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Impossible is Nothing ✍️🇰🇪

@Muthonikate1

2 months

Tumefikiwa😚😭❤🤣

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2 months

Petite babes thread, anyone?🤭

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@Muthonikate1

5 years

Hii gazeti ya people daily huwezi pewa Kama hauna gari,nishawahi toa mkono nikiwa kwa Mat huyo msee wa kupeana akanigotea💔😭

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@Muthonikate1

5 years

Ati nimeskia pale mens conference ukijibu swali moja correct unapewa arimis moja😂😂

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@Muthonikate1

5 years

Hits blunt😂😂😂 Nani mwingine anapropose gas cylinders zikuwe transparent ndio mtu akuwe akiona gas ikiisha?🤣🤣🤣🤣

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@Muthonikate1

5 years

Mtu akipoteza thao asubuhi anafaa kulia hadi saa ngapi?

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@Muthonikate1

4 years

Nakumbuka nikipima barabara na uzi alafu tender zikapewa wachina😭😭

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@Muthonikate1

5 years

Watuuu,aki hii maisha,I have eaten 10 times,slept 5 times, watched 6 movies and it's still today. Lockdown😭 Eldoret

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@Muthonikate1

11 months

"Mnarudi lini mnipee lift"

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@Muthonikate1

5 years

Wakisema hakuna kulipa rent nahamia Karen😂😂,,na wewe?

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@Muthonikate1

4 years

My friend just got dumped, ati the boyfriend wants to focus on covid19.😷😷😂

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@Muthonikate1

5 years

Avoid overcrowded areas like your boyfriend's heart

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@Muthonikate1

4 years

Did I see right?Ni kubaya..btw I sincerely need a husband #WalkingHusbands

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@Muthonikate1

5 years

Watu wa 1996 na 1997 wameanza kuolewa,next year ni 1998 na 1999.Mark your year,usikae kwenu forever 😂

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@Muthonikate1

4 years

Ukibarikiwa na twins,a boy and a girl utawaitaje? Mine; lipa na Mpesa 🤣🤣

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@Muthonikate1

4 years

Come to think of it,Kuna watu wengine walikuwa wanajaza bible tu Bure😂,for example Lazarus after kufufuliwa alienda wapi?

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@Muthonikate1

4 years

"Okonkwo nikikupea utawezana" imeisha taste tu hivyo ata before tuidance kwa club?🤦😈😈

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@Muthonikate1

4 years

Bytheway Acheni pressure,Kuomoka haina deadline,Move na speed yako.

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@Muthonikate1

5 years

Haiya,Ni Kama last year hamkunielewa, Don't call me past 9pm unless if we are in love

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@Muthonikate1

5 years

Someone should throw a house party,I need a newcharger and earphones too😂

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@Muthonikate1

5 years

Guys,ukitaka dame akalie bed,weka extension karibu na kitanda😂

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@Muthonikate1

5 years

In pursuit of your dream,do not forget God🙏

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@Muthonikate1

4 years

What if King Herod's daughter wanted head not head?🤔🤔

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@Muthonikate1

4 years

Kenyans are creative😂,let's mention Kenyan proverbs... One of the latest is; Acha Corona iishe 😂

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@Muthonikate1

4 years

Mbona sijawahi ona mtu akiomba Traffic officers loose ya thao na mnajua hawawezi kosa??😂😂??

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@Muthonikate1

5 years

Nimeona nirudie hii tweet just incase kuna mtu alipitwa....I repeat,if one of your plans in 2020 was to have a baby, deadline ni this month...Changamkeni before mwezi uishe😂

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@Muthonikate1

5 years

Si ati dame alikula fare,next time uliza Ni line gani iko na fuliza.😂

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@Muthonikate1

5 years

Ukipendwa pendeka na ukikataliwa ufanye Nini?

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@Muthonikate1

5 years

She got married to a driver,sema kupelekwa mbio. She got married to a landlord,sema kufungiwa😁🤣🤣...... Kasongeee♨♨♨♨

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@Muthonikate1

4 years

Ati unatext Dem mkikuyu hey cutie,yeye anaskia twende equity😂😂💔 Anyway,I love us❤️

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@Muthonikate1

5 years

Have you ever dated someone for two hours and you felt like,,,ata Kama ni relationship,hii apana😂😂

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@Muthonikate1

5 years

Kuna highschooler hapa ameniuliza hii corona festival ni ya lini?...sasa nitajibu aje,Ghai

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@Muthonikate1

4 years

Wewe ni mkenya na unaitwa Washington,ushaiskia mzungu anaitwa kawangware?😂

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@Muthonikate1

5 years

Kuna mtu ako na ex watatu hii mwaka,just quit relationship and start farming 😂😂

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@Muthonikate1

4 years

Hizo two hours from 7-9 zimetosha kugonga hiyo paka ilikuwa imenyolewa🤣

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@Muthonikate1

5 years

Vyombo na nguo chafu hukuwa loyal Sana,Ata uende siku ngapi bado zitakungoja

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@Muthonikate1

5 years

Kwa Nyumba yako,Kiberiti Ni rhino,Sufuria Ni Simba,Unga Ni ndovu na bwana Ni fisi.. Issa gamepark thing lady,na Ni life😂

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@Muthonikate1

4 years

Kuna mtu ameniuliza najua wapi Nairobi,nimjibu aje?

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@Muthonikate1

4 years

Hawa tweeps handles zao zimeanza na "Its" na "Iam" huwa wanaona wamemake it in life😂😂😂😂😎

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@Muthonikate1

4 years

If you are educated,name five types of water..😂😂😂😂 By educated I mean Kama ulicomplete class eight

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@Muthonikate1

4 years

We are normalizing supporting local talent, These young people are our future,doing them good will be doing ourselves good,the future is in our hands #TiktokBoondocks

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@Muthonikate1

5 years

Your Mom once said...?

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@Muthonikate1

5 years

I'm a retired cheater so I know when somebody else is cheating...cheza mbali😂

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@Muthonikate1

5 years

If my bae is cheating on me and you decide to tell me,you owe me a new bae. Siwezi kuwa single juu ya kiherehere yako

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@Muthonikate1

4 years

😂2030 Football News Headlines be like; 1.Ex Barcelona legend Lionel Messi appointed as new Argentina Coach. 2.Everton manager, Cristiano Ronaldo given 2 games to save his job. 3.Nigeria to host 2034 FIFA World cup FIFA president, Didier Drogba confirms.

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@Muthonikate1

4 years

Kuna mtoto ameuliza mamake ," Mom kwani siku hizi Dad anaishi na sisi?" 😂 OG

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@Muthonikate1

4 years

Normalize putting 100% into your relationships,if you die you die😂❤️✌️

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@Muthonikate1

5 years

Watu hawananga chills😭, Beshte yangu ameambiwa aache kuringa ati nyanya iko na Bei kumliko💔😭😭

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@Muthonikate1

5 years

Acha kusumbua huyo msichana,hakutaki.😂

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@Muthonikate1

4 years

Mbona Airtel wanapenda kuwaste karatasi?😂

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@Muthonikate1

4 years

Telegram inakuanga na maubaya😈, must it shout to all my contacts that I have joined?

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@Muthonikate1

5 years

A woman who stands by you when you are broke is cheating on you💥

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@Muthonikate1

5 years

Relationship stress can make you attend unknown funeral just to cry without explanation 💔😭😭 Nani anaenda ya Moi tuendanishe??

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@Muthonikate1

5 years

Facebook fellas be like, Do not scroll without typing Amen if you are a child of God....it still happens mpaka wa leo, I guess some people never advance.😞😞 Ni Mimi pekee huboeka ama tuko wengi?

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@Muthonikate1

4 years

Ni kitu gani funny ushai fanya ndio ufeelishe ex wako...😂 Mimi nishawahi pata ex wangu supermarket akifanya promo ya Omo nikanunua kilo kumi za Ariel,nilikuwa nafua nguo safi daily for 2 good months.

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@Muthonikate1

5 years

Why do you take alcohol?🍾

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@Muthonikate1

4 years

Huwa unaskiza ngoma za Nani ukitaka kuget motivational lines? Me: Lucky Dube😍🤩

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@Muthonikate1

4 years

Mutahi na kiswahili ni kama____😂😂

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@Muthonikate1

5 years

Unanunua Bible muthurwa unapata ni ile yako ilipotea ukiwa form 1😪😪😪

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@Muthonikate1

5 years

Woooiii,zikianza hivi zitaisha kweli?

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@Muthonikate1

4 years

Network ya Airtel unaweza toka nayo Nairobi vizuri alafu uiwache hapo Nakuru ikiwatch flamingos 😩

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@Muthonikate1

5 years

DJ Afro karibu anipeleke moja kwa moja hadi China,imebidi nizime tv. Stay safe guys.

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@Muthonikate1

10 months

Mwalimu wa Math kila asubuhi😂😂😂

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@Muthonikate1

5 years

Ndio natoka kwa shamba, nakwambia the type of quarantine iko huku ocha,wah...

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@Muthonikate1

5 years

Na Hawa locusts kwani hawafiki kwetu? I heard they can make a good kitoweo😋🤗

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@Muthonikate1

5 years

Kplc huwa hawachelewi kuanua stima yao isinyeshewe😂, no sooner had the rain started than the lights went off.😎😏😂😂

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@Muthonikate1

5 years

Ati bae blocks bae to post bae and on the other hand, the blocked bae blocks the bae who just blocked him to post bae😂😂 nafeel nimejichanganya but Ni hivyo Hakuna makasiriko,hii dunia Ni yetu sote.

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@Muthonikate1

4 years

I hate when am singing a song and the artist gets the lyrics wrong💀😏😂

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@Muthonikate1

4 years

They should have allowed me to study medicine with my 30% in biology😭, I was only going to treat small sicknesses like neckache and headaches.😔

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@Muthonikate1

5 years

Sanitize your attitude as well😏😏

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@Muthonikate1

4 years

The statement " Mimi siwezi ambiwa hivo" caused a lot of fights in highschool back then.😂😂😂😂

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@Muthonikate1

5 years

Juzi to kipchoge alitupea free bundles,Moi naye alitupea holiday,mnaonaje Hawa wakale?______Anyway😍😍😍😍

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@Muthonikate1

5 years

Kama si hiyo redcard tungekomboa hizo mabao zote😂 Still fan💙💙💙💙

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@Muthonikate1

5 years

When checking up on me, please usiniulize mazuri ya 2020,pia mimi Ni mgeni huku😎

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@Muthonikate1

4 years

Kenyans shida iko wapi? Napatana na watu huku ocha wananiambia ati corona inaisha 6th June😂,huko Tao watu wanasemaje?

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@Muthonikate1

4 years

Kenyans congratulate these MCAs who did a worthy job to impeach her!! Corrupt human beings should not be allowed to serve the offices!! #SenateImpeachWaiguru Photo courtesy

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@Muthonikate1

5 years

Him: unaninyima kwani ni loan? Her:nakupea kwani ni bursary. Zero chills😂😂😂😂😂

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@Muthonikate1

4 years

I have just remembered something😂😂😂😂😂...niwapee stori ama niache?it's funny Hadi nashindwa kutype🤣🤣🤣

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@Muthonikate1

4 years

The student in me is remaining 3%😪😪,Nipeni kazi.

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@Muthonikate1

4 years

Of all utensils,why Did Judas choose to be tray?🤔

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@Muthonikate1

5 years

Lakini one day,muwapo wadosi msinisahau🤞😊

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@Muthonikate1

4 years

Hatujakataa toothpick hudunga chips mingi but kuni ndizo hupika zote😂

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@Muthonikate1

5 years

Ati Leo Ni day 13B of February 😂😂😂😂, says the irresponsible men🤣🤣🤣🚮🚮

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@Muthonikate1

5 years

Acheni kuwa mean Hakuna mtu ananiitia Christmas?

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@Muthonikate1

1 year

Me taking photos in your husband's car coz you said you don't like Social media....you are too old for immaturity😂😂😂😂

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@Muthonikate1

4 years

Nimekaa ivi nikafikiria Bei ya unga 50kg Ni 2,950 na Bei ya cement 50kg Ni 650.....😂kumbe kujenga nyumba ni rahisi kuliko kujenga mwili.....niskie mtu akinona na Hana nyumba😹😹

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@Muthonikate1

10 months

Sunday hukuwa siku ya Chapo😍 ....lemme prepare stew now🤭

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@Muthonikate1

4 years

If you are dating a stingy guy,buy yourself gifts,tell your friends that he did it for you so that your fake friends can take him from you and also suffer 😂😂😂💔

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@Muthonikate1

5 years

Kwenu kunanyesha ama kuko Safe days?🌧️🌧️🌧️🌧️

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@Muthonikate1

5 years

Today am planning a relationship heist🥳🥳🥳🥳 Be ready for it😍😍😁

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@Muthonikate1

5 years

If she tells you she needs space,buy her a 64gb memory card. Know how to solve petty issues 😂

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@Muthonikate1

4 years

Acheni niwaulize ndio tucheke😂, Unadhani chali yako angekuwa anadate huddah angeweka relationship "private"?

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@Muthonikate1

4 years

Btw Nani alipea haka kaemoji🤰 mimba?ama Ni haka 🚶? Ndio maana kataishi kutoroka🏃..smh🤣🤣🤣

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@Muthonikate1

4 years

Kwetu primary school,Friday was the best day,tulikuwa tunaongea kiswahili after a whole week of composing broken passages😂

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@Muthonikate1

5 years

It's December 10 na nishachoka kubeba watoto wa town relatives na wheelbarrow. It's not easy😂 Life in Massachusetts

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@Muthonikate1

4 years

Unakumbuka ukiwa nursery ukiimba Mungu nipe sure mbaya Kama nyani na nguruwe,,,,,,? God grants what you ask for🤣🤣🤣🤣

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@Muthonikate1

5 years

Coffee and love taste best when hot💖😋😍😘 Dr love herself😍😂

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@Muthonikate1

4 years

It's not over until it's done,if you believe you will achieve, everything can just turn around.✨

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@Muthonikate1

5 years

Just a reminder If one of you goal in 2020 is to have a baby, deadline Ni March. March ikipita ungoje 2021....Mark your calendar.

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@Muthonikate1

4 years

My neighbor: unaenda na tunapika? Me: Ata ni network natafuta niingie online. Sipendi kupimwa😂

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@Muthonikate1

4 years

Life is a road with many signs,But to take the Right one you need God by your side

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