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@girlinabasement

4 months

so much of adult life is about knowing which grocery store is best for certain items from a price and quality standpoint

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just found out the key to honing your craft is practicing it a little bit every day. this sucks

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4 years

i’m at the pandemic. i’m at the recession. i’m at the uprising. i’m at the combination pandemic/recession/uprising

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2 years

you guys have got to stop using “disassociating” when what you mean is “zoning out”

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4 years

i read the r/relationships twitter girlfriend post and my big thing is how can you be in a 6-7 year relationship with someone you don't think is funny

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@girlinabasement

7 years

once in a fiction workshop my professor critiqued a scene because "women wouldn't ask about a hookup's performance in bed" and a girl replied "that's literally the first thing you talk about" and the way he said "oh" will stay with me til i die

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7 years

[sinister narrator voice] sometimes... you don't want to get better

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@girlinabasement

1 year

molly and i are discussing men's celebrity crush red/green flags

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@girlinabasement

4 months

king come back it's your time!!!!!

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im able to instantly detect if jack antonoff worked on a song due to a visceral hatred of his production style

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@girlinabasement

4 years

i have made a guide for you all

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@girlinabasement

8 months

logging onto twitter

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@girlinabasement

3 years

Just Say Good Afternoon To Them

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@girlinabasement

6 months

every time i walk through park slope i think about how easy it would be to open bumble and marry a 35-year-old software engineer i do not love

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@girlinabasement

4 years

lol resign @NYCMayor

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@girlinabasement

2 years

can’t take a .7mm tip seriously sorry if you go above .5mm i know you don’t write notes longer than a post-it

𝘾𝙝𝙧𝙞𝙨 𝙂𝙧𝙤𝙨𝙨𝙚

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2 years

Is there a better pen out there?

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@girlinabasement

1 year

we are in agreement that the best answer to this question is "well i watched this movie when i was 11 and this actress was in it and it changed something in me"

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@girlinabasement

5 years

actually screaming

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@girlinabasement

1 year

thats right

avi 🐀🔆

@ratbitebaby

1 year

misogyny checkpoint: what’s the first tweet that shows up when you search “women” on your page ?

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@girlinabasement

6 years

can't afford a vacation rn so i'm thinking i'll drop acid at the natural history museum next time i can take a day off work

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@girlinabasement

4 years

let former catholics lead the anti-catholicism brigade please they have waited so long

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@girlinabasement

4 years

@Boringstein fond memories of having covid and sleeping 10 hours and waking up and googling “how to manage covid” and reading “on the 5th day it will get worse or better xoxoxo” and then going back to sleep for 10 hours

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@girlinabasement

4 years

the homepage of marxists dot org hasn’t been updated since 2004. every time i visit it i experience a wave of comfort not unlike the embrace of a long-missed loved one

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@girlinabasement

7 years

@shereeny as far back as i can remember ive always wanted to go viral by noting the foolishness of men

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1 year

@lppny understandable, reveals a bit about who you were as a teen (in a good way!)

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7 years

@no_talent_shan he also said "make love" a lot. this year he put out an acclaimed novel & i remain unemployed

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6 years

[banging pots and pans together] it is okay to dislike people!!!!!! you don’t have to get along with everybody!!!!! it’s normal not to get along with everybody!!!!!! stop masking your dislike of somebody in ideological terms and just say you don’t vibe with em!!!!!! it’s okay!!!!

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@girlinabasement

3 years

seinfeld isn’t a show about nothing it’s a show about how julia louis-dreyfus is one of the most beautiful women in the world

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@girlinabasement

6 years

this is the most coked-out, 5PM-on-a-friday startup bullshit i have ever read. i want to get it tattooed on me

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@girlinabasement

7 years

@no_talent_shan i never understood the phrase "life flashed before one's eyes" before this moment

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@girlinabasement

7 years

there are two types of romantic partners and they are boy toy and wife. a boy toy is less commitment and a wife is more commitment. gender does not matter. anybody can be a wife or a boy toy. these are the new rules and they are binding

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@girlinabasement

4 years

. @KamalaHarris you still on board with this or nah?

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@EdMarkey

4 years

My plan with @KamalaHarris and @BernieSanders is to guarantee - $2000 per person - $2000 per dependent - every month during this pandemic and for 3 months after

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@girlinabasement

1 year

serious question why is the camera shaking so much

Team DeSantis

@TeamDeSantis

1 year

What can we break next? 😉

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@girlinabasement

4 years

often recipes call for 12oz of pasta even though pasta is famously sold in 16oz boxes. this is due to russian interference

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@girlinabasement

6 years

mom asks me about my dating life like my plan isn’t to let my best years pass by me and then marry one of the guys on here who constantly replies to my posts

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@girlinabasement

5 years

me

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@girlinabasement

2 years

breaking off an engagement is one of the most glamorous things a woman can do

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@girlinabasement

5 years

just remembered this

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@girlinabasement

7 years

remember when somebody wrote a poem about how pisspiggrandad was a bro for fighting w rojava? this year was a fever dream

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@girlinabasement

5 years

any time you tell your man he has to dress nice for the party

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@girlinabasement

4 years

more age gap discourse imo. i bet with another round we’ll be able to keep all consenting adults from having sex with other consenting adults

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@girlinabasement

5 months

everyone grows and changes from the people they've had intimate relationships with, it's a reason to be thankful they had those relationships. if you love someone you love a version of a person who wouldn't exist without other people

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@girlinabasement

1 year

@full_legal_name they’re all like $8-12 too, like??? a slushie better change my life at that price…

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@girlinabasement

4 years

[everything is sad and scary all the time] hmmm why haven’t i been able to be creative lately

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@girlinabasement

6 years

why is it so hard to find a handsome single man with a stable job and a healthy relationship with his family and an extremely haunted house

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6 years

i love to hang out with my friends as i stare at my phone and they all stare at their phones and we talk about what we’re looking at on our phones

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@girlinabasement

7 years

on nov 4th antifa are gonna come by your place with takeout, make out for a bit, then ghost & tell all your friends it didn't mean anything

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@girlinabasement

6 years

the constitution was written by a bunch of rich guys who only read zines and greek mythology and thought black people weren’t real people which means it was essentially written by its generation’s gamergaters

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4 months

how do rappers respond to each others diss tracks without crying

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@girlinabasement

6 years

terrified of my roommate because he always leaves his door slightly ajar. even when he’s sleeping. what does he not have to hide

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@girlinabasement

6 years

will a woman ever be president? will a woman ever be the richest person in the world? will a woman ever call a drone strike on a yemeni family? will a woman ever deport a kid? will a woman ever drain wealth from the already impoverished for the purpose of buying a new yacht? wil

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6 years

the richard siken line “we have come back from jerusalem where we found not we sought” but about me coming back from the bodega with 4 bevs i wasn’t originally seeking

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@girlinabasement

2 years

“your gmail is almost out of storage.” well delete it all then, i don’t care about anything in there

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@girlinabasement

5 years

got a lil too loopy from somebody’s pen last night and apparently i thought this was something i just had to write down

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@girlinabasement

2 years

from a scientific standpoint it makes no sense to change the formula for cigarettes as the covid-19 pandemic rages on. we know that smoking prevents covid. we know this. people should be smoking even more, as a matter of public health

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@girlinabasement

7 years

if you're catholic and you salute any flag other than the vatican flag i regret to inform you that you are a protestant

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@girlinabasement

4 years

every president should have shoes thrown at them every day

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@girlinabasement

2 years

one hundred thousand likes… what do one hundred thousand people think twitter is

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how do I explain to my gen x parents that the news is something you sit down and watch for 30 minutes and not insidious background noise for the entire day

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@girlinabasement

4 years

plugging these again, get lgbtq+ and medically vulnerable people out of nyc jails by clicking here: help black trans people get housing here:

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@girlinabasement

7 years

yelp but for reviewing places you've cried

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7 years

twitter is not for political commentary, it is for jokes, selfies, and links to your friends' medical bills gofundmes

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@girlinabasement

4 years

SUCK MY DICK and CHOKE ON IT i yield my time FUCK YOU

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@girlinabasement

8 months

@prettycritical "ridiculously fucking old like 30-35"

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@girlinabasement

4 years

nyc still has 100-300 new cases of covid a day and has for months, we probably could have gotten it down to double digits by the end of june if things hadn't started to reopen. but democrats simply don't care about workers

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@girlinabasement

4 years

scrolling thru apartments on zillow has upset me once again

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@girlinabasement

7 years

how to care for your introvert during the holidays: -give them chocolate they like -wrap them in many warm quilts -roll them down a snowy hill -leave them there. if they are unable to get back to your house they are weak and bring shame to your family.

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@girlinabasement

7 years

for the record: morning is noon-4, afternoon is 4-8. night is anything after midnight. sleeping from 4-12 is the sleep schedule of geniouses

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@girlinabasement

4 years

my cousin tested positive for covid. he’s in prison in michigan, about 2000 of the ~2600 inmates there are also positive. the scope of it is devastating and infuriating. abolish prisons

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@girlinabasement

5 years

@lib_crusher

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glenn greenwald’s salon blogs about drone strikes turned me on to anti-imperialist thought so i’ve never been pleased to watch his transformation into the joker, however this current step is very funny

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4 years

imo this is the money paragraph from the nyt piece on the rise of cases in nyc

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5 months

omg the earthquake destroyed the building next to me wtfffffff

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6 years

i will find the trader joe, and make an honest man out of him

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4 years

why can’t it ever be mitch mcconnell

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6 years

I can tell the size of a man's dick just by sucking it

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6 years

we need to talk about how grimes said “phuck.” not fuck. phuck. she’s 30 years old

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2 years

bleeding all over the damn page with a .7mm tip

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@girlinabasement

6 years

i’ve been drawing pets and some people for a couple months now and i recently created an instagram to log my work. it’s @basementwindowart over there; if you would like to follow and/or hit me up for a commission, that would be very cool. here are some examples of what i do, xoxo

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6 years

seems like a good deal

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@girlinabasement

4 years

there are so many essays about people leaving nyc because the city broke their heart and they want to give california a try or whatever and not nearly as many essays about people getting priced out, evicted, etc

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6 years

“don’t tell any girls about this,” pencil on paper, sept. 2018

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6 years

shocked and astonished to learn that my very specific experiences do not determine common reality

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5 years

i’m not high but like how batshit is mount rushmore when you think about it

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6 years

seattle, the fictional setting of the long-running nbc sitcom “frasier,” is a cosmopolitan american city in which there is one coffee shop, an abundance of fine french dining options, and a three bedroom condo with an unimpeded skyline view that a radio host can afford

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met a man at the bar. he led with “i am israeli. i am against israel.” and then he talked about how he wants a career woman so he can stay home and raise the children. king

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@girlinabasement

7 years

okay i downloaded this & definitely thought i'd have to, you know, do something. or that my computer would run worse. but nothing like that happens, the program just stays there & passively raises money to bail out people. very neat would recommend

Ayesha A. Siddiqi

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introducing Bail Bloc - it lets you donate your spare computer power to generate bail for low income defenders

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@girlinabasement

4 years

i think the worst part of being single is that sometimes you want to make a big batch of guacamole but guacamole doesn’t keep super well so it feels silly to make some just for yourself. second worst part is the loneliness

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6 years

a teen in this mcdonalds is arguing that peach and rosalina wouldn’t fuck with mario because he’s too short and i’d just like to say to the short men that you are beautiful and you can be the hero of the story and get the girl of your dreams. it’s okay

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@girlinabasement

4 years

covid spread has always been a labor issue first and foremost and framing anything else as the main perpetrator is a mistake. people shouldn’t be forced to go into work! it’s not safe!

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@girlinabasement

5 years

New Year’s Eve is a fake holiday, invented to support the eyeshadow tutorial industry

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4 years

happy anniversary to one of my favorite posts of all time

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4 years

haunting

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5 years

sanders is holding his comeback rally in queensbridge park to test the loyalty of the north brooklyn bernie bros: at the end of the day, are they willing to go to queens?

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@girlinabasement

4 years

bernie went viral for his outfit and women didn’t go viral for theirs because bernie is the most popular politician in america. people love him. hope this helps!

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@girlinabasement

6 years

reasons for boyfriend: someone to watch movies with, kissing stuff?, evolving my sense of place in the world by developing intimacy with another human being, sometimes it's nice to cook food together reasons against boyfriend: don't really care for men

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@girlinabasement

7 years

adult women who shop at forever 21 get a lot of shit sometimes but you know what? you gotta wade through some horrors at f21 to find the good stuff. women who shop there are explorers and detectives and basically the closest thing to ancient hunter gatherers we have right now

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4 years

@zlingray i would rather perish

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