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Hilary Banks

@soniamariesays

7 months

just a heads-up:

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Hilary Banks

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1 month

Both of these:

cinesthetic.

@TheCinesthetic

1 month

What's are the best comedic line reads of all time?

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Hilary Banks

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2 months

I wish "I don't like kids" people realized that kids actually prefer to be spoken to like they're adults so you can treat them totally normal.

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2 months

try as i might whenever she talks about food i am so charmed like i forget she’s a politician. looking a 10 year old in the eye and saying “a little cilantro, a little lime. no raw onion. are you doing raw onion?” is unfortunately irresistible

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Hilary Banks

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7 months

The hot wood chopping dude on TikTok just taught me a great analogy about how women and men have to approach the world differently in terms of safety and...

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Hilary Banks

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21 days

No one has ever needed to be at the club more

Mandy Moore EGOT Committee

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23 days

22, Divorced, two kids, never had an orgasm… She should be at the club 😭 #SecretLivesOfMormonWives

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Hilary Banks

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4 months

This lady in my local mom group was looking for a more "red" town in the county and another woman commented "search for towns with higher rates of COVID deaths"

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Hilary Banks

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8 months

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“why arent clothes made as well anymore” “why am i scared to ask my boss for PTO” “how is rent so high” “why wont Biden do the right thing” “why doesnt my degree matter” what if I told you these all have the same very depressing very real answer

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Hilary Banks

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5 months

I DID IT 🔥🐎❤️

Hilary Banks

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5 months

A @theestallion concert is probably a good place to wear something you've been too self-conscious to wear anywhere else right? 🥺 👉👈 I feel like it would be a supportive environment for those of us struggling with our bodies but wanna embrace our inner hot girl...

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Hilary Banks

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10 months

I forgot I took a screenshot of this response this morning

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Hilary Banks

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7 months

I literally just said he was hot and made a good analogy. Dassit. If you want to roll your eyes at women excited by "base-level empathy," your feelings are directed in the wrong place. Be mad that things are still so bleak that this is something people could get excited about.

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Hilary Banks

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7 months

Marla Gibbs and Hal Williams went to Lenny Kravitz's Hollywood Walk of Fame ceremony as tribute to his mom and now I'm sobbing 😭

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Hilary Banks

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2 months

Just want to remind everyone that children are a marginalized group so while you may not feel comfortable around them (which is often fixable but whatever), saying you don't like children is, in fact, not a good position to hold.

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Hilary Banks

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4 years

Prince Charles: *marries a teenager with unresolved trauma* Princess Diana: *acts like a teenager with unresolved trauma* Prince Charles: #TheCrown

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Hilary Banks

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7 months

If you can hear this picture we're friends

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Hilary Banks

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3 years

I saw a Tik Tok recently where someone theorized Boomers & older were exposed to so much lead throughout their lives that it eroded the parts of their brain linked to emotional regulation, impulse control, and empathy and it's completely reframed the way I look them.

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3 years

@etherealdeen @MCMVIII Her: "you don't expect people die from a flood in Germany..." Me: true, I guess I don't know much about their terrain and bodies of wa— Her: "... maybe in poorer countries" Me:

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Hilary Banks

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@lyra_dhelmar Especially when they meet other men's ideas of conventional masculinity/attractiveness

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7 months

@JoshJay990 Well now that we have the car/motorcycle analogy, we can apply it to other uses!

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Hilary Banks

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9 months

Finally watched Saltburn and this (while not being my review) was my takeaway

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Hilary Banks

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4 years

@Charneilb This is why he's the ultimate himbo.

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Hilary Banks

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2 years

@WhoopiGlowberg we're never gonna be free of this

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Hilary Banks

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9 months

We as a society don't make a big enough deal of how hot Dev Patel is

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Hilary Banks

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7 months

@444__sunshine Him and the boxer chef who's so hot I didn't realize he was vegan for over a year of following LMAO

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Hilary Banks

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2 months

@xylephonerat You absolutely nailed it

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Hilary Banks

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6 months

. @VH1 needs to go back to their original programming, we losing recipes!!!!!!!!!

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Hilary Banks

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2 years

@janineannett There's no better use of the image. I'm so sorry for your loss ❤️

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Hilary Banks

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2 years

First of all, bitch... If IHOP has a million fans, I’m one of them. If IHOP had a hundred fans, I’m one of them. If IHOP has one fan, it’s me. If IHOP has no fans, it’s because I’ve left this Earth. If the world is against IHOP, I am against the world.

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What’s the worst restaurant here?

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1 year

@ULTRAGLOSS NOT PRINCESS DIANA 😭😭😭

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Hilary Banks

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20 days

@stassie_joness @Tyga No one deserves that

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Hilary Banks

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5 years

Omg I'm in an elevator with group of kids & moms, one little girl asks why it smells like fish. Another girl goes "IT'S MY MOM, THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS WHEN SHE WORKS OUT" 😳😳😳 Jesus be a contraceptive!!!

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Hilary Banks

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4 years

@ben_lieberman @RileyJohnSavage I—

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Hilary Banks

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7 months

When @mychal3ts simply said the words "read books," my son RAN over to the nearest book and opened it immediately. Mychal's power!!! 💕

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Hilary Banks

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@LagunaBiotchIG Her kids are gonna be on TikTok in 15 years doing their little "but Kristi did" type slide show 🥲

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Hilary Banks

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7 months

@axhart @anti_gyro_ It's the first time I've ever heard anyone make it and it's so spot on!!

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Hilary Banks

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2 years

Me: I wish we had more couple friends Me watching #WhiteLotus and realizing I'm Aubrey Plaza's character:

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Hilary Banks

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2 months

@bentleyliz2 I love how this app's ad targeting can't read the room

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Hilary Banks

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4 years

Camilla: She will always defeat me in the court of public opinion. Me/My Mom/Everyone on Earth: #TheCrown

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Hilary Banks

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3 years

If you try and say you weren't attempting choreo from one of Ciara's videos when you were home alone, you're a filthy liar.

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Hilary Banks

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7 months

I normally like her content but damn... every single time??

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There’s this whole corner of parenting TikTok that is against playing with your kids and it bums me out, man

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Hilary Banks

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3 years

Shake after being left at the altar by the only Indian woman he's ever dated #LoveIsBlind

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Hilary Banks

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4 years

When are we gonna be able to retweet whole exchanges because this response to a woman jumping into the Hudson River has me in actual tears 😭😭😭

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Hilary Banks

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5 months

A @theestallion concert is probably a good place to wear something you've been too self-conscious to wear anywhere else right? 🥺 👉👈 I feel like it would be a supportive environment for those of us struggling with our bodies but wanna embrace our inner hot girl...

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Hilary Banks

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2 years

@YalKnoItsNick

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Hilary Banks

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7 years

@ABC Dude on the right's face tho😂

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Hilary Banks

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3 months

I don't fit in any of my clothes but I can't afford to replace everything AND I don't wanna get rid of what I already have because what if I go back to that size

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Hilary Banks

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4 years

@KaraBTweets "I'm talking about...ya know...me......."

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Hilary Banks

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6 years

People: "Is #UsMovie scary?" Me: "Nah, not really." My husband: *jokingly does Lupita's tethered voice* Me:

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Hilary Banks

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2 months

Exposing my son to important cinema!

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Hilary Banks

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7 months

Literally the origins of me not liking/trusting Olivia Wilde

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I'm rewatching The OC and we absolutely need to talk about Alex's hair.

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Hilary Banks

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2 months

@MikeVachow Tbh that's the point I remember adults in my life turning on me

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Hilary Banks

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2 years

@WhoopiGlowberg I've been saying for a while that the kids I know who said and did racist/misogynistic/etc. shit didn't always "learn it at home" They had parents who just let them do whatever and didn't check them or go out of their way to say that behavior was wrong.

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Hilary Banks

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3 years

@Bomanizer "CEO of the principal walk" The actual fucking audacity

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Hilary Banks

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5 months

I DID IT 🔥🐎❤️

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4 years

@ghostpnctuation Holy shit, his handwriting is GORGEOUS

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@AZoeNBrooklyn He's one of my go-to examples of non-toxic masculinity existing. CEO of Men's Business!

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Hilary Banks

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2 years

When we lost AIM, we lost boundaries. Away message culture needs to come back.

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3 years

@fromkar2kelly @kcuahd_ Kelly's hair in front of her mouth, what a perfect choice 😂😂😂😂😂

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1 year

@cxpriisxn @ABFlamboyant Not you spotted him in the crowd 😭

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Hilary Banks

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4 years

Monique: I'm such good friends with Candiace now!!!! Us in the audience: #RHOP

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Hilary Banks

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4 years

If Italians need someone to celebrate that badly, may I suggest actual Italian hero, James Gandolfini?

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Hilary Banks

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2 years

I am once again asking for a @bastardspod episode on Vince McMahon

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Hilary Banks

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5 years

Me: MA, BILLY PORTER'S SINGING My mom in the kitchen:

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Hilary Banks

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2 years

@Robinryan200 @eldefender101 @SnarkyMommy78 "with each other?" 😂

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Hilary Banks

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1 year

I KNEW THERE WAS A REASON HE WAS SUDDENLY SO INTERESTED IN AN NSYNC REUNION!!! that noodle-headed fuck....

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1 year

Britney Spears reveals she and Justin Timberlake agreed to get an abortion after she got pregnant with his baby, due to him not “being happy” about it: “It was a surprise, but for me, it wasn’t a tragedy. I loved Justin so much. I always expected us to have a family together one

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Hilary Banks

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1 year

@razorgxrl I would say this guy kinda gets it tbh 🫣 (admittedly, I'm very into arms and backwards hats)

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Hilary Banks

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5 years

@GranVarones @bevtgooden Damn, I would love to hear how TLC would've done it.

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Hilary Banks

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3 months

When I picked my son up out of his crib this morning, he gave me a hug and said "thank you for helping." (Something I try to say to him to encourage him to participate in chores around the house.) Reader, I did, in fact, start crying

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Hilary Banks

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2 months

@LeRenardeAmer You're right, they don't like kids bc they're assholes.

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Hilary Banks

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2 months

@PublicHealthEM Same right now with my son!

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Hilary Banks

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4 years

Fun fact: Will and Harry walked along Diana's funeral procession because They™ knew it would be the only way people didn't boo Charles the whole time. They™ basically used the boys as human shields. #OprahMeghanHarry #TheCrown

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5 years

@femmewithapen @mollyhc

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Hilary Banks

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3 years

For everyone saying "there was also a theory about crime decreasing after we took lead out of stuff": If you look at theft, assault, murder: those are all often crimes committed when people lose control of their emotions and act on impulse/without empathy, right?

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@zatannacs @aavegonewrong

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Hilary Banks

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4 years

I don't even know where to fucking start with this... How fucking crass could you possibly be?

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5 years

Lauren: "This experiment allowed me to date outside my race without me knowing." Me at home knowing she heard his voice and that he told her he was from Maine: #LoveIsBlind

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Hilary Banks

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7 months

@maryposa0728 Idk about alladat lol I'm hoping that it breaks through to some men because he's a messenger they're more likely to listen to.

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Hilary Banks

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5 years

Mark: I don't understand how once we left the pods, Jessica was no longer interested in me. Jessica: *outspokenly shallow* Also Mark: #LoveIsBlind

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Hilary Banks

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@jackremmington Me to my husband: You gotta hear how weirdly this lady says "microwave." Husband: What, does she say it like "meekro wahvé" or something? Me: ...how did you know? H: I WAS KIDDING, DOES SHE REALLY??????

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Hilary Banks

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1 month

I haven't let a thread go this long without being muted before and I'm overdue. If you haven't seen Abbott Elementary before, that is not my problem. Watch it. This is from S1E11. Have a great night!

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Hilary Banks

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11 months

@JustSomeLuhBoi Hear me out........ Maybe it's for a commercial, Mean Girls style

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Hilary Banks

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3 years

no joke, 2022 is gonna be the best year ever 💕

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4 years

@surlybassey @luckybastard77 They mean this:

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Hilary Banks

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1 year

@rezanosrati @kellyclarkson Identity Theft - singing an artist's song better than they did regularly on her show

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6 years

I never got the Stella hype, but Daddy on the other hand............. ☺️😍 #OITNB

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Hilary Banks

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2 years

You're never gonna guess who this is about lol

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@Variety @queenmarajesty Jennifer Lopez is far more beautiful than her !

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Hilary Banks

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6 years

When Dee Dee put the pizza in the blender... #TheAct

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Hilary Banks

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7 months

@babajandro24 I said he made a good analogy I had never heard and that he was hot.

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4 years

Diana to Charles: You're the most handsome, clever man in every room! My mom and me: #TheCrown

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4 years

@no_cut_card

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Hilary Banks

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10 months

I love the "sweetie, we've talked about this" tone Also, "a while ago"

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Hilary Banks

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3 years

For as long as I've been on Twitter, SparkNotes has consistently been one of the best things about this site.

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English teachers

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Hilary Banks

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@bearsaremean He genuinely did drop some serious knowledge in this video!

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Hilary Banks

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3 years

Twitter and TikTok realizing they're the only functioning social platforms:

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Hilary Banks

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@AkinPitan3 That's the joke...

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Hilary Banks

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3 months

Ok so as promised I'm finally watching Chicago and it is as brilliant as everyone says it is. Like the way it feels so much like a stage production on a grander scale? Incredible. And CZJ??? An all-time great performance. Iconic? Understatement. (All scalding hot takes, I know)