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@An_ca_te

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I like girls whose magic spells exceed their INT stat. Expect Megumin,anime in general, 40k and video games here. / ♂️ Minors dni, there be 🔞 retweets and post

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Joined March 2014
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@An_ca_te
Okayest Black Mage
13 days
her funniest feature is that she's in her mid thirties and is embarrassed about it because it's a very weird age for a vampire instead of something cool like 'over a hundred'
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Okayest Black Mage
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Horror story where a man is alone on an orbital research station with his old 3DS and one day the Street Pass lights up in green
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Teaboy 🍉
9 months
WHAT
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Okayest Black Mage
2 years
Someone once said that Fortnite content creators talk like they have literally never consumed any other type of media and that might actually be what's going on
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I’m crying why he say kamehameha like that 😭😭
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Okayest Black Mage
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a tragedy in three acts
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Okayest Black Mage
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@Zeredek She works as a freelance massage therapist so she can sneak in some blood sucking when the client falls asleep
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Okayest Black Mage
6 years
Vergil's most powerful upgrade was the unlocking of dad jokes mere minutes after learning he has a son.
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"Not everyone knows what a "browser" is, far from it." yeah, and that's by apple's design. They've been using this slow boiling a frog method against their userbase for decades now to create the perfect stupid customer who comes back to their handholding.
@tina__nigro
Tina Debove Nigro ᯅ
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Thanks to the EU we have one more screen during the iPhone onboarding 🤡 Not everyone knows what a "browser" is, far from it. Why not ask for a default music player, default mail app, default camera app, while we're at it 😅
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Okayest Black Mage
5 years
people are gonna skew the Master Ball's 100% catch rate
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Okayest Black Mage
7 months
making a character in a character creator to get mad at
@GameCharacterAI
GameCharactersAI
7 months
If you think Japan hasn't gone woke, you'd be mistaken. The Korean design on the left is Eve from Stellar Blade. The Japanese design on the right is a "female" character from Dragon's Dogma 2. It's almost the same comparison as East vs. West.
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Okayest Black Mage
3 years
Jason Schreier dot jpg
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Okayest Black Mage
5 years
If you design your female characters like this, fuck you
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Okayest Black Mage
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@Crunchyroll
Crunchyroll
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ANIME IS FOR EVERYONE
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Okayest Black Mage
4 years
a swimming pool seems deep when you can't fucking swim, doesn't it
@FullMetalGamer8
FullMotivatedGamer
4 years
@Naughty_Dog With the game being such a masterpiece it's well deserved. Dont worry about the angry man babies. Never stop taking risks to pander to these casuals
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Okayest Black Mage
5 years
literally that Skinner meme "No it's the JAPANESE who are wrong"
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Okayest Black Mage
10 months
Idk man Steam just had an unfathomable technological headstart with tech too complex for Epic like *checks notes* shopping carts
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Opera GX
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@Dexerto Steam with 80% of the pc gaming market:
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Okayest Black Mage
5 years
Mock fedoras all you want, but trad caths remain one of the cringiest parts on this hell site.
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Okayest Black Mage
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all the sign tells me is that I have to endure overt gameplay hints everywhere because I share space with people who'd forget to breathe if not reminded and sadly they have enough money to matter as a target audience.
Don’t make me tap the sign:
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Okayest Black Mage
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What was your proudest gaming moment?
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Okayest Black Mage
5 years
This man is honestly a chad just for unveiling how utterly joyless the online Right is
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Okayest Black Mage
4 years
Reading this and then recalling from the back of my mind this dude who got Wikipedia moderator status for his dedication to Kamen Rider articles and then used his status to try and erase entire pages about Okinawan dialects because he didn't like it.
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Okayest Black Mage
5 years
This man is currently mad at people admitting they like the fascist-inspired aesthetic of the Space Wizard Movie Empire
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Okayest Black Mage
6 years
does this photo imply that Nero actually called Kyrie after Nico's teasing like "Hey babe, I'm so sorry, I saw another woman's naked body"
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@cyanthegojifan1 I was thinking him seeing a bunch of nonsense on the entering Mii and deciding to directly check the data coming over wifi only to see that something is answering the streetpass signal by imitation and brute force
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Okayest Black Mage
5 years
whoever this guy is he's really lucky to hang out with a goddess
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2 years
@Laekith @DeltyThe73rd lots of editing and post-production 3D mocap, you can quite literally see where their irl self was edited over with smears
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Okayest Black Mage
6 years
"If I make them cry mid-fight and they can barely see through their tears, I won't have to think of too complicated raid mechanics."
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Okayest Black Mage
5 years
You really fucked up when even Shaun can pull his head out of his ass long enough to call you out for using wokescoldery as advertising.
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This dude is a Senran Kagura fan on steam and makes tweets like these for clout on here, this is the bottom a human can reach lmao
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damn if y'all like ladies in their 30s that much can I show you my office lady/magical girl OC? 🎨:@/lili_mdoki
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Okayest Black Mage
3 years
Why does she shake her ass on command when you play the flute, boy WHAT HAPPENED BETWEEN SEASONS
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Okayest Black Mage
4 years
Amazing how Tolkien wrote a literal children's book where he needed an irredeemably evil force as opposition in a light vs shadow fight, explicitly told his children that they aren't any allegory for any real life people and now people try to interpret them as just that.
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Okayest Black Mage
9 months
Rieri is an absolute blessing and her only fault is being associated with Genshin Impact
@lina_yado
Fran/Jamie/Lina 🇬🇭 || FREE 🍉
9 months
As if Asian VAs are not problematic too Oz's CN VA used his position to sleep with underage fans so Fischl wasn't in any rate up banners for half a year Diluc's JP VA did blackface and is a misogynist Kaveh's CN VA cheated on his wife Hu Tao's JP is a shotacon
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Okayest Black Mage
4 years
I remember when MGS2 was immediately forgotten about and Kojima forced his animators to make meme gifs with the cast and invent a day for the game to have a video game site tweet all of it to force the discourse back into the spotlight.
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Rational Disconnect
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I’m really starting to think that The Last of Us 2 is going to age like Metal Gear Solid 2
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which is wild because the move literally has Goku saying Kamehameha
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@SilentTrumpet @NixieHime "Yakuza is literally a meme as a game" is something only children who have never actually played a Yakuza game would say and only get their opinions from funny Youtubers who post the silly stuff.
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Okayest Black Mage
2 years
At first I was sceptical but dang looks like Blizzard added it to the chat wheel
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@ElieNYC
Elie Mystal
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@Ah_Sahm_ I got called the n-word within an hour of playing Hearthstone for the first (and only) time and I screamed into the mic: "WE'RE PLAYING HEARTHSTONE. WE'RE PLAYING FUCKING HEARTHSTONE. HEARTHSTONE" like I was Allen Iverson, until my wife closed the game.
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Okayest Black Mage
5 years
Kojima is right. Americans are too dumb for his games.
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Okayest Black Mage
3 years
Bruh Blizzard released a fucking press statement and had to gall to say that it was super unprofessional of the State of California to drag the suicide of the female employee who was likely blackmailed for sexual favors into the sexual harassment case?
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Okayest Black Mage
6 years
It's petty, but with even JP artists locking now because of everyone participating in callout culture I've just about had enough.
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Okayest Black Mage
4 years
ProZD has single handedly made anime discourse 200% worse and I'll never forgive him
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Okayest Black Mage
5 years
nothing radiates more power than a Japanese game director stating up front "I like sexy girls, that's why the main character looks like that"
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Okayest Black Mage
5 years
I'm just a a dude who always forgets to bring his umbrella and is a bit chuuni, but thanks for making my depressed rain walking sound fucking metal
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Okayest Black Mage
2 years
she may be gone but she will still live on through arguably the funniest fucking image the DCEU ever produced
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@NicholasPas5
Nicholas
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Gal Gadot is officially OUT as Wonder Woman and the character’s being recasted and rebooted Source: @DanielRPK
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Okayest Black Mage
2 years
never getting over how the dude who made the caramelldansen documentary was like "Ohhh but don't look up what this dance is from it's REALLY WEIRD" and then it's just an eroge visual novel
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Okayest Black Mage
4 years
When there's a convention with easily upset furry artists attending
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Okayest Black Mage
3 years
The illusion of free choice
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Okayest Black Mage
6 years
"Leon please fuck my sister" is my top meme of February already
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Okayest Black Mage
5 years
Pedantic really out here saying that this image happened
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6 years
The ultimate punchline to incest hentai
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Okayest Black Mage
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And the best part is that the film buff was absolutely wrong about the themes of the game
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sam 🐀
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Bringing this one back
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Okayest Black Mage
2 years
My man wants to BREED that maid
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Okayest Black Mage
5 years
>apparently the police raided a giant server farm hosting darknet shit for drugs, cp, assassinations and other shit >it was here in Germany in a giant WW2 bunker with five levels below the ground It's like they wanted to look like a giant dorky bunch of villains
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Okayest Black Mage
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this was meant to mock Sony, not be an instruction
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@xMBGx
MBG
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Jim Ryan on the future of PlayStation Studios. "These third person, graphically beautiful narrative rich games will continue to be the bedrock of our first party publishing business."
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Okayest Black Mage
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All of you clout chasers who take a two year old article and crop out the date so you can get retweets for it again can go eat a dick.
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Okayest Black Mage
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Disney makes good Star Wars side content and these mouth breathers really fucking hate it because they're bitter that people don't like the sequels.
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Okayest Black Mage
4 years
Ollie no
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4 years
yeah sex is good but have you ever witnessed billionaires losing everything in real time?
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Okayest Black Mage
3 years
I hope when I die my blood pools in the shape of Megumin's ass
@khayadlanga
Khaya Dlanga
3 years
Wow. Two Distant Strangers on Netflix. So good. This map of blood though. Damn.
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Okayest Black Mage
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>Euphoria is on the same level as a literal Klansmen recruitment video game >Rapelay is regarded as worse than the Klansmen recruitment video game I revoke this guy's Youtube license
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Okayest Black Mage
4 years
Neil Druckmann's self insert character has a graphic sex scene with Abby?
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4 years
This is the greatest image and subtitle combination ever
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@FireSisterBee I like how her model spazzed out because she pulled the belt tracker down with her pants
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3 years
>Fakku letterist joining in on the 'ugh anatomy' issue of a Spiderman cover lmfao
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5 years
I beg of you please don't direct the KnY/MHA fandom towards Fate
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Okayest Black Mage
3 years
It only took Joss Whedon being outed as an abuser to make it publicly acceptable to mock his terrible writing, huh?
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Okayest Black Mage
5 years
I will start posting outfits for men to wear.
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Cernovich
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I will start posting outfits for men to wear.
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Thinking about her
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so... no, the teachers were correct. You never know if the information you just read has been edited by a massively butthurt cringelord in his basement
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what. How even. How do you fuck up this bad. Why are you deleting a series that a bunch of your users are watching now
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Okayest Black Mage
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@Respawn @Polygon The amount of seething this single, lukewarm instance of snark caused is magnificent to behold.
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Okayest Black Mage
5 years
If your physics degree doesn't help you to perfectly balance six bullets to load them into a revolver at once, what is it even good for?
@GunsAintRight
Gun Inaccuracies In Media
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In Half-Life 2, Gordon does not use a speed loader and still loads all 6 rounds into his Colt Python at once
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Okayest Black Mage
4 years
this isn't the 90s anymore, we have grown past the need for jelly-filled donuts.
@ZackDavisson
Zack Davisson - Previously Notable
4 years
Translation discourse: If you leave words in Japanese you should have a VERY FUCKING GOOD REASON. "Ni-chan" and "Ni-ni" and (sorry) "senpai" have no business being left in English. (Again, unless you have a VERY FUCKING GOOD REASON). The default should always be 100% English.
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>Pedantic Romantic endorses a show >immediately after the studio is accused of plagiarism with proof like poetry
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The shittiest take is your 'I'll continue to be better than any of you will ever be' rant tbh.
@GamerTakes
🍉 shitty gamer takes/whatever i feel like posting
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There's way shitter takes but just for sheer laffs this is the shitty gamer take of the decade. Congratulations, it was a fierce competition!
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Okayest Black Mage
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Dunkey's fans are the equivalent of KPop stans in video games
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@FireSisterBee Feels like European timezones are in general just dead air for streamers not to even speak of vtubers
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That scene in Joker where Arthur watches Murray tear down his comedy performance but it's Unseen Japan watching Sukkiri.
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@CharMayCry
Char of the Dawn
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I am at Barnes & Noble and the manga section is now stealing shelf space from actual books There is no comic book section
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Okayest Black Mage
5 years
finally a horror series for Gamers
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"One ticket for Konosuba - Legend of Crimson please"
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they're on a date
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garkon icky
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wait hold up
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holy shit the mad lad actually put a QR code on it, too
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don't buy apple.
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@kaynimatic thank you for the glasses
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the funniest thing tho is that TLOU2 is literally made for and marketed for casuals who don't want to look like 'gamers'
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fixed it
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WELL THEN YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE DECLARED EM ALL NON CANON YOU DIPSHIT
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Okayest Black Mage
3 years
Oh no the Stan Lee account that's totally not puppeteered by Disney interns is shilling NFTs now
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Okayest Black Mage
4 years
Shut up I'm doing alchemy
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I'm still actually laughing about this
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