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FUCCBOI HERMIT

@fuccboihermit2

1 year

my main goal is to make sure that everybody who doesn’t vibe with me at my most quirked up absolutely fucking hates me

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FUCCBOI HERMIT

@fuccboihermit2

2 months

*sees a woman* “i am a gay pedophile”

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2 months

This is what the towelboys that ancient Varangian warriors had sex with in Slavic saunas looked like. This is what they took from us.

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one of the most obvious signs of infantilization today is the amount of people who seem to not understand that society stops being separated into different age groups after high school

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@yesyyyr she thinks she’s in 19th grade

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@axlrosehusband_ because they are homosexual pedophiles

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@Slatzism i don’t even get it, what else could she even cover

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3 months

i wonder who writes these

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when separating the wheat from the chaff in terms of who the “real lesbians” are i’ve found one of the most useful tools is that if she has tons of pent up bitterness towards men, she’s probably one of the fakes

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@MaryIandGuy @MrCritler @yohosamm @treadlightlyer you literally can’t be poor on an 80k salary. there is a definition of poor and that is not it

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@fuccboihermit2

1 month

what did people say before that?

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The fact that “hello” is only 200 years old is melting my brain

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@fuccboihermit2

1 year

@101stgec “demisexual” is the craziest of all the made up sexualities imo. you really think it’s a distinct and separate sexuality to just want to vibe with someone before you fuck them? that literally applies to like 90% of women and prob at least 50% of men

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@fuccboihermit2

10 months

@ATTlKA @dollarbillbluez in your defense that is an incredibly strange and frankly quite offputting way to try and make a move on someone

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2 months

enough with the NAMBLAposting!!!

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@DailyCastiza *sees a woman* “i am a gay pedophile”

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3 months

@motusalt this is in no way whatsoever a normal amount of money to pay for BBQ in nyc

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3 months

@madisontayt_ bad take. restaurants close when they close. serving ppl until close is part of your job if you work at a restaurant

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@fuccboihermit2

10 months

this is in no way political in any way at all but a confederate flag bikini lowkey might be one of the hottest things a woman can wear

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@higirlsaysbruh

10 months

Ok welcome to fucking Graceland bitch

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6 months

@venuswarwager bars are 21+ for a reason. they also don’t have an age maximum, for a reason.

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1 year

@wolktress she clearly wants you

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10 months

@rottingpussy idk what kiki’s is but no matter how old i get i’ll never get used to the fact that many people like this go into teaching

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@fuccboihermit2

6 months

@givinguponman yeah this is a great point. explains a lot of it for sure. also kids not socializing outside of school as much because of technology reducing the need to, plus covid ofc. growing up my group always had a big age range cause i mostly met friends outside of school.

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3 months

@tonyhawktruther please do not post pictures like this

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@fuccboihermit2

1 month

@jackspencer35 damn, like “holla at ya boy”? mfs were really saying this in the 1600s?

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@fuccboihermit2

1 year

@redactedrain he took it like a champ & passed the test by not showing insecurity. women will always crave attention & validation. it’s not the same as wanting to actually be unfaithful, they just need to be reminded of their dating market value

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3 months

@1929stockcrash isnt cali known for having a climate almost identical to the mediterranean?

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6 months

@whoKNOWS3212 my closest friend group ranges in age from 23-30, my secondary group ranges from 22-33, and the music scene im in ranges from like 18-mid 30s, which believe it or not is normal in most music scenes

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2 months

@Riley_Gaines_ imane khelif is a biological woman with a uterus who can give birth

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10 months

@ATTlKA @dollarbillbluez i don’t think i would’ve reciprocated this either, i would just ask her to turn it off lol

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@fuccboihermit2

1 year

@tsiluvyou unacceptable behavior at any age honestly

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3 months

@madisontayt_ no but i have definitely considered going to a restaurant 10 min before they close

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1 year

@FlatEartherKitt the way they’re inching towards the camera with such a whimsical sass reminds me of a much younger sibling or cousin trying to get up in your face and ask to play games on your phone

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@fuccboihermit2

9 months

it’s so cool how everyone on the internet makes $250,000 a year

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@fuccboihermit2

5 months

@yohosamm i live in NYC and literally millions of people here live comfortably on less than that. skill issue

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@fuccboihermit2

1 year

@tradcatboy @gothmoth1087 who bruce lee’s? or the guy you posted

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@harrisonposting oh my god what

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@fuccboihermit2

1 year

@pbprot words can’t even describe how much i hate the fact that “cnc” is an acronym that most people understand now

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1 year

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@seaofh0ney @Megatronstaint @kanyebaldwinx @problemochile what is this mob wife aesthetic you speak of she just looks like a regular blonde chick

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@LetsGoLandon don’t take unsolicited pictures of strangers

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3 months

@leamaric i hate this so much it’s unreal

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@Rockybalbonga1 i genuinely never thought or cared about this

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3 months

@sabatonfan69 can you post an audio clip pls

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5 months

@wanyeburkett maybe i’m a bad person for this but i actually laughed super fucking loud when he started shaking his head

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@fuccboihermit2

8 months

@Levi7hart why isn’t there a gay elon musk trying to colonize uranus?

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@fuccboihermit2

8 months

reminder that all BDSM is disgusting loser behavior, no matter what form it takes ur not a “dom”/“top” or a “sub”/“bottom” you’re a PORN ADDICTED FREAK!

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@fuccboihermit2

1 year

@fkajack bruh cocaine lasts for like 30min

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@fuccboihermit2

4 months

“demisexual” is literally just pseudoscientific lingo for not being a whore or a coomer

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1 year

@DerekPutin @dprssionxprt “basic necessities” = uber eats and fine dining for every meal, refusing to live outside of immediate nightlife areas

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11 months

@joyci_schecter i love how the only impact that pronouns have had is that they just reinforced gender stereotyping like how is this not a super offensive thing to do

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@fuccboihermit2

7 months

@insectbrah i am currently an insomniac and tbh i fully agree that 6 and 0 hours are exactly the same

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@fuccboihermit2

7 months

no idea why so many cis women support shit like this. this is a mockery of femaleness bordering on minstrelsy. it’s “womanface” instead of blackface, if you will

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7 months

this is not 2013-14 vibes at all

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@fuccboihermit2

6 months

we were miraculously able to have a ceasefire in the gender war where we all came together over a wholesome family-friendly meme. and now it’s already over

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6 months

Did you finish?

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4 months

@AlexBush920609 @renaultwon the slapping and choking stuff is more of a female fantasy than a male one. also, wtf is “romantically ravishing”

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@ReajaneaGrant these children aren’t african

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3 months

@madisontayt_ this implies that there is somehow an issue

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@fuccboihermit2

10 months

you don’t have mommy issues or daddy issues or “generational trauma” you just have narcissistic personality disorder and a low IQ

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8 months

@the_lovewitch33 @altmadaf she’s objectively correct

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7 months

@MainstreamViews i would still argue that porn allowed her to go much deeper down this rabbit hole than she probably would have otherwise

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3 months

@norm_follower i skimmed this and thought he was just talking about Drake would would’ve been a lot funnier

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@fuccboihermit2

6 months

they still exist they just don’t dress like that anymore they all have bangs and tiny tattoos up and down their arms and they dress like the ramones but with bigger pants

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I haven't seen a girl who looked like this since 2011

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1 year

@FagathaGagatha ……….cause she has short hair???

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6 months

@Bobbertfrasier 20% of undergrad students today are over 25

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@fuccboihermit2

5 months

hating taylor swift is the kind of entry level contrarianism i associate with middle school kids that just got their first skateboard for christmas. i thought you guys were much farther along in your journeys into contrarian than this. very disappointed in a lot of you tbh

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@fuccboihermit2

10 months

@Babygravy9 the “depressed alpha male” is a standard hollywood trope and it’s mostly just a myth that they invented. it’s part of their agenda. that’s the reason

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@glumirror @dazzlingroan as if we needed more proof that anti-natalism is just projected depression and misanthropy

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@DeathAngelUSA extremely based for them if true. all humans were meant to live like this.

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@hallloweenqueen i don’t understand

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@fuccboihermit2

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20 and 24 are literally the same age lot of you mfs have never made friends outside of school & it shows

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how it feels being 24 and having the same interests as your 20 yr old oomfs

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1 year

@whoreby_parker wearing outfits out of the fashion zone together >>>>

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1 year

@cultuseye @muhllennial no it isn’t. body counts peaked with boomers at 11 as the average and have gradually been on the decline since the 80s

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1 year

@glumirror how is it an eating disorder to just not want to eat unhealthy food

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@amimevalepitito @pacino_girl just graduated college vs just graduated grad school not rly

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@elysianenchant there’s nothing contradictory about the fact that we simultaneously live in the most sexually liberal time humanity has ever experienced, and also the least sexual. these go hand in hand

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@Reineclo3 @pacino_girl can you elaborate? why is it a problem im assuming ur answer will be something about uneven power dynamics but then in that case are wealth gaps problematic? what about attractiveness gaps? sexual experience gaps? etc no human relation can have perfectly equal power dynamics

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1 year

@glumirror solution to this is pretty simple: don’t have babies with men who play video games

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1 year

@glumirror because teen pregnancy is the lowest that it’s ever been in history and so people are now fascinated by it because it’s become rare enough that they are prob not exposed to it IRL

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@tally_chart_ @MaryIandGuy @MrCritler @yohosamm @treadlightlyer no it actually doesn’t. there is nowhere in the US where 80k is poor. i live in NYC and that would not make you anything even close to poor here

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@whoKNOWS3212 it’s not normal. it means you’re still mentally in high school

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5 months

one of the best vibe checks in world history is how one reacts to this classic tweet. if you mock it, your soul is corrupt and you have turned away from God. much work to do. if it makes you feel warm & cozy inside, you have been touched by God’s grace and good things will come

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@shrampmannne @yesyyyr i can’t imagine how that would seriously be a draw for anyone

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@ascentovalhalla @takeheartmonica he had already planned the date and proposal ahead of time. at a certain point you just gotta do it. can’t keep postponing

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@yinyang_yo_ you mean to tell me there wouldn’t be any demand for people to live in live laugh love valley?

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a lot of LDR’s unwavering cult status exists because in an era of forced gender neutralization & girlboss “feminism”, it’s an almost revolutionary act for a woman to make genuinely honest art without any sort of “empowerment” narrative. just raw honest storytelling.

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@audiohymn you’re gonna post this and not tell us where it is?

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@DailyCastiza enough with the NAMBLAposting please

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@legotrillermoth this is based and all of you guys in the replies are visibly miserable misanthropes

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@YSufferer none. it gets cooler with age, unironically

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1 year

@hampsterofx if this was white ppl in a big grassy field doing the exact same thing you guys would all be calling it based and trad

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proud of this one 💪🏻💯 another one bites the dust 💨🔫

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@LegoRacers2 in the sopranos the actor who plays vito also plays a random unnamed innocent civilian customer at a bakery in season 1

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@stephenehorn @royllovians lmfao just get a bigger shirt then you idiot

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8 months

what part of twitter did i stumble into? never been more confused in my life why r ppl celebrating a man verbally harassing a woman on a dating app and how tf is this “sexual tension”? and why is everyone acting like they’re “matching energies” when she’s just defending herself

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Honestly you guys seem like a good match

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@literaryeric @gran1te_mtn > Inflation adjusted wages are about the same as they were in the 1960s this is not even remotely true

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1 year

height gaps should be more controversial than age gaps unironically

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9 months

@dissproportion idk i’ve never seen a guy pull a hot girl without being able to pull another. i’m not convinced this actually happens

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@joyci_schecter you know what i mean

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love how “autistic” has been entirely removed from its original meaning now. it’s very much analogous to how “queer” is used, but for a different demographic (with occasional overlap)