Renault @renaultwon Twitter profile

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Renault

24 days

Women be like eww why do guys need to watch porn to jack off why can’t you just be normal and think about getting murdered instead

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Is that a fuckin wayfair patio set? Nice try Winston it’s a teardown

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Winston Churchill’s former London home hits the market for $24.8M

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I lift weights in my garage but I have a Planet Fitness membership I use just to stare at the fat girls pretending to work out

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@renaultwon

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I lift weights in my garage but I have a Planet Fitness membership I use just to stare at the fat girls pretending to work out

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@Zarhnahrl Hey.

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Woah crock pot salsa chicken for dinner again?? You rule babe!

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@extantonceagain I had to return some videotapes

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100F outside AC cranked so high I need all the blankets The European Mind cannot comprehend this

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Me working my first Fat Bitch Friday

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@renaultwon

26 days

“Pussy In Bio? That’s you guys??”

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Remote Amazon tribe connects to Elon Musk’s Starlink internet, become hooked on porn, social media

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Boomer: yea so this one summer after high school I gained 50 lbs eating pot brownies got a sunburn on my bald head and still had unprotected sex every night under the boardwalk Zoomer: I press my tongue into the roof of my mouth 3hrs every day so I can get 1 tinder match/month

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@renaultwon

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If you want to fuck waitresses just get a job at a restaurant

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Here's my advice to single American men who feel hopeless about ever finding a good woman to marry: Take a month or two between jobs and drive across the USA. Stop at every gas station and truck stop, and eat every meal at diners during non-rush hours. Avoid cities; stop

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It’s Fat Bitch Friday

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@renaultwon

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There was exactly one girl with the biggest tits in high school did you fuck her yes or no

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@renaultwon

21 days

Best lap dance I ever bought she plopped herself down next to me and sighed “hey dude my knees hurt from crawling on the bar do you wanna just grab on me and talk for a few songs?” I got played out of a months rent but the amount of times I jacked off to this paid for itself

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@renaultwon

22 days

We can leave as soon as my hair is dry

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@renaultwon

19 days

Girls at any party in the 2000s when any song comes on

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Happy pride month to the lezzies who still let us hit when they get down bad

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that was close

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My mom meeting my gfs

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@renaultwon

18 days

been watching Gossip Girl and ok hear me out…

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“I wanted you to hear it from me first…I made likes private” “…you’re going to ask Renault to talk about me again aren’t you…”

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@renaultwon

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Nobody: Rogan: *hits blunt* you know if Brock lesnar wanted to rape you there’s literally nothing you could do about it

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@renaultwon

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This is how a swimsuit is supposed to fit

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Twelve chic swimsuits for big-busted bathing beauties

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@renaultwon

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When I meet a brick and mortar business owner that’s my age, the business is often a hybrid of two other businesses: a barbershop that serves liquor, A dog grooming salon that shows old movies. As a generation, millennials have not moved past putting bacon in chocolate.

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Your female mutuals 5 minutes after you logged off last night

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Girl in front of me at the gym is doing the pussy and asshole workout

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@renaultwon

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Wait hold up let me cook

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McDonald’s to end AI drive-thru experiment after errant orders — including one that added bacon to ice cream

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“Renault…it’s terrible…this dogshit clickbait coal mine stole our tweet…” “Forget it, Bryce, that was Twitter. This is X. You and me? We’ll always have Newsweek.”

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@renaultwon

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Just made pretty good Beef with Broccoli

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You gotta be pretty horny to doxx yourself on here

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@renaultwon

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Do you think Lana will bring this up

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Billie Eilish by Lana Del Rey for Interview, Summer 2024 💙

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Gm❤️

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LisaAnn al Gaib

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@renaultwon

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Lisa Ann comes over to my house to help me cook thanksgiving dinner and gets the bird perfectly golden brown and juicy I say thanks so much Lisa but I keep getting friendzoned by girls can you help me and she laughs and says i dunno man I wouldn’t really wanna fuck you either

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@renaultwon

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If you are under 30 you can’t grasp what has been lost when not so long ago you could get your bros and her entire friend group trashed for $48. you want to know what happened to the fuck rate? Make a slideshow of drink special blackboards from 2010-2020

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@renaultwon

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“Did you want to look over our list of modern takes on classic cocktails” no I want a $2 vodka red bull

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@renaultwon

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How about it? let’s get outta here.

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Happy pride month to the lezzies who still let us hit when they get down bad

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“paula”

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i don’t think we’ve reached a universal consensus on what a sundress is

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@renaultwon

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All this just to get passed over in my mind palace jack off sesh for the big tiddy soft tummy mild acne chick-fil-a drive thru iPad girl from Seaford, Delaware

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Breakdown of the costs of a “well-maintained” attractive woman in a large U.S. city: - hair: $400/every 2-3 months at least - facials: $200-300/mnth - fitness: $200-400/mnth - cosmetics: $100-300/mnth - nails: $100+/mnth - brows: $15-40/mnth - waxing/laser: $100-$150/mnth - med

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@renaultwon

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It’s not a creepshot if you make eye contact

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Why have I been drinking so much coffee lately…?

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@renaultwon

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I know it’s only a recent Federal Holiday, but I’ve been celebrating Juneteenth with my secretary for many years. I guess you could say I’m something of a progressive, myself.

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@renaultwon

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“Renault sorry I have to unfollow you I have a gf now” bro super stoked for you but tbh I didn’t know we were dating

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@renaultwon

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I don’t smoke much these days but I still love Big Tobacco

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@renaultwon

19 days

focus on what matters most

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@renaultwon

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Shopping list for a party, 2024: cinnamon sticks, bitters, aperol, cucumbers, st Germain, small batch bourbon, cocktail smoker Shopping list for a party, 2004: vodka, vanilla vodka, raspberry vodka, orange vodka, blueberry vodka

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@renaultwon

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Scrolling thru 500 of her reaction gifs until I find 1 dirty mirror selfie

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Posting the next big e girl in the gc while she still has 140 followers

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Planning trip to Rome to enjoy the classical architecture

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@renaultwon

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When my parents met my dad was a “journalist” and my mom was an “artist” damn they were literally egirl and her podcaster bf 1985

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@renaultwon

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“Did you want to look over our list of modern takes on classic cocktails” no I want a $2 vodka red bull

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Some may say my crossover SUV is lesbian-coded but my fav hobbies are kayaking and eating pussy so that tracks

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Heather Harmon & friends *click* Gianna Michaels Naomi *click* Larkin love power girl *click* Angela white crying *click*

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“Normally I’m rocking a Rolex with a $5 Chinese silicone band” “Low profile, nice. Ok, active shooter, what’s your move?” “Used the awl on my leatherman to install a kydex holster in my wife’s purse, now she carries a five-seven for me at all times” “Low profile, nice”

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porno & horror movie samples in rock music, you don’t hear much of that anymore

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Day 0 NoFap

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AOC & Meghan Markel at the same time

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who’s a celebrity you realistically think you could pull?

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“Were you keking or were you jejing” “I…I don’t know” “Sure you do”

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@renaultwon

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Ultimate HBO Girls iceberg redpill is when you find out that Adam is based on Sam Hyde

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@renaultwon

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Restaurant kitchens are like jails, after 14 hours of almost getting into a fistfight with the guy next to you, you’ll literally fuck anything to blow off steam

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I've noticed men that cook tend to be really horny fuckers.

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Gn❤️

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Driving through a very colorful neighborhood on a very hot day

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@renaultwon

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Jada Stevens Oil Overload *click* Ava Devine Border Bangers *click* Kelsi Monroe Jet Ski *click* Caroline Pierce Office *click* Eva Notty Lifeguard *click*

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@renaultwon

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Would you like to leave a 30% tip

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@renaultwon

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Tfw my xweet is touched by a Legend

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@_wot_now_ @ChoctawDoge @renaultwon it's on adulttime...shot before covid. but I don't immediately remember the exact info. I'll update you if it comes to me.

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