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@gaybrosifer
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3 months
do yall really meet people with 0 red flags? because I never have. and this whole 'don't break bread with anyone problematic' had me isolated beyond belief. I don't have the luxury of perfect people to befriend, and I wouldn't be a perfect person for them if I did
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@gaybrosifer
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might fuck around and go across the street without pants/shorts. gotta check on a dog and I don't feel like getting dressed for real
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@gaybrosifer
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those legs look heavy my guy. come rest them on my shoulders 😏
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@gaybrosifer
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a straight person better not give me a problem this month. that's all I know
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@gaybrosifer
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2 months
good morning to american ninja warrior wannabees and poofs
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@gaybrosifer
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2 months
new haircut, gayboy bunny powers activate!
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@gaybrosifer
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high school vs recently. I was such a cheeky little punk!
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If we’re lucky, we all get older. Also, senior photos were such a thing at my high school. Full-blown photo shoots with costume changes.
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@gaybrosifer
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I don't particularly want to hook up with a guy who has a huge dick if he's the one who wants to top. 5 to 7 inches is ideal for me if I'm in the mood to get fucked. if he wants to bottom though, I love to see a huge dick bounce around and I love being in..the splash zone 💦😈
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@gaybrosifer
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sleepy boy
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@gaybrosifer
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omg I swear its the angle, I'm not actually that big 😅. still gonna post it as a brag though bc I'm so happy with where I am rn
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@gaybrosifer
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finally on the other side of the cold I've had
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@gaybrosifer
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yall I literally screamed!!!!!!
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@gaybrosifer
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another lucky run yesterday 🏃‍♂️ welcome to the team Kronk!
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@gaybrosifer
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@balf4our it's been a thing. I saw a girl walking her boyfriend at a shopping mall in 2009
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@gaybrosifer
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my balls are full this morning. must be bc I didn't watch the debate
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@gaybrosifer
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found a thing on my run this morning 🏃‍♂️
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@gaybrosifer
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everone's selfies look even better while I'm getting my dick sucked
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@gaybrosifer
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my first shiny comfey! no incense or outbreak, just a lucky find in a group of five or six of them. I do have the shiny charm though
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@gaybrosifer
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I've never had a shiny gulpin before in any game!! courtesy of my yard
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@gaybrosifer
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it's time!
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@gaybrosifer
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Inside out 2 if it was filmed in my head: -wrath Kaiba -drive Tristan -humor Joey -pride Duke -sadness Tea -greed Mai -darkness Atem -light Yugi
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@gaybrosifer
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makes you drink two more coffees
@DanGreenVoices
Dan_Green
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Can anybody tell me what this does?
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@gaybrosifer
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may have started playing pokemon sleep and may have befriended a shiny 🔎
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@gaybrosifer
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Zuko would have given up the lead on where his mother was by letting Aang kill firelord Ozai. he gave up everything to make the world peaceful and to atone for his country's and his own actions. that is how you do a redemption arc. flameo hotman 🐉
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@gaybrosifer
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I'm on the opposite of a roll today, but it's oddly just making me laugh and kind of cheering me up
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@gaybrosifer
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@ElFagittarius nah this is giving control freak
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@gaybrosifer
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for anyone who doesn't know, 'homosexual' is a reclaimed word. It was used to reduce gay people to only our sexual attraction but can now refer to a sexual and romantic identity of being attracted to members of the same gender, not sex. gay people have always liked trans people
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@gaybrosifer
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Robin Williams showed me as a boy that I had permission to grow up into a man who could love out loud and never stop laughing and playing. Comedy isn't just an escape from the harshness of the world, but a different way of experiencing it and choosing to focus on joy over despair
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Zak Williams
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Dad, on what would be your 73rd birthday, I remember you for all the hope and joy you brought to the world. There's not a week that goes by without someone sharing with me how you helped them through a dark time or a rough patch. I'm so grateful to be your son. Love you forever.
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@gaybrosifer
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@SaiB0i you're bi. don't worry, it won't affect your ability to queen out
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@gaybrosifer
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do you like my new brat switch controllers?? happy brat day
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@imnotpopbase
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Name a more iconic trio than Kim, Kourtney and Khloe.
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@gaybrosifer
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we love the classics
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@gaybrosifer
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thanks for all of the attention and notes! sorry I'm having trouble keeping up with my dms, I'm used to being a nobody account with zero notifications lol. bare with me
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@gaybrosifer
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that's just what a therapist would say 🤔
@kristabellerina
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I don’t know who needs to hear this but Twitter isn’t therapy.
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@gaybrosifer
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I want a baby aligator that will never get bigger. can you understand that?
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@gaybrosifer
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@rainygay1 I know a straight guy like this and he makes me happy 😈
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@gaybrosifer
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got a shiny mankey! the only other time I've caught one was in a friend safari in pokemon y, if memory serves. 2⭐️/3⭐️, she's pretty good!
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@gaybrosifer
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@PussyWillowBoop apples are a month away silly boy
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@gaybrosifer
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when Parthurnax says 'Prada'
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first shiny geodude on pokégo! I should mention though that I've caught a full odds shiny geodude once in soul silver, and twice in pokémon platinum. love her gold color, just don't ask her to battle (0⭐️/3⭐️)
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@gaybrosifer
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yep this was me today. ending up going in +90° at 11am and didn't have the energy to do anything but abs when I got home lool
I’m so mad at my morning self for not running in 77° weather because I now have to run in 92° weather. 😭
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@gaybrosifer
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blastoise and koraidon
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Ayce
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Save one from each side
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@gaybrosifer
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just gag them both, problem solved
@misterscottfree
Scott Free
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Open couple, but one only speaks in absolute truths and one only speaks in absolute lies, and you do not know which is which
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@gaybrosifer
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@theJoeMichaell perhaps I could help you in a room in which there are no others
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@gaybrosifer
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1 month
and I'm so proud of us for it!
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starrvin
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many gay people will be saying happy father’s day to everyone except their biological fathers
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@gaybrosifer
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Starling Delight when the sunlight is bright, and my eyes are squint right, an aura of colours, a starling delight, it's blurry be seen, the purples and greens, a glittery sheen, few know what I mean,
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@gaybrosifer
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finally replied to dms, sorry guys. and to my message rqs...💀...
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@gaybrosifer
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considering that they can't feel when they swim head first into boat hulls, definitely
@capybaroness
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would you slap him on his bald head for $1000000000000
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@gaybrosifer
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I've been a nasty girl. which is why I had to have a molar ripped out of my head today 👍
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@gaybrosifer
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my dumb ass watching a space travel movie: "I wonder what planet they filmed this on.."
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@gaybrosifer
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@mattdeanmarsh don't mind this tbh
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@gaybrosifer
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2 months
finally completed my rail staff badge!!
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@gaybrosifer
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@devamouli @ohalexsimmons the fact that you think bestiality is preferable to incest is concerning lmao
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@gaybrosifer
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14 days
that's funny, I don't remember there being a skip in chromatica
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Sorry to everyone but Woman's World sounds like something pulled straight out of Chromatica
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@gaybrosifer
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1 month
the marvels is easily the best marvel movie in a solid half decade or more
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POV: you’re a water type gym leader 💧 Which three Pokémon do you have by your side? my challengers would face the modest feebas, the joyful lombre, and the frightening seismitoad
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@gaybrosifer
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i wish some other strong guy would come and force me on my knees and to service him. we can't have that anymore bc of woke 🙄
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@gaybrosifer
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@F466OT hick grindr is kinda lit
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@gaybrosifer
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I argue with my anxiety inducing thoughts. tell yourself, "no, that's ridiculous," or, "we don't know that that's what this person thinks or feels and unless they make a point of saying that, it's not my job to read intotheir reactions and make assumptions that may be inaccurate"
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what methods do you have for quieting your anxiety, friends? asking for a fr-- (i'm asking for me)
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@gaybrosifer
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@GR4Y50NX at that point they're trying to see something lool
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@pittworldwide I wish he'd come out as 'wanting me to eat his ass'
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@gaybrosifer
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POV: you are a bug type gym leader. Which three Pokémon do you have by your side? My challengers would face the patient hunter, skorupi, the meticulous homebody, dwebble, and the land-dwelling water breather, araquanid.
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@gaybrosifer
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2 months
jenna reveal parties be like #vampirediaries
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@gaybrosifer
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what equipment do I need to become a twitch streamer
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@gaybrosifer
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also I should say it was my first Kantonian geodude on pogo, since I forgot I had this baddie for a while. if you're wondering why I haven't evolved her, it's because I want two more so that I can have the full evolutionary line shiny in Alolan form as well as Kantonian
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@gaybrosifer
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@Niceguy58374198 lord jesus if I get to breed one straight man please let it be him
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@gaybrosifer
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@DannyJBarton just watched this an embarassing number of times 🥵🍆
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@devamouli @ohalexsimmons nah I'm just gonna let the brothers fuck. what are they gonna do, get each other pregnant?
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@gaybrosifer
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should also clarify that Kamala is the best character. the most problematic thing about her is that she's annoying, but that's honestly just relatable and endearing lmao
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POV: You're a Dragon-type Gym Leader. 🐉 Which 3 Pokémon do you have by your side? my challengers would face the disorderly zweilous, the vengeful, but sociable Drampa, and the unique Mega Alteria.
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@flyin_casual
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POV: You're a Dragon-type Gym Leader. 🐉 Which 3 Pokémon do you have by your side?
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@gaybrosifer
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my brain chemistry kind of went off with me being unaffected by coke, so no I will not be bumpin that
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@gaybrosifer
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@JRHensley12 when homophobia goes on the rise, people closet themselves more often. hate crimes and hate speech are up
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@gaybrosifer
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@rhettrhaps we're in a culture of elitism. we have this idea that things are only worth doing if you're one of the best at it. which is pretty silly when you think of how few people are actually the best at anything. do things you're not good at, feel a new emotion, live a little 🥳
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@gaybrosifer
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no I was obsessed with him,
@Helaindiividual
Fenty Jr.🧞
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Gays were obsessed with characters that had Super powers like telekinesis and forcefields because they are a form of self defense as well as innate strength because it is a reflection of how they wish they could protect themselves in this essay I will…..
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@JeremiahBaker_ sweet pecs. also nice nipples 🤤
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I gotta be honest. I was already clicking the like button on everything I wanted to, and a lot of stuff just to be supportive lol. gonna keep doing that
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I don't even like Melanie Martinez but carousel is a haunted bop 🎠
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@gaybrosifer
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@Rey_X_Reyes they just had to keep a baddie down basically
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@P3ttyWhite true. gay dogs are iconic
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@gaybrosifer
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@MorbidlyGay_Alt fucking hot man
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@aaronwills10 very edward cullen
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@gaybrosifer
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@sdvanw I barely kept any of the stalk because we waited too long to harvest and they're too tough, so I kept the 2-3 inches next to each bulb that was still flexible. the rest of the stalks went to my pigs 🐷 bbqed sounds yummy. I sauté them with onions and peppers
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@gaybrosifer
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@JustMe_Colby quite a shock I reckon, but I love ginger beer. I'll come over and finish those bottles off for ya
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@gaybrosifer
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frenchie is definitely a hard smash
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Smash
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@Mr_Chas @teaistriumph2 some ppl have sex. hope this helps!
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@gaybrosifer
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I need to worship at the penis alter and suck some dick. I want someone mean and dominant who will do aftercare and chill and play some games afterwards
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@KeshaRose @SullySpears she said yall body shamers are relics. completely 👍
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@gaybrosifer
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I didn't go nonverbal. there was nothing needed be said
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@gaybrosifer
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@asmerchant34 who broke his jaw
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@FuriousCoops got me feeling a type of way
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@ajamiepierce Yours would be a pleasant face to wake up to
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