lebron james holzhauer @glaivemaster69 Twitter profile

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lebron james holzhauer

@glaivemaster69

3 years

my strongest tweets would kill you, traveler

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lebron james holzhauer

@glaivemaster69

3 years

Very sick that I have been messaging in my new jobs whatsapp chat for 2 weeks without remembering that this is my profile picture

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2 years

hot girls are weepy and unendingly moved by matters of life and love

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2 years

eventually they are going to need to invent a number bigger. Than 100

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2 years

having a boyfriend is crazy. patriarchy much? just playing. love having sex with guys

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5 months

you know what a 6 pack of beer needs? a 7th beer

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2 years

jerking off should be scarier

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@wnbagirlfriend good pussy sounds like ж

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@louieburmeister damn she got your ass

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2 years

if I got traded i would be like great just great how long has everyone been mad at me

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2 years

shirts versus skins chess game

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lebron james holzhauer

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6 months

@moongrudge the little shrug everyone does at the same time kill me

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lebron james holzhauer

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2 years

grave digger is a beautiful name for a girl

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lebron james holzhauer

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1 year

thoughts on Putin coming out as bi?

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lebron james holzhauer

@glaivemaster69

8 months

Pubity

@pubity

8 months

Search “this tweet has been deleted” in your camera roll and post your favorite

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lebron james holzhauer

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2 years

@hastifliche if only they knew I had WH on my side I would never be trespassed against again

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1 year

if jesus sees his shadow on sunday there’s six more weeks of easter

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2 years

mewtwo is so fucking scary. sorry

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2 years

youre disrespecting a future us army woke war III veteran

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1 year

i hate this man with my life

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1 year

beautiful

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lebron james holzhauer

@glaivemaster69

2 years

on my old account I followed a guy whose bio was ‘im the guy at the party in the corner fucking the dog’ and it is the funniest thing I’ve read to date still i miss him cant find him hope he’s having fun

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lebron james holzhauer

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1 year

two more complicated grains of rice

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lebron james holzhauer

@glaivemaster69

3 years

@verylowenergy ceo soon come

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lebron james holzhauer

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1 year

the tree i cherish most outside of my window has turned the most beautiful shade of light green. this tree is so important to me. i can not properly articulate how much this view makes me cry. i love you dear tree

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lebron james holzhauer

@glaivemaster69

2 years

happy birthday to me (29) and the george bush shoeing incident (14) and nostradamus (519)

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@glaivemaster69

2 years

i think the way men walk up stairs is unnecessary

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lebron james holzhauer

@glaivemaster69

9 months

are you mad at me

Physics In History

@PhysInHistory

9 months

One question you would ask Einstein if you were in this lecture hall ✍️

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lebron james holzhauer

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8 months

uber driver asked my name and i said danielle and he said daniel is his middle name and he said ‘did you know it means judged by god’ and I said yes and that i really am and laughed and he does a big sigh and says maaaaan me too lmao

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lebron james holzhauer

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2 years

my neighbor is soo bad at smoking weed. cough city hes the mayor

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lebron james holzhauer

@glaivemaster69

2 months

someday the weather app will say AIR QUALITY ALERT and ill open it and it’ll say ‘its the best its ever been :-)’

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lebron james holzhauer

@glaivemaster69

1 year

hey can you follow me into the reactor core? no reason

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lebron james holzhauer

@glaivemaster69

2 years

@wnbagirlfriend i am simply historys greatest victim 😌

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lebron james holzhauer

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1 year

‘happy’ international womens day? how about you stop telling women to smile??

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@glaivemaster69

1 month

guy in dsa shirt not tipping me is extremely fun and funny to me

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lebron james holzhauer

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2 years

im in my neighbors basement cooking up a little something I call adderall 2

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lebron james holzhauer

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9 months

neighbor who has sex too loud and watches marvel movies too loud is on his 100th hour of listening to elliott smith too loud

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lebron james holzhauer

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2 years

don’t get what’s happening in britain right now. need a British google that i can type ‘whats all this then’ into

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lebron james holzhauer

@glaivemaster69

2 years

i truly do believe wanting to govern other people is a personality defect… incurable and terrifying.. whether you’re with me or against me i don’t trust you if you’re above me…

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lebron james holzhauer

@glaivemaster69

8 months

off drugs 3.5 years today going to treat myself by telling myself that my receded gums from them are kind of cute 😌

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lebron james holzhauer

@glaivemaster69

1 year

@skatie420 they hate bravery on here… Sad!

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lebron james holzhauer

@glaivemaster69

2 years

ill meet anyone. i don’t care. ‘hi’ ill say to them and it wont be a problem

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lebron james holzhauer

@glaivemaster69

10 months

told tugboat she could bring one toy to spend the weekend at her uncle Chris’ house

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@glaivemaster69

2 years

bugs are girls

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lebron james holzhauer

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2 years

birds are liminal creatures between heaven and earth and to like them is to align yourself with ascension

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lebron james holzhauer

@glaivemaster69

2 years

googling pics of the queen young to see if I’m sad or not

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lebron james holzhauer

@glaivemaster69

1 year

hi! haven’t talked to you in awhile. are you still living in the hollowed out bark of an old tree?

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lebron james holzhauer

@glaivemaster69

9 months

new customer review about me just dropped 🥰

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lebron james holzhauer

@glaivemaster69

1 year

when i was a kid i used to think that fire alarms were all connected to the fire department. i imagined like a switchboard with a little light blinking showing that an alarm went off somewhere and then they would go. still kind of do

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1: 🙂 2: 😰 3: 🙂 4: 🙂

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lebron james holzhauer

@glaivemaster69

6 months

worried the pop tart inventor went to hell freaking myself out thinking about it

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lebron james holzhauer

@glaivemaster69

2 years

here is my kitty her name is tugboat i get her November 1st :’)

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lebron james holzhauer

@glaivemaster69

2 years

underwater defending the great lakes from invasive carp with a gun

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lebron james holzhauer

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13 days

judo would piss me off do not tug on my shit

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1 year

heyyyyyyyy

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2 years

lmao thank you to the empaths at doordash

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lebron james holzhauer

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3 years

damn my wife keeps packing me knuckle sandwiches for lunch

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lebron james holzhauer

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9 months

they put me at the kids table again

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lebron james holzhauer

@glaivemaster69

3 months

i hacked my mental health and now i dont freak out or go crazy that much any more

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lebron james holzhauer

@glaivemaster69

8 months

gm happy 30th birthday to me and happy 15th birthday to the guy throwing his shoes at george w bush

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lebron james holzhauer

@glaivemaster69

2 years

bro quell your sense of wonder youre scaring the hoes

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lebron james holzhauer

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2 years

if you change your emojis from the default yellow guys you are idpol

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lebron james holzhauer

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i am thankful for many things but mainly my childless engineer uncle still sending me 100 big ones for my birthday at the age of 30

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2 years

@wannabfisherman lmao i love appealing to a range of human emotion on god

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lebron james holzhauer

@glaivemaster69

2 years

few people deserve knowing the divine grace of love

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@myhandsbecold

2 years

Breaking news: embarrassing women on TikTok are getting off on the theoretical concept that their ex resents his wife because of them

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when people spell yogurt with an h in there I’m like mensa alert

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1 year

would you respect me if i was your beautiful docent… be honest…

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1 year

they don’t tell you that every moment is an infinite blessing

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2 years

made 100$ tonight. good. i Love 100$ and the universe knew that

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2 years

will i see you there

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@heretic_acolyte embarrassing… L behavior…. their Absence of grindset is glaring…

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7 months

what’s it mean

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lebron james holzhauer

@glaivemaster69

2 years

i like when birds are places they aren’t supposed to be. supermarkets airports you name it. howd you get in here bird

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lebron james holzhauer

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call my weed pen r f pennedy jr the way it makes my brain fucked

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2 years

do you like my sweater

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YOURE full of microplastics IM full of myself

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lebron james holzhauer

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@tp_eater lmao I thought that at first too but they hated my guts and i also have to walk through an alley to leave work lmao

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lebron james holzhauer

@glaivemaster69

2 years

i cant tell what her political beliefs are

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gm paper chasers

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@glaivemaster69

3 years

im psychically damaging you can you feel it

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lebron james holzhauer

@glaivemaster69

2 years

Pov pointing out the dumbest person I know to the police

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2 years

tugboat is home now 😌

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cute

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2 years

would you go on a little walk with her be honest

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2 years

coworker said my hair looks ‘romantic’ (pigtails) (he’s a little freak huh!!!!)

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lebron james holzhauer

@glaivemaster69

1 year

don’t know who you are. don’t care. gay loser alert

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1 year

You’re actually so fucking disgusting Dani

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lebron james holzhauer

@glaivemaster69

2 years

fell and dislocated my shoulder this morning hurt more than anything ive ever done to myself in my life and they had to cut my fav big dog tee off of me but i did get 3 mg of morphine shot into my fragile fucked up little body so 6/10 experience really

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26 days

dyed my hair for the first time in 5 years and its like i never left the game

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8 months

call me anthony davis the way im the leader in boards

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lebron james holzhauer

@glaivemaster69

1 year

hearing any opinion of war outside of ‘its bad’ makes me ill and insane, it is the only acceptable position, hack loser posters and journalists would be lost without horrors to pretend to be discussing genuinely, I hate them I hate them i hate their poisonous hearts

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lebron james holzhauer

@glaivemaster69

1 year

kev made a bed for the baby possums i rescued from the street and then brought them to a good home with other baby possums and and raccoons and squirrels :’) :’) :’)

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lebron james holzhauer

@glaivemaster69

2 years

they reclassified horseshoe crabs as arachnids and they’re doing me next

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@glaivemaster69

6 months

kev got me a novelty swatch for valentines day (im homer he’s marge)

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lebron james holzhauer

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7 months

:-)

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lebron james holzhauer

@glaivemaster69

2 months

today much like every other day is about me

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lebron james holzhauer

@glaivemaster69

1 year

nobody is talking about how i tripped on the sidewalk and dislocated my shoulder again in front of the hospital and no one is talking about how i charmed an entire er staff while they fixed it and no one is talking about how im high on morphine now. just think it’s interesting

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lebron james holzhauer

@glaivemaster69

2 years

britain sucks but they were soooo right when they introduced the idea of engaging france in perpetual warfare

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