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John D

@hahafucvkoff

5 months

Time honored tradition in East Landfill

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John D

@hahafucvkoff

5 months

All Aidan Chiles could manage against MSU's sieve, dogshit ass defense was 7/14 for 106 and a touchdown? LMFAO TRASHHHHHHH

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John D

@hahafucvkoff

9 months

@DouglasTS Guy is selling merch and helping NIL and your reaction is to act like a pissy 11 year old girl. LMFAO

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John D

@hahafucvkoff

6 months

@DNBethLeBlanc @CraigDMauger 10K bond for someone who intentionally and willfully ignored a bench warrant and multiple court dates lmfao. Should have been held without bond for the duration of the proceedings

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John D

@hahafucvkoff

8 months

@CoachZachSmith GET FUCKED WIFE BEATER

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John D

@hahafucvkoff

8 months

@Lancewilldoit @wrhiv_72 @SSN_Buckeyes tell me you think Big 12 plays defense without telling me you think Big 12 plays defense lmfaooooo

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John D

@hahafucvkoff

5 months

Choked in the NCAA tourney like some lil bros 😭🤣💀

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John D

@hahafucvkoff

10 months

@THEREDRANGER3 Rod Moore could have called game there too, gotta hustle after every loose ball

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John D

@hahafucvkoff

6 months

@capeandcowell @nypost You'd be shocked at how much money is thrown at online shitters who repeat the "its not the breed its the owner" rhetoric. Shitbulls have a legit lobby that rivals small gov lobbying groups

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John D

@hahafucvkoff

9 months

@CFBRep "number 1 qb in the portal" lmfao

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John D

@hahafucvkoff

7 months

When Illinois no-lubes MSU this saturday this app is gonna be hilarious. Watching Cumbow, DK and that dipshit Mulclowney absolutely going through it 🤣

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John D

@hahafucvkoff

8 months

@IronTeawrecks @TideOnTop_ @MegatronDon1986 LMFAO UPDATE

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John D

@hahafucvkoff

8 months

@maddogg_a2 Bama, OSU and Georgia fans have been screaming for years on how they won two bowls when they won their chips so yeah - 2 bowls for sure!

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John D

@hahafucvkoff

5 months

@TomRizzo_ MSU fans when they brag about going 4-2 against Michigan but getting stuffed in a locker in the playoffs to end their season by that same Michigan team

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John D

@hahafucvkoff

10 months

@SpartanZub @Michellek4040 you're an attorney and you don't know how to spell masquerade? fucking YIKES

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John D

@hahafucvkoff

5 months

This clowns first post about msu hockey was 8 months ago 💀😭🤣

Coen Carr Triple4’s Enthusiast

@DeepWatersOfEL

5 months

What constantly trying to prove your hockey fandom and convince people your football team won a natty does to a man

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John D

@hahafucvkoff

8 months

@THEREDRANGER3 @FFbuckCLE took it with this bitch lmfao

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John D

@hahafucvkoff

8 months

@Dolesyyy @ATrain34 @Tshoudy95 @B1GDawgEnergy Barner and Loveland might have 190 yards receiving a piece if they do that lmao

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John D

@hahafucvkoff

6 months

@CraigDMauger Hopefully Dominion's lawyers along with the Judge in the defamation case realize Dar Leaf knew exactly what the information Lambert leaked was and he will be held accountable as well. Just by making that asinine statement about "Serbian Nationals" Dominion should sue Leaf too.

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John D

@hahafucvkoff

5 months

Chief with the trifecta lmfaoooo

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John D

@hahafucvkoff

5 months

John L Smith v2.0 is a dumpster fire in east landfill

Matt Zenitz

@mzenitz

5 months

Michigan State starting defensive linemqn Derrick Harmon has entered the transfer portal, @chris_hummer and I have learned for @247sports . Posted 40 tackles last year.

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John D

@hahafucvkoff

4 months

@RealNewsRachel get fucked you stupid cunt

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John D

@hahafucvkoff

6 months

@FreshandFitPod Loomer looks like a post op transvestite

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John D

@hahafucvkoff

8 months

@RepRigas You and John Rocha still fucking?

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John D

@hahafucvkoff

6 months

@BoardGeniuses I love that OSU fans have started calling Michigan "Them Champs Up North"

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John D

@hahafucvkoff

9 months

@cffmwachsman @BuckeyesNetwork A Ford Escort hatchback

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John D

@hahafucvkoff

9 months

@CraigDMauger Sounds like Cheesebro was HEAVILY behind trying to subvert the will of the voters and was willing to do anything necessary - and now that he was caught he's singing like a church mouse hoping to avoid a prison sentence. Cheesebro should spend a few years in prison regardless

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John D

@hahafucvkoff

8 months

When the only thing your school has had to celebrate in the last 8 years is an 8 month rental who left with eligibility remaining. Down horrendously bad

dunc 🌎

@SpartyWRLD

8 months

Three years ago today, Kenneth Walker III announced his commitment to Michigan State The rest is history.

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John D

@hahafucvkoff

9 months

@Firedancer121 @Dexerto you're a no talent fuck who literally won't get a job and milks simps for money. lmfao

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John D

@hahafucvkoff

9 months

@rainy_steve @BrooksAustinBA @TBob53 Buddy is still distraught after getting waxed by Bama lmfao

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John D

@hahafucvkoff

6 months

@joeybrooks944 @GeauxDuck and the Rose, within 5 seasons of each other and dude is still bent over spreading his cheeks for OSU dick

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John D

@hahafucvkoff

5 months

@kriissaa_krae @righttobikeit Bicycles have the same rights as motorists. Read a fucking book

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John D

@hahafucvkoff

5 months

@BuckeyeBat Imagine waiting till Harbaugh leaves college football to say something about him. Harbaugh calls Day soft to his face during a Media Day Q&A and Day doesn't say shit - he waits till he's safe and Harbaugh has moved on. Ya'll have the softest coach in NCAA history 💀😭🤡🤣

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John D

@hahafucvkoff

9 months

@BenScottStevens Sub .500 coach entering a B1G that jumps from 14 teams to 19 and has never cracked 45th in a recruiting class. Now has to recruit against Michigan, OSU, PSU, Wash, Oregon, and USC etc. Yeah, best offseason by far.

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John D

@hahafucvkoff

6 months

@Owenschu13 @KappBV LMFAO Tre getting folded like a blanket MGM odds -9900000

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John D

@hahafucvkoff

6 months

@masoom_siii @DailyLoud bro owes 56K it aint even a drop in the bucket lmao😭

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John D

@hahafucvkoff

9 months

@MSE_in_EL @DavidShuster @OhioStateFB @CoachJim4UM @UMichFootball shartan fans gargling OSU is a time honored tradition. You'd think getting your asses handed to them 8 yrs straight would mean something but its still balls to the chin in east shitfuck lmfao

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John D

@hahafucvkoff

6 months

@MrDucks1954 @WolffintheWild @nypost It doesn't fucking matter. My dumb ass aunt had the same stupid ass rhetoric and when her 4 month old Shitbull that she babied to death ripped her lower jaw, chin and lip half way off her face she finally woke up

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John D

@hahafucvkoff

6 months

@MYLIQUIDYBALL @masoom_siii @DailyLoud Bro owes 56K it ain't even a drop in the bucket 😭😭😭

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John D

@hahafucvkoff

10 months

@GrassrootArmy @MichiganTea @MiMagaWatch You've never won a fucking thing in politics in your shitty life lmfao

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John D

@hahafucvkoff

4 months

@gogreen517

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John D

@hahafucvkoff

8 months

@uspolitics123 @thevivafrei lmfao im bookmarking this so i can come back and laugh in november when mcdonald dump loses again

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John D

@hahafucvkoff

6 months

@83percenter MSU is never winning another natty with Tim Jizzo as coach lmfao😭🤦‍♂️🤡💀

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John D

@hahafucvkoff

7 months

Fucking retard thinks losing in the NCAA tournament for 23 years straight makes MSU a "blueblood" Tom Jizzo has brainwashed these fucking idiots into believing having the worst Final Four winning percentage is something to be proud of 💀🤡🤣

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John D

@hahafucvkoff

4 months

@BrutusColumbus @JoelKlattShow @UMichFootball They'll beat OSU for the 4th straight season lmao

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John D

@hahafucvkoff

10 months

@IknowThings19 you fucking retards never learn

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John D

@hahafucvkoff

9 months

@MHJrGOAT @JJ9szn awwwwww lmfao

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John D

@hahafucvkoff

8 months

@CFBRep @UMichFootball @MJoeBean @MaizeRageUM @MaizenBrew @SSN_Michigan @BarstoolUofM @TheWolverineOn3 Braylon Edwards is who Keon Coleman thought he was lmfao

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John D

@hahafucvkoff

5 months

@mohr_denis @JRoseDet @daniellabruce_ @umichhockey Not even close but whatever helps you sleep at night

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John D

@hahafucvkoff

9 months

@BoardGeniuses I heard it was closer to a billion dollars

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John D

@hahafucvkoff

8 months

Tom Jizzo is the most overrated coach in NCAA history. Don't ever mention his name when talking about the greats like Coach K, Dean Smith, Roy Williams, Bill Self, Jim Calhoun and even Pitino's snake ass

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John D

@hahafucvkoff

6 months

@SaneSzn10 @ACBellino You're very clearly fucking retarded 🤡🤦‍♂️🤣💀

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John D

@hahafucvkoff

6 months

@Li_Peng_Lizards @WolffintheWild @nypost

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John D

@hahafucvkoff

6 months

@ChimChek @calebmspencer This absolutely will not happen - Chimi will tuck and cluck when JJ is in the ROTY conversation next season

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John D

@hahafucvkoff

8 months

@SpartanDawgsEL "Vaccinated"

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John D

@hahafucvkoff

8 months

@ELookis @oliviacola "DAY HAS A MANGINA"

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John D

@hahafucvkoff

4 months

@Jrswish03 @83percenter @bluebyninety This retarded fuck doubled down on his stupidity, egged on by another MSU retard lmfao.

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John D

@hahafucvkoff

6 months

Tim Jizzo is like 4-28 against UNC and Duke. Not a blue blood, not even a basketball school

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John D

@hahafucvkoff

9 months

@TexasFBDynasty @247Sports @LateKickJosh Damn, Texas would at least manage a FG against Michigan wouldn't they?

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John D

@hahafucvkoff

5 months

@FFbuckCLE Bro posted this after watching Burke get lit the fuck up by a true freshman in practice OOF lmao

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John D

@hahafucvkoff

6 months

If Minnesota beats MSU today this soft ass bitch will disappear until June, ignoring how preseason number 4 MSU shit the bed in spectacular fashion and try to hype up the shitty ass football team and it's shitty ass coach

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John D

@hahafucvkoff

9 months

@maddogg_a2 @Slicknickshady Everything in the headline is factual. They're mad ESPN isn't glazing

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John D

@hahafucvkoff

6 months

@calebmspencer @216_Wildboy @CoachTonyAlford Receipts absolutely eviscerating Mikes geriatric ass

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John D

@hahafucvkoff

9 months

@TheDigitalDam @Beav0060718 they have a whole group chat dedicated to spam reporting people, they're literally 7 yr old children which is ironic considering the majority of them are also attracted to 7 yr old children

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John D

@hahafucvkoff

5 months

@dwebs0317 @Don_UCF @kriissaa_krae @areyoudeedee @scjr___ Tax cuts started to expire in 2021 and will fully expire in 2025 you fucking retard lmfao

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John D

@hahafucvkoff

6 months

@GibboWrld You should block MSU athletics. I'd be sick and fucking tired of being a loser

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John D

@hahafucvkoff

5 months

@Connormuldowney Bookmark this shit now, MSU hockey won't even be in the NCAA playoffs next season

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John D

@hahafucvkoff

9 months

@thekissman2 @kermie523 @Firedancer121 @Dexerto this shit for brains idiot want's everyone to believe not only did he do a demographic study of this thot's viewers, that they also all told the truth lmfao. god damned simp

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John D

@hahafucvkoff

5 months

This photo encapsulates MSU fans to a T lmfaoo

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John D

@hahafucvkoff

9 months

@MilkManMSU These are the tweets you have to bookmark and let stew for 2-3 seasons so you can bring them out and laugh when msu is 3-5 headed into November

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John D

@hahafucvkoff

8 months

@umichwolverine1 @Barstoolhuskies Here are the teams Penix Has played and their ranking out of 133 teams against the pass: Stanford :133 Tulsa 131 Msu:98 Cal:127 Oregon 65 Zona: 89 AZ st: 124 Usc : 93 Utah:79 Oregon St: 98 Wash St : 85 Texas: 105 "wE'rE aN oFfEnSiVe JuGgErNaUt!" 🤡💀

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John D

@hahafucvkoff

6 months

@packarmz @MattWalshShow

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John D

@hahafucvkoff

5 months

@inJJwetrust9 MSU got their ASSES BEAT LMFAO.

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John D

@hahafucvkoff

10 months

@ChampgneDiva @Kristi_4_Toledo @jenniferforrep shes out of a job in 2 years and prop 1 will still be honored. Gross ass Gross is DONE LMFAO

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John D

@hahafucvkoff

9 months

@n_whitman1 @daily_msu @BenGerman200 lmfao what place did MSU finish in the B1G last season? 13th or 14th

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John D

@hahafucvkoff

9 months

@iron_brutus Ryan day is 1-6 vs CFP ranked teams and 1-3 vs Jim Harbaugh. Enjoy your meaningless bowl game

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John D

@hahafucvkoff

8 months

@BlueBucketFB @OSUFAN4U2NV same as the father of her kids, non existent

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John D

@hahafucvkoff

9 months

@CraigDMauger Why are preliminary exams taking this long lmfao. Every single one of them should have been bound over for trial in less than half a day.

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John D

@hahafucvkoff

5 months

Imagine posting this and being 0-3 with zero conference championships to your main rival since then. LMFAO🤡😭💀

Buckeyes Network

@BuckeyesNetwork

5 months

Clemson since this hit: 30-11 Record 2 Bowl Wins (Cheez-It and Gator) 0 CFP Appearances BROKEN. #GoBucks

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John D

@hahafucvkoff

10 months

@ExtremeMichigan @OttawaImpact Moss and Rhodea are ABSOLUTELY THE TWO STUPIDEST MOTHERFUCKERS TO EVER EXIST IN HUMAN EXISTENCE LMFAO. Ottawa County WAKE THE FUCK UP AND VOTE THESE CLOWNS OUT OF OFFICE

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John D

@hahafucvkoff

5 months

@MJoeBean @MSUFAN57 Daddy Haggard v2.0

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John D

@hahafucvkoff

5 months

@ChatWitPat @leftofcentermi @satanic_temple_ You blindly follow a made up religion lmfao. Shut the fuck up retard

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John D

@hahafucvkoff

5 months

@FreeStalions He doesn't have a job, his dad pays for everything. You think some mid 40s loser has 200K to waste on a basement podcasting studio that averages 6 listeners? lmao

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John D

@hahafucvkoff

5 months

@StarlBurner shit

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John D

@hahafucvkoff

9 months

@mac_thecurator @stevenohhhh @uno_gringo @Comedian_Gil @_willcompton the decade where michigan is undefeated against OSU, shitter

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John D

@hahafucvkoff

6 months

@PFF_College Literally one of the worst LB's in the B1G.

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John D

@hahafucvkoff

9 months

@IndivisibleMich @MIGOP Everybody knew Karamo was an unqualified piece of shit, everyone told Beattie she was an unqualified piece of shit. Now she wants revisionist history

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John D

@hahafucvkoff

9 months

@msucontent Watching him get beat 65-0 in Ann Arbor next year will be hilarious lmfao

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John D

@hahafucvkoff

5 months

@MSUPropaganda LMFAO

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John D

@hahafucvkoff

9 months

@MiMagaWatch Her POS lawyer got famous for arguing a slam dunk, impossible to lose in the long run case about some dipshit michigan cop who charged a guy for playing "fuck the police" loudly in his car.

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John D

@hahafucvkoff

8 months

@FFbuckCLE Lmfao "the last piece of the puzzle" with 2 straight disappointing years as a starter realized his draft stock fell to 5th round and came back and finessed an NIL bag outta OSU 💀🤣

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John D

@hahafucvkoff

6 months

@christyd23 @kentbabb You're mentally fucking retarded. Kelly and Mulkey are shitstains

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John D

@hahafucvkoff

6 months

@OdellBretthamJr There is no argument - MSU isn't a blueblood. 3-13 vs Coach K. One natty in 26 straight NCAA appearances. 2 final four wins in that time. LMFAO

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John D

@hahafucvkoff

9 months

@MHJrGOAT @MichiganWings Pretty sure right after this play Michigans O line opened a hole a truck could drive through and then Blake Corum made Styles look like the bitch made ass mf'er he is lmfao

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John D

@hahafucvkoff

8 months

@Dolesyyy @B1GDawgEnergy You should lurk their reddit page - they are convinced Michigan has never saw a QB and receivers like Washington has. I've saw score predictions that say 44-13 them. Pure delusion

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John D

@hahafucvkoff

8 months

This is the type of MSU retardation that causes their shit for brains fan base to think they should win every game. Just insert one of their shitty players earlier and they win every game. Cumbow is a retard

Andrew Cumbow

@ACumbow

8 months

Glad we kept Booker on the bench until there was 5 minutes left.

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John D

@hahafucvkoff

9 months

@DistillSocial Fuck Charlie Kirk

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John D

@hahafucvkoff

9 months

@CraigDMauger Lying during a preliminary examination, certainly won't come back to bite them in the ass when it's bound over for trial lmfao. Imagine introducing new evidence against your client during a hearing to try and remove evidence from the prosecutions case. PURE DUMBFUCKS LMFAO

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John D

@hahafucvkoff

9 months

@NA_NetNed @CraigDMauger You're a shit for brains retard. Please delete your account

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John D

@hahafucvkoff

6 months

@BrantfordWinny Speaking of serial drunk drivers lmfao