🔫 @xLord_of_war Twitter profile

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$Suzie Miron 💚☮️💪🏽(Elle, She\Her)$

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@xLord_of_war

2 years

if u disengage with the news and learn to cook 2-3 things really well and then feed it to your friends your life becomes 100x better

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@xLord_of_war

2 years

wedding vows: your so hot

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@xLord_of_war

11 months

this appears to just be adding water to dehydrated beans

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@iluminatibot

11 months

Here is your beloved Taco Bell 🤮

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@xLord_of_war

1 year

before going anywhere i have to get really really drunk

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@koalapuffss

1 year

Me before going anywhere:

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@xLord_of_war

2 years

i want to get drunk and die on these

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@xLord_of_war

9 months

top psychologist: show him his hat lol dangle and tease it around him

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@historyinmemes

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Psychologically disturbed World War 1 soldier who experiences shell shock when shown part of his uniform

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@xLord_of_war

2 years

learn more

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@xLord_of_war

2 years

bro i love how u hate everything and complain a lot

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@xLord_of_war

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@xLord_of_war

1 year

imagine winning this for a beautiful woman

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@xLord_of_war

1 year

perfectly clean tesla going into the car wash here’s their license plate number

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@xLord_of_war

1 year

don’t care+i handled that poorly

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@xLord_of_war

2 years

dude you should get really drunk and tell her you love her

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@xLord_of_war

7 months

:)

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@Fact

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Seven Ways to Actively Fight Depression...

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@xLord_of_war

2 years

texting girls

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@xLord_of_war

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@xLord_of_war

2 years

i would look beyond retarded in that hat

Vanessinator 🤖 T-80085

@ilovejohnkimble

2 years

Men, what is stopping you from dressing like this?

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@xLord_of_war

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@grooviestsalami could be a woman

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@xLord_of_war

1 year

father thinks i’m unfit to reign lol

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@xLord_of_war

1 year

she’s so hot i would learn to read for her

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@xLord_of_war

2 years

@fionascigarette unhand her. now.

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@xLord_of_war

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@xLord_of_war

2 years

hey babe? you are angering me and pissing me off

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@xLord_of_war

2 years

got a drink alone at a bar last night

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@xLord_of_war

1 year

at barnes n noble purchasing just this with crumpled bills and loose change

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@xLord_of_war

1 year

briefing my friends on the small apartment party we are about to go to

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@xLord_of_war

2 years

if i killed my self that would just be so rude to my co workers who would have to pick up my slack

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@xLord_of_war

3 months

i reach this level of anger almost every day

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@PojdBase

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this is so concerning

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@xLord_of_war

1 year

i don’t expect to return

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@xLord_of_war

1 year

i’m so misunderstood

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@xLord_of_war

2 years

not sure what to get her for xmas because i’ve never listened to a word she’s said

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@xLord_of_war

1 year

imagine warming up some bagel bites in the radiator oven

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@xLord_of_war

10 months

supreme leader: joe biden is retarded crowd: cheering so hard they’re sobbing

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@xLord_of_war

1 year

no your dj set was really good i think i just didn’t really get it

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@xLord_of_war

2 years

@misterpsychosis *cooks someone a meal in a kitchen* damn bro this is trad as hell

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@xLord_of_war

1 year

modelo bike how fun is that

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@xLord_of_war

9 months

@Itsyaboi_August the way he slowly keeps closing in on him is killin me man

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@xLord_of_war

1 year

can’t get enough of measuring stuff with my new #calipers

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@xLord_of_war

10 months

took a little bit of acid little bit of shrooms

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@xLord_of_war

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@xLord_of_war

1 year

unfortunately for the haters the world is full of wonder and magic

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1 year

damn

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@xLord_of_war

2 years

guy who giggles with joy when he falls trying his skateboard trick. keeping a jovial attitude determined to try again

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@xLord_of_war

2 years

if someone knocks unannounced i turn off all my lights and answer the door with a lit candle

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@xLord_of_war

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Would u bang a guy who’s keys were this

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@xLord_of_war

1 year

@nsfwphd this reads like a blink 182 song lol

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@xLord_of_war

1 year

q: where do you see yourself in five years? *fingers on my temples as i enter one of my visions” right here at this company

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@xLord_of_war

2 years

to the people that hangout with their ex’s “as friends” congratulations on the sex

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@xLord_of_war

2 years

haters are not happy that i’ve had bath time and am now in my jammies

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@xLord_of_war

2 years

when i have a wedding the destination is gonna be fucked up

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@xLord_of_war

6 months

why is everyone so mean to this person

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@maxafrass

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People who wfh taking their lunch break

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@xLord_of_war

2 years

hmm have you tried dating a girl that hates you

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@xLord_of_war

2 years

umm yeah maybe i’d get a vaccine if the nurse had huge giant naked boobs 😂

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@xLord_of_war

1 year

how could i have been so blind

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@xLord_of_war

2 years

imagine passing away in ur sleep and having ur final DMT death moment altered by the family guy that��s playing from your laptop

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@xLord_of_war

2 years

babe my favorite holiday is your birthday

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@xLord_of_war

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I’m going to die alone

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@xLord_of_war

2 years

grown man who listens to newly released music. what are you doing you should be completely stuck in your ways

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@xLord_of_war

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this means you’re a piece of crap

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@xLord_of_war

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every girl named molly looks like a molly

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@xLord_of_war

1 year

they should sacrifice her

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Angry crowd attacks woman tourist for climbing sacred Mayan pyramid

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@xLord_of_war

1 year

this guy just killed himself. remember the people you are mean to online are people

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@xLord_of_war

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the hater building

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@xLord_of_war

1 year

sometimes you talk to someone who is clearly suffering from some sort of horrible curse

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@xLord_of_war

1 year

freshly baked bread is like a canvas to me

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@xLord_of_war

2 years

i see how it is bro. noted. duly noted.

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@xLord_of_war

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ok this is the first time i cannot tell if an image is ai or not

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@xLord_of_war

2 years

hey heard you guys talking about the weather and was wondering if i could join

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@xLord_of_war

2 years

should i get a cat? or a pit bull that kills human children

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@xLord_of_war

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no baby i love your extremely tight knit cohort of narcissists

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@xLord_of_war

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@xLord_of_war

2 years

looks great

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@xLord_of_war

1 year

heart to heart tonight king?

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@xLord_of_war

2 years

this is my girlfriend

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@xLord_of_war

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carrying this around while i fend off the darkness of the night

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@xLord_of_war

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dude can you make your dog stop biting me hhaha it’s hurting and bleeding

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@xLord_of_war

2 years

nice joke man… how does that make me money? get out of my sight

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@xLord_of_war

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is it healthier to drink soda every day or 30 beers

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@xLord_of_war

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welp i just woke up with a fucked up amount of ancient chinese wisdom

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@xLord_of_war

2 years

my coworker has these $600 stormtrooper figurines on his desk and i want to pose them sucking eachother off so badly but i think he would legitimately plot to kill me

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@xLord_of_war

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you should be ashamed of yourselves for keeping gods creations in captivity

San Diego Zoo Wildlife Alliance

@sandiegozoo

2 years

When someone compliments your striped leggings...

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@xLord_of_war

1 year

i’ve sent this worthless skeleton back to kitchen like 5 times now lol

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@xLord_of_war

2 years

what is this potion my friend! it’s as if my entire body is chortling bartender: that is a bud light and you need to pay me

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@xLord_of_war

2 years

if u play with a girls boobs they love to say 🙄…having fun?🙄

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@xLord_of_war

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i am ready.

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@easterngoblin

1 year

Yall not ready for this conversation

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@xLord_of_war

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no honey i love it when you sap my life force

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@xLord_of_war

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waiting for this storm to hit before i order my door dash

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@xLord_of_war

1 year

going on my nightly bouncy ball walk

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@PaulSkallas

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You don't hear people whistling much these days. It was relatively common years ago on the street. Something that's disappeared

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@xLord_of_war

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dude your girl friend looked sooo hot in those vday pics hope you are well man

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@xLord_of_war

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@choptop41096 you should join the army

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@xLord_of_war

2 years

executioner: hey man i am really sorry about all this

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@xLord_of_war

2 years

any tips on how to make a dog stop barking at nothing? i’ve tried yelling shut up a lot but that doesn’t seem to have much effect

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@xLord_of_war

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tell your friend to direct his mischievous gaze away from my artifacts

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