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@hayesy316

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2024 prediction: This won’t happen

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@SonnyBunch @justkarl

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I don’t suppose Laming is being encouraged to dip into his super

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@erinrileyau @Joanwestenberg He could have just admitted he was getting extremely horny over the statue but he had to be racist about it

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@maxwelltani Suspects are radical, repeat, radical

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@dannolan This is almost as good as Biden pretending he saw two men kissing and decided he was for gay rights when he was 8 in 1950

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@johnb78 Every time

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3 years

Happy Australia Day!

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6 years

People cynical about a murderous, paranoid, eschatological regime on the Korean Peninsula giving up nukes via diplomacy were strangely optimistic about a murderous, paranoid, eschatological regime in Iran giving up nukes via diplomacy 🤔

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@gbrl_dick He’s buying each kid this book on the way home

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3 years

Immaculate innings are three times rarer than a no hitter (103 vs 311 since 1876)

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3 years

Michael King, Immaculate Inning. 😇

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7 years

Marie Curie is the only person to win two Nobel Prizes in two separate scientific fields and died of leukaemia as a result of her research into radionuclides which are used in medicine to save thousands of lives a year

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Name a bitch badder than Taylor Swift 😍😛😤

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3 years

Good luck getting a 12 year old to come back from smoko on time

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4 years

The funniest thing is Harris just threw this shit out there knowing it wouldn’t be double checked by any news source she cares about. The American media are that much of a fucking joke now

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@bendreyfuss @Tyler_A_Harper Why did you not simply purchase a courtside ticket, this is baffling to me

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5 years

What the fuck did Australia do to deserve Naomi Wolf’s attention all of a sudden

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@gbrl_dick My wife considered divorcing me but ultimately decided against it; she truly is a profound thinker

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@gbrl_dick This website is full of extremely antisocial people trying to outdo each other

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5 months

@ArmandDoma “We just need to do the Reign of Terror again” is certainly a take

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1 year

@JustinWhang mfw I get a Vienna sausage

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4 years

As usual, Ian doesn’t know what he’s talking about. Rail lines caused north/south disparities in the Dakota Territory, and residents wouldn’t agree to a single capital

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@eade_bengard But… that actually is genius

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2 years

@NataliaAntonova

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@ArmandDoma Get you a girl who fears dying alone more than your ugly face in the morning 😍

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2 years

@ConspiracyBull1 So you’re saying Ukraine is Russia’s Vietnam ok good to know

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3 years

@BadMedicalTakes “I hope my uterine wall isn’t that alarmingly thin” would be my first thought

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@SwannMarcus89 Not a doctor so his parents are still slightly disappointed

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@Yamiche

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@SwannMarcus89 This would have been a dril tweet back when Twitter was normal

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8 months

@KareemRifai *TOTAL* US defence spending was 3.1% of GDP in 2023 so where the hell is she getting that number from

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5 years

China, Iran and Russia all using the woke bullshit propaganda angle to attack the US knowing it'll be widely disseminated on social media

China Xinhua News

@XHNews

5 years

Update: U.S. is the most economically developed country in the world, but it fails to effectively protect women's economic rights within the country - China releases article exposing serious gender discrimination in U.S.

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@SpiritofHo

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@Goodtweet_man It’s like some people have never seen/read No Country For Old Men

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5 years

Imagine being annoyed a psychopathic mass murderer is dead because it’s good for a politician you dislike. What’s going on with your brain

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@Simpsons_tweets

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3 years

The type of person who calls the cops on kids playing harmlessly hasn’t changed, we’ve just given them greater power to influence policy. And they’re loving every second of it

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4 years

Everything Kevin Rudd does makes perfect sense when you realise he considers "The Hillary Clinton of Australia" to be a massive compliment

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5 years

@vermontgmg Grenell hasn’t spied on Senators and lied about it to Congress either, so there’s another arrow in Clapper’s quiver

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7 years

Unless you’re gay, in which case I’ll order hundreds of your executions for your bourgeois anti-revolutionary decadence

Jacobin

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7 years

"The life of a single human being is worth more than all the property of the richest man on earth." Che was executed 50 years ago today.

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6 years

Does that mean the Cherokee Nation are racists

Emily Zanotti 🦝

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Elizabeth Warren now says if you question her Native American ancestry, you're racist. No, really.

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@KareemRifai Remember when Congressmen represented their district and not their follower list

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4 months

@Halalcoholism I like this post discussing asexual rights when it’s clearly a reference to making your attendants eunuchs

Ghada Sasa | غادة سعسع PhD(c) 🇵🇸

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ben 🌐🏗️🏡

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6 years

@ComfortablySmug @MittRomney Nothing but respect for MY President

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5 years

@LucyXIV Yanks and their butter

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6 years

You tried to destroy his son’s reelection with fake documents

Dan Rather

@DanRather

6 years

Watching today's eulogies I thought about our national reckoning. We can't rely on the consciences of those who have shown none or humility from those who refuse introspection. Forces of change must swell in the population at large to shake our republic into a more just future.

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This is a lie. Hospitalised children are being incidentally diagnosed with omicron after being admitted for other reasons because they’re asymptomatic

Anna Davidson | OzSAGE | #CovidisAirborne

@PMGPSC

3 years

36/93 This means that the Omicron variant is at least as virulent as the original strain of SARS-CoV-2, with far greater vaccine escape, and cannot be described as mild. In the US, we are seeing rapid increases in hospitalisations in children.

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@oliverdarcy @BretBaier It’s called objectivity Oliver, so I don’t blame you for being confused

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@KFILE Oh. Nice clickbait headline though

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@Goodtweet_man It’s also pretty racist to assume an Asian woman doesn’t have agency

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3 years

@Noahpinion Walking back to your car in the middle of summer

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4 years

That's basically Trump's reelection pitch

The Hill

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CA Gov. Gavin Newsom: "California, folks, is America fast-forward."

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@ArmandDoma These guys could 100% make more money elsewhere but they probably take a pay cut because they believe in the Wikipedia concept

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3 years

@replyguys_txt

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@gbrl_dick Historicists also have no object permanence so this tracks

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@Danofran Trump has the divorced white guy vote locked up

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@ArmandDoma Pedantic point here but the king is head of state, Sunak is head of government 🤓

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@EliotHiggins Lol fuckin hell

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@Jmama320 @UofStFrancis A college professor expects you to analyse different perspectives on things? This is an outrage

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3 years

Governments are free to follow CHO advice or not follow it. Ultimately they bear the consequences. She’s not the Empress of New South Wales

Chris O'Keefe

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3 years

BREAKING: I have confirmed Dr Chant did not endorse this new roadmap. The Chief Health Officer warned the new Premier these changes come with risk, but the decision was ultimately a matter for the government. A shift from Perrottet away from “the health advice.” @9NewsAUS

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4 years

If Morrison refuses to attend your rally, you can paint him as a coward. If he does, you get great news footage of him being drowned out by boos and heckling. It’s win/win. Let’s not pretend he’s the only political actor here who understands optics

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3 years

@Noahpinion Also they’re immortal so a simple index fund reinvesting dividends would be sufficient for a very comfortable living after a few centuries

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@SwannMarcus89 Every time

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@chrislhayes If only there were some parable about disingenuously predicting catastrophe so much that people stopped listening to you

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@AlexCKaufman It’s called a pattern of behaviour Alex

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@GravitysRa1nbow “Wtf bro”

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@awstar11 Violence towards animals is a HUGE red flag and authorities need to take it more seriously, animal welfare aside

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@fedtanyl “War bad” Midwits: woah deep

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7 years

Two Rhodes Scholars drunkenly calling each other cunts on a charter plane is a pretty good metaphor for Aussie politics

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6 years

You totally owned that dying old man

Charlie Kirk

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But he wants Obama there That tells you everything you need to know about McCain

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3 years

The worst part of a public health crisis is how much it enables people to indulge in their fascist fantasies

Prof Marc Tennant AM

@MarcTennant

3 years

Ok - Added more comments: here is a 12point plan. Short and sharp get out of the mess and get back to stable ground.

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3 years

It’s costing Americans nothing to get vaccinated. Why don’t you check up on this shit before you tweet about it

Emma Alberici

@albericie

3 years

Remember when the Abbott Government’s advisor Tony Shepherd suggested a $7 co-payment to see a GP? Imagine how much it’s costing the most vulnerable Americans to get vaccinated right now. Ditto the Brits. It’s important to put the stories we tell in proper context 1/2

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@CoinersTakingLs

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lol she wants to send in the AFP counterterrorism unit with automatic weapons because it’s not Extinction Rebellion

Senator Lidia Thorpe

@SenatorThorpe

3 years

We have a known Terrorist group threatening our lives. Does wearing high Vis and being a white male mean it’s ok?

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@redshan01 @yashar Overpopulation is a fake idea pushed by people who don’t want to build infrastructure

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Mike won’t tell you that excess mortality is probably hovering around the five year average. That’s because he only wants to cite deaths out of context to reinforce his policy prescriptions and political beliefs, into which he has ploughed his entire reputation & online persona

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Damn I can’t believe Aussie Cossack’s information might have been off

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@SwannMarcus89 “So what value do you feel you’ll bring to the com-“ “I’m a Communist!!” “I’m sorry?”

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@BadVaccineTakes Can’t be any other reason a 53 year old woman starts having menstrual irregularities 🤔

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@Leo_Puglisi6 The American mind cannot comprehend Jolimont Station

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@OkButStill @JustinWhang The kids can call you “HoGe”

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@katearthsis Fangirling a prison state to own the Drumpf

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Marika Katanuma

@marikakatanuma

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Nikkei is back.

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4 years

A lot of people complaining about the inherently anti-democratic structure of the Senate appear to be giving a great deal of gravity to some dying wish succession mandate which seems rather monarchical

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@DrewPavlou “Jews aren’t funny” is certainly a take

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@stevesmithffx So the headline is “vaccinated Aussie dies after Bali trip” but the actual headline should be “unvaccinated Aussie dies after Bali trip”. Journalism!

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@hayesy316

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It is unscientific. The amount of tritium being released is insignificant compared to naturally occurring radioactivity in the Pacific Ocean and will dilute & decay harmlessly. People need to give the nuke fearmongering a rest

The New York Times

@nytimes

4 years

The Japanese government says criticism of its plan to release wastewater from Fukushima's crippled nuclear reactors into the ocean is unscientific. South Korea has called the proposal “utterly intolerable.”

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@KareemRifai These parochial racists really think every non-Jew who lives between the Balkans & India looks like this

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@Goodtweet_man @shitshowdotinfo We might need to get a GoFundMe going for this

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@eigenrobot Wait until you see the statistical lifetime odds of dying from all causes

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@PopulismUpdates Vote 1 Dagoth Ur

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@TylerDinucci @Bencjacobs

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The “I’m 12 Years Old and What is This?” meme is now being used as an earnest op ed template

BuzzFeed Oz News

@buzzfeedoznews

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Opinion: I'm 12, and I don't understand why adults vote to destroy the planet

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@SouthernKeeks Everybody loses

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@sock_dem Guy really needs to go full Finnegans Wake and just dispose of all punctuation & sentence structure while scholars nod wisely at the profundity

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@AlecStapp

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7 years

Mexico has a higher gun homicide rate than the US, dingus

Vicente Fox Quesada

@VicenteFoxQue

7 years

#GunControl is a topic that must be dealt with ASAP. American people must not be looking over their shoulder for their countrymen.

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@jessesingal Or he was in a good mood and cracking a silly joke

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@jdcmedlock Huge “nobody I know voted for X” areas

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@ArmandDoma It’s an open secret that Trump winning is an enormous boon to both the far left & far right

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@hayesy316

6 years

I mean how was Hillary expected to compete with this

Chris Hayes

@chrislhayes

6 years

This is an actual meme from the Russian troll farm, in which Jesus counsels someone addicted to masturbation: “Reach out to me and we will beat it together.” 🤔

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