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@GreenTextRepost Every time

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@j_n_foster Guy named Catholicizm finally confronted with the teachings of Christ

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@Real_tttt_takes He did the meme

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@transcowboy Series of Unfortunate Events ass fit

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@blacknredtext Possibly the absolute worst place to get sex advice from

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@RaxKingIsDead Just makes it all the more genuine, feels heartfelt. King shit

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@fyridk MrBeast doesn't want us to cut off our chains...

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@MNateShyamalan I'm only playing it for the poop disappearing spells

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@MsRebeccaBlack

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@CSMFHT Hold up let me quickly consult my Big Book of What Happens When You Try To Cheat The Gods...oh, oh no

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@BardOfWinter BDSM is just DnD for sex

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@meakoopa Nothing beats the Saint Pancratius

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@NataniaBarron I think I hauve fungus

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@uncensoredpenis Everyone knows all the best fics are written by thirty something English teachers

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@feyburner Hannibal every episode: I'd love to have you...for dinner. Haha. Puns.

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@Liv_Agar It's literally impossible to tell the difference, I'm flabbergasted

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@MissPavIichenko When new mums say they and their baby are inseparable

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@cheer_wine Every time

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@andrewfinney79 @iamTannenbaum Love how he first schools them on how Aryans have nothing to do with Germany and then regrets that he has no Jewish ancestry. Completely smoked them like only a linguist could

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@BivouacChillin US "trad" catholics when the Vicar of Christ acts Christlike (he is a devious South American communist)

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@tduffkin @marcusbarnett_ mfw Palestine is freed

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@bitingchild Pen Pen was NOT fucking Gendo oh my God

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@ronnui_ Similar with Rudolph, I always thought it depressing that the message boils down to "aberration from the norm will be punished unless it can be exploited for labor"

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@Chinchillazllla Let the bodies hit the FLOOOOOOOOR

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@HEROofYOKOHAMA Okay I googled it and it's about a billionaire island with an asylum for kids and it's run by the MCs three stepbrothers who are called, are you ready, Peter, Pan and Shadow

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@woodmuffin I tried it and it's not much better

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@BloodRaven55 With her off-screen dying gf, Sapphica Cunnilinga

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@redolentairs I'd need that to be one of those trick journals that self-immolate immediately if someone touches it

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@ThemanObeef @db_witch If you can run 2048 universes on 12GB of RAM that means our universe runs on like, a Commodore64 or any modern fridge

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@fernydyke And half of those het women are lying

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@_deetea_ I mean have you looked at this man

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@derJamesJackson >Germans when asked to maybe please spend more than 0.35% GDP on saving the eurozone and common currency

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@RobertSecundus "renowned monarch the Queen" lives in my head

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@ClaireMax incel: "M'lady mayhaps a glimpse of tiddy through a fence?" rabbis: yeah boys let him die

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@aelita1917 Imagine showing off to the third date and thinking like "it's okay maybe Yukio will just be normal tonight" and then you see him standing there waving his fucking seppuku prop briefcase again

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@uwukefinuwu I love it when rage bait misfires, half that thread is just thirsty lesbians lol.

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@womenpostingws Me but it's my dog instead of my dad

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@greentexts_bot "I'm selling you Skyrim again and you'll love it"

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@AstuteCFO The phrase "terrorist reporter" should make everyone stop and stare.

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@rickasaurus I will always post this because "for a moment you will feel as clever as Faust" haunts me

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@bigkiitten Also "Jewish people couldn't return to Germany five years later but they can totally return to Israel 3000 years later"? How does this make sense

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@Melvin_Malonga @halomancer1 I like how the robot hesitated a little like "yeahh I can get away with that"

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@Yelix It's very cool because my TL just gets flooded with gifs of someone called Kendall being called babygirl despite looking like he sells vacuums and has mislaid his chin

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@polypocketknife I'm imagining Hayden Williams but his face keeps morphing into Anakins help

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@Trey_Explainer "License and registration please" "Oh of course officer I love complying, oooh no my blood sugar hold on just a second heheh"

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@crulge And the age gap?? Problematic tbh

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@MamiTsunami4 @dunwaIl Well, Queen Elizabeth II for example

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@FreeRosedark >"trads" when tradition isn't just white marble statues and Renaissance paintings of white Jesus

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@lpolovets Well, I know what's special about New Mexico at least

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@Y2K_mindset

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@Seamus_Malek Getting arrested for seditious conspiracy and treason is SUCH a Jimmy Pesto thing to do

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@jasminericegirl Chronically offline partners are great. Every week I explain to my gf the main character of the week or what insane shit Elon said earlier and she listens with rapt attention like I'm bringing news from far, strange lands

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@pissvortex

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@lakeeater Taps the sign

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@AltHistCody Yes and it's super fuckin cool

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@sapphiscs Something something useless lesbians, I feel seen

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@DailySnailies I also think about them every once in a while

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@abbygov "the menswear guy won't murder me on Twitter" is rapidly becoming the foremost reason I'm glad to be a woman (and not an insane Republican, I guess)

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@joanne_stocker US spy after cheating and being compromised: oh no oh Jesus what have I done, Sharon forgive me French spy, smoking five cigarettes simultaneously: ah zis was good amour no? Next time we must invite my wife

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@MobyDickSpoiler @Captain_Fubar You do not, under any circumstances, "have to hand it to ISIS"

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@posting_forever Imagine you have like, the greatest and most powerful intelligence apparatus in the world and some fuckin guy in a paraglider just fortnite jumps into your country screaming about the glory of Allah

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@XiranJayZhao Zuko looks like he'd rather be back at the Agni Kai pls

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@WILDFL0W333R Homophobic dog.jpg

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@PresidentIRE Did he distribute the revenge porn telepathically

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@LouBegaFreak_69 @intrnetdaughter Glad we got the greatest minds of reddit working on that

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@TheWeightOfUwU

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@AltHistoryHub >leave Taliban in peace for a few months so they can discover the horrors of excel sheets >also leave them a billion dollars worth of arms >wait patiently ngl pretty big brain

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@EuphoriTori That is literally why they think the LGBT community are "grooming your children" because the only way they can relate to children is in terms of ownership, propaganda and violence.

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@iamharaldur >I have two kids. I see them every day. I recommend that. OOOOH SNAP

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@Cpt_PORL I work in finance and to relax I go home and game the auction house in WoW all night accumulating gold that I'll never get to use except to make more gold

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@kstewartgif Starting to really understand this letterbox review

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@KevinMKruse Trump: I saw Ron eat a hotdog off the ground earlier, really gobblin it up folks DeSantis: T-that's not true, Moderator that's a lie Trump: it was a woke one too, one from the woke companies, everyone saw it DeSantis, sweating: IT WASN'T A WOKE ONE

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@halomancer1 40% Asian, 40% Black, 30% Jewish. America has -10% white people

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@Berenice00018 I'm not sure I know what u mean

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@caranthirs It's basically just wombyn puritanism repackaged for zoomers and I really hate it a lot. I don't wanna uwu handhold until we soulbond I wanna fuck nasty smh

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@anaisisreading You can tell this is about as realistic as normal pornography because she'd be picking dough out from under her nails for the next five years

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@Wiederbetatiger Billions must draw

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@briggityboppity I think everyone's who played WoW for any amount of time has witnessed (or caused) some crazy guild drama, I remember one guy from my guild (hetero, married) had a long winded breakdown about how he's been cybering with our healer (a man) for a year and is getting a divorce, wild

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@LizRummy I feel like the true crime genre really did a number on us. Like obviously yes exercise caution when alone with men but cmon not everyone is out to Ted Bundy you

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@VaushV

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@nimrodserling Harkonnen is unironically the funniest guy in the movies, just a floating blob sauna'ing it up in his black goo smoking weed and telling everyone straight up he's gonna murder them, iconic Skårsgard role

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@loserchldhtpnts He literally killed James Earl Jones and that was less of a scandal

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@Liv_Agar Contender

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@twinkboobs Unrealistic. Why is anon saying rofl instead of kek, what is this 2009?

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@ereshkigirlboss But how sex if not penis 🤔

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@dieworkwear Babe wake up, the menswear guy is terminating Peterson

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@jules_su @LolOverruled The inflection for "nasty women" and "hOLY war" are perfect too

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@nicodellafabs Took my gf to a work event and one of my het coworkers who's like, 50 and bakes for fun, told her "oh I bet you have [me] just wrapped around your little finger" and my gf deadpans "well not the finger I use usually but ye" I was mortified but coworker still laughs about it

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@DailySnailies We've had a furry scale for a good twenty years now don't worry

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@PetreRaleigh Any excuse to post this

Don’t make fun of renowned Dan Brown

Renowned author Dan Brown woke up in his luxurious four-poster bed in his expensive $10 million house – and immediately he felt angry. Most people would have thought that the 48-year-old man had no…

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@Seamus_Malek Trying to convince a 94 year old Polish Jew of literally anything is a fools errand. Source: my grandpa

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