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Writer. Journalist. Co-founder of OMFG. MoMobadi. MD of SLTB. Making Buddha's Daughter Happy. Parody of life.

South Lalitpur.
Joined July 2012
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Lake Tilicho, manag during spring.
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Terrace farming, baglung.
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2 years
Someone left this infront of Himalayan java, Jhamsikhel. Lol
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2 years
Trekking routes of Nepal are full of little surprises like these. Swedish trekkers on their way to shey phoksundo. Our country is truly magnificent.
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2 years
Good morning from Nepal Mandala.
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@8whochill9 Ayo brother I don't think you've noticed but they're cooking you I'm the quotes.
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2 years
Nepal's hills are mesmerising. Truly a beautiful country.
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2 years
I'm sure shrinkhala will post a diplomatic story. Where she'll sympathize for the victim all the while protecting the image of her dijju.
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1 year
If rabindra mishra wants monarchy back then I want rana regime back too. I'll support parakram rana to overthrow paras shah.
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2 months
Nepalian People watching Prachanda, Deuba, Oli play Musical Chair with the PM post.
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2 years
If pumpha bhushal loses lalitpur-3 I'll give everyone who likes this tweet rs100.
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2 years
Former Miss Nepal, Shrinkhala Khatiwada is getting her Master's degree in Urban Planning from one of the most prestigious University of the world, Harvard University. We wish her best wishes for the future. And she looks beautiful than ever.❤
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2 years
Badimalika, bajura. 📸 Reiner braun.
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2 years
Wow... Nepali Zoologist Anuj Ghinire who is also a PHD holder was chosen as brand ambassador for the Prestigious american university, North Dakota State university(NDSU). This is the first anyone from Nepal was chosen as ambassador for an American University.
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3 months
Indian Hindus when they see Nepalian Hindus offering Meat and alcohol to Hindu deities.
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2 years
Hidden gem 💎, of Nepal. Somewhere in Kusma.
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3 months
It's like saying arresting Binod Chaudhary is attack on all the chefs and their right to cook in Nepal. Cause freedom of cooking noodles is in danger. Lmao
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Ouchhhhhhhh !
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Good lord whole family hates me. 😭😭😭
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3 months
It's like saying arresting Binod Chaudhary is attack on all the chefs and their right to cook in Nepal. Cause freedom of cooking noodles is in danger. Lmao
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Never saw these people talking about tax and country's economy when coca cola, Ncell and others were not paying 100s of millions of tax. but oh nooo kera bechne le tax natireko le desh ko economy bigreko.... damn bro idk.
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2 years
Happy.
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2 years
🤡 show.
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Born in Nepal, Educated in india, Crafted in China.
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Dhanna Nepal ma yesto hudaina.
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non aesthetic things
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How to own street scammers in India 🤣
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2 years
Interesting.... shrinkhala khatiwada has started using an iPhone. It is the new iphone 14 pro max, which is a upgrade on her old khatara realme, that she used to use cause of sponsorship. And she looks more pretty with the new iphone now.😊😊💛💛
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2 years
Waiting for former miss Nepal sangathan karyakartas to come defend her dijju.
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10 months
I love Nepal.🇳🇵🇳🇵
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2 years
Someone left this infront of Himalayan java, Jhamsikhel. Lol
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2 years
Nepal would thrive as a country if nepalians knew how to be punctual. 11 means 11 not fucking 1. What the fuck is nepali time? Is this why were stuck in 1922 while is a century ahead?
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6 months
Aama leaving my room after I couldn't help her open Facebook
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6 months
That one khairey in thamel who just returned from ABC trek.
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9 months
Round momo tastes better than long momo. I can't explain why because this is beyond science and buddhism.
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7 months
Happy Promise Day to those who celebrate. 🇳🇵🇳🇵
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9 months
Now do the caste system.
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Nikhil Gupta
9 months
Difference between Western Culture and Indian Culture.
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Modern day communists.
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2 years
Dr sandak ruit did it first. And he never bragged about and made a YT video. Proud to be nepali. 🇳🇵🇳🇵🇳🇵🇳🇵🇳🇵
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2 years
In his newest video, MrBeast cured 1000 people’s blindness
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6 months
This shrinkhala quote reminded me of a conversation with former school mate who said ajkal koi Kam nai garna mandaina, 15k pugdaina re.. bro was wearing 18k ko jutta and 1.5L ko ghadi.😭😭😭
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7 months
@fuckv1an3t I can't save you from Southern brothers wrath. take care ramu.
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1 year
Even Kailash shirohiya and kantipur can't compete with Balen and Victor's PR masterstrokes.
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Ouzi
3 months
US embassy adding all these faces in their data base so they can reject their future generations too. Lmao.
@BhugolPark
Bhugol Park
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क्रिकेटर सन्दीप लामिछानेलै बिश्वकप खेल्न जानको लागि अमेरिकाले भिसा नदिएकोमा माइतीघर देखि अमेरिकन राजदुतावाससम्म मा. सांसद ज्ञानेन्द्र शाही लगायत क्रिकेट समर्थकहरु आन्दोलनमा गरिरहेका केहि दृश्य : #bhugolpark #भूगोलपार्क #nepalpoll #newsupdatetoday
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Band Karo yeh poverty farming Routiney.
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Routine of Nepal banda
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Hard work: A young man delivering food at 2 AM during heavy rain. 🙏
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4 years
Ktm riders will get offended when we call em dumb but that's the truth. You all know loud exhaust and custom exhaust are illegal but you still stick up your bike's ass to get 10k ticket from the cops just to impress shreya from lazimpat who won't give up her ass for you.
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8 months
make Kathmandu lake again so that we south lalitpurian can open lake side resorts...
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2 years
😥😥
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2 years
go up to a Nepalian girl and say “i’m sorry for what Ayush did to you” and she’ll start crying.
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2 years
Kathmandu Metro Mayor Balen Shah's little brother lilendra shah has announced that action will be taken against the people who criticize his brother. He added that people are just jealous of balen's work and everyone wants to see him fall. Pic. Jarib Maharjan.
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1 year
Fixed it.
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Only facts
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KUlat.
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8 months
You're a sick person if you enjoy this Sandip lamichhane downfall. me:
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7 months
Delhi has done more damage to Nepal gastronomically than politically.
@ViralImac
Not viral enough. Make me.
4 years
Butter chicken momos, Delhi style momos and Chowmein.
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mind you this is Lalitpur city, lmao.
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These arts. The subtle vitalities of KTM city.
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9 months
Congratulations pradesh 8 for winning the world cup.
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10 months
Everytime she speaks, I sincerely apologise on behalf of lalitpur 3.
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Jay Ghanti - जय घण्टी
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डा. तोसीमा कार्कीको पुराना दललाई प्रश्न : हेटौडा, चोभार र उदयपुर सिमेन्ट खोइ ? भृकुटी कागज खोइ ? पचास लाख युवा खोइ ?
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2 years
Father, son and the holy spirit.
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2 years
Why does he looks like young Keshab sthapit? 💀
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2 years
Stay tuned for 11 questions with @bipulchettri
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2 years
Sad News.. popular Nepalian singer Neetesh Jung Kunwar(NJK) has been badly beaten by a mob of ladies in a jhamsikhel restaurant. The ladies were furious that their panties didn't get wet after listenin to his new song, like he promised in his fb post. Let's pray for his recovery.
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2 years
On the way to mardi himal base camp. Circa: aasar, 2078. 📸 anip sapkota.
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8 months
Dedh Plate Momo is The CURE to Human Loneliness.
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Back then all I ever wanted to do was live in moomin valley.
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5 months
skill issue.
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Most hated vegetables.
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@swarsirohiya Are these Allegations by Hugh_G_Kock, true?
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2 years
Kabi lamichhane.
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Rabi Lamichhane
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अब मलाई भन्न बाँकी,गर्न बाँकी, लेख्न बाँकी केही भए भनीहाल्नुहोला, गरीहाल्नु होला, लेखिहाल्नु होला। मेरो मौनता आज सम्मका लागि मात्रै हो। म अभिमन्यु होइन।
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2 years
Good News... mahanayak Rajesh hamal will replace Henry Cavill as Geralt in ‘THE WITCHER’ Season 4. This is great news for Nepalian cinema as he becomes first actor to play a role in Hollywood. Let us all wish him goodluck in the comments.
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10 months
Wrongoli Rightoli
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11 months
Bahun daughter 3 weeks into Arts Degree at KU.
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3 months
Less goo.
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@thehimalayan
The Himalayan Times
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Lawmaker calls for ban on climber Nims Purja, Osprey ends partnership over sexual abuse allegations
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2 years
Amazing.... this is sameer sharma, grandson of minister jaanardhan Sharma. He is currently studying politics in Georgetown university, USA. He recently cut ties with his grandfather through Instagram live due to his corrupt nature. Hats off to him, we need more people like him.
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2 years
Beautiful Baglung.
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6 months
Putalisadak ma consultancy ko board member.
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What nationality is this man?
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8 months
why does he look like Ktm auntie who lives in civil homes, shops at UFO and BBSM, graduated from st marys and won't stop mentioning to their kids about their 9th grade cultural dance program.
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face card declined
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Live scenes from deuba's home
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“It’s coming home” brother you’re from Damak.
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9 months
Every Nepalian to Kantipur Media Group.
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1 year
KMC police when they see a fruit vendor instead of a land cruiser prado VX 2022 on the footpaths of KTM.
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1 year
Today's sunset from durbarmarg.
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8 months
met my friend Dikshya Lamichhane on the premises of pasupati after nearly a decade. good to see her succeed in life and not leave her religion for capitalistic values.
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4 years
Damn beauty and the beast. Artist: yen sayz
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6 months
ayooo what..... 😭😭😭
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6 months
If Shrinkhala thinks, I agree If Shrinkhala speaks, I listen. If Shrinkhala orders, I obey. If Shrinkhala has a million fans, I am one of them. If Shrinkhala has one fan, I am that fan. If Shrinkhala has no fans, it's because I no longer exist.
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What Silajit sellers be promising
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2 years
watching "a day in a life of a ktm student" tiktok.
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2 years
Top 3 reasons why lalitpur is better than Kathmandu to live: 1. Jhamsikhel 2. OG momo places 3. People are nicer (less swear words-fights-violence) 4. Buddhism 5. Nicer roads 6. Free sex.
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Took my American cousin to jhamiskhel-labim-pimbahal pilgrimage yesterday. He joined an IELTS class from today to improve his vocabulary and accent.
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2 years
Wow... amazing, miss Nepal 2018 Shirnkhala khatiwada is currently dating MD of TKP sambhav shirohiya, son of kailash shirohiya. She looks happy as ever, we wish her a beautiful future and prosperous life. Let's congratulate her for the new step in her life.😊😊🧡🧡
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I wouldn’t tell anyone if I won the lottery, but there would be signs.
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8 months
Everyday you wake up and realise you know nothing about this world. then there are Kathmandu intellectuals who think they know more about farming than the farmers who are farming the land for 100s of year just cause they read some foreign books... lmao.
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10 months
Ramu's worst Nightmare.
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8 months
Ktm folks sympathising with their kids facing racism abroad while simultaneously hurling racists remarks towards their tenants is peak Kathmandu behaviour.
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6 months
Literature writers watching Literature festival full of non-literature people talking about baideshik rojgar on YouTube.
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2 years
Mustang region during rainy season. Beautiful Nepal. Heaven is myth Nepal is real. Pic by amshu verma.
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2 years
Beautiful beni.
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2 years
I stared at this for 10 minutes. My heart has fallen for mahalaxmi.
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2 years
Good initation by YUWA Nepal. Volunteers from yuwa Nepal a NGO based in panipokhari, visited RARA lake and did stone art. Here's is the beautiful result. Nepal is beautiful.🇳🇵🇳🇵🙏🙏
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2 years
Man poverty porn is the most consumed porn among Nepalians thanks to RonB
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Routine of Nepal banda
2 years
A man and a woman seen together on a cycle on a busy road in the evening. A beautiful example of finding happiness even in the small moments of life. ❤️
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Ktm entrepreneurs before you speak big words and praise the likes of bezos, gates and zuck in your monthly seminars. Pay your employees atleast a minimum wage. Can't even give your workers proper salary but dream is to conquer international market. Lmao.
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1 year
Majority of Nepalian women find it a “turn off” if partner listens to Sanjay Silwal Gupta’s podcast, a study found.
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Ouzi
27 days
Imagine a bahun girl with body hair wins gold at Olympics and them gimmick accounts start spreading misinformation. Save our hairy queens before it's too late. I'm half bahun btw. LMao.
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Ouzi
2 years
Proud gorkhali moment.
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1 year
After the sun goes down.
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2 years
"United Academy ma padhchu vannera kasari thaha vayo timi lai?"
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3 months
Have you ever completed your journey like this?
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2 years
Amazing... a chitwanese Rhino wakes up his lazy dog friend. Friendship is a beautiful thing have you been in touch with your school friend recently? Video by: kranti ( @9whochill8 )
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Ouzi
8 months
that unemployed friend at 12:48 pm on a tuesday.
@lr1sha
लारीशा
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TGIF
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