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@fruitballtay
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how many flannel shirts can one woman have, a very long 🧵 this one wasn't a flannel but we know it serves as one 😏
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Someone kiss Taylor Swift in a crowded room right now, it saved us from matty healy before
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so in Fortnight mv that dropped on april 19 she is referencing: Bride of Frankenstein that premiered on 4/19, 89 years ago, Dead Poets Society aka movie from 1989 and her own The Story of Us that was made a single on 4/19 exactly 13 years ago. GIRL CAN YOU FUCKING CHILL?!
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wdym Bride of Frankenstein premiered on April 19, 1935 aka exactly 89 years before ttpd
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how many times she has to burn this fuckass house
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I added TTPD to the family 😭
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she should announce nothing, drop nothing and sing foolish one
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she recorded down bad and next day hopped on her jet, flew to fuckass ohio and performed i'm only me when i'm with you, evermore, ivy and call it what you want and did all of this while twitter was throwing hissy fits and locking us down
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down bad: june 29, 2023
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you can't see someones likes so I want everyone to know that I liked every post with one of these pics
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last 6 months, last 2 soldiers standing
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@rachsplace dr house lied convincing us that no one has lupus
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DO NOT go to down bad and DO NOT check timestamp when at the end of the bridge after few seconds of silence she starts screaming 'cause fuck, it was in love'. DON'T.
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@fruitballtay
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You forgot about her husband
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🏟️| Taylor Lautner is at the show tonight! 💜
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If I were Taylor I would show at met gala with bleached chopped hair, watch whole world explode, and 3 days later show up on tour with normal hair and just pretend it never happened
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@fruitballtay
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on lover 4th anniversary let's revisit lover era merch because it was A LOT
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Taylor Swift during 1989 set be like:
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@fruitballtay
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mbobhft, waolom, icfhnric, icdiwabh, tsmwel, cososom, WTFAREYOUTALKINGABOUT
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@fruitballtay
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count your days twink
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they are so real 💀
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never not thinking about this yt comment
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this man won't survive filming all 6 dates
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@fruitballtay
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she didn't forget to post on twitter, she chose to not post on twitter #SwiftiesForPalestine
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The Eras Tour
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She forgot to post on twitter lemme do myself #MadridTStheErasTour
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Elyse Myers entered the chat to defend Karlie
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Clara Bow with star on her cheek the gasp i gasped
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Exactly 4 years ago Lil Nas X came out. He posted his song and asked people to listen to the lyrics. Then posted cover with zoomed rainbow and "deadass thought i made it obvious" caption. He had to deadass point it out. What was Taylor Swift doing in 2019, a 🧵
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@fruitballtay
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ok shipping being 8.03 is one of the funniest things she has ever done pls i can't breathe 😂
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@hercruelsummers yep. it is 💀
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THAT'S A REAL FUCKING LEGACY TO LEAVE
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don’t forget to wish her a happy birthday, sagittarius.
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evelyn hugo dress for dancer who is playing rebekah later and who is dancing here with a man who is later doing style strut with taylor oh i'm going to be sick
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So Taylor sang Cornelia Street 5 years after kaylor last selfie and did it in green Evelyn Hugo dress and then took picture with Celia St. James and Evelyn and Celia reconnected after 5 years SOMEBODY SEDATE ME
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@fruitballtay
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no you can't go on stage and start singing 'we were supposed to be just friends' the day I took that video down
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remember that amazon show where Taylor was looking up in the balcony where Joe supposedly was and swifties were obsessing over it for years? Yeah
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@fruitballtay
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welcome back 8/3
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Taylor singing Taylor singing Cornelia Street Maroon
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community note 😭
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this was me 30 minutes before going to the hospital… i’m so sad i was finally seeing taylor and now i’m not. @taylornation13 @taylorswift13 please please give me another chance at a different concert, i’ve spend 400 euros to be there and now i can’t im so heartbroken
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IS NOT ME
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Zolita at Taylor Swift show with Karlie Kloss attending, that sounds like something gaylor made up 😭😭😭
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will I ever recover
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BITCH WE TOLD YOU THAT ON OCTOBER 21, 2022 AND WE GOT DEATH THREATS
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I'm sorry I can't stop laughing 😭
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oh dear god 😭
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this is everything to me
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she loves to lean on hot wives
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SHE GOT EXCITED BECAUSE GIRLIES GOT ENGAGED DURING BETTY?! 😂
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💍 @taylorswift13 congratulates this gorgeous couple on their engagement!
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spineless
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Describe Taylor Swift in one word.
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hey kids, spelling is fun! D-Y-I-N-G
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PLEASE BE IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE ELSE
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Taylor Swift gay at 33
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Never in my life blocked someone this fast, just fuckin shoot me
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Sure, we are the weird ones
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this is jason kelce stan account now
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watching ME! mv as a gaylor back then for the first time was truly something because wdym it's all rainbow nation where she is offered a 🐱 and goes to lesbian colored fantasy land where even public is all lesbians coded and brendon urie is also there
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you really don't deserve her ☹️
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Happy 5 years anniversary to Me! She was on a personal mission to end her career during that time.
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🚨 um, gays... so The New York Times Magazine talks about kaylor
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I'll stop being a gaylor when he stops gayloring
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girls when they hear 'we were supposed to be just friends' on a grainy stream on 8/3
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new york magazine just posted article with link to SWIFTGRON MASTERPOST 🤯
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Speak Now (Dianna’s Version).
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lmao
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someone tell me when swifties discover that cornelia street and maroon are tied together and are not about joe alwyn
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shakespeare or taylor swift? I'm a little kitten and I need to nurse because I’m a runt and I’m likely to fall victim to predators
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they should star in enemies to lovers rom com
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she took him to big sur i'm wheezing
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Taylor please
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I miss that girl
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do you guys ever think how all the dancers are dressed in black and white during 1989 set and Taylor is the only one in screaming color?
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girls when they hear friends break up, friends get married on a grainy stream on 8/3
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Taylor could just do the funniest thing ever and just follow Karlie
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Taylor Swift girl kisser Taylor Swift gay
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what in the 1989 tour movie
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yes you can sing about losing your twin but you will have to take him to big sur
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guys...
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Taylor Swift in 4k
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is this supposed to be XIII (13 in roman numeral) 😭😭
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happy 4th anniversary to deadass thought I made it obvious era 🤸‍♀️
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DEADASS THOUGHT I MADE IT OBVIOUS
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Today feels like a good day to remind baby gaylors old tumblr lore explaining why there are seagulls on 1989 cover. Yeah, it's gay. A 🧵
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Lover era basically was how many daisies can I show to the world before they catch me. A thread 🧵 spoiler alert: they didn't
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swifties: we clowned for nothing gaylors: heads exploding screaming crying throwing up champagne popping
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girl you didn't live on Tumblr to act like you don't know the word shipped in 2023
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I can't decide what is funnier, swifties learning how sun works or accidental gaylor of it all 😭
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the manuscript edition turns gold in the daylight… the DAYLIGHT turns it GOLD
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If i hear "I, I loved you in secret" on a grainy stream on 8/3
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history teached us that we will never get third picture
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is there going to be another third missing picture of this sequence too?
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next step: septum
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💎| @taylorswift13 seems to have gotten two new ear piercings on her brief hiatus between #TSTheErasTour legs!
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oh she's fucked in the head lmao
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rania MAR DAY!!
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wait a minute-
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it's official, she's a lisbon
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🤡 but 🤡 $8.03 🤡 for 🤡 shipping 🤡 is 🤡 coincidence 🤡 she 🤡 doesn't 🤡 control 🤡 prices 🤡
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🍿| Tickets for The Eras Tour concert movie will be priced at $19.89 for adults and $13.13 for kids.
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Josh kushner is liking haim posts say what now
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um... okay...
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on her way to pink pony club
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their past ... friendship
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I DIED
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10 years ago Taylor Swift changed my life and did this collab and my inner emo self made it my whole personality
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did you- yes
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WE BACK
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we truly live in different worlds huh
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Everyone really BEGGED for these and never talk about them again?
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guys karlie just dropped illicit affairs vid
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💀
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and if there is 1*75 collab on 1989 then what
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Taylor Swift was so obsessed with her drug baby angel girlfriend that she ripped off Victoria's Secret commercial hummimg and it truly sounds like something that gaylor made up
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bisexual snake is so silly
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kaylor fest 2023 starts tommorow who else is terrified
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me when gay rumors bug me and I want people to stop 🥰
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Full sunset colors orange and pink fit 🥴
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I'm sorry, i'm still laughing, this truly looks like something gaylor made up
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Taylor Alison Swift singing paper rings on 4th anniversary of Karlie Kloss second wedding, true comedian
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TAYLOR ALISON SWIFT YOU DID NOT
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IT'S NICE TO HAVE A FRIEND OF DOROTHEA
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well why was TN the one who had to tell me that Taylor is doing slut drop during bejeweled now, what is wrong with u oomfs
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