gaylor, midwest princess, silly goose. sheriff of the ttpd and wife of
@thetortureduser
💕 stanning since tim mcgraw 🦋 too old to be be bisexual or have fun
retweet if you support the first out throuple in the white house 🏛️ the ✨ third ✨ party who can actually win 🫡 and deliver results for hardworking gaylors! 💅
#TTPDPresidentialCampaign
🚨 URGENT ANNOUNCEMENT
IT IS TIME 🫡
I am thrilled to announce my joint candidacy for the presidency with my wife (the sheriff), user lesbian emojis (the Regina George of gaylor twitter) and me (leader user 🫡)
LET’S GET THE MEAN GIRLS IN OFFICE 🗣️
#TTPDPresidentialCampaign
@roaniverse
you left off the main part of the midwest bestie 😭 i'm from indiana, us michigan and wisconsin (and illinois) are like the most midwest of all. the great plains don't really count
@mysleeplesnight
bisexuality is a spectum and in my experience you can move around on it in different times of your life 🫶 but of course it's ok to not know yet, figure it out in time, and just change your mind or how you identify anytime!
first of all, posting this ON THE GRID is nuts 🤢 she should be team megan markle 😭
second of all, she only ever takes photos backstage in the lover or midnights bodysuit, so she put on the man blazer for the royals lmao
i’m a gaylor but not the type of gaylor who thinks she’s still dating k***** or that all her male exes are beards, but the type that believes bridgit mendler is doing irreparable damage to the timeline due to her fallout with taylor
we are totally weird 😌 but our website is anything but embarrassing 🙄
the ttpd is the best group of users i've ever been a part of & we'll be over here having fun & using our platform for good (being silly, stopping time crime, & calling taylor swift gay) with or without you🫡
"I’m sorry but I think those gaylors who have the whole bit with time travel and Bridgit Mendler are weird 😭 like idk if it’s a good look for the community, but that’s just me 🤷♀️ and what the hell was all that with the
#TTPDRoyalWedding
between their “sheriff” and “leader user”—
many of you have posted about this before but i just gotta echo.... watching the delicate mv through the closeting lens is actually so loud it's insane.
does anyone else wish thermostats could be controlled by half degrees instead of whole?
i told my irls this and they were like lol no but i feel like the neurodivergents will relate
#TTPDRoyalWedding
between me and the sheriff
@h0wmuchimissher
begins soon 🤭🫶
wedding guests please take your seats while our wedding party gets users in order 💒
welcome to Brian’s Farm🚜
‼️let us know you have sat down in the replies 😇🫡
honorary guest
@bmtimetravel
🤝
the way my friend is at the show tonight with her 11 year old baby sister who lives in zurich, and it's her first ever concert - robin x never grow up was so special for them 😭
users of the TTPD and supporters, the time has come! it is my honor to invite each of you to my upcoming nuptials with
@thetortureduser
👰🏼♀️👰🏻♀️💍💒
reply to rsvp 🤭
#TTPDRoyalWedding
had therapy this morning! 😀
my therapist literally interrupted me crying and told me she felt she couldn't help me anymore and that she wanted to help me find a new therapist! 😀
kamala comes out to the podium and announces she’s chosen her vp.
the lights dim. a screen rises up behind her.
a clock appears. when it hits zero, you hear “it’s been a long time coming…”
ok my group chat and i think she fired umg merch team and has a new vendor, and this feels like confirmation!
1) ttpd merch collection actually slays
2) her records are shipping from a non umg warehouse in nashville
3) never in history has anyone recieved a cardigan so fast
and i 👁️ hope 🤞 it's shitty 💩 in the black dog 🐕🦺 when someone plays 🎹 the starting line 🏁 and you jump 🧍🏼♀️ up 🆙 but she's too young 🐣 to know this 🎤song 🎸 that intertwined 🧬 in the MAGIC 🔮 FABRIC 🪡 OF OUR 👩❤️👩 DREAMING 🩰
OLD 📜 HABITS ❤️🔥DIE 🔪🪦 SCREAMINGGGGGGG 😱
Each song Taylor Swift chose for the different stages of heartbreak:
DENIAL:
Lavender Haze
Snow On The Beach
Sweet Nothing
Glitch
betty
willow
Cruel Summer
Lover
Miss Americana & The Heartbreak Prince
False God
Style
Wildest Dreams
Treacherous
Untouchable
That’s When
Ours
🚨 OFFICIAL TTPD BULLETIN 🚨
our leader user, user User
@thetortureduser
, has been BLOCKED and SILENCED by known time criminal elon musk 😡 all for speaking truth to power 😡and protecting the sanctity of our timeline‼️
#TTPDRoyalWedding
between me and the sheriff
@h0wmuchimissher
begins soon 🤭🫶
wedding guests please take your seats while our wedding party gets users in order 💒
welcome to Brian’s Farm🚜
‼️let us know you have sat down in the replies 😇🫡
honorary guest
@bmtimetravel
🤝
it's so inspiring seeing
#SwiftiesForPalestine
. even if taylor doesn't speak out, we're making a real impact.
if you live in the US, it's *even more important* to call congress. this tool gives you a script and will dial your representatives:
TTPD BEACH PARTY PART TWO TOMORROW WHO'S READY!!! 🍹
drinks i am preparing:
🍉 vodka watermelon (might need more than one with so many users rsvp'd!)
🍍piña coladas
drinks prim🧐 is preparing:
old fashioned
any other requests, relevant users?