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Who will I be today

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Do crackheads ever say “damn I’m too broke to smoke crack today”? NO!!!! They make shit happen. That should be a lesson to everybody

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People that use Keurigs are barely sentient

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You may not want to hear it but this is the ideal male body type

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Absolute unit on the Croatian Water Polo squad. This is what elite athletic excellence looks like.

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Men should never be able to adopt children alone. NEVER!!

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Ask your politicians what they’re doing about this. Then ask your journalists why they’re not telling you.

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The dumbest bitches are tweeting like philosophers

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Hellaurr

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How is he a stay at home husband without kids. That’s just called unemployed

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Stay-at-home husbands... attractive or unattractive?

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men don’t stalk and take photographs of their victims and develop the pictures in their dingy homemade photo lab inside their Manhattan apartment anymore

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@punkroaster GAGGED N COOKED N FRIED

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Babe are you microflirting with other bitches yes or no

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You talk all gay and your shits retarded

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THIS ISNT GOTH!!!!!

ᴍʀ ᴘᴜssʏ 🇵🇸

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Since we're talking about Osama Bin Laden I just want to remind everyone that he has a goth son

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Having long nails as a man literally renders you sexless btw

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my favorite thing to do is wear sunglasses and check out every single woman’s ass brother ain’t no cheek goin unchecked

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I hit a homeless person with my Birkin today

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Your biggest hater on here is just some guy named Kevin from Ohio

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all the no responses 😂 like ok miss deep dish football field pussy!!!

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Al told me to tweet this

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Why as a grown adult are you celebrating a 7 month dating anniversary

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HowlingMutant

@Howlingmutant0

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@eva2944 @KILLTOPARTY

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I just want someone to touch it. Hold it. Kiss it. Tell me it’s not deformed. Please god please just sniff it or be around it or give it some attention just ple

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These people r tweaking

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Me when I’m around people that don’t like me

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I don’t believe in doordash or ubereats, the concept just doesn’t exist to me. Part of the price of eating fast food is waiting in line in shame to buy it and take it home

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I may be retarded but I’m sure as hell not dumb

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I had Polish food today and I don’t even really know what it was that I ordered but it looked like fucking slop and tasted alright I guess…overall 3/10 dumb as shit country

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me when he repeatedly asks me “where’s my fucking phone” and I’m sitting on it and didn’t get a chance to exit out of all the apps I was checking

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me staring at him during missionary

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Idk

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@astrologyvibez can you pleaseeeee do Aquarius!

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Hi

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I really said 🙂

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my dog just turned to me and said “as Christians we’ve gotta take on the armor of Christ and to battle against Satan” lol he’s so random

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a man that uses an android phone is so scary

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Yoooo I was RapeMachine88 follow me back

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The only people I’ve seen brag about being smarter than everyone else are delusional retards

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I do this when I don’t get my way or if something slightly annoying happens to me

Dom Lucre | Breaker of Narratives

@dom_lucre

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🔥🚨EXCLUSIVE: Bishop Amardeep has started going viral for his Christian ministry ‘with his healing power’ in Sri Ganganagar, Rajasthan India.

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meow

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It’s always funny to me when a bike person starts doing those little hand maneuvers when I’m driving behind them like sorry I don’t speak bike fageut I’m about to run you over

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I hope he sees the cryptic messages I’m leaving for him in my likes

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This would 1000% work on me

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@taraliyah Absolutely not

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Just watched a gnome catcall me and run behind this mushroom lol wtf

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where are the women and children

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@phylisajoy

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The scene at the Roosevelt Hotel is heartbreaking. Everything is needed: food, water, wet wipes, gift cards, fans, sunscreen. 46th and Vanderbilt. Helping to welcome new New Yorkers takes minutes and means so much.

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If you face reveal and you’re ugly I WILL unfollow

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when I was a kid I used to hide inside the fridge and eat containers of sour cream, my parents caught me and beat my ass multiple times

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I get a body high from pressing ‘no tip’ on the card reader and flipping it back over to the cashier

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I have never, ever joined the “complain about tipping” discourse, but the credit card reader at this restaurant just gave me tipping options that were 20%, 22.5%, and 25%

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fuck off and go back to your street shitting and drinking from the Ganges river!!!!!!

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This is the national dish of Finland. It consists of meat, potatoes, no flavor, and no happiness

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@JohnHinckley20 They don’t know who they’re messing with! - your biggest supporter

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Never forgetting the look I got from the museum worker at the Met when I showed her my ID and got to choose my donation amount and gave her a cent for entry

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This bitch really named herself BEANS

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Sock has met their match

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@JohnHinckley20 happy birthday king I am forever enamored by your presence I would be willing to do anything even something very drastic to get you to notice me

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You don’t have BPD you’re just a scumbag!!

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@tinbroforever true, no adams apple and the flexing gives it away

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It’s so difficult to not tweet in a psychotic way every second

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What happened to being a normal person who isn’t a freak and doesn’t hate kids

CAMILLE PAGLIA STAN ✨ FAN ACCOUNT

@Provokatov

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Parents. Stop bringing your annoying shithead kids to the supermarket.

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Angry waman crying about men….men accusing me of lying…when did tweeting while drunk at the airport become a crime

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Why did he do this

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me waiting for him to enter REM sleep so I can safely take his phone and go through every single byte of information I can access at the foot of the bed

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@JohnHinckley20 So true John. What would you say is the best way to impress someone?

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Women stop getting retarded bangs challenge impossible

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LESBIAN BITCH!!!

End Wokeness

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7 officers arrested an autistic girl from her home in the UK for saying this cop looks lesbian. What do you think?

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Attacking people at night cured my diabetes

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Train hopper roommate couple let some other train hopper live in our room while we were out of town, then got pregnant and miscarried and burnt the fetus’s ashes into some kind of plaster ball she made into a bracelet and named it “Paul”

(i’m) shanded

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What was “the incident” at your punk house?

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@lmNOTcatholic Why do you care so bad

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Don’t come to my house pouring big cups of juice

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Why as a grown adult do you get “depressed” when it’s winter

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Getting drunk at the aquarium with my extended family and ruining everyone’s day

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This is the lake Pentti Linkola would fish in

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Just bought a lighthouse off the coast of Maine I’m so ready to never be seen again

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Moi

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@inquisitrix That was never stated but I can understand your poor reading comprehension leading you there

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Dess 💘

@DestiniYvette

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Let me see yall at 19? 👀

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Anyone that goes to the bar alone to read is looking for ATTENTION! Go to the library loser

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All I did was ask my Waffle House cook for extra cheese

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@JohnHinckley20 Thank you king I would like to say Happy Thanksgiving back you have been my rock and my motivator I am obsessed with your work I would go as far as to say it makes me want to do something drastic and large to get your attention

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Does anyone want to get weirdly too close in a very short amount of time best friends

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Trader Joe’s is demonic in the way that I step inside and suddenly do not know what I went in there to buy and I leave with gingerbread they/thems and salami

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Stuck in bed coughing my lungs out and the goblin in the attic came down to give me some elderberry syrup and healing scrolls

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Back in my amish era

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