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@gideorlah

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@gideorlah
Karim
5 years
Religion is depriving Africans the ability to use their brains. I weep for Africa.
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Nation Africa
5 years
Kenyans pay Sh75,000 to meet TD Jakes
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Karim
4 years
Avoid PayPal at all cost even if its "the only means" to accept payment.
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Karim
5 years
Mpesa is expensive than. 1. SimbaPay 2. Neteller 3. PayPal 4. Skrill 5. WorldRemit 6. PesaLink 7. Western Union 8. Wave 9. OFX 10. Bank 11. Cash 12. XendPay 13. Xoom 14. Money Gram 15. Payoneer 16. Chippercash 17. Zelle 18. TransferWise And Many More
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Karim
7 months
Please usiongeze mtoto mwingine, niko karibu kuomoka
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7 months
Sucking from the back ndio unyonye kama ndama๐Ÿฅน
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5 years
Withdrawal symptoms ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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4 years
Chubby Alonso
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4 years
Fabrizio kanono training hard for #KOT5Aside
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4 years
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Karim
3 years
BBI brothers wakisonga itakuwa parte after parte, kwanza the fat one.
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Karim
5 years
Biggest tragedy to hit Africa after Colonization and HIV/AIDS
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Karim
5 years
No one gives a fuck about you
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Blaze Officiel
5 years
Do people genuinely reach out kukuangalia uko aje ama ni shenanigans tu
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Karim
4 years
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Karim
4 years
Staunch christians hukuwanga dwanzi ajab. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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Karim
7 months
Kila polisi ako na excitement ya kuitwa sleuth like some adolescent
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7 months
Busaa imeshika ta sere.
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Karim
4 years
Guilt imeanza ku kick-in sasa ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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Karim
4 years
Use these methods as alternatives Bitcoin Skrill Neteller Barter Perfect Money SendWave ChipperCash Payoneer WorldRemit
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Karim
5 years
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Jameson 1 ata hadai rent iekwe under cessation bana?
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Karim
5 years
Michael Olunga is tearing Japan J League ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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4 years
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Karim
4 years
I deployed 4 new websites this year and 3 apps on Google Play Store. Also learnt React, Django and Laravel. Next year we soar even higher.
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Karim
5 years
David Ndii said that BBI report is shit. So, its shit.
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Karim
6 months
@Osama_otero Hii ni condition inaitwa Baader-Meinhof phenomenon, you've added attention(subconciously) to Volvos because you love them thats why you notice them often
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Karim
5 years
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@ItsKubasu
Nebs
5 years
Awwww Kubasu๐Ÿ˜โค๏ธYou make Me happy
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Karim
5 years
Black Africans seem to know more about him than than the Arabs of Libya who overthrew him ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚.
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COLLEGE ESSAYS HELP | ASSIGNMENT|HOMEWORK HELP
5 years
Sco pa tu manaa?
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4 years
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Karim
4 years
Just clocked โ‚ฌ1000 on Google Adsense this month. Putting in more work ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ
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Karim
3 years
๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ
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Karim
3 years
Hii bet ikiingia mhindi anaenda kwa baba
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Karim
6 years
Using similarity and enlargement, solve this
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Karim
4 years
Mzungu aliunda heaven yake on earth halafu akapoint yetu kwa mawingu
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Karim
4 years
Hahaha,
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2 years
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Karim
5 years
"Sir yes sir" ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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Karim
5 years
The OG Kilundeezy ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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Karim
5 years
You only need options in looking for money. Women should never be a priority.
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Karim
3 years
Kumbe ile doo imekwama PayPal inaweza toka? Contact @Paulmwaniki16 and he'll do his thing. Thanks bro ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ’ช
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Karim
5 years
Dem Mkale akienda Nairobi huwa anajisahaulisha Kale in less than 1 year ndo akae civilised.
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5 years
Greatest Female Rapper Of All Time
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4 years
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5 years
Wanasema ni mungu ndo alileta halafu atawadefend wasiipate. Lakini ikiwapata, ni yeye ndo atawaponya. Incase (akose kuwaponya) wakufe, ni according to his/her will. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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Sir-Rap-A-Lot
5 years
Watu wa religion mnasema mungu ndio ametuma virus?
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Karim
4 years
Eden Hazard at Real Madrid 1 goal โšฝ 1 Title ๐Ÿ† Effeciency ๐Ÿ’ฏ %. #HalaMadrid #Hazard
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Karim
2 years
@amerix Incase you have funds held in your PayPal account for over 180 days, contact @Paulmwaniki16 You'll receive your funds within one hour
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Karim
6 years
Hell is there to scare small kids. This world is the real hell for adults.
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6 years
Kama hakungekua na hell mngekua mnaenda kanisa?
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Karim
3 years
Mhindi in the mud? Siet, nlilala ikiwa inauma nje mbaya sana
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Karim
2 years
@ChampionsLeague Oscar Cardoso, that goal in 2013 is still very clear in my mind
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Karim
6 years
@AbdulMohd90 @brfootball They also have the most disillusioned fans than all the other 19 teams in the epl combined.
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Karim
6 years
Andrew Kibe hutetemesha Twitter Facebook and Instagram in a 2 minute clip for a whole 6 months.
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Karim
3 years
Kama umewahi pata Mpesa kwangu, tegea in the course of the day. Move in total silence.
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Karim
4 years
Attempt ya kwanza leo iko on target. RIP mhindi
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Karim
5 years
For the next 40 Days, I'll share with you some of the documentaries from Africa and beyond that I have on my machine. A Thread:
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Karim
3 years
Piga ua! ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ’ช
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3 years
Hii bet ikiingia mhindi anaenda kwa baba
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Karim
5 years
"Tingisha gitole hewani" - Daniel Toroitich arap Moi -
@Crazy_Nairobian
Billy The GOAT
5 years
Siku hizi ni heri unyime dem mjulus lakini umpatie orgasm ๐Ÿ˜
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Karim
5 months
@Colonel_edu Nlipata 2/20 pale Moi Forces Academy ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ
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Karim
7 months
Hii Rwanda sio vile media hupotray, kila mahali inakaa Dundori ๐Ÿ˜‚
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5 years
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5 years
Avicii would have been 29 today. Rest in peace legend. #AviciiForever
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Karim
4 years
Wasee wa UON hukuwa na ego, pride na unrealistic hopes. Hapa kwa ground ndo wanapatana na reality.
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Karim
5 years
Since 1st January 2020. Spent 206k Won 822k
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3 years
This duo did Cech a bad one
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GOAL
3 years
Real ones will remember.
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3 years
My Captain Your Captain
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Karim
4 years
Arsenals next fixture; HAHA ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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Karim
6 years
Most goals from direct free kicks since the start of 2011/12 29 Juventus 25 LIONEL MESSI F.C. ๐Ÿ 24 Real Madrid 22 Lyon 21 Roma y Paris Saint-Germain 19 Liverpool
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4 years
Small wins ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ
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Karim
5 years
Kwa Kalenjin, kuna branch inaitwa Tugen. Baba mzazi hawezi show mtoi wake place kuna opportunity.
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Nebs
5 years
Mluhya Kujenga Mluhya Mwenzake huona ni Kama anataka Kushindwa...haha
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Karim
4 years
@Karabo_Mokgoko Answer is 9 Applying BODMAS, solve from left to right (a) 1 + 2 = 3 (b) 6/2 = 3 (c) 3 * 3 = 9
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Karim
4 years
Madem walikuwa na sponsors nikiwa Campus wanapigwa shtick na maisha saa hii buana. Bad thing ni ati wako na watoi.
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Karim
5 years
Mctominay is a disabled Valverde
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Homeboyz Radio
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Let's settle this...Valverde or Scott Mctominay ...Who is better? #hbrfanzone
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4 years
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Karim
6 years
Good morning @farslafasy
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Karim
6 years
Every Puskas goal since 2009. Just look at Salah's compared to the rest. Ridiculous that FIFA allows fan voting on this type of thing.
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Karim
5 years
Kuna msee aliokota 22k pale 2000 immediately after drought ya 99. Ilikuwa ya mzee flani alikuwa na tractor, vile alirudisha, mwenyewe akamwahi 1k na akamshow next time akiokota ajifunze kutumia akili. Nkimwona mi hucheka hadi wa leo ๐Ÿ˜‚
@ItsJeffreyJeff
๐ŸRASTA MANโ„ข๐Ÿ
5 years
Imagine kuokota bag iko na 100K alafu urudishie mwenyewe in this economy๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ,ile ujinga iko hii kenya!!๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ
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Karim
5 years
Twitter Cancellation Association wame cancel Eric Omondi tena. 1. Wanamcancel, wanamuncancel, 2. Repeat step 1 3. Get old and die ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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Karim
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- Enrolled to a Javascript course on Udemy and was through in 1 month. - Self-taught PHP front to back and built a complete web application - My website () hit 4 million views in under 1 year since I launched it.
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What have you achieved since January?
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Karim
5 years
@iamStellaNgugi Religious apologists taking advantage of Africa for centuries now.
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Karim
5 years
Technology vs Praying and Fasting
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Karim
4 years
My websites are gaining traction, offers flying in each 24 hours
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Karim
4 years
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Karim
6 years
Did anyone miss the "If it's not possible, I am okay with it" part?
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Karim
4 years
Chezeni na hizo balloons kwa profile. On this day 20 something years ago, the Godfather arrived.
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Karim
6 years
@Crazy_Nairobian Sokratis Papastathopoulos
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5 years
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Karim
4 years
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Karim
5 years
Where did Noah get the meat to feed the carnivores and the grass for the herbivores while in the ark? ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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Ja Loka
5 years
How did Noah manage to keep bedbugs, mosquitoes, snakes and even termites in the ark?
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Karim
5 years
Nimedhani hiyo team imeingia top four, kumbe wako firmly cemented kwa kumi bora ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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Karim
6 years
Lost in your mind I wanna know Am I losing my mind? Never let me go cc @IAmAlanWalker
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Karim
5 years
@Maryftaddoh And your worth is this tweet
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6 years
My friend studies architectural engineering for 5 years and then BOOOM Chinese convicts #TheKenyanHustle
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Karim
3 years
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Karim
5 years
@DHeadlam @72krkr @AdamCOYS @SkySportsNews Messi is bigger than Abidal. Messi is FC Barcelona.
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Karim
5 years
Only Thierry Henry and Michel Platini have scored more goals than Olivier Giroud for France.
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Karim
5 years
Sending Bruno and Fred back to Portugal and Ukraine ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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