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dyke. doesn't play about covid. punk grandma. 27. i'm the number one jeremy fragance in my field

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this is the gayest I’ve looked in a while
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unfortunately i think probably every part of my personality makes it apparent that I was on tumblr in 2012
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oh i am going to. cry
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every so often i remember that the subject of this painting is actually a disabled woman
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happy butch appreciation day :)
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can y’all watch them while i go smoke
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@calebsaysthings last year i was having some computer trouble so i called my dad for help. he let me ramble on and started to answer my question before my mom abruptly took the phone and said, β€œsorry he can’t really talk right now, we’re in the ER because he had heart pain” WHAT??
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GOOD AFTERNOON EVERYONE 😭πŸ₯³πŸ”Š
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@LilNasX me filling out my timesheet every week:
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i hate when things get taken out of context and then made fun of. boygenius wasn't just in drag for no reason, they were in drag in nashville, julien's hometown show, on the last night of tour, with a band full of queer performers, protesting the tennessee drag ban
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@dis1oc4te you gotta make friends with people that have anxiety about losing memories and therefore want to document everything
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@ZeroSuitCamus this woman has instagram face. the people want eurodance kesha back
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just heard about stephen sondheim and all i can think about is how he recorded the voice message at the end of tick tick boom himself
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@thedigitaldash_ like this was a groundbreaking video when it came out. tumblr discoursed about it for days
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@wengelll they had graphic tees in the 50s?
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the titular christina of christina's world by andrew wyeth is not just wistfully laying in a field. christina olson was a real woman with charcot-marie disease, which weakened her feet and leg muscles. she would get around her farm by crawling.
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It honestly breaks my heart that she puts on this show as this sparkly princess-y person but as soon as she is in private she is free to dress in what makes her comfortable and most like herself
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i sincerely believe that hayley williams will have the kind of career longevity and household name status that dolly parton has
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@_Sheehogue_ she moves like this
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spotify in 2022: sad girl starter pack!!!! julien baker and phoebe bridgers in 2018:
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ok so my theory with this is one that they are each dressing & posing as each other, with julien's pose on top, lucy's in the middle, and phoebe's on the bottom
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pattern recognition
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@aprettyPR this is so real omfg tiktok comments piss me OFFF bc everyone on there expects to be spoonfed information!!! once saw a kid ask on a video of a chocolate cake recipe if they had any non-chocolate cake recipes. GIRL GOOGLE!!? there are like 500 non chocolate cake recipes PLEASE
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LIVE from the hollywood bowl: julien baker dethrones hayley kiyoko as the NEW lesbian jesus
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@zachsilberberg i stand by my professional opinion that comic sans is a fine font that suffers from being oversaturated. but also there's a font called comic neue that i think you can get for free
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@isawken incredibly niche genre of internet post
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when storme delarverie was older she would carry a gun around to protect the younger lesbians πŸ₯Ή she was their guard. we owe so much black lesbians and butches and studs!
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lesbians would be nowhere without butches, they fought tooth and nail (literally) and bore the brunt of the violence and oppression that lesbians have ever faced, they MADE this community by becoming the bouncers and bartenders etc to protect our right to have a space to love
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@pwiscila i'm 26 right now and i feel like everyone thinks 26 is so old until they turn 26. and then they're like oh this is just like everything else, i am always myself
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@tradwifeguy I love to say β€œI’m about to get weird” 3 seconds before I have an overstimulated meltdown
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girl who’s only ever played poptropica, playing a new game: hmmm. getting a lot of poptropica vibes from this one
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oh my god i cant believe they named a whole holiday after a phoebe bridgers song...
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julien baker & phoebe bridgers, 2016 vs 2021 😭😭 (pics by adam gerhold, greg chow, joe calixto)
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@Clayton_Ashley i just incubated a dinosaur egg and built a chicken coop on my farm for him. his name is robbie he eats hay
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@SaeedDiCaprio why did they make her white
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@sixinchbeys ok I know this is a joke but the true story is so cool- gossip has been around forever but the Word gossip comes from women chatting during birth!! 😌😌
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@tylergaca only getting critique if you went first bc by the end of class everyone was too tired and burnt out to say anything πŸ‘
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new boygenius era i'm on the floor
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@hello_aubs
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@SPIRITSAURZ it costs $0 to rt my zombie repellent!! my next client could be on your tl!!
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changed my body from the way god made it... it reflects my altered mind....
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Changed my body from the way God made it, It reflects my altered mind.
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@doubleca5t I think about this a few times a year and every time I have to figure out how to google the post without getting weird results lol
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boygenius handwriting the lyrics for the songstreams is so smart, now everyone can easily get their tattoos
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this 130 year old photo i just found of helen keller as a girl is a prime example of how film photography will always have a better resolution than digital
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every white lesbian over 40 looks like this
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the good things are real. nobody is playing a joke on you. it’ll all be okay. the good things are real.
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ok im gonna need someone who knows photoshop to shrink ryan gosling in this image til hes like 5'1. then im gonna need them to send me the result so i can post it with the caption "me & my trans girlie bff going down to big tesco"
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@JoeDellaGatta this font is called benguiat. years ago my friends and i had a running bit of β€œbenguiat spotting,” sending pics every time we saw it in the wild. once you realize, you can’t stop seeing it everywhere
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. @phoebe_bridgers ' songs are like *dreams about drowning*
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new impulse purchase just dropped goodnight ✨
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@qgotnorings @minnascule speed-reading the books you couldn’t afford during your class’ allotted book fair time and then buying a bookmark cuz your parents could only spare $1
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@jestom love to stain my shirt while advertising my product that makes ice cream less messy
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@orang3_aura itunes still has a visualizer
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just had to be there
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Post your insane tour lineups you've seen. I'll go first
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@halsey @niftygateway @MFPLA @carbon_180 rather than selling the nfts and then donating "a portion" of sales to removing carbon emissions, what if we didn't sell nfts and cause ecological damage and carbon emissions in the first place
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@makjako this reminds me of when I was little and a store had chocolate candy samples. I was allergic to it but my dad got some and when I asked how it was, he said β€œit was actually sooo bad that’s why I had to eat it so fast, to get the taste out of my mouth!” 😭
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@McHenryJD i think this is gym dudes who live on chicken and rice but don't know how to cook for themselves
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@gremlita this intersecting with the "slap my butt and buy me pizza" era... like what was that
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@Iauraroslin I’ve been off for almost 3 months and I feel a lot clearer. It’s helped me figure out how to make things just for myself and not feel like I have to tell everyone everything.
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i’ve had this bumper sticker on my car for a year and nobody’s ever honked smh πŸ˜ͺ
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@qgotnorings @minnascule meanwhile your classmates are buying guides to dragons and whatnot for $25
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@zhurris gets on my LAST NERVE when baby gays are like "what does looking straight mean? you can't tell someone's sexuality from their appearance. i don't make any assumptions about anyone :)" completely shoving years of flagging and queer culture down the stairs
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every time i remember this post i lose 10 years off my lifespan
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@soniamariesays i really hated watching this thank you
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people are liking this that have their tumblr in their bIO y’all are braver than the marines for that dang
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@SkinnyTuna found out today that a huge lithium battery factory will probably be built in a poor rural area of Georgia and my first thought was hm I wonder what kind of generational diseases will be the result of this 😭
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likely place for her to be
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Charli XCX's BARBIE movie song soundtracks a car chase, according to Mark Ronson. πŸ”—:
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oh my god she’s gone full rockstar mode
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nobody asked for this but. here is a video of @lucydacus learning that vegetables aren't real
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julien baker fans are like yes turn out the lights was an incredibly pivotal album in my life. no i cannot listen to it ever.
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@_Lefyri created a strand of thread that connected everyone in his life and his memories with them together over the span of 2 years πŸ₯Ί
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@wobalternate [war flashbacks]
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wtf gay little monkey
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does this shirt say what i think it says
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@theillustrious vermillion and chartreuse should SWITCH
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@fairiesirens how are they on top of a grave he dug like are they on top of the ground or not. are they in a grave hole
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@jackthevulture very real and very good advice. once saw a post that said β€œdo you have any hobbies that aren’t consumption?” and I think about that a lot. personally I love cleaning and restoring things I find secondhand!!
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to me they are girlfriends
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@eiIhart these are my favorite genre of tumblr posts
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every time i remember this post i lose 10 years off my lifespan
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@___maryboy they’re toxic besties
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MOTH BEHAVIOUR
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@barbieprivilege but it matches the sponge and soap perfectly
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brands marketing my gay to gays: friends:
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hey everyone i made a basket
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phoebe bridgers "she can do whatever she wants to do, she can go home, but she's not going to" 🀝 taylor swift "and i can go anywhere i want, anywhere i want, just not home"
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@theWEniverseis1 @studiolemaine I’m glad you’re still here β™₯️β™₯️
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@osamabishounen this is very "keep chopping wood with a dull axe because there's no time to stop and sharpen it"
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it's also pride month let them live
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IF YOU GET "PINK EYE" AT AN ERAS TOUR SHOW.... GET A *PCR TEST* FOR COVID. the latest variant (Arcturus) is spreading, one of the main symptoms is pink eye, and it is not easily read on rapid tests!!
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cultural impact: β–ˆ γ€€γ€€ β–ˆγ€€ β–ˆγ€€ β–ˆγ€€ οΌΏ Boygenius boy geniuses
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@TheAlmiteySTUMP @aprettyPR I literally had to delete tiktok bc comments like this were melting my brain I know they’re probably all 12 years old but my god 😭
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going to atlantis real quick, y’all want anything?
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have y'all considered that p could be a victim of that man too? the way abusers worm their way into your life and attach themselves to everything makes it hard enough for victims to get out or speak up, let alone someone at her level
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every time landlords say β€œdon’t use nails to hang things” and every time i comply and use command strips and every time something like this ends up happening
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