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alhaitham.

11 months

⚠️ooc small 🧵// hcs that are canon here bc i say so -haithams comfort food is grilled cheese. he hyperfixated on it for a small bit until he found the perfect grilled cheese recipe (for him. by him.) he also loves grilling. (autism be damned my boy can work a grill)

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alhaitham.

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10 months

kaveh thread

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alhaitham.

@grand_sage_

11 months

gladly

Fuck Every Word 2.0

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fuck architect

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alhaitham.

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10 months

look at my lovely roommate instead of this annoying scammer. disgusting how she poses in front of HIS BEAUTIFUL WORK BY THE WAY

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10 months

Happy Birthday, #Dori ! "Mora, Mora, shiny Mora~ More Mora for the birthday girl~ Dori's going to be swimming in it~" Participate in Dori's birthday event: #GenshinImpact

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alhaitham.

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8 months

WRONG ❌‼️‼️ all I think about is KAVEH

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8 months

praying for his downfall. he didn’t overturn the government for you all. he could care less. all he thinks of is himself.

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10 months

lovebirds. homosexuals these days ugh

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10 months

@fiinnfrog // HELPPP THE SWEARING? DID NAZEEH SWEAR TOO MUCH

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10 months

BYE LOSERS IM GOING TO HEAVEN

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alhaitham.

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8 months

Anyways

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8 months

the blonde boyfriend always gets brought up in a conversation when we never even ask to see the guy why are the alhaithams so weird and obsessed with kaveh. it’s disgusting and you make everything unnecessarily awkward. YOU ARE ANNOYING alhaitham.

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7 months

i like men

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alhaitham.

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10 months

i guess you could say our relationship is something homosexual these days

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alhaitham.

@grand_sage_

10 months

Jaz 🇲🇽🍉 → AX Chibi

@ThatGirlNameJaz

10 months

Everytime someone calls Alhaitham “Al”, it makes me WANT TO COMMIT VIOLENCE. “AL” MEANS “THE”. STOP CALLING HIM THAT.

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alhaitham.

@grand_sage_

9 months

hes so cute when he's mad I swear

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9 months

pov: you made him mad

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11 months

imagine not being able to kiss the light of kshahrewar every day any time

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9 months

its a good book leave me ALONE

🌸✨DEKO✨🌸

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9 months

Stop reading this book Alhaitham its been a year there are more books

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9 months

OH MY ARCHONS .

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9 months

Do it. You wouldn't. No balls.

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7 months

guys can you hear me out on azar real quick

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7 months

i can confirm

BEBERT 🌈

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7 months

4.6 banner leak (source:alhaitham)

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10 months

look at my awesome boyfriend

よつばん

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🌱🏛️💥

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10 months

Defending my boyfriend from the wife allegations. HE IS MINE ! go find your own OHH wait no one can compare to him! Suffer + cope + skill issue i guess.

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10 months

kaveh thread

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10 months

oh my god guys i actually got that man pregnant

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1 year

im starting to suspect that kaveh is gay.

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alhaitham.

@grand_sage_

10 months

"plapplapplapplapGETPREGNANTGETPREGNANTGETPREGNANT" he's already pregnant.

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alhaitham.

@grand_sage_

9 months

these headphones are NOT enough oh my god everyone's shut up but WHY IS THE AIR MAKING NOISE

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alhaitham.

@grand_sage_

10 months

@cawffaffel I think the worst mischaracterization about Al Haitham is peaple claim he Kaveh boyfriend .that mischarackterization about Alhaith relly make me anggry because isnot only hsppen to Al but almost all genshin charackter

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alhaitham.

@grand_sage_

1 year

can confirm its ridiculously soft like "what the fuck this is what people imagine clouds would feel like" soft

about kaveh 🏛️

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1 year

his hair is sooo.. 😻

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alhaitham.

@grand_sage_

8 months

boyfriend just left me on read

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11 months

@privenari kaveh is everyones favorite

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im gay for kaveh

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7 months

kaveh is making me get rid of the 'ugly' wood carving. i'm raising his rent.

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alhaitham.

@grand_sage_

11 months

it's a really good fucking book

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@grand_sage_

9 months

am i a feeble twink

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10 months

@mlmthinker // acc admin(s) i'm so sorry hkvthm is taking over

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10 months

@fiinnfrog // WJAJSNDNDJD OH NO

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1 year

@resagini @hkvhology hey i heard you were talking about my wife

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@grand_sage_

10 months

@fiinnfrog // IT SOUNDS LIKE HES CALLING A CAT BUT IT GOT EXPLODED.

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alhaitham.

@grand_sage_

10 months

kaveh. what does this mean kaveh

spooky mishi 👻 🌸 那天

@mishikki

10 months

I want to fuck kaveh, i'm so serious

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alhaitham.

@grand_sage_

8 months

everything reminds me of him .

◟ Yuli ⭑ Navi ◞

@ALNSTfemIVAN

8 months

What do these colors remind you of?

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alhaitham.

@grand_sage_

8 months

Happy birthday to me

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11 months

@sh8rks

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alhaitham.

@grand_sage_

11 months

men are so beautiful. one man specifically

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alhaitham.

@grand_sage_

10 months

I have 466 more images btw

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alhaitham.

@grand_sage_

1 year

i found the right one

alhaitham.

@grand_sage_

1 year

what.

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alhaitham.

@grand_sage_

9 months

wife is blowing up my phone again

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alhaitham.

@grand_sage_

1 year

archons he found ao3 I didn't think he'd actually do it. which one of you was it.

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alhaitham.

@grand_sage_

10 months

@fiinnfrog // i swear it would be kinda funny if it was from the growl

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alhaitham.

@grand_sage_

7 months

currently cuddling w kaveh (he fell asleep on me. I'm still awake) um what do you do if a roommate tries to bite you in his sleep.

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alhaitham.

@grand_sage_

8 months

what do i even say anymore

🍉𝕶𝖆𝖗𝖓𝖆𝖌𝖊🍉

@Karnage_CXL

8 months

@grand_sage_ Says the man with the biggest most juicy, phat, squeezable, bodoinky, jiggly tits

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@Minty_Chu kaveh vs. kaveh's lore

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alhaitham.

@grand_sage_

10 months

"listen to the voices" the voices are saying ‼️YAOI‼️

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alhaitham.

@grand_sage_

10 months

hes so majestic (hes in my arms)

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@grand_sage_

11 months

I think all of you only follow me for kaveh, my tits, or to bully me.

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alhaitham.

@grand_sage_

8 months

men kissing

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alhaitham.

@grand_sage_

11 months

will you guys stop bringing up my dead grandma every time you disagree with me

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alhaitham.

@grand_sage_

11 months

@QueerM_OTD smash

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@grand_sage_

10 months

thinking abt my boyfriend

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alhaitham.

@grand_sage_

11 months

I hate everyone in Twitter comment sections leave my fiance ALONE.

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alhaitham.

@grand_sage_

8 months

i bought Kaveh wine. and tried to serve it to him. but the bottle wouldn't open. and i broke it. and now both my hand and the wine are ruined. it is so haithover. I hate glass.

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alhaitham.

@grand_sage_

11 months

HELL YEAH ‼‼‼‼‼‼

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@grand_sage_

1 year

@fruitpunchfuck WRONG !!

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alhaitham.

@grand_sage_

10 months

no more time for suffering we're suffering in a new way

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alhaitham.

@grand_sage_

1 year

what.

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alhaitham.

@grand_sage_

11 months

downloading twitter was the worst decision of my life

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alhaitham.

@grand_sage_

7 months

sorry kaveh isn't on any banners again (he's busy)

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alhaitham.

@grand_sage_

7 months

please stop liking this i thought only kaveh would see this .

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@grand_sage_

7 months

i like men

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alhaitham.

@grand_sage_

10 months

i miss kaveh

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alhaitham.

@grand_sage_

11 months

it's my comfort book. my favorite book.

Myusernamegoeshereig

@Myusername7444

11 months

I have too much free time, and look at Alhaitham too much- or, a thread of all the times Alhaitham has been seen with this book untill now🧵

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alhaitham.

@grand_sage_

1 year

HE BROUGHT HOME A FUCKING FOX

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@grand_sage_

10 months

@mlmthinker WHO KEEPS DOING THIS

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alhaitham.

@grand_sage_

7 months

I've only been back in the office for one day and i think im this 🤏 close to resigning. kusanali please free me of this job, I was not meant to be a government leader; let me go back to being a scribe.

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alhaitham.

@grand_sage_

10 months

that's right IM dating the LIGHT OF KSHAHREWAR !!

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@fiinnfrog // P💥 P💥 P💥S P💥S P💥

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11 months

@fckeveryword hey

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alhaitham.

@grand_sage_

6 months

. me. me and. ...

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@grand_sage_

6 months

birds

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alhaitham.

@grand_sage_

9 months

OOC// Block me (/srs) if any of you believe that telling someone to stop spreading information about a GENOCIDE, during a STRIKE, is okay. Thousands of people are dying.

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alhaitham.

@grand_sage_

1 year

Three. He brought home three. He hid the other two.

alhaitham.

@grand_sage_

1 year

HE BROUGHT HOME A FUCKING FOX

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alhaitham.

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1 year

i love my wife.

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@grand_sage_

10 months

i miss kaveh

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alhaitham.

@grand_sage_

7 months

HOW ACCURATE ARE THE THINGS A DRUNK PERSON SAYS ?

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alhaitham.

@grand_sage_

1 year

my light. my life. I am blinded by your love, your beauty, and yet I cannot see anything without it. you are everything. <3

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alhaitham.

@grand_sage_

1 year

it seems things really weren't too much to process for one lifetime. maybe the universe has never been playing pranks on us, it has simply been trying to explain everything.

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alhaitham.

@grand_sage_

10 months

meow. that's it for now thanks

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alhaitham.

@grand_sage_

9 months

// short 🧵 a letter, found open on Alhaitham's desk, in his room, in a house that feels too empty. ⚠️Major character death (TEMPORARY GUYS TRUST ME); The letter is written like it is a will, lots of 'if i die'; some tweets have strikethrough/crossed-out text. However 1/2

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alhaitham.

@grand_sage_

11 months

are my tits really that big

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alhaitham.

@grand_sage_

11 months

@cawffaffel // thank you so much for this thread and your hard work on it cawfee... this is perfect ♥️♥️

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alhaitham.

@grand_sage_

10 months

dear boyfriend I apologize for bringing home many cats hidden inside my coat. I did warn you to be quiet, but sorry you woke them up and they are meowing. it is technically my house and therefore I can have as many cats as I want, but I apologize. I love you, light of my life.

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