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@Celestialpapaya I do this but it’s replaying all my worst moments in life

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@ambernoelle I think what we’re seeing here is using food as an aesthetic of wealth during a period of widespread poverty

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@kiracantmizz @MustyChurro Is that a person?? In pajamas? In this fine 7/11 establishment??

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@scrmshw One time while bartending I mistook a guy for another guy. I asked where his lady was at by name. Then realized it wasn’t the same guy, and this guy had a date with him. I tried to explain, but she didn’t believe me or him. They got into a fight and left. Sorry bro my bad

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@elle91 I have zero debt because I don’t answer the phone when they call

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@SatisfiedMassa1 @emily_murnane Literally yes they do. And they think lefties want the middle class to be taxed at 90%. They have no idea how any of this shit works.

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@Rackedupsb @draculafaveater Ok so girls that want Chanel are Miami bitches and girls that appreciate the little stuff are $2 hoes.. sounds like you just angry that you gonna be jerking off tonight

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2 years

@LazarusKumi @almostjes They really called him the Oscars Slapper like that man hasn’t been a staple in entertainment for decades 😐

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2 years

@ry2kyy I love and trust my husband, fully. And I always get me a lil swabby swab at my yearly checkup. Beyoncé got cheated on. Cmon now

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@OlliGenos @stan_okl There are 10,000 cheeses at every grocery store here. You can buy cheese in a fucking spray can or beautiful imported cheese at the same places.

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@AMB0915 @alyakkkk Awkward phase builds character

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8 months

@Rackedupsb @draculafaveater Look it’s some OF girls in the comments for you 💀💀

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2 years

@eyilanke @EhehHihi I have been saying this!!! I have 2 boys and they’re so extremely hard even tho they’re great kids. Actually parenting them is very tough. Guiding them from good boys to good men is an ongoing intentional act.

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5 months

@faithnation This is girl math, I do this with my friend who’s husband is a mechanic

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@JustineStafford @macygilliam Why is she double cheeked up on a Tuesday rn

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2 years

@crackedcrockpot @heyyitsjanea And I’m slashing the dean’s tires too

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4 months

@wolktress Stop lying men aren’t kind

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@RandyTreibel @MoiraDonegan Your mother’s “superpower” got her a loser son that harasses women online

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2 months

@hardtingz Your pussy basura, my pussy horchata eyyy

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7 months

@TVsCarlKinsella Let’s discuss these radio playlists!! Because they used to be relevant to the original searched song or artist, now it’s just a bunch of other artists you happen to listen to also?

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3 years

@1017Van Those were the days. It was either great quality or there was the back of someone’s head blocking half the view. Couple times I bought ones he forgot to label 😂 surprise bih

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2 years

@kenf35 @Phil_Lewis_ Cause she threw the ball??? Touch grass

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2 months

@HOLLYWOODBEEZYY My favorite part is everyone taking lunch from 12-1. I can’t make an appointment because my lunch is their lunch. Come on 😭

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8 months

@dojianaswoo @Chatasia2 2000 and ELEVEN?

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6 months

@passeri_mazie @iWomansplainer You mean they asked you a normal question, attempting to save YOU from having to go under general anesthesia for a tubal, which you had full control of. Severe overreaction.

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@ultracrap @cheesesteak998 I thought it was shoplifting 💀

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2 years

@mygenderisblack @talkandramble I think we should just stop policing other people’s attraction.

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2 years

@grandmaitsme00 @heyyitsjanea Idk nobody interviewed them

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2 years

@ablacklady1 @twillynavy246 If I wanted someone to invalidate my sexuality I’d call my mother

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2 years

@curatedcutie @ninadelaflores You really just posted Scooby Doo like we wouldn’t notice

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5 months

@yassnito DICKS IN BUTTS DICKS IN BUTTS

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3 months

@MykaFox I feel like this joke would have gone well with either side, low risk gamble

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6 months

@sauermom_ Idk man, my husbands cheech n chong sperm have made an MVP athlete and a highly gifted student.

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2 years

@korysverse @motivesdiaries Aren’t they freshmen too? It’s so normal to expand your friend circle and even try to reinvent your image when you enter hs. He did nothing wrong

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8 months

@gracesftdt Literally just run it into the box?? Or throw it to your bestie

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2 years

@lnluck13 @mygenderisblack If you don’t want to interact sexually with penises, you are entitled to that, and you don’t owe anyone an explanation. You don’t even have to “work on it” if you don’t want to. You are free to fuck or not fuck anyone that consents.

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6 months

@passeri_mazie @iWomansplainer Do you think the nurse is getting paid extra for you to have a tubal while they’re operating? She’s paid hourly, and believe me, she’s needed in many places at once, she didn’t need you to keep her hours.

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@grohlerbear

1 year

@mtn_peach @punished_cait I’m sorry that’s hilarious. Also train your dogs people. Mine wouldn’t go harass a stranger over a sandwich.

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9 months

@Dee_Camacho @taratbh_ I have had low BP for my entire grown life. I had a higher reading at my last checkup and pointed it out bc it was v high FOR ME. Nurse said oh it’s probably anxiety. Maam I am literally on a Xanax as we speak

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4 months

@HannahPosted It’s very common for me to go months without seeing friends, sometimes without any real contact, sometimes just a meme here and there, but then we get together and hang out and catch up and we’re adults?? With jobs??

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2 months

@SomaKazima It’s giving “I like fries” from a lil kid 😭😭

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3 months

@virtualjew @bored2die Tip?! I’m gonna tip this table over

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6 months

@ENTplus_ I hope she never shows us the results and leaves the country with a new name and new face. She deserves true freedom, not to be gawked at.

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6 months

@passeri_mazie @iWomansplainer It was a completely appropriate question. Had they given you pushback when you gave them your answer, that would be unethical. Birthing services include preparation for post birth.

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2 years

@thecindynoir @Iam_bnice As a 30 yr old woman I look at 22 year old men like they’re children.

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4 months

@nienna121 When we brought our second child home, our eldest was feeling mischievous. So I’ve got this like 2 day old baby at home and my eldest (3yo) dumped an entire full bottle of johnson&johnson soap onto the dog. In the nursery. Have you ever tried to clean soap? 😭😂

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@CatholicOrca @AljosPookie @JUSTcatmeme But it wasn’t funny? Not even by racist joke standards

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2 years

@_ayannaE I remember being 15 and having the biggest crush on my teacher. My undeveloped teenage brain absolutely wanted to hit. He wasn’t interested bc he wasn’t a pedo!!! It’s that simple y’all

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1 year

@spicebae_ Princess Caroline said “you only get that kind of love when you’re young and stupid” and it ate me up 😭

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@mattersofdedrea @solomonmissouri

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@JiorJette Same mfs bump Biggie without thinking twice. He was a menace 😭

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4 months

@Tessa_Fae @muddaub You really can’t? I hear the song exactly like you would hear it in real life (snippets usually, on a loop)

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10 months

@poppahershey Rather buy my own and not have to deal with men!

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2 years

@brileaux Who could blame her

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@jesuissamii Bedbugs are my nightmare. I lived in a complex years back that got infested. Turns out they love my blood, I was being eaten alive. Months of DIY solutions and professional exterminators and we basically left our shit there and moved out bc it didn’t help shit.

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2 years

@stunnawtf @SomaKazima The point and laugh is a deadly combo 😂

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3 years

@bwdesmo @LordBalvin @starklyjd You can press charges but everyone’s gonna laugh at you

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2 years

@jaIentino @davidajimotokin I’m cool with it bc she slays on so many tracks with men that give absolutely nothing. Finally someone matching energy

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5 months

@wasphyxiation My mother in law gets weird when I leave my 12 and 15 year olds home alone. Like ok didn’t one of your kids straight up move out at 15?

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1 year

@magdalenepop Not to mention she didn’t even WANT KIDS and he just KEPT IMPREGNATING HER

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2 years

@SPEERBOT @Zaayl @RamzeeRawkz And this is why I can’t wait for memeology to be a college course

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@vampritez If English is their first language this is tew damn much

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@chismosavirus An annoying neighbor really

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9 months

@EmAsInMoney I would have called him derrreck-with-three-r’s from that moment on. I’m also unemployed so don’t do what I do 😂

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3 months

@frutiger_sof Why is the baby in Hijab though 😭😭

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4 months

@davidehrlich My youngest wouldn’t walk and wasn’t a crawler. One day we were at a cousins birthday party and he saw the bigger kids running around.. his little ass got up and started running around with them 😐😂

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2 years

Jessie Williams pulls his dick out and suddenly everybody gotta an old Motorola flip phone. Smh y’all can zoom in on the moon but my mans pics is grainy? Foul

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10 months

@ghostzapperfan @Nothinbuttreble They’d hit you with fr charges these days 😂

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2 years

@LUVZ_CARMELIZED @thecindynoir

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9 months

@cyreejarelle @Itiswhatitisoof You said they need to slide into a mf book?

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2 years

@cn0bles Concealer doesn’t.. conceal?

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3 months

@imfleetwoodjack Wine bras exist! Use em!

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@annabroges Also lotion after a shower

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@USMarineVet1969 @GarrettPetersen Have you considered maybe the bear just isn’t into you

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@regretfuIbuyer It’s giving

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2 years

@em_Lazzy @xTayTae Why are we the way we are 💀💀💀

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10 months

@rrandolphjr @team_ash08 I’m not sure when it happened, but there was a switch from them being perpetrated by current students, to randos. Maybe Sandy Hook was the catalyst. Idk

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@fatpssylikesnta @buggirl I would lie, but it’s important to remember that we’re in a housing crisis. The reality is they may have kids they have to care for, etc, and simply can’t risk losing housing. It’s fucked up. They’re probably gut wrenched

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@sophieebartley @sashalynn__ @WizMonifaaa Girl that is a child

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3 years

@extratv @whoisaddison Nobody told her she had wrinkles in her dress? Her team fake

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2 years

@FredericoRod17 @bruvawholesum How is it 2022 and you still haven’t figured out why race is relevant in people’s experiences

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@FernieCommaAlex That’s hilarious, I’m sorry. One time my husband and I surprised our kids with bunk beds for Xmas. We went to put them together and it was just a box of random wood?? (We did get a replacement)

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@kinthadoll What if you made the L shape but opposite. So the window area is clear without a couch in front of it

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@_mstrdom @501Flame Thats literally one serving what are you talking about

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3 years

@nasalamode @iamcardib You don’t have a kitchen and a bathroom plunger? 😅

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2 years

@SupermomShayla @bountifulbrit My cervix has pockets but my pants don’t? Being a woman is weird

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2 years

@theestallion @PPact You should partner with Plan B after your song popped the way it did. Y’all could at least get emergency contraception out en masse and it would be great promo for you and them

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8 months

@realonx1 @kishikybe Bro they have the same phone number

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1 year

@thestarkiller1 @emilykmay Like you would ever make enough money to have to pay alimony. Get a grip

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2 months

@Ceilidhann She’s a weirdo and I’m never getting over the plantation wedding

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3 years

@cunningstunt_77 @zainuhhb “Diversity agenda” is a phrase that kills me. Like yes, the nefarious plot to.. include other races in stuff.

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10 months

@wkd_witch0 Ew, orange? (I can’t afford a le creuset)

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@AllThatandMoore As a treat fr

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@DASILVAdakid @Iam_bnice Same but I got patience, she needs rest ❤️❤️

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@katefeetie 5 year old pillows? Omg love yourself lol

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1 year

@gabrielledrolet @lydvee So you wanted restaurant dessert and he insisted on taking you to ice cream and then only you got ice cream and you also paid? It’s all very weird 😂😂

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2 months

@kfx101 @whotheheckisjat Unhinged 💀💀

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2 years

@yawns_spread @23luvr It means you’re a menace