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the inner machinations of my mind are an enigma

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Will Levis is having a historic performance today
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9 months
Why do they have spotlights on her like she’s King Kong
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The opening of the Top Golf in Little Rock is going great
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Oh look at me I’m Josh Allen. I have a rocket arm. I run over the best athletes in the world. I’m dating Hailee Steinfeld. I’m the king of my city. Fuck you.
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9 months
“You better not be break dancing on Joe Flacco’s head when I get home.” Me at home:
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6 months
Jontay has been a menace since college
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7 months
Russell Wilson: “Hey coach, I had some ideas to make our offense unliiiiiimited.” Mike Tomlin:
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3 years
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“Damar Hamlin on the tackle? Kinda reminds me of that tragedy. You know when he almost died!”
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Keep it cute Kirk and Al lmao. This could go awry
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17 days
Nick Sirianni if Jason Kelce never existed
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3 years
Y’all mind if I have a good costume? @CaucasianJames
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2 years
@FabrizioRomano @RMCsport Fab you’re the one who reported it
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3 years
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4 years
@mindykaling My friend @AMFreund worked hard on that delivery 😡
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4 years
@PFTCommenter trying to explain the USA rugby standings
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6 months
Falcons fans realizing that Penix won’t be starting until he’s 28
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4 years
@WorldWideWob Seems familiar
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3 years
Will Smith reminding y’all that paper beats rock
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2 years
Don’t forget when Skip Bayless said Dak was weak for being depressed after the death of his brother:
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9 months
Pookie, -13.5 is looking absolutely fire
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it’s just that i genuinely believe some of you don’t deserve to have free will
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5 years
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3 years
Congrats on the Sex @PFTCommenter
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11 months
@PFTCommenter Harbaugh shaking hands with Ohio native, Harambe, in heaven
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2 years
@CultureCrave 🐐 scene
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5 years
@Jakeandbake336 Imagine describing something as indefensible...and then defending it
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4 years
@AMFreund Got you king 👑
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4 years
@mindykaling My friend @AMFreund worked hard on that delivery 😡
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5 years
@PFTCommenter Shoutout @katebarstool for this gem
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5 years
@BarstoolBigCat His neck snapped so quick @PFTCommenter
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2 years
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Arguing with experts in their field>>>
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@knicks_tape99 The Ja Morant theory
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5 years
Rekindling an old flame #numberneighbor
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Lmao yeah ridder can stay over there. Get ready to learn British buddy!!!!
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5 years
@AOC @KFCBarstool @NLRB @AFLCIO Do you have any Madden codes? (Xbox preferably)
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4 years
@BarstoolBigCat “Im not even a fan of religion, but prayers up to Dak”
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3 years
Down 105 points with Herbert Waller and Renfrow playing tonight…
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4 years
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4 years
@Sad_Lakers_Fan @WorldWideWob We at the Orlando Magic achieve the impossible every year
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1 year
*Derek Carr gets injured* Jameis Winston:
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6 months
Tide fans waking up Greg Byrne to pay Nate Oats more money
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7 months
Josh Allen when the Bills replace Stefon Diggs and Gabe Davis with Michael Thomas and MVS
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1 year
“Hey Arthur, you should give the ball to Bijan Robinson at the 1 yard line.” Arthur:
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6 months
"WHY DOES THIS EXIST. WHO IS THIS FOR."
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Brett Kollmann
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WHY DOES THIS EXIST. WHO IS THIS FOR.
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7 months
Jesus Christ:
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Unreal cross. fuck
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5 years
@HardFactorPat @Delta Have you tried turning it off and on?
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6 months
@kth8t what are you the time police
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4 years
@bruce_heck66 @JJWatt “Feel free to protest but only when it doesn’t make me uncomfortable”
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3 months
Jeff Epstein? The 3-star out of Birmingham!?
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Uh @EACollegeFB25 can we talk about your recruit name generator?
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2 years
@CaucasianJames They bounce back better than anyone James
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7 months
It would’ve been the most Jordan Poole thing of all time. He’s changed.
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7 months
Jordan Poole contemplated shooting from a seated position
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5 years
@WorldWideWob @LandAhoy14 @DragonflyJonez You know what she wasn’t? Elusive.
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2 years
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3 months
Aemond on the Kings Landing basketball court
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Yoooo Kings Landing has a basketball court. House of the Dragon about to go crazy.
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@calebpressley Same energy
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4 months
Gentlemen, we made it.
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That beer hit my hand on a Friday like Mjolnir
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2 years
This is what the local mortician looks like after a town tragedy
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When you feel bad for the Celtics organization but this is tremendous content
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Jonathan Isaac with a gun would be the best defensive player in the league
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Jonathan Judah Isaac
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Happy 4th 🙏🏽❤️
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4 years
@BarstoolBigCat I think it’s in their name Dan
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2 years
@PFTCommenter I am making sure not to bet on the Dolphins Seahawks Bucs or Jags because in Qatar you’re not allowed to support the byes
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2 years
KAT the type of guy to sleep with this on and snore like “mimimimi”
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@DragonflyJonez Going into a custody battle all to throw the ball to Breshad Perriman
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5 years
@kbnoswag A Response To “A Response To ‘8 Reasons Why I’ll Never Date A Frat Boy’ From A Girl With Multiple Frat Boy Friends” From A Girl With Literally So Many Non Frat Boy Friends
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The deepest sigh of all time following the Kyle Pitts selection 😂 @hen_ease @PardonMyTake @BarstoolBigCat
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@PFTCommenter I’m benching DK in fantasy because when you SEA CIN the best thing to do is sacrifice a calf
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Seeing Winterfell for the first time in 5 years
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@katebarstool Classic New York leaving all this waist on the sidewalk
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@THIRTY30RACK
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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 low budget Druski like the #8 Kobe
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@KFCBarstool Steve Ballmer will be doing this by the 2nd clippers game
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2 years
KAT the type of guy to sleep with this on and snore like “mimimimi”
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*Aggies getting blown out by 20* Buzz Williams:
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1 year
Every Travis Kelce owner who picks up Noah Gray
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2 years
Rip Tony Sirico… "Pine Barrens" is one of the greatest Sopranos episodes.
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@PFTCommenter I’m asking Lance Armstrong advice before betting on the Ravens Dolphins game because he’s an expert on an MIA-BAL
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1 year
“Long-haired lady, drops back for a pass”
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Randy Newman should be a referee @NFL
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1 year
Imagine Steve Kerr pulling out one of these for Scott Foster next time Draymond gets a T
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Josiah Johnson
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Should coaches be allowed to call techs on refs?
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5 years
@BarstoolBigCat can you even run
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2 years
Looks so easy from Harry Kane
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@TylerIAm Fan throws a drink at you in Detroit: Press A: Dry off and focus on the game Press B: Punch as many people as possible
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11 months
Brandon Staley after the Chargers poop their pants late in a primetime football game again
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3 years
@CultureCrave This part on repeat
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4 years
A new era for Orlando #MagicTogether
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4 years
@BarstoolBigCat When it’s time for kid number 10
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1 year
And that was talking soccer @PFTCommenter @BarstoolBigCat
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7 months
This moment will never be topped. Marcus Paige’s tying shot is ridiculous and the game winner is even better. Scenes.
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Who got that one video of the best March Madness moment ever
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It’s always Croissant O’Clock in Paris 🤙🏾
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4 years
@BarstoolBigCat Joakim Noah and Corey Brewer need to be the first 2 signings
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Will Smith reminding y’all that paper beats rock
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3 years
@FieldYates Kevin Stefanski when Deshaun shows up to the facility
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2 years
All this…. Just to beat this.
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@PFTCommenter The man oozes class
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@BarstoolBigCat “Mom, can we get Hannah Cook?” “We have Hannah Cook at home!” Hannah Cook at home:
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