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@mrpxssy

2 months

just dropped off another! the firemen must be like "who keeps leaving all these babies here??" LOL!

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@mrpxssy

4 months

I am not kidding when I say I laughed so hard I puked a little bit in my mouth children leaving in tears they handed out a few jellybeans and a quarter cup of lemonade at the end the cops were called to the scene this miserable looking woman surrounded by inexplicable smoke

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Actually in awe of how grim this is. Fucking outstanding

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1 year

5 minute crafts is officially a fetish account now

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2 years

This girl chose a very strange way to cook a pizza! #kitchen #pizza #cooking

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@mrpxssy

2 years

Fucked Up Looking Pizza Signs

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@mrpxssy

4 months

I want to inject stuck cybertruck content directly into my veins. I want to freebase it. this guy tried to do donuts and broke down after 1 and a half. give me more

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@StrictlyChristo

4 months

This rusty cybertruck is stuck on a Santa Cruz beach right now.

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@mrpxssy

4 months

"pro tip: cover the sound of your fart by dropping something"

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@destroynectar

4 months

What video is the reason they shouldn’t ban TikTok?

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4 months

░P░R░U░S░S░I░A░ ░I░N░ ░B░I░O░

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@CaitCamelia

4 months

my 16 year old sister just sent this to me, the American education system is in shambles

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@mrpxssy

11 months

solitary confinement cells are famous for having power outlets and a mop drain and also being janitor's closets

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@mrpxssy

8 months

Since we're talking about Osama Bin Laden I just want to remind everyone that he has a goth son

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@mrpxssy

1 year

if you ever have a chud or elon stan bluecheck in your mentions, just reply with "weed molly shrooms acid lsd adderall addies percs edibles hash oil vape plug dealer crypto bitcoin NFT alt coin unban suspended account banned I wish I had this tweet on a shirt" and mute the thread

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@mrpxssy

11 months

OSHA-certified caterpillar

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11 months

Obsessed with this saddleback caterpillar that looks like he’s wearing a tiny safety vest

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@mrpxssy

4 months

congress is trying to ban tiktok because they saw this and were consumed by fear

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4 months

the establishment fears this

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@mrpxssy

8 months

the kid smoking lmao

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@mrpxssy

5 months

lmfao

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@mrpxssy

1 year

thinking about this basic bitch sorority girl looking ass with leg tattoos of serial killers lmao

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@mrpxssy

1 year

it's so insane that Minnesota passed what the left and the labor movement have been fighting for for decades in one legislative session with a one-person democratic majority like fuck all the machine dems for real

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@mrpxssy

9 months

remember this

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@mrpxssy

8 months

my theory about this is that he doesn't know what "mommy milkers" refers to necessarily, he just saw leftists on twitter saying the phrase in jest (or not!) and thought it meant something to the LGBT's

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@mrpxssy

6 months

they should really have dollar theaters that play older movies that are publicly funded like libraries. it'll keep kids out of trouble or whatever

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@mrpxssy

1 year

threads is people plagiarizing dril tweets and people not getting them

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@mrpxssy

7 months

I would've crop dusted him as loud as possible

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@mrpxssy

4 months

would you eat the cottage cheese and radish mcmuffin they have in poland

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@mrpxssy

1 year

pizza hut apparently debuted the "too much coriander" pizza in japan just because it's stupid and will "spark conversations" with gen z and I think more companies should make products just because they're stupid and deranged lmao

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@mrpxssy

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good evening thursday evening

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2 years

"Altoona Style Pizza" in Altoona, PA

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@mrpxssy

8 months

it's giving AccuWeather

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@goldeilishgirl

8 months

Billie Eilish via Instagram stories 💚❤💛

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Infant car seat full of hot dogs

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@mrpxssy

2 years

aye lad, just take a wee shite on each slice

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5 years

Tonight's Scottish Pizza.

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@mrpxssy

10 months

POV: George W. Bush never got elected

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@mrpxssy

4 months

I love this website so much

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4 months

I Need Husband💕 I Am From USA & UK

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@mrpxssy

1 year

everyone should save this and spam elon with it lol

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@mrpxssy

1 year

venture capital dude tryna uber a couple blocks from a hotel to an olive garden in times square lmao

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1 year

I did like Uber better when it was subsidized by VCs lol

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1 year

look at the defendant's name lmaoooo

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2 months

have you ever just gotten so moved by a piece of artwork that it makes you emotional about all of the beauty in the world?

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2 years

who called it “getting nutted in” and not “getting a load of this guy”

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1 year

I forget who on here told me this story but I think about it like every day. they knew some guy who worked for Porsche in Italy and he was going through post-9/11 US customs and the agent asked "what's the purpose of your visit" and he said "oh, for the new 911" and got detained

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4 months

this is so fucking funny. fyre fest 4 kidz

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10 months

damn jimmy buffet died?? in honor of him I'm bringing out this chart of all white people. no matter who you are as long as you're white you fall somewhere on this chart

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1 year

okay shit-for-brains

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1 year

Thank god for men bc I can’t do this

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@CaitCamelia ░P░R░U░S░S░I░A░ ░I░N░ ░B░I░O░

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4 months

le epic meme! can I see your hard drive real quick I just wanna check something

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@elonmusk this would be a much better show

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8 months

oh my god?????

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2 years

In 2002, Pizza Hut hired Ween to write a song for a commercial for a brand new product, their stuffed crust pizza. Ween sent them six songs and Pizza Hut rejected every one of them. This song, "Where'd the Cheese Go?", is one of them.

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2 years

hey check out the pizzas at that star wars hotel that costs $5,000/night lmaoooo

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1 year

lmao andrew tate's hair grew in in prison and now he just looks like a run-of-the-mill pervert

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1 year

i mean it was already fake and clickbait just to generate $$$ so why not throw fetish views into the mix?

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6 months

lmaooooo

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6 months

That "I'm Unable to Assist with This Request it goes Against OpenAI use Policy and Encourages Unethical Behavior" looks really comfy.

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1 year

weed molly shrooms acid lsd adderall addies percs edibles hash oil vape plug dealer crypto bitcoin NFT alt coin unban suspended account banned I wish I had this tweet on a shirt homework essay help website cash app venmo paypal sugar daddy baby I need a shirt of this

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7 months

my cat when she's eating my spider plant

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8 months

He loves western movies and loves painting Americana

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1 year

i really, REALLY hope she got paid the appropriate rates for someone making a fetish video but i can almost guarantee she wasn’t

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9 months

he got tore up

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2 years

just a lil gem from somethingawful dot com

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8 months

he looks more metalhead than goth sure but I'm not trying to split hairs lol

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1 year

they had to set up a tiny ramp so that the cybertruck could drive up onto this small curb lmaoooo

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@mrpxssy

4 months

does anyone have the balloon guy's (and his friend's) extremely dramatic and hurted responses to this

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5 months

@benshapiro did you get out of the car and talk to anyone or did you just do poverty tourism from your car like every other conservative who comes here

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1 year

a tattoo removal business should advertise by saying "I could fix her"

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4 months

"the public works department is currently seeking contractors, please take a flyer for instructions to apply"

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4 months

@BeardedGenius “We were told to hand the kids a couple of jelly beans and a quarter cup of lemonade at the end.”

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2 years

oh my god

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7 months

omg. unions in Sweden, which has the highest electric car ownership percentage, are blockading Tesla cars in their ports, and Tesla really wants to get their cars there because of their EV ownership rates so they tried sending them to Denmark whose unions also blockaded them lmao

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2 years

wh- what

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5 months

discovered r/sinkpissers, and if global warming is stopped it'll be all thanks to them

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1 year

@JonAlton4 it may surprise you to hear this but you can be hot and be a basic bitch at the same time

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3 months

this you?

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3 months

This is a psyop to make you gay “Muscle mommy” fetish is literally homosexuality First it was the vax Then they got TikTok brain kids to goon over these “women” If you have ever found yourself attracted to this you desperately need to raise your test levels.

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2 years

"This place serves pizza with cold cheese!"

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11 months

🤔🤔

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11 months

don't like white? just do this instead:

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1 year

^ perfected one lmao it's a bot summoning circle

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8 months

if he was clever he would've said SMOL BEAN casserole

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3 months

@G__R__A__G @gegtik he said

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1 year

that's MISTER Wrecked and Abandoned Vessel, its Engines, Tackle Apparel, Appurtenances, Cargo, Etc., Located Within One (1) Nautical Mile of a Point Located at 41 43' 32& #34 ; North Latitude and 49 56' 49& #34 ; West Longitude, Believed to be the R.M.S. Titanic TO YOU!!!!!!

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2 years

I perused my local pizza joints and ordered the most weird and fucked up sounding one I could find, and folks, I present to you: General Tso's Chicken Detroit Style Pizza

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9 months

@supreetkay I was looking at the chef's bio and lost it when I read this part. like I fuckin hope so!!!

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6 months

I feel like I'm destined to befriend whomever is the owner of the Trans Am

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9 months

@ChodehouseG a true comrade

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1 year

@brianvan yeah she definitely was not paid enough for that

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7 months

it remains really funny to me that all the MAGA chuds stormed the capital but once they got inside they didn't know how to do an actual, real coup d'etat so they just smeared shit on the walls and made a mess of everyone's papers

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11 months

amazing that people in solitary don't just walk out the door that's there

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someone sent this to me and I'm fucking dying

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1 year

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2 years

if you liked cheeseburger pizza, get ready for: PIZZA CHEESEBURGER

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4 months

it looks like "house of illuminati" is essentially a wedding planning company, but they advertise their events with these AI-generated pictures and descriptions and then when you look at their actual events, it's 2 weddings with a bunch of hanging fabric & slinkies, respectively

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if you've ever liked Da Share Z0ne, you should know that it was hijacked by Drew Toothpaste from one of its main creators, a trans woman @janem00n . she was left destitute after he pulled the plug and ran off with $200k that was raised from fans. please read da shared d0c below

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she supports the IDF when she should be supporting the SPF

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@AndreaNimchuk I say Go For It!! I did 👍🙏❤️

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look at these idiots!!!

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2 years

how is this not somehow in England

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1 year

we all live in the illusion of freedom, a mass collective hallucination of free will

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The Chicken Orb gives chickens the freedom to forage outside of the chickenyard and in the garden without fear of getting eaten. You pop a chicken in the Orb, secure the orb gate, escort the chicken to a suitable foraging area, and away they go. The chicken moves the orb in its

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loooool

Dr. Beast (Better than Mr. Beast)

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Whoops

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oh my god?????

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10 months

think of all the dozens of steps in the production of star trek at which this could've been prevented, all the people at each step who had the opportunity to say "hmm maybe we should put some padding or change the costume"