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Records. Weird films. Southampton FC. Terrible attempts at humour. Primary Teacher. P.E. lead. 3/4 Phase leader. he/him

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First aisle at the carboot. 2 quid. Done. Going home. Won’t beat this.
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Farewell sweet Lilt.
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Watching LCD Soundsystem doing Losing My Edge, telling my wife that I saw him play this to about 30 people in the dance tent at Reading and realising I’m the boring old guy the song’s about. I’m old and I hate myself.
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“Nadine, do you like owls?”
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@JonathanDean_ Men and woman in hazmat suits, tossing bodies into mass graves. It is snowing and they are singing. We zoom out to find we are watching a zoom funeral. The camera cuts between many families all doing the same zoom funeral. Final shot is bodies being burnt. It was never snow.
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@DiscussingFilm
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@JimMFelton @PippaCrerar @matthew_weaver What an horrendous, yet absolutely fucking fantastic day. @PippaCrerar and @matthew_weaver have played a blinder and it is glorious.
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@jlandpartners @JonathanDean_ Hi Becky, don’t forget the hazmat suits. And the ash from the burnt bodies.
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@mensisrituaI @goticapeitudaa
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Remember: Trans rights are human rights. Workers are striking to make things better for you. Your government hates you.
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Stuck around at car boot. Got these for a fiver.
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@wenbbilliams Not quite. Stuart Milligan played Superman in the BBC radio series and Nixon in Day of the Moon.
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@ThisIsTomLittle
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@MikeStuchbery_ @KTHopkins I’d like to claim the credit, having just reported five of her tweets.
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@mattletiss7 Harold Shipman was breaking the law; the people who arrested him were following it. Makes you think.
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@fesshole Just heard some idiot say you can't do BDSM on your own and honestly I had to restrain myself.
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Only got one record at carboot today. 30p well spent though.
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@paulie_woo They were good then but I think they’ve become a much better band than anyone could have predicted. It was 2004 I saw them. Is that the year we did?
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Best charity shop find in a long time.
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@frankieboyle I can’t tell you how devoid of morals I’d have to be to have had a column in the Sun.
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That Michael Flatley movie…
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Farewell sweet Lilt.
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@GoldingBF Presumably you’ll be much happier when this plain one turns up for you.
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@EmmaRaducanu Congratulations Emma, here’s me reading the thread about you winning the award.
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@archives1963 @dwseblingg Homophobia. Classy.
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@fesshole This was my favourite episode of goodnight sweetheart.
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@dank_ackroyd
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John Venn Diagram #BillClinton #TheQueen #venndiagram #maths #clinton
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@mralistairgreen The miley. Miley Cyrus/coronavirus.
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9 years ago, the greatest day of my life. #SaintsFC
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@VinylStupidity I’m having trouble playing the first record. Any suggestions?
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@TomLeachHL Saints leaving it all out there today:
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@mrnickharvey Someone on Facebook accused me of stealing a picture they made. I asked them to look in the top corner of “their original,” where he found a only-just-visible image of my face that I’d put in as a watermark.
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@jrawson “They came bounding over,”
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OMG. A hit tweet and finding the Shameless release of Deodato’s Washing Machine in a charity shop for a pound on the same day.
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@RufusHound We bought our kitten just before Christmas. We like Bowie. He likes Bowie. We should’ve called him Bowie.
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Excellent charity shop find.
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@connor_stringer @mailplus @DailyMailUK DISGUSTING WOKEISM I SAW AT EASTER
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@MrEFinch I’ve made a few notes. Bacon – ten on ten, button mushrooms – bingo. Love what you’ve done with the beans and eggs. I may want to mix them, but I want that to be my decision. Use a sausage as a breakwater. But I’m nit-picking, on the whole a very good effort, seven on ten.
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New stuff from @refuseliam and @Troma_Team / @lloydkaufman !
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@MikeStuchbery_ Andrew Tate is an incredible man; he’s managed to achieve so much despite his head being too small for his body.
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@VinylStupidity
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@shirts_original bored yesterday. These are all charity shop finds. #saintsfc #southamptonfc
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@OOCCouchGags These are at the start of the looney tunes platinum collection blu-rays. I assume Warner just put them all of their looney tunes releases on some form. Makes sense.
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@JobyMageean @ThisIsTomLittle
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Todays weird charity shop find: a ghostbusters fan film on dvd.
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Awooga!
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@NoParlezClub hit the mother lode in forest records in lymington this morning.
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@FurnaceFear Love this. I spent an hour during lockdown editing postman pat into the most recent Rambo.
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Always check the charity book stand at the supermarket: who knows what unnecessary additions to your novelisation collection you might make?
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Idea for a film, “The Queue.”: a dystopian future where every British citizen must join the queue to see the Queen’s coffin. People have been queueing for decades. Whole societies have risen and fallen in the queue. People have lived their whole lives in the queue.
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Heard people were panic buying soundtrack cds due to a national shortage, so rushed out to a local chazza to buy these for 25p each.
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@fesshole I’m no Doctor Dolittle, but there are times when I think birds are the only ones I can really talk to. Maybe that’s because I’m a partridge. Alan Partridge.
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The greatest trilogy of all time. Thank you @fullmoonhorror
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I would pay good money for a film that was just Loomis aimlessly wandering around, shouting non-sequiturs at people and then randomly and wildly blasting his gun. “Is this some kind of joke? I've been trick-or-treated to death tonight!” “You don't know what death is!”
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Tonight is his time to shine
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@deputygrocott I’m going to sit by an open fire and tell them stories about downloading viruses from limewire.
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@jason_lamont39 @JonathanDean_ I don’t agree. Bye.
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Enjoying the debate about what is appropriate for male teachers to wear in this heat when I’ve turned up to work dressed like this every day since half term.
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@Nick_Pettigrew He walks away like a man who has definitely just shat himself.
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Delicious 20p charity shop horror.
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@MitchBenn @EmmaKennedy If you do commit libel, try NOT to commit libel.
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#TeacherStrike #southampton
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@pipmadeley @bbcdoctorwho
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@SouthamptonFC From the other side.
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@gray
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@VinylCarBooty Oxfam near me has cds and DVDs starting from 2.99. The manager is always loudly complaining that no one is buying them.
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Although we’ve been shit constantly for a few years now, I can’t remember leaving St. Mary’s feeling this angry. #saintsfc
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My wife’s auntie just earnestly shared this on Facebook and it’s genuinely the greatest moment of my life
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@jeanrobinson946 @vizcomic Jean, your shoelace is untied.
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@FreddyInSpace @ShitMovieFest I want the Jason Takes In Manhattan cut. A special no killing cut where Jason just wanders around, taking in the sights and atmosphere of Manhattan.
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@The_Ren1981 @mrjimBob @RealBobMortimer This is incredible. I need this on a tshirt.
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I am absolutely here for the re-evaluation of Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Next Generation. Remember who’s always been here for this unfairly maligned meta-horror satire. Also McConaughey goes full Nic Cage.
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