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5 years

I don't think I'll ever stop laughing at the fact that Junmyeon dropped his Van Gogh-inspired solo album on Van Gogh's birthday and at the exact same time, an actual Van Gogh went missing

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I’M CRYING!!! ONE OF THE NOMINEES FOR THE CATEGORY JUNMYEON PRESENTED FOR WAS SWING KIDS

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4 years

a few quick pics of Jongdae's spread from the new EXO-L Japan FC mag o/

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5 years

Can't believe Junmyeon is the most successful dog trainer in EXO

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4 years

this Jongdae gently boyfriend-herding his Junmyeonie-hyung 🤧

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5 years

this is my favourite video because it’s literally just Junmyeon dying at his own jokes

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5 years

My favourite EXO fansite is Kim Jongdae

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5 years

Junmyeon: would've stripped if it had rained ahah Kyungsoo:

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5 years

Doh Kyungsoo once said...

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5 years

JONGDAE CALLED JUNMYEON AND KYUNGSOO HIS BABIES I'M A SHELL OF A HUMAN BEING

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5 years

remember the time Minseok said he and Junmyeon slept together and Junmyeon fucking lost his shit

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5 years

remember when Jongin gently smacked Junmyeon away and then was like noooooo I mean I want BOTH of you to snuggle me 🥺

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4 years

Took some pictures of some of the Jongdaes in the new EXO-L booklet 😸

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5 years

if Junmyeon is charting already is he a digim...yeon

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5 years

this kills me every time I see it because Jongin just pets him absentmindedly like he's used to it like HOW OFTEN does Jongdae go flop on the exos for attention

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5 years

I understand being upset about Kyungsoo, but what's the point of taking your anger out on Junmyeon? Junmyeon has loved and protected and led EXO through the good times and bad and is constantly trying to bring joy to fandom. At best, this hate is misguided. At worst, it's cruel.

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4 years

actually the funniest part of Junmyeon’s fanmeet was when he suddenly started crying and then when everyone started crying as a result, he immediately shifted gears like, “lmao r u guys crying?? COULDN’T BE ME I’ve never cried in my life. if you saw me crying no u didn't”

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3 years

EXO-L Japan Magazine 14: #CHEN - Chen's One Summer Day (ask for scans = instant block)

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5 years

remember the time Minseok smooched Junmyeon full on the cheek in the middle of their game

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5 years

SO YOU'RE TELLING ME JONGDAE STOLE JUNMYEON'S SHIT THAT HE TEASES HIM ABOUT AND LAUGHED IT OFF WHEN JUNMYEON NOTICED

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5 years

Nobody: Junmyeon fansites:

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5 years

Chanyeol trying to be petty about the fire and accidentally voting for Chën by commenting, truly the most Chanyeol move

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5 years

A tiny compilation of a tiny bunny saying "Hiiiiiiii"

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4 years

Thinking about how Junmyeon was out all night with Minho and with him until he enlisted. And on the day Minseok left he got so close to wave him off you could literally see his reflection on the car door...

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5 years

tag yourself I'm exo's mental breakdown in the back

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5 years

THE MC FOR JUNMYEON'S SOLO DEBUT SHOWCASE WILL BE VAN GOGH-SUNBAENIM HIMSELF RISEN FROM THE DEAD FOR ONE (1) DAY ONLY

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5 years

Junmyeon: Been Through ▶ 🔘──────── 03:38 Fandom: going through it ▶ 🔘──────── 85:78:34

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5 years

FUCK FUCK FUCK @ UNIVERSE PLEASE GIVE ME JD HOSTING JM'S SHOWCASE, IT WOULD BE THE ULTIMATE SHUT THE FUCK UP AT THE ANTIS

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5 years

I saved this because it was relatable and made me laugh but then I realized it's basically Sehun in that ment

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5 years

Junmyeon’s fuckin smirk after he exposed Baekchen snuggling fdsfhj

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5 years

so Baekhyun is in charge of SuperM's marketing team

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5 years

aww Jongdaeee~ @weareoneEXO #CHEN #ShallWe #SuperM

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5 years

is Junmyeon holding Baekchen on either arm Jesus fucking flip flop flappity FUCK WHAT THE /FUCK/ ARE THOSE MUSCLES

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5 years

remember the time Baekhyun casually flopped backwards into Junmyeon's arms lmao

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5 years

Minseok babying Junmyeon, a thrilling saga

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5 years

that time Kyungsoo asked Minseok to buy salt and Minseok had a mental breakdown on aisle 3

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4 years

Wen Diagram

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5 years

news anchor Suho takes no prisoners, the fact that these aren't fake subs kills me every day

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5 years

when u think of the perfect joke but then a mouse ruins the punchline

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4 years

if Saranghaja made you cry don't worry ur in good company, Red Velvet's Happiness made Junmyeon cry

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5 years

why does Jongdae look bigger than Jongin, they made the wrong Jong long

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5 years

why is everyone surprised Junmyeon is the king of social media, he's been trolling on the internet for decades

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5 years

Thanks Junmyeon, now tell me what your username is so I can BLOCK YOU

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4 years

Xiusoo's enlistments hit me hard but they were easier to handle because Junmyeon was there to lead us through it. Now what...

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5 years

the EXO-L app gave us so much good stuff but nothing will ever beat the time Junmyeon fully unleashed his inner clown

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4 years

“I’M NOT TRYING TO SELL ANYTHING,” Kim Junmyeon protests, covered head to toe in his own merch and talking about the USPs of each individual item. “PLEASE DON’T MISUNDERSTAND.”

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6 years

same energy

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5 years

someone check on Jongdae, is his heart okay, his bias is releasing his first solo album JONGDAE WE'LL GET THROUGH THIS TOGETHER

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5 years

oh lawd he coming

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5 years

WHEN THEY SANG THE A CAPELLA BRIDGE IN TEMPO THE BED FRAMES LOOKED LIKE A BOX AND NOW THEY'RE BOTH IN THE BOX

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5 years

remember when Bvlgari had Junmyeon lounge around in bed in nothing but a bathrobe and expensive jewelery

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5 years

remember CBX and their fuckboy record producer

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2 months

As Seiya and Sakamoto-kun start promoting The Three Musketeers, I want to remind everyone of the last butai they worked together on 🤭

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5 years

HE WAS UP ALL NIGHT SPAMMING EVERYONE ON INSTAGRAM HOW DID HE HAVE THE ENERGY FOR THIS HE FUCKING!!!!!! TWIRLED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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HE POSTED THEM BACKWARDS SO THE CAPTIONS READ "EXO VS X-EXO" IN ORDER ON HIS FEED FUCK OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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4 years

every day I wake up grateful that one morning, many moons ago, xz sat up in bed and said, "no, fuck Adobe actually, I'm too pretty for this shit"

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5 years

do u ever think about the fact that Jongdae is Captain Beagle

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4 years

exo fandom you’ll run all the creators and translators out of fandom with your temper tantrums and negativity and then what

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5 years

this is a boyfriends only event

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5 years

Junmyeon isn’t vocal in bed he’s a shrimp in bed

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5 years

I've been readying myself for Junmyeon to enlist all year and this aSSHOLE JUST SIGNS UP FOR ANOTHER MUSICAL

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5 years

time to bring back the funniest fancam of all time 🏴🏴🏴

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5 years

when Chanyeol is funny he’s an Amusement Park

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5 years

Junmyeon: "Minseok is my best friend, my lover." Minseok: "I want to check my marriage compatibility with Junmyeon."

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4 years

here are just a few the million ways Jongdae has supported Junmyeon over the years: -said Junmyeon['s voice] is his favourite & wants to see him on King of Masked Singer -attended the VIP premiere of Glory Day, Junmyeon's movie -watched The Last Kiss, Junmyeon's first musical

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5 years

remember when Kyungsoo and Junmyeon met after a short time apart and got so EXCITED they RAN INTO EACH OTHERS' ARMS FOR THE CUTEST LOUDEST BOUNCIEST HUG EVER

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4 years

NOBODY LOVES JUNMYEON LIKE THE EXOS LOVE THEIR TINY MOCHI LEADER BABY DON'T CHANGE MY MIND!!!!!!!!!!!

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5 years

SCREAMING JUNMYEON RECOMMENDED THE SUCHEN DUET????

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5 years

people being such jerks to SuhoUnionGlobal they had to lock their account one day before Junmyeon's solo album drops... and EXO fandom claims they don't know the meaning of cyberbullying. I'm tired

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5 years

you: it’s almost 2020 chen: did u mean 1920

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5 years

I can't stop laughing

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5 years

Hold the fucking phone did Junmyeon make a SUCHEN UCHIWAFSFGHFJVHJVJGGJ

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5 years

Subaek Day ver 🌞 vs Subaek Night ver 🌙

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5 years

what alternate universe does Junmyeon travel to when he zones out in this universe

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5 years

JONGDAE WHAT THE FUCK

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5 years

same energ– wait

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5 years

We all got excited when Junmyeon mentioned he's been working out because we thought it meant he's going to strip but

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5 years

I'm sorry lmao I thought I was over it but I get angry all over again at Kim Gura bringing up individual sales numbers and shittalking Junmyeon for having the lowest sales numbers and Jongdae for second lowest.

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5 years

MINSEOK WENT OUT TO DINNER WITH JUNMYEON LAST NIGHT AND TODAY HE’S AT EXPLORATION I LOVE YOU MINSEOKIE

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4 years

meng yao slips baby sizhui a cursed object holding the yiling laozu's spirit to deflect blame on to the lans but plot twist the yiling laozu is a dad first vengeful spirit second

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5 years

I can't stop laughing at this picture help

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5 years

PLEASE GIVE A RAISE TO THE CAMERAPERSON WHO CAUGHT THIS SCRONCH ON FILM WHEN HE WASN’T EVEN TALKING

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5 years

if you feel weird about your tweets remember that Jongdae said "[Junmyeon] hyung's belly button is so cute" and walked around imitating it in front of thousands and people

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5 years

if you ever feel bad about thirsting for a photocard, just take a moment to remember the time Junmyeon got and unboxed four (4) albums because he wanted his own photocard

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5 years

Remember when Junmyeon crashed CBX's Music Core recording while he was literally in the middle of filming an ep for Rich Man <333333

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Junmyeon completely and totally falling for Chanchen’s joke (that Minseok built his dining table with his bare fists) will never stop being funny

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He bought a special pen that supports the Van Gogh museum and then (presumably) used it to write a sweet note to the fans on a postcard with a Van Gogh painting on it 😢

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5 years

LMFAO I'M CRYING NETFLIX KOREA GIVING A SHOUTOUT TO IG USER KIMJUNCOTTON

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remember that time Junmyeon was just. howlin in the front seat. I don't know if context would make this better or worse

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4 years

anyway here's that video of mathyung Minseok gently bullying Junmyeon to cleanse your heart

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5 years

"it's just a trailer, it can't hurt you." the trailer:

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6 years

Sehun: I pray for you hyungs every night and this is how you treat me?? Junmyeon and Minseok:

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5 years

don't spend too much time defending Junmyeon, he's fine, he has the self-confidence of several continents squished into one teeny body

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4 years

Isn't this yibo as lwj

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4 years

his babies 🤧

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6 years

remember the time Junmyeon said Kyungsoo is his most obedient littol wolf

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5 years

holy shit is Junmyeon's post a reference to the fact that Obsession is about double EXOs???

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5 years

I’m sorry, but none of this is true. 1. Junmyeon participated in 4 SM stations and 3 OSTs, all marketed and promoted by SM. 2. Almost all of those trips were for work. I can cite receipts. Him documenting his travel for fun on IG doesn’t delegitimize his work.

SUCHEN FIRST ✨GOLDEN KIDS✨

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5 years

Sm never marketed and promoted junmyeon as a singer and now he's enlisting soon and despite him expressing his wish to release a solo album, all he could do for his last year was travel. His career is being held back by sm and it breaks my heart because he doesn't deserve this

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I have a collection of Junmyeon staring intently at a screen which I have lovingly named "hacker"

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