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mostly poor quality joaks in pictorial format. i have a second account for nsfw fanart @winifredaf17429

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@airbagged They stopped delivering to my house because of our pet goose who tries to seduce or eat visitors depending on his current vibes so we had to build a goose proof delivery chute for the fence
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2 years
@Rabdoidal Some of these definitely depend on if we're wearing it or painting the house it
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2 years
@alolanfloatzel I wish pride was as perverted and counterculture as kweer twitter thought it was instead I get stickers that support the military industrial complex but in rainbow
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2 years
@tulSerafleWehT And the Oscar for worst hot take tweet goes to this one right here
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7 months
When he explains why he's soggy and crying on the front porch #ScottPilgrimTakesOff #gordongoose #GideonGraves #juliepowers
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@danikins77 @airbagged I have not found a correlation yet it is seemingly a flip of the goose coin
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2 years
@artoffuckery Fellas is it gay to tell a man he wears fine things well under the light of the full moon
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3 years
@F0LKSD0NTM1ND Sharpie that thing on the whiteboard
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6 months
Mr O malley I had exactly 1 note on all of Scott pilgrim and this is it Gideon should have been the cat. No other notes 10/10 #ScottPilgrim
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2 years
The face of a man who's about to drink two bottles of wine, listen to ye olde evanescence shanties, dye his hair, and then have terrible rebound sex with the wrong person #OurFlagMeansDeath #ofmd
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2 years
@ofmd_tweets The struggle tweets are coming from inside the cast
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@kilikikero @chinchlady701 Ya like how parents imprison you in a car seat and make you wear a seat belt against your will because they think they know what's best for you, depriving you of the ability to fly like superman through the windshield and experience the pavement at 60mph? Cruel
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6 months
“you’re talking to the ceo pal” Title card: Gideon loses his job
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2 years
@ss_medley this is a izzy hands love account. i would call him a rat but i like rats more than him. i will continue to point and laugh when he thinks stede and ed are fucking on the deck and almost starts crying it’s one of the funniest moments of the show
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6 months
Shitposting hours
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For sure a Miku Stan
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6 months
the iconic party scene but it's #patelgraves
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2 years
That’s it that’s the whole show #ofmd #renewourflagmeansdeath #steddyhands
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2 years
@Darkipliertwt No idea if he's an actor or what but whoever this dude is he is fully cheeked up is what I've learned from this thread
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2 years
@possumnest Next season episode begins with gay on gay murder, episode ends with Stede showing up
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2 years
@gr33ng0ddess @shutupaida Lmao "Brylyngrysyn can't have colored toys he has congenital anxiety"
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2 years
I can really relate to stede because after their kiss the whole rest of the scene he looks like he just found out he's gay and has been his whole life and is processing it #OurFlagMeansDeath #OFMDSpoilers #BLACKBONNET
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Julie's house husband #GordonGoose #GideonGraves #juliepowers Some day I will stop mashing his movie and anime versions together but not 2day
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2 years
@CharCubed But also the sirens are lesbians
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3 years
Hes got his boots Hes got his hat Hes bringing country back (Because he's horse girl coded) #WWDITS #nandermo #shadowsfx
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2 years
@LaurenWalshArt I beg of these comments to stop vagueposting on horrifying politics what happened
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6 months
@eonszyn Oh yeah this one is about me this is the character and this is what I see through my wacky carnival glasses
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2 years
Climate change aside what did florida think was going to happen building houses that look like this in a swamp with 3' elevation and a reliable hurricane season #hurricaineIan
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2 years
@testosteronejew When I hear 1998 called vintage my brain shrivels
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2 years
@jasminericegirl @bellesaco The men in here "we just became obsolete" as if they haven't been outdone by machinery for about half a decade
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2 years
@wordssetinstony But also, even if they just think it's hot and stay cishet? Who gives a shit, its a fictional character. You do you girls. The weird porn I make is not more *valid* because I'm not cishet yikes
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6 months
@SlayQueenArt *clicks through and interacts with an account that says dead dove on it* oh my God? There is a dead dove in here? I am a vegan? How dare you ???? This is anti vegan. Cancelled
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3 years
#ShadowsFX Nandor be like
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@camelotslibrary @allbugsarenice @kcalbug Can you imagine if when you went to the doctor they held your face underwater the whole time they were running tests and just intermittently pulled you out to breathe lmao
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2 years
@ren_nolasco Same photo
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For sure a Miku Stan
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2 years
@Jokerstars_CEO @ArlArse666 @mhdksafa First of all that's 6 months so not even a part of the equation second of all your pfp is a man wearing sunglasses in his car so forgive me if I don't care about what you "personally" think when this decision doesn't even involve us
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2 years
@Crypto_Cube1 @xruiztru The crypto guy thinks he can build a better house that fits the climate with the resources available lmao
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@houseofdarklina How did HBO finesse me into being pleased by an uncle dicking down his niece
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2 years
@10NewsAcevedo @10News that's actually more security than the regular carousel lmao???
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@pushtheneedle No you're right Washington it's much better to sit in a 30 Escalade deep line in the mornings than it is to walk your dog up the street to the coffee place
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@RDXsurprise @JenLRossman @airbagged It is not but i will have to remember that for the next one
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2 years
@QuarantinedCoof All zoomer women reading this
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@theserfstv Hate when I wear a dress to school and half my class dies
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2 years
@bad2sentence I know we are all about the heeheehawhaws here but there is a pattern of kids going through puberty earlier than they did even 10 years ago and are hitting their final adult height earlier which is highly concerning for multiple reasons
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3 years
There's just not enough vampire cake on this here website that's all #WWDITS #nandor #nandermo
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2 years
@angelfarnham A bird guy is like a capybara but for pirates
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time to llamapost scott pilgrim #ScottPilgrimTakesOff
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4 months
@AdamColinGandy @AlHendiify Me welding shut the doors of your SUV with you inside it: it's fine it's the environment he lives in
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2 years
@PajamaPajamaPa2 @LaurenWalshArt I'm talking about the tweets saying "oh isn't it terrible" with no reference to what the thing is you dork. Leaving me wondering, was there a shooting? Did scotus ban gay marriage? Has Texas decided to start rounding up trans kids?
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@tropotropotropo Why twitter got me defending someone whose show I Do Not Like lmao
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2 years
@bestofnextdoor Real answer: keep the thing inside it's pretty damn easy
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@edwithnobeard It's because we gays have been charlie browned with the football of representation too many times
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@Deeunichic71 @JagsFanBrian Him willingly identifying as a republican in the year 2023 tells me none of the current republican causes are dealbreakers for him. Tells me a lot more than you're saying
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@lamew1tch Just a suggestion
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@gorpololo @bad2sentence Could mean something is weird food and water wise, could be endocrine disrupting chemicals, and the human body is not meant to mature that quickly which could cause issues. My personal theory is it has the same roots as whatever has caused male sperm count to half in 40 years.
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Siren merman time #ofmd #ofmdfanart
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@Alt52823069 @theeyecollector Pacific north west online dating is easily 80% "open marriage" or "solo poly" or "I have 5 kids and 6 ugly boyfriends"
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@eddieenjoyer Is height an illusion
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@musicwins1 @Metallica Imagine gatekeeping one of the most often used bands in the world their music has got to be in like half the movies made
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@NotEvenTaletend I think he's just rich enough he doesn't need to take his meds an assistant can pick up behind him
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@testosteronejew WHY MAKING ME CONFRONT MY AGING
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3 years
@parentinfluenc1 Has anyone told you the commentary reads like a terrible vapid childrens book and we would be more willing to continue clicking if it was just the photos
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@lizcourserants It's like hating George Bush but only because his paintings are not technically proficient
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2 years
@lemtovs I could have sworn they were the same height but apparently not
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2 years
raise your hand if you have ever been personally victimized by izzy hands
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@MILFSFORSTEDE Of COURSE he's a Leo look at him look at his life look at his choices
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2 years
@KikiDoodleTweet I don't want to be a naysayer but I'm in animal Healthcare and was a pet groomer for five years. don't do this yall. It might work for some cats but if you do it to the wrong cat you are going to lose your nose and eyes
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@stnkydeadcat I think comic gideon rather is a catgirl
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@EptaKus @david_jenkins__ "FLY MY CHILDREN FLY AND VANQUISH OUR ENEMIES"
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@kromitar It is so gay of him to put in a full library and just a twin bed
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@bradsmoneybin The queen dying is what gets the Darbys canceled? Didn't have this one on my bingo card
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@LudoVicco1971 Preach. He really added something (red panties) essential (butch lesbian vibe) that the character was completely boring without
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@Sourgoats The pearl clutching reaction is unreal
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@sambaschutte Someone was an art major and could not help themselves with the lighting
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@nevermindkaz If the merch is not made of real silk I quit
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@masterbestdiIf Shit I prefer them to dudes fetishizing irl lesbian relationships
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@datepatience @chinchlady701 Lmao the fact outdoor cats die faster is a statistic proved fact. The crap you followed that up with was the definition of an anecdote.
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@thejimjammiest @MrL1ama @chinchlady701 Ooooh it's the circle of life, until the cat gets eaten by a coyote or loose dog or flattened by a prius then it's ooooh how could this happennn
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@AmberMcVay2 @chinchlady701 He also kills all the animals that would actually predate a snake and believe it or not, can also be killed by a rattlesnake
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@benvifilms This literally looks like an intro to a porno
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@Sourgoats When the art so good the network has to intervene
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@TheBlackStag4 @PanderShirts Bingo card when gen z sex negativity comes up: gen z implying people are p*dos for extremely tenuous reasons✅ "Glorify sex" = generally most people enjoy sex ✅ "Sex is everywhere" (not actual sex just cgi marvel dudes with their shirts off)✅
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@trishcrawford @bestofnextdoor Oh you're that neighbor huh
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2 years
Was anyone going to tell me his real legal name was Israel Hands or was I supposed to find that out from ao3 #OurFlagMeansDeath #ofmd #izzyhands
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@GabeofThorns @ask_aubry We do not experience pain because we all have a crippling addiction to prescription opoids hope this helps
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@hornedbride They need to embrace the will-they-or-wont-they(comically murder eachother) vibes
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