awfully cute. but someone has to do it!

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@diet_coke_stan

2 years

whenever i like something you tweet im kissing you. and whenever i retweet it im sucking your cock

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1 year

me with my sheep sweaters

dr. hazel 🐝

@HazelMonforton

1 year

I took husb, an English man with an active interest in medieval history, to a ren faire once. I asked if he would dress up and he put on a t shirt with a sheep on it, and told me he was dressed as “the economic powerhouse of medieval Europe.”

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@diet_coke_stan

3 years

trapping you under a cup and putting a piece of paper underneath you and taking you outside bestie

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9 months

how many letters in HONK SHOO???

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9 months

@F466OT oh the paddheads are COMING for you…

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@diet_coke_stan

1 year

i love that more men look gay now, but im frustrated that not all of them want to have sex with me

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2 years

i got new glasses btw

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1 year

i loooove when bottoms have no ass because you know they’re only doing it for the love of the game

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5 years

green bitch

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@diet_coke_stan

1 year

staying (diet coke dick is insane) (will leave u moaning and dripping from all ur holes) (and drooling) (hi btw)

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1 year

Y’all staying or leaving? Be honest. I’m staying fasho.

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@diet_coke_stan

2 months

cool but would be better if it were diet coke

Science

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2 months

Opening coke bottle underwater!

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2 years

do gays who like armpits get turned on when the club starts to stink or is it more like a one on one thing

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4 years

D&D actually ISN’T problematic because it’s the only game that lets people with sleep disorders take a nap between rounds of combat

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10 months

does anyone wanna see my ass

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@diet_coke_stan

2 years

having friends isnt enough i need to sleep in a big bed with them all together like this

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@diet_coke_stan

27 days

i will always request someones priv. even if they dont post their dick on there. im just nosy. tell me if you failed that class

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@diet_coke_stan

2 years

kinda obsessed w how quickly gay men turn any social media feature into a way to post pole (compliment)

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6 months

@openlyhot Passing around the talking stick in the dark room

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@diet_coke_stan

2 years

COCK / TORMENT

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@diet_coke_stan

2 years

ok oomf has inspired me... like this for a subtweet (havent decided whether i will be nice or impish w/ my responses)

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4 months

me on the penis if im being absolutely honest

Fck Around N Find Out

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1 year

he lets me hit because i look at him like this

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8 months

gay people are so funny like why is your porn account’s display name “wendy williams’ left implant”

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3 years

tried to block some of the suggested elements of twitter and i think i fucked it up. ideal twitter

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@diet_coke_stan

4 years

no more thirsting for military men on gay twitter... the world has surpassed the need for thirsting for military men on gay twitter

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@diet_coke_stan

2 years

don't tell anyone but i heard 2023 is going to be the year of boy pussy

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4 years

grating onions for some latkes and this is the most emotionally open I’ve been in years

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1 year

just saw a guy with a septum ring and the display name “masc4masc”.

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@diet_coke_stan

4 years

@ACABNATlON @radicalbast4rd he stole that hat from a cop and literally breaks out of prison

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@rebirthcanal some people have war in their countries

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@diet_coke_stan

2 years

i hate being gay i get into bed and im like "my beddy-bye slay..." its unreal

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1 year

I’m a weirdo. I don't fit in, and I don't WANT to fit in. Have you ever seen me without this stupid foreskin? That's weird

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10 months

if elon makes us pay to use twitter we should at least be allowed to tell people to kill themselves

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9 months

me and my autistic boyfriend jacking off together call that parallel play

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2 years

happy fall 🎃

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@diet_coke_stan

1 year

just came in a guy while “paper bag” by fiona apple played #coquette

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@diet_coke_stan

1 year

posting a pic of a guys dick in my ass with the caption “soft launch”

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4 years

anyone wanna do this with me

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@diet_coke_stan

3 months

didn’t get the job so going public and posting ass ❤️

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@diet_coke_stan

1 year

hehe

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@ssc_zhith

1 year

April dump? Let’s have it❤️.

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4 years

if we're mutuals on here i consider us best friends and you're invited to my birthday party

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5 months

happy suck on his tits saturday

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3 years

trans nails trans nails trans nails

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@diet_coke_stan

3 years

brands keep telling us they’re allies but when is one of them going to come out as a faggot

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4 years

This is the best challah I’ve made in my life holy shit

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@diet_coke_stan

2 years

sorry I called you oomfie do you still want to have sex

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2 years

disney adult hole goes crazy

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@diet_coke_stan

1 year

@F466OT he literally does porn but also yeah me too

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@diet_coke_stan

1 year

im so mad i need a twink to come over so i can chew on him

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@diet_coke_stan

1 year

im so mad i need to buy myself a chew toy

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@diet_coke_stan

2 months

happy Mother’s Day to all my bottom followers ❤️ anyone trying to get pregnant today?

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@diet_coke_stan

2 years

i can never remember the foods i like while shopping so i routinely have to google shit like "good snacks to eat"

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15 days

ok enough posting about your slutty little waists can we post about our slutty little cock girth or something

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@diet_coke_stan

2 years

every potential profile picture i might use is tested on grindr first to see which will produce the strongest impulse to maul me among the general gay population

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@diet_coke_stan

3 years

exiting my reply guy era and entering my reply girl era

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