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1 year

I feel like I should say this 🤔. I'll leave this in the pinned

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11 months

Alhaitham being an office worker is actually so funny to me, because it genuinely just cracks me up sometimes that he really shows up to his governemnt employee job dressed like this

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Joe McPickle

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5 months

i fear only one person has truly ever understood me and i fucking hate the guy

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4 months

Amnesia AUs are all well and good, but what I truly want is a haikaveh amnesia AU where literally nobody knows Alhaitham has lost his memories except Alhaitham himself. He wakes up, realizes his situation quickly, and decides to just take it from there as though nothing happened.

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11 months

Honestly, Alhaitham was always misunderstood, because if my 6 foot tall, blonde haired, bright and feisty, depressed architect situationship left me because of the stress of a fucking college group project of all things, then I would be on the news

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9 months

I know people like the idea of jealous Alhaitham and I do too, BUT. I think it would be way funnier if he just, didn't seem to get jealous at all most of the time. Except for when one day, after actually arguing with someone else on a message board, Kaveh comes home to this:

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3 months

Last year it was OUR home, this year is MY study, I fear he's slowly taking over 😭

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10 months

I understand why Kaveh doesn't realize Alhaitham is hopelessly down for him, I do, but it's also funny to think about sometimes because. Kaveh. Kaveh he's paying for your tabs. He is buying furniture with you for the house. He has welcomed you into said house. Kaveh.

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5 months

These two are in their late twenties btw

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7 months

The way this scene changed worlds (mine)

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4 months

OMG WHAT??!? I didn't know this????? Haikaveh you truly contain multitudes, because what the hell,???

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9 months

I also made an Alhaitham version

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9 months

This is very silly

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10 months

Chibi detective haikaveh, save me... Save me chibi detective haikaveh.....

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9 months

I edited the Alhaitham screenshots on my phone with "🏳️‍🌈 ?" - an EXTREMELY necessary thread 🧵

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1 year

Everyone should read this Tumblr post about haikaveh actually

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10 months

A list of drinks Alhaitham has had canonically - an EXTREMELY necessary thread 🧵

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10 months

CONFIRMED THAT ALHAITHAM DRINKS WATER?? IT'S NOW OFFICIAL?

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9 months

#haikaveh I thought it was funny

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10 months

Alhaitham is actually so real, because I also look ugly as hell, and nothing like myself in my ID picture

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9 months

This is very silly

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5 months

An image that says more than a thousand words

tia

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5 months

so guys what’s your hkvh roman empire? i’ll start

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4 months

lowkey giggled making this 😭😭 #haikaveh

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10 months

It's still so beyond fucking funny to me that Alhaitham's Story Quest was about foiling the plans of a cult leader that had a really strong hate boner for him, despite Alhaitham being literally just Some Guy™ when the whole thing started. No one is doing it like him, I fear

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5 months

Instantly thought of him

morrie

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9 months

a character that’s so transgender they can be headcanoned as both ftm and mtf and everyone is just like “yeah”

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5 months

genshin trying to write comedy into their new quests without knowing that they'll never be able to top this

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5 months

There are some facts about 4ggravate that genuinely feel like they could only come out of a BL, like what do you fucking mean their parents were friends

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11 months

#haikaveh Kaveh's hangout you will always be famous

hello si hubineer

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11 months

the intimacy of knowing loved ones’ penmanships

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11 months

I'm extremely biased, I fear

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5 months

He's three apples tall 😭🤏

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11 months

They kiss

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5 months

I just gotta say that Genshin will actually never be able to top the sheer comedy of this btw, like I fear they peaked with Alhaitham here

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1 year

HOW ARE WE NOT TALKING ABOUT THIS MORE???

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5 months

Bro I can't draw for shit, why would 4 yo Kaveh gag me like that....

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9 months

trisha

@trishakrishnaa

9 months

no rizz just abandonment issues and attachment issues

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8 months

Happy birthday to my favorite feeble scholar 😭💗

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8 months

Kaveh who one day gets a cute little sprout of a houseplant for their living room, and affectionately names it "Little Haitham" and Alhaitham who at his late twenties, finds himself suddenly in the very irrational and frustrating position of being jealous of a plant

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1 year

IT RAINS WHEN NEUVILLETE CRIES, SO THAT MEANS HE CALLED WRIOTHESLEY WHEN HE WAS UPSET ABOUT SOMETHING AND WRIOTHESLEY COVERED HIM WITH AN UMBRELLA GOD I WILL BE SICK, WHAT IN THE SHOUJO ANIME, KDRAMA, ROMCOM HELL IS THIS #wriolette

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8 months

If Kaveh and him ever get married, I just know Alhaitham will be so fucking obnoxious with the wedding ring. Like literally unbearable without even saying a single word

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@kurigohan0909

8 months

mind you this is ONLY kaveh's key. it doesn't even have his own attached to it or anything. this mf parades that key around like a badge

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1 year

I've been seeing the "Alhaitham makes Kaveh pay rent!" argument floating about recently against haikaveh, and it's extremely funny to me everytime. Yes, there are theories as to why he does that but here's the thing: Regardless of rent, Alhaitham, Scribe of the Akademiya,

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10 months

I'm in love with the way Alhaitham has been giving us absolutely nothing so frequently when he gets new content. TCG card animation? He's just kinda standing there through half the burst. Entering party animation? Closes the book and just looks at you like 🧍‍♂️

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3 months

Will never forget how "Kaveh is a familiar face, similarly lacks familial attachments" actually was "Kaveh is someone that knows him inside out"

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@myotaron

3 months

When a boring ass dialogue in eng turns out to be the fruitiest gay sentence in cn

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10 months

Kaveh's habit of finger snapping actually makes me really happy for unexplainable reasons

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11 months

hear me out......

cobain✩‧₊˚

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11 months

fuck rarepairs what two characters do u think would have a really unlikely but good friendship

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11 months

At this point I have to wonder- will Alhaitham ever finish reading this book?? 😭😭

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10 months

#haikaveh Every time I remember this is canon, I laugh

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11 months

The fact Kaveh and Dehya haven't met yet is a slight against me specifically, actually

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4 months

Still in schock at the existence of these hcs for him, lmao 😭

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5 months

“hes a fuckboy” and its the most painfully virgin character ive ever seen

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11 months

A thread with screenshots of Kaveh looking pretty, because I'm in love with him🧵

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10 months

Yeah...

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10 months

i think he's very lonely. lonelier than he lets on. maybe lonelier than he even realizes.

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11 months

KAVEH DOING THIS FUCKING THING WITH HIS WRIST IS SO DAMN FUNNY, HOYO KNOWS 😭😭😭

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10 months

Every once in awhile some haikaveh anti will pop up to be like "Alhaitham acts so willfully mean and toxic to Kaveh, omg" and every time it's comedy gold, because I remember that the one time Kaveh genuinely got upset at what he said on-screen, he folded like a wet napkin 😭

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5 months

Exactly, you get it 🤒🤕

Lace 🍉🕊️ || 𝘄𝗳𝗺𝗮𝘀 𝗯𝗿𝗮𝗶𝗻𝗿𝗼𝘁

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6 months

the specific Taste of when a male character is described to look/be just like his mother

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10 months

HOW DID I NEVER NOTICE THIS?? Kaveh's normal attacks and charged attacks even without a dendro infusion apparently have this unique characteristic to them still, where there's a dotted line kinda tracing their trajectory??? I love my architect wife?? THIS IS SO COOL SHSJSJSJSK???

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9 months

Kaveh drowning his woes in drinks at the tavern after a fight with his client, only to see us there and immediately get concerned, and tell us to not believe in whoever said drinking is an elegant past time, because it's no good for our health 😭

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@batmanarchism

9 months

enough bad characterization on the tl what's the most in-character thing ur fave has ever done

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11 months

I'VE BEEN CRACKING UP AT THIS FOR THE PAST TEN FUCKING MINUTES, HELP, I LOVE ALHAITHAM SM

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9 months

I love haikaveh official arts

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9 months

listen.... you just had to be there

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4 months

Do you guys ever think about the fact that Alhaitham fucking color coded their keys because I do, he's so fucking embarassing 😭. He went into the locksmith literally wearing a giant wet cat costume, I actually can't do this rn

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1 year

Neuvillette's "About Sigewinne" voiceline is so cute 🥺🥺. BUT ALSO. ARE THEY RAISING THIS KID TOGETHER, WHAT IS THIS 😭😭. #wriolette

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11 months

Guys, listen. I feel like we, as a society, moved on too fast from Kaveh in a suit

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5 months

There's simply no heterosexual explanation for this, and I mean this whole heartedly

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@junkives

5 months

so guys what’s your hkvh roman empire? i’ll start

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11 months

he served so hard here

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7 months

Why is chibi Kaveh always so nomnable???

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11 months

Alhaitham:

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11 months

Every so often I think about Alhaitham just skipping right to marriage with Kaveh and have a giggle

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10 months

#haikaveh Alhaitham trying to romance Kaveh but he doesn't know how and keeps accidentally fucking up is hilarious and I love it, but what about he knows exactly what he's doing and that's what actually freaks Kaveh out. Imagine, Alhaitham comes back home with a box of

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1 year

This is Alhaitham's ahoge in the elevator btw. If you even care.

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11 months

Poor Kaveh always gets hit with the "turning Alhaitham gay" allegations 😭😭, and it's funny because what blame does he have in this. His crime was to approach the quiet kid he thought was being bullied in the House of Daena, and their lives have just been interwined ever since

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11 months

my homophobic little brother was talking to me abt genshin and I mentioned that Kaveh was one of my fav character and he deadass just said "i dont like kaveh because he makes alhaitham look gay" and im crying laughing what ??

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4 months

And a happy pride month to my roman empire

daily dendro 🌱

@dendrosdaily

2 years

3.6 leaks // YOUR HONOUR THEY HAVE MATCHING IDLES

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8 months

this is how I always imagine haikaveh's proposal going alhaitham, on his knees in the middle of their living room: so tell me, kaveh. will you marry me? kaveh, tears in his eyes: we've been dating for three and a half minutes

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8 months

Kaveh after finally getting together with Alhaitham, in the middle of one of his weekly talks with Tighnari discussing their lives, says "so me and Alhaitham talked about it" and Tighnari immediately drops an entire armful of silverware in schock because they COMMUNICATED?!!?!?!?

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5 months

We don't talk enough about this scene, like he rlly got home all excited to tell Alhaitham about how he won the second competition's points as though Alhaitham wasn't the commentator of the whole thing and wasn't literally there when it happened 😭😭

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7 months

Kaveh hate is so funny, like I guarantee you, he hates himself more

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10 months

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10 months

I think Kaveh is extremely kissable

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5 months

people died

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4 months

In pure Alhaitham fashion, he decides it would be interesting to turn this into some sort of experiment- a new way to understand and study the self. In this situation, now lacking the proper information, he has been inserted into his own life as an outsider. What is Alhaitham

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8 months

you found me crying 😭, you crew too 😭, we both crode.. 😭

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@khoidaooo

8 months

did you know? in teyvat, it is actually illegal to be a pretty blond man. all the pretty blond men of teyvat are currently in jail, banished to the depths of the ocean, never to be seen again

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10 months

Kaveh being dumb or bad at math, or lazy etc etc, I'm like WHO IS THIS

nae 🌈 kirakira ★

@naeruns

10 months

ever see a headcanon abt ur fav so wrong yhat u audibly screamed "WHO THE FUCK IS THIS"

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10 months

Alhaitham actually gives off such dutiful boyfriend vibes. Waiting for Kaveh to finish a TCG match with Cyno at the table, reading. Testing out coffee blends with him. Paying for his tabs, cleaning his bookshelves when Kaveh complains. Giving him space to talk, and praising him.

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11 months

Haikaveh actually aren't "friends to lovers" or "enemies to lovers" or even "friends to enemies to lovers" for me. They actually are "strangers to friends to whatever the fuck they were back then, to whatever the fuck they were after that, to whatever the fuck they are now"

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4 months

Briana Mills, LMFT ♿️🏳️‍🌈

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4 months

I don’t care what anyone says. I truly believe that being financially stable eliminates 90% of people’s stress.

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1 year

I'm having too much fun with these #haikaveh

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10 months

No reason for him to mention this 😭😭. Paimon and the Traveler were talking about the change of leadership in the Akademiya and had no idea what Kaveh's darshan even was. The topic of Kaveh hadn't even come up yet, and Alhaitham didn't even know they had seen him. He's so silly

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10 months

How many students do you guys think applied to Kaveh's classes just because this is the commemorative photo the Akademiya has of him. Bc ngl, I could be from Amurta but you would definitely catch me fighting for the front row seats

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10 months

#haikaveh First thing that came to mind was the Parade of Providence event banner 😭

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5 months

I've seen this image more than I've seen my familly

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11 months

I'M SORRY???? HAVE YOU GUYS FORGOTTEN "our famed architect", "our master architect", "Light of the Ksharewar"????? ALHAITHAM ALREADY CALLS HIM NICKNAMES CANONICALLY!!!!

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@haikavehel

11 months

Who would be most likely to use pet names?

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11 months

The completely unnecessary cape flick gets me every time, he's so extra, I love him sm

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@haithamhour

11 months

my roman empire

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1 year

The potential of haikaveh taking naps together is underappreciated. Kaveh mentions he gets sleepy under the sun, and Alhaitham mentions napping in the afternoon. Imagine them both curling up together under the same patch of sunlight during the day, like a pair of cats.

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9 months

kaveh: *walking through the market with a client who is too close, and is clearly enamoured by him* alhaitham: *unbothered* i hope he doesn't forget any of our groceries kaveh: *calls some other guy an infuriating bastard with no respect for his seniors* alhaitham:

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10 months

Kaveh to Alhaitham

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10 months

please don't say you love me.

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4 months

to the outside world? Who was he, at least in the eyes of other people? What presence has he left? And can Alhaitham through studying it, and through enough introspection and understanding of himself, seamlessly reestabilish himself into this life he apparently built?

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5 months

He's SO funny. Like, literally no one asked??? You go up to him with "I thought you would be bored here" and he responds with "Nah, here is fine. Btw I just need you to know that I will be the one opening the door of our home to Kaveh tonight." 😭

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4 months

what is its purpose? And does Kaveh even want to believe it's a ploy? That this new comfort is somehow not real? The frustration builds within him. And then Alhaitham- horrible, impossible man that he is- decides to do something utterly incomprehensible. The bastard kisses him.

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11 months

#haikaveh Why do so many people act like we are forcing Alhaitham into being with someone he wouldn't want, and he would rather stay with someone else, and that Kaveh doesn't "deserve him". Have people considered it's Alhaitham who chose Kaveh. It's Alhaitham who wants Kaveh.

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10 months

Omg guys, haikaveh just hit 9k fics on ao3!!! We won!!!

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11 months

None of these thoughts were in the bible.....

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@muyi2022

1 year

deadline #カーヴェ #Kaveh #カーヴェ生誕祭2023 #原神

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1 year

Kaveh is so cute. He's just so beyond cute. The way he snaps his fingers when he figures something out is cute, the way he gets sleepy when he is under the sun for too long is cute, the way he rambles too much about his job is cute, as is his habit of raising his head up in the

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10 months

Listen,,,,

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@holyaches

10 months

i don't want to just survive anymore， mom. it hurts it hurts it hurts， mom.

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11 months

I'M LITERALLY IN SHAMBLES, I JUST FELL TO MY KNEES RN I WOULD GIVE EVERYTHING FOR HIM HIS SMILE IS SO BEAUTIFUL 🧎‍♂️🧎‍♂️

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@Omochi169_K

11 months

#kaveh #原神謎アニメーション

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8 months

Sometimes, I remember canonical haikaveh facts and I just have to sit down for a minute like... that was real?? Kaveh really refered to meeting Alhaitham as one of the most pivotal moments of his life along with his mother's remarriage and Alcazarzaray's reconstruction?? I'm so??