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Jason Good

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5 months

@PlayoffShai2 Elbowed him in the neck after the foul was called. So it’s a dead ball foul, which is a technical.

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5 months

@annaeknutson I didn’t even notice the officiating, which means it was good.

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11 years

Before Twitter, was there a way to publicly announce ones unsuitability for relationships?

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6 months

@DaneMooreNBA Never a dull answer from the gem of a human.

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4 months

@HoodieNaz_ Would have been Kyrie’s sixth. Gotta keep him in for ratings.

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5 months

@PlayoffShai2 Sure was. Luka is allowed his space. Dort didn’t give it to him, Luke started falling and Dort pulled him down.

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12 years

I can still hear Chris Christie breathing after I turn off the TV

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6 months

@ButtaSports We win a championship or even get to WCF why on earth would he leave? ANT and all the glorious Wolves fans will make Minneapolis a big market. His shoe sales are already bananas, and his jersey is gonna be be top 5 when more young kids are able to watch him. We can do this!

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11 years

The Paleo diet is a great idea because the avg. human lifespan was 28 years.

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12 years

Just saw a woman lick her finger to change the page on her Kindle

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9 years

"Giddy up Jingle Horse get ...." Wait, what the hell is a jingle horse?

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3 years

@turtlebeach55 @mileswjarz @StarTribune Civil rights was achieved without violence? Ok. Ha.

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7 months

@WeAreOKC They the 2022-23 Grizzlies all over again. Young, cocky, and about to get exposed in the playoffs.

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9 months

@LakersBetta @DuaneRankin Lemme know if you want the whole clip. It’s long.

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13 years

President Obama, You have something up your sleeve, right? We need a hint. Sincerely, Everyone

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5 months

@ClutchPoints Jaden hooked him a little. It was a soft call but would have held up in review.

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12 years

Sneezing is the body's way of reminding us how ridiculous we are.

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11 years

I believe that having your "mind on your money and your money on your mind" is the opposite of being "laid back."

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10 months

@StunnaKy Philly fans all in their feelings because no one outside of Philly likes their franchise player

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2 years

@brianglenntv @RSBNetwork Pretty small arena.

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11 years

4pm: A kid at the playground still has his pajamas on. Must have been a rough morning. Pick your battles.

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12 years

"whichever way takes the longest" -- how a child chooses to get out of a car

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5 months

@den_shorts Malone just storms the court and screams at the ref with spittle flying out of his mouth. Real class act.

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7 months

@NBA_University Korver WHAT????? 🔥🔥🔥🔥 that’s bananas.

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@jasonmgood

4 months

@kyriemavs @pmart2452 @dallasmavs @celtics Doesn’t matter. You catch a defender out of legal guarding position (in the case lively with his arms not at all vertical), you initiate contact with that defender and it’s a foul every time. Luka does it, Shai does it, etc.

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9 months

@ClutchPoints Hit him right smack on the arm. Good call

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5 months

@HowlsAndGrowls_ It’s amazing how ANT can be such a lockdown POA defender, and when all the 4 other starters are in foul trouble, he usually only has 1 or 2. Same with NAW.

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8 months

@DubSuns Dude it’s ONE GAME

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9 months

@protectedpick @scooperhoops KD took care of the whole game

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12 years

Ham, cheese, mushrooms, and the vulnerability of a child - The John Denver Omelette

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5 months

@YoungNBA Booker throwing flames in 2023.

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9 years

Parenting advice: never buy small toys. Your life will be spent looking for them while a child yells at you.

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7 months

@DubSuns @KDTrey5 He could have easily had 50 with all those in-and-outs.

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@jasonmgood

11 years

"How about Bone Thugs?" "It's ok I guess, but what about our beautiful harmonies?"

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2 years

I have to say, in the Devil Went Down to Georgia by The Charlie Daniels Band, I like the Devil’s solo better.

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10 years

Haha - Remember delayed gratification? So quaint.

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5 months

@jrborman13 I hope officiating doesn’t play a big role. Letting these two teams play would be a great thing to watch.

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5 months

@DaneMooreNBA Honestly, Murray’s actions should been seen as 3 separate events. The money sign - 75k. And because it was within the same game, and he TWICE attempted/succeeded at throwing objects at the referee, he should have been ejected and suspended.

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@jasonmgood

12 years

THERE ARE TOO MANY KINDS OF LETTUCE.

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@jasonmgood

11 years

Eggplant: “Hey, can I get a tiny purple pumpkin in the shape of a human kidney that tastes like dirt?”

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6 months

@SethPartnow Was thinking that watching Lakers last night and how gassed AD was. Rudy never gets gassed.

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@jasonmgood

11 years

Update: No one cares that you're thinking of deleting your Facebook account.

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5 months

@tyra_elisabeth Exactly. But then when clarified, he blew it off and said it was his elbow. So you can stay annoyed 🙂

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@jasonmgood

11 years

Watching my kid sit completely still while getting his face painted made me realize he's been full of shit his whole life.

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5 months

@iamrahstradamus Vegas odds changed by 2 points in favor of PHX as soon as refs were announced. I’m not kidding.

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6 months

@JaceFrederick Been following Suns all year - post-game twitter spaces, podcasts, etc. The take away is: Frank Vogel is awful; no team chemistry; no pecking order; Booker is a ball hog; KD doesn’t get the ball enough. They’ve been saying it all season. Now they are screaming it.

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@jasonmgood

11 years

My 4 year-old son invented the word, "Whobody." Whobody wants pancakes?! Clearly we should all follow his lead.

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@jasonmgood

4 months

@ZaraRahim Does it say “scheduled message” when the recipient receives it? This seems like something Apple would do.

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@jasonmgood

10 years

My vote goes to any candidate who will unify allen wrench sizes.

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@jasonmgood

8 months

@SlimReaperS7N He plays very smart defense. He doesn’t LOOK like he’s being a dawg. That’s why people discredit him.

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@jasonmgood

10 years

Rainbow suspenders. Forever.

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@jasonmgood

2 years

@TPostMillennial @RepMTG THE CALL IS COMING FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE!

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4 months

@JonKrawczynski 5 stinkers in a row for him. I knew it was coming too.

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@jasonmgood

4 months

@PhilMackey @Stathead There’s a real discussion here about Finch getting wildly outcoached by Kidd. He never changed the plan, just said we needed to execute better. Well, when the team isn’t executing, maybe it’s because of the plan.

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@jasonmgood

7 months

@JonKrawczynski Have refs decided “no fouls on poster attempts”?

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@jasonmgood

4 months

@ClutchPoints @SiriusXMNBA Tatum going 9 for 35 in game 2

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@jasonmgood

12 years

I'm very indoorsy

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@jasonmgood

12 years

Is gluten the same thing as HIV?

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@jasonmgood

12 years

What does it feel like to be satisfied with something other than food?

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@jasonmgood

11 years

@robdelaney it's the "Ha" in ham and "Ja" in javelin that make this sublime.

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@jasonmgood

11 years

Is the neighbor's garbage a good place to put the Elf tonight ?

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@jasonmgood

11 years

Writing tip: when someone asks you, "How's the writing going," send them a screenshot of how far you've gotten in Candy Crush.

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7 months

@KDforMVP_ Nah. He still moves like that. Don’t worry. Watch some of the Celtics game and nuggets game. He gets in his bag and it’s sharp. As good or better than this. He fully healthy for the first time in like 4 seasons. He’s still crisp as hell

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11 years

You ever feel like there's nothing to eat but sandwiches?

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@jasonmgood

10 years

I just paid my four-year-old son to eat.

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4 months

@statmusewolves 4th stinker in a row. Kid’s head ain’t right. All the media glazing finally got to him.

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@jasonmgood

11 years

The worst part of a party is when someone comes over and talks to you.

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@jasonmgood

4 months

@run_bull_ @notbuaydubz This every other day schedule is wearing him out I think.

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@jasonmgood

5 years

Now imagine if the internet went down.

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@jasonmgood

10 years

"Hey, that was fun! Let's keep doing it until it's not." - kids.

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@jasonmgood

9 years

Would be cool if people started dancing like people are watching again.

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@jasonmgood

8 months

@ThunderFilmRoom You spelled “fouls” wrong.

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@jasonmgood

11 years

Lemonheads: Hi y’all, I’m just hanging out here at the movie theater in case you ever wanted to eat Lemon Pledge. Let me know, K?

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@jasonmgood

12 years

Newspaper headlines beginning with "Florida man…" never end well.

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@jasonmgood

11 years

You ever write a paper in college about a book you never bothered to read? That's exactly what it feels like to write a book.

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@jasonmgood

12 years

Having children is the most frustrating, exhausting and completely unregrettable thing I've ever done.

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12 years

My wife is on her second glass of wine, and I'm on my first glass of "you told me that already."

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@jasonmgood

11 years

Why do I feel like I've just been released from a POW camp when my kids go to bed?

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@jasonmgood

11 years

So, marriage is agreeing to go to Target every weekend with the same person for the rest of your life?

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11 years

The amount of screaming I ignore is alarming.

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14 years

Sarah Palin is a total MILK (Mom I'd like to kill)

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@jasonmgood

11 years

Note: Yelling, "Stop crying!" does not make a child stop crying.

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@jasonmgood

12 years

Life is the process of slowly losing your ability to turn down food.

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@jasonmgood

11 years

If your wife is out, leaving you with the kids, the fastest way to her to come home is to ignore her texts of, "How's everything going?"

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@jasonmgood

8 years

I'm "Adult Coloring Book" depressed.

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@jasonmgood

9 years

Parenting tip: don't do anything funny unless you're prepared to keep doing that same thing for 6 hours.

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5 months

@JaceFrederick Love that ANT is getting his, but it’s getting out of control. He seems unbothered by it, but I wonder how all this attention, and anointing of him, might be affecting a 22 year-old.

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7 years

Friend couldn’t remember how many weeks are in a year. She defended herself, saying, “I get it confused with how many cards in a deck.”

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@jasonmgood

7 months

@DubSuns Bro do you remember him last year? Sure only 35 or so games but his splits were insane. 56/45/90 or something? He’s been elite since his Achilles, just a bit different.

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@jasonmgood

10 years

Is someone paying people to be offended?

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@jasonmgood

11 years

Always be the seeker in hide & seek. It's 30 second of peace. I tweeted that while "counting."

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4 years

Let me explain love to you. My parents are both dead. I found my mom’s journal. In it, she was writing about how hard it was to be away from my dad. “There’s no one here to compliment me on my new hat,” she wrote.

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11 years

How great would it be if people took all the compassion they have for dogs and focused it on humans?

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