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🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿Andy, 24, chemist @ university of Strathclyde , musician, but most importantly, friend | ♉️♑️♎️ | any pronouns

Glasgow, Scotland
Joined August 2014
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Can’t believe it’s finally done 🥲 Already found a typo tho :/
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How does this HAPPEN when they were both in the case???
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Happy Friday New Moon :)
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I’m SORRY, who is this man’s?????? Idk them
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I would like to request: attention and a cuddle (Yes I know it’s 7pm and I’m in bed I’m just a wee guy)
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Good evening
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Was complimented on my side profile today teehee 🤭
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Perks of a hotel
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This Barbie has huge thighs
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Hello from your favourite wartime teacher
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We all have the same 24 free iPhones in a day 😤😤
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Merry Christmas I am about to fall into a deep food coma x
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Good morning x
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Feeling cute waiting for my train
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Exam 1/3 DONE and I have just imploded in on myself
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5 year glow up x
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Kinda serving x
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Ready for the clurrrrb
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Who knew toning your bleached hair made it less yellow???
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Happy balloon day to me 😌😌
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Bottle of Coke exploded on me in the park and someone messaged me on grindr asking if that was me…
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I NEED TO SEE A GAY PERSON MY FAMILY DONT GET MY JOKES
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ANOTHER bank holiday weekend???
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Wee but sunny this morning
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I rly do think I have found my colour I am colourblind tho soo I may be wrong x
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Okay actually this is hot
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Happy Sunday evening, give me attention? 🥰
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Good morning Newcastle x
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Hair and beard looking THICC today
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I’m so unwell and sleepy!
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Gay powers restored etc etc
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Hate Glasgow bc have to wear a jacket to cover my cunty outfit!!!!!!
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I am BUSHED
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Good morning 🥰
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Unsure if I would ever do it again BUT STILL QUNTY
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White Trash Mario: Romulus
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Been a while since i did one of these but Can everyone show me their hottest moustache pic plz? K thx
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Wee Graduand me x
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i dare you to post a random mirror selfie
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Back from the gym before 10 am on a SUNDAY? Who am I
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Off for my first day of phd! I am sleepy
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I am literally a dad
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Hello ☺️☺️
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Wee bit of Wednesday self care
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Relaxing fit makes me feel kinda built 🤭
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The number of trains I’ve been on this weekend is crazy
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A little morning thirst trap never did anyone any harm x
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Hello besties ☺️
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Did I just do a workout and immediately fall back into bed? Maybe x
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If I had a nickel for every time someone asked if I was ‘in the doghouse’ I’d have two nickels, which isn’t a lot but strange that it happened twice
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My hair looked cute here!
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Becoming insufferable after being asked if I was a rugby player at the wedding hehe
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Professional grad pics have come through 🤩
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Fringin’ (Photo creds @geolojosh_ )
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Hey Siri play Sexy from Mean Girls
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Here’s a selection of me being a cryptic all in the same day
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I am so proud of myself 🥲
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Saying goodbye to my childhood bedroom once again
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This fit??? Are you SERIOUS???
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Did you rly get a haircut if you didn’t tweet it?
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When you have work until 7 but a ball at 7:30
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Do I bring it back?
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It’s Friday 🥰
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New trim who dis
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Before and after walking home in ✨Glasgow Summer✨
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Happy Saturday 🥰 I am so sleepy
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Been seeing a lot of my face recently but I’m just feeling myself x
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I am so thankful for a FIVE DAY WEEKEND
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Hi 🥰
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If dying my hair doesn’t show my commitment idk what does xo
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What picture makes you go "wow i really ate with this cosplay" ?
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I look good in a kilt and I love being silly x Do NOT ask me if I’m a true Scot!!!!!!!!!
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I love a wee trim x
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The chef and the meal!
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Here’s some times I looked hot this year ;)
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Mayday weekend 🤪
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Guys… 2021 me IS the Kevin James meme 😭😭😭
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She’s a ✨graduate✨
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Haircut serving cunt x
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Idk how I feel about this 🥰
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Happy balloon day to me
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Rounding out my early 20’s by using the wrong guard on my razor 🤩🤩🤩
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This photo is nearly 6 months old but 😙✌🏻 #NewProfilePic
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Happy Friday from your little gay explorer
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POV: it’s the 70’s but I have a phone
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Guess who’s graduating with a First Class Masters in Chemistry with Drug Discovery
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#NewProfilePic Needed an update with the current hair colour 🤪
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Hi I got a new shirt 🥰
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Tonight’s fit 🥰 BLACK NON-SUIT TROUSERS???? Who am I
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Gay powers restored etc etc
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I scrub up well xx
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Got asked if I was a teacher when wearing this fit to my sisters grad
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Happy Sunday!
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Happy Sunday x
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Hi everyone just wanted to properly come out and say that I use They/He pronouns ☺️ I’ve been using them for a while but never really properly told everyone so ❤️
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Coworkers thought I was a lecturer when I went to get lunch bc I had a haircut and was wearing THIS fit
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I <3 linen shirts
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Christmas lunch fit x
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Accidentally let my hair dry like this I look like me in 2012 on my way to a Christmas party
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Went fishing yesterday and we caught: 0 fish and 7 ticks, but we did catch the elusive Andy’s Hat (I also slept for 12 hours)
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