Turner Classic Meg @bitingchild Twitter profile

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Turner Classic Meg

@bitingchild

10 months

She was 29 years old raising two 14 year olds, trying to overcome alcoholism, daddy issues, and a lame ass situationship. Her only friend is fucking their boss and never has anything nice to say. The world is ending. But my god does she serve cunt.

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james gandolfini is my princess diana

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This is still the greatest bot DM I’ve ever received.

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@GodsNicestMan Misato katsuragi you would’ve loved my buddy Jerry

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@arod_twit Everything has holes! Everywhere! Everything is too short or too long. No normal colors!

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10 months

Not in my fucking home you woke bastards

Culture Crave 🍿

@CultureCrave

10 months

Homer will no longer choke Bart in #TheSimpsons as 'times have changed'

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@neonrated holy shit at first glance i thought this was a picture of diana, my grandmother’s dear friend

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4 years

@saintknives the least harry could’ve done is like... buy ron a pair of shoes for christmas or his birthday. he doesn’t even get all of them presents but they give him a sweater every year

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10 months

@realdirtjane She’s just like me too (I have bangs and a red leather jacket and beer)

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10 months

Begging to put this on the housewarming registry

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4 years

@MatthewFerrari uncomfortable with them calling goldfish by their full christian name

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3 years

the cdc is saying my boyfriend and i can wear matching adidas track suits and gold chains together and threaten to beat people up in public

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3 months

She changed lives. These four episodes are like crack cocaine to the mentally ill. Either you want to be her, you wanna be in her. Every time I cut my bangs I think about her.

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9 months

Fuck you I got mine

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3 years

@barrenskies i would kill myself in front of him

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4 years

@lilgrapefruits i just got out of line

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11 months

@GraceGFreud She wants to say “a great shopping companion” so bad

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3 years

this looks like a progression of male depression

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3 years

congratulations to the nerd whose dad probably works for deutsche bank who got this over me

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4 years

@jaboukie “the gang almost dies protecting the bar “

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@arod_twit There’s no actual fit it’s just bodycon or boyfriend we’re living in hell and history won’t remember but I will!!!!

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4 years

god i wish i was spike jonze

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@mubi

4 years

Happy Birthday, Spike Jonze! Photographed here with his WHERE THE WILD THINGS ARE star James Gandolfini.

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@heythatsmeash My complex but it’s the kids that live here

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4 years

@liz_franczak lena dunham just bought all three pairs

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4 years

forcing trump out of office a few days before he’s done is fan service

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4 months

I love that he just wakes up and is like “I have something to say, does anyone need me on their podcast?” I should be able to do this.

Pop Crave

@PopCrave

4 months

Brian Cox says he thinks the Bible is “one of the worst books ever”: “It’s Adam and Eve, I mean the propaganda goes right the way back — the Bible is one of the worst books ever, for me, from my point of view. Because it starts with the idea that… out of Adam’s rib, this woman

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@bugposting matthew mcconaughey

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3 years

Kegan and I moved in and here’s the place + a friend dropped in

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4 years

WARNER BROS I AM ASKING YOU TO CLOSE YOUR EYES

DiscussingFilm

@DiscussingFilm

4 years

Warner Bros is eyeing Tom Holland or Timothée Chalamet to play Willy Wonka in Warner Bros. ‘WONKA’. (Source: )

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3 years

i actually believe some of your therapists are saying some pinterest ass shit to you because my old therapist made me listen to fight song to help me cope and i started laughing until i sobbed

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4 years

@hopes_burial once he was selling a bunch of evangelion merch and i said i might’ve been interested and then realized i didn’t want him to have my address

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3 years

got so quirked up last may that i rewatched one episode of breaking bad and said “i can do that with my bangs” i looked like grimes for four weeks

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3 years

@MeganBitchell extreme jerk off motion moment

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3 years

i hope kanye takes everything in the divorce. this fucking sucks so bad.

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@StreetFashion01

3 years

Kim Kardashians “Anime-Inspired” Shoot for Richardson Mag (2018)

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1 year

@metalgearobama I think they should let him have some crack. He’s so happy with it.

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3 years

i just know this was the best cig of his life right there

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1 year

@queasy_f_bby I can’t say it here the hoes might get scared

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3 years

I never intended on going to college and now I'lll be there for five years!!!!1

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3 years

when i was eight i watched this kid collin carve a swastika into a desk and i asked him if he knew what it meant and he said “south park” and i was like “oh cool that’s fine then” and if anyone else from ms martin’s class remembers that if im ever famous im so fucked

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@bitingchild

4 years

let me tell you something about respecting women, as a radiohead reddit moderator..

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4 years

i hope you have.... a very merry christmas

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4 years

@saintknives i don’t condone it, but it’s actually easier to kill people than do a performative video like this

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4 years

@annakhachiyan do you guys need an assistant in the near future? i graduate soon and have experience sending out t-shirts in the stupid polymailers and im really good at it, you can ask my current boss. please get me the fuck out of michigan i will run and get you guys coffees too.

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4 years

bernie sanders is kind of like that friend that is constantly embarrassing himself and you’re like “okay but he’s actually kind of cool”

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4 years

birthday walk! birthday walk! birthday walk!

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4 years

@clay_png you don’t look like him!!!! stop it!!!!!!!! i don’t know you but stop!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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1 year

You know the guy who nuked Hiroshima? He fucked. Yeah dude. He fucked naked.

Film Updates

@FilmUpdates

1 year

Christopher Nolan says the love story aspect “is as strong as I’ve ever done” in ‘OPPENHEIMER.’ The film features prolonged full nudity for Cillian Murphy and Florence Pugh, who plays Oppenheimer’s ex-fiancee, as well as sex. ()

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4 years

if i make a sims house do you want to be in it you can’t get mad if i kill you

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3 years

i love this. i’ve seen this 10 times today.

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3 years

my beautiful @fyodorsologub art is here today 🥺❤️

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1 year

@lmNOTcatholic I’ve had too many near death experiences to have this kind of thought processing

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3 years

I’m moving out of my hometown tomorrow ❤️🙏😘🥰🥵😹💋🐒

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3 years

this is carmela soprano if she left tony and the catholic church

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4 years

happy valentine’s to my boyfriend who i put in this shirt as a treat

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5 months

This is what a semi-finalist looks like according to a screenplay festival

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6 months

I’m 25 now btw

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1 year

Uh siri…. Postpone my suicide. I found something to live for

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3 years

it’s that time of the year where everyone’s wanting to take the autistic kid to prom and for four years my brother said no to some of the most popular girls all to maintain the “no free clout” rule. salute.

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10 months

oh great googily moogily my god is she beautiful

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4 years

@bestofpugh her face thru the entirety of lady macbeth

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3 years

welcome to the world accident ❤️ born 12:28 pm 4/14/21

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4 years

are ya winning son?

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8 years

Happy birthday to this future president.

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@PKhakpour harry styles is going to wear these and everyone is going to lose their fucking minds

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3 years

sopranos episode where aj keeps racking up a hefty bill on the credit card so tony figures out what only fans is. tony has a panic attack in the mcdonald’s drive thru during a dream sequence where melfi is a bathtub twitch streamer girl.

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4 years

this is now a food diary twitter

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getting big and strong (four push ups now, used to be three but i started eating protein bars)

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@MeganBitchell Four star killers of the flower moon…. five star WITH rewatch Freddy got fingered…….. inspired

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3 years

just lied and told the janitor i had a nose bleed and that’s why i was running to the bathroom. not the truth, which is that i just pounded a triple cold brew that maybe didn’t have the coconut milk i paid for

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4 years

this morning my son came up to me with tears in his eyes. i asked him “jaedin, why are you so upset?” he wiped his eyes and said “momma.... we finally have a president that eats ice cream messy like me”. i burst into tears myself. biden really is the president for everyone.

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3 years

happy birthday to the gentleman of acting and the suavest man alive

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4 years

insane day for brunettes with upset tummies

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4 years

i’m listening to anthems for a seventeen year old girl on repeat as cope but bright side i found my fav lipstick

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4 years

i hate when characters in movies have a lovely loss of virginity because my hymen busted when i fell on my deck when i was 12 years old an hour before before i had to try on bridesmaid dresses for three hours at a david’s bridal in allen park, michigan (also bruised my tailbone)

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4 years

if you followed me before i started dating my boyfriend and you know my boyfriend and you know how i used to be on here before i started dating my boyfriend and i’m now a real tangible person to you, do not bring up how i used to be before i dated my boyfriend i wasnt real person

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4 years

ordered dunkin and eating gluten to feel something gm say it back

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4 years

I am a 70's baby. We walked over a mile without worry of being taken, we had to be home when the street lights came on. We played Atari, & Nintendo. We traveled in cars w/o seat belts or airbags. We ate the family dog. Copy and Re-post with a picture.

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3 years

i love my boyfriend look at this thing

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4 years

@saintknives i would simply dump marbles behind me as i did my crime

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3 years

finally used my little hair thingy that i got a year ago that only my mom uses because i never took it to school and now it’s big on tik tok so i’m like, okay fine. i’ll bite. and you know what? my hair looks okay.

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@bitingchild

11 months

DO NOT LISTEN TO THE 48%!!!! THEY DO NOT SPEAK FOR US!!!!!!!!

DiscussingFilm

@DiscussingFilm

11 months

A study claims that 48% of Gen Z feel that “sex and sexual content is not needed for the plot of most TV & movies.” 51.5% reportedly want to “see more content focused on friendships and platonic relationships.” (Source: )