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@flyChy

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@flyChy
Old Miami
2 years
While y’all are here. Subscribe to the pod
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@flyChy
Old Miami
2 years
I will never fully recover from my daughter pulling down my shorts and exposing my bare ass and pussy in the middle of Panera Bread this morning.
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@flyChy
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2 years
Who knew when National Geographic said that this is what the average American would look like in 2050 it’s because we would all be descendants of Nick Cannon.
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@flyChy
Old Miami
4 years
One thing about me is imma ignore every challenge I’m tagged in.
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@flyChy
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1 year
Idc how old she is, give that bitch the chair
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NEW: Emmett Till's relative, Patricia Sterling, has filed a lawsuit for the arrest of the white woman whose false allegations resulted in the 14 y/o Black boy’s kidnapping, torture & murder nearly 70 yrs ago in the US. The white woman, Carolyn Bryant, is now 89 y/o, living life.
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@flyChy
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2 years
pick me, the lawyer edition.
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@flyChy
Old Miami
9 months
My Instacart shopper bought me a baby shower gift. We get him a lot and he’s always so grateful for the tip. When he delivered groceries on Saturday and noticed the shower decorations he was like “I wish I had known” but he shopped for us today and brought us diapers🥹
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@flyChy
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2 years
Your favorite CEOs are up at 5 am because they’ve been up all night doing coke not whatever capitalist bullshit about how “the most successful people are early risers” they try to sell you on.
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@flyChy
Old Miami
3 years
Lord, may my hand never touch the knee of my replacement.
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@flyChy
Old Miami
3 years
I keep getting asked about this, yes I got vaccinated and YES I’m breastfeeding. Instead of crying my child now makes the windows 95 chime sound but other than that she experienced no symptoms.
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@flyChy
Old Miami
4 years
Another man thinking he doesn’t have to do anything as a father other than provide financially.
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@flyChy
Old Miami
10 months
I had to go see what that girl that slurped down 48 oysters on that date looked like. This is not what I was expecting while also somehow being exactly what I expected.
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@flyChy
Old Miami
2 years
@xm_muva girl no lol. i’m ready to get my tubes tied, i’ve never been so embarrassed i’m my life.
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@flyChy
Old Miami
3 years
Every time someone reminds me that Lori Harvey doesn’t actually have a Twitter I become deeply concerned for whoever it is running this account.
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@flyChy
Old Miami
3 years
This how I take pictures with my uncles when I run into them at the club.
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@flyChy
Old Miami
10 years
MLK: what's wrong baby? Coretta: oh nothing, I just think it's funny how you're having dreams that aren't about me http://t.co/W14PaBPVPg
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@flyChy
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3 years
Now why am I in this? They better go look for HER!
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@flyChy
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9 years
That's when you have to just get pregnant, since a nigga want to be fam so bad we bout to start our own
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@flyChy
Old Miami
3 years
Porsha said she ready for detty December 😭
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@flyChy
Old Miami
2 months
It’s still FREE BOBRISKY!
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@flyChy
Old Miami
2 years
The largest police force in the country and the bodega guy caught the shooter. The case for abolishing the police writes itself.
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@flyChy
Old Miami
10 years
This man really just tried to get my number with a damn flip phone, I gave him my old number from 2003 since we playin throw back Tuesday
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@flyChy
Old Miami
3 months
“I can’t comment on politics” while at the White House correspondents dinner is crazy
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Jax being interviewed at the White House correspondents dinner is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen. Wait for the end
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@flyChy
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3 years
@AtlTopTier It’s the way she said “I love the lgbt” then preceded to go on the most homophobic rant
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@flyChy
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8 months
Let me say what I think happened, as soon as Wendy left Ashley’s house she called her mom to tell her what Ashley told her. Her mom immediately started making calls. By the time Ashley told her she “misrepresented” the facts the damage was already done. #RHOP
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@flyChy
Old Miami
3 months
Am I being dramatic or does making every Nigerian food feel like Nara Smith?
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@flyChy
Old Miami
2 years
@xm_muva the worst part is that once I got my shorts out of her grip to pull them up she lost it crying and I had to keep her from slamming her head on the floor. it was such a scene!
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@flyChy
Old Miami
4 years
More Love & Misogyny, Huntsville
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@flyChy
Old Miami
9 years
"Ass on houston Texas, but the face looks just like Claire Huxtable" #Makessense http://t.co/G5MexdwtUL
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@flyChy
Old Miami
3 months
“Get rid of your lawyer, what you need is a therapist, because you’re a fucking clown” - Katie, ate that #pumprules
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@flyChy
Old Miami
2 months
I’m sorry but nothing can make me hate this man. #SummerHouse
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@flyChy
Old Miami
2 years
Has someone already made this joke? Seems too easy
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@flyChy
Old Miami
2 months
I hated this, gassing a man like this should be illegal #loveIslandusa
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@flyChy
Old Miami
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The producers of this seasons #loveislandusa
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@flyChy
Old Miami
1 year
This #rhop tea better be BS because if Nneka came on this show to fight with Wendy I’ll be so so upset. I’m not about to watch two Igbo girls fight especially not for the entertainment and glee of the colorist cabal
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@flyChy
Old Miami
4 years
Eventually we need to have a conversation about how these arbitrary minimum age for screenings set by the insurance companies to save money leave a lot of people undiagnosed till it’s too late.
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The fact that he's not supposed to start getting screened for colon cancer til like age 45 and he got diagnosed at Stage III at age 39 is also fucking me up.
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@flyChy
Old Miami
2 years
I’m muting this tweet but for the record I was referring to why Elon Musk was up at 6 am yesterday challenging someone to fight not your friends and their little candle businesses 😂
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@flyChy
Old Miami
4 years
Maternity shoot ✨
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@flyChy
Old Miami
2 years
Kathryn didn’t have a single friend in that room because how could no one have told her she needed to fix her makeup? #SouthernCharm
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@flyChy
Old Miami
2 years
@okthenprincess She’s a loser!
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@flyChy
Old Miami
3 years
I think she can read for real because why is she looking angry and stressed at this MLK book?
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@flyChy
Old Miami
3 years
Ok time to mute this, niggas starting to advertise their mixtapes.
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@flyChy
Old Miami
1 year
The white women twisting themselves into knots to make Raquel the victim in all this have become the real villains of #Scandoval for me. The utility of white tears, and the bullshit white feminism gearing up to rally behind Raquel is far more insidious than the affair #PumpRules
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@flyChy
Old Miami
4 years
@Jen2y1 @marionaaaaa_ What does a woman asking for financial security have to do with him thinking all a father has to do is provide financially?
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@flyChy
Old Miami
10 years
I can't stand these grown men thinking they're too young for marriage, smh Adam was only 7 days old when he married Eve
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1 year
Lisa in a shocking twist of events has somehow overstayed her welcome on a show named after her. #PUMPRULES
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@flyChy
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1 year
Bethenny really said “stop letting Bravo exploit you and let me exploit you instead”
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@flyChy
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4 years
T.D. Jakes is posting #EndSARS but Redeemed Church pastors are still silent.
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“Injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere... Whatever affects one directly, affects all indirectly.” - Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. #EndSARS
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Nick Cannon has this girl on some real nut shit. #SellingSunset
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@flyChy
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2 months
Ariana is that bible verse about God preparing a table for you in the presence of your enemies personified. Her haters stay sick! I really can’t get over how perfect she is for the #loveislandusa host job
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2 years
BURNA TO THE WORLD 🇳🇬
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@flyChy
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9 years
Waiting for your Yoruba boyfriend to finally propose http://t.co/3HlD1q8lyK
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@skinnney I think Wendy could have gotten there but the minute Nneka started talking about the shrine and calling her mama a witch there wasn’t no coming back from that
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@flyChy
Old Miami
3 years
The CIA dropping off podcast equipment to destroy the Black community like they did with crack.
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@flyChy
Old Miami
2 years
Marlo is actually the person y’all try and make Candiace out to be. #RHOA
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@flyChy
Old Miami
10 months
Yes Miriam! …and this is exactly why Uche doesn’t date other Nigerians, he’s not trying to get handled #LoveIsBlind
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@flyChy
Old Miami
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As an Igbo mom myself, if I heard that another igbo girl was coming on a national platform to malign my daughter, I’m going to call her saying all times of “return to sender” prayers and even though Idk shit about voodoo, I’m putting that girls picture in the deep freezer #rhop
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@flyChy
Old Miami
8 years
Me: I want it just like the pic. Are you sure you can sew it well? Seamstress: what? Me? Of course. very well!
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2 years
“It’s not ok to celebrate someone’s death” is giving “violence is never the answer”
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3 years
Wow guys I’ve been doing this mom thing for 5 whole months now.
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@flyChy
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8 years
made this chin chin for this nigga at work & he told me how his gf loved the last 1 as u can see I took my shit back
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3 years
@KaraBTweets I wish he did this in the Jamaican accent.
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Old Miami
3 years
Kamsiyochi E. Omai and the E is effortless ✨
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4 months
Tom trying to bond with James over things Raquel said and it turning into James reading the fuck out of Tom was titillating! #PumpRules
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11 months
I’m usually pretty Dr. Umar to these things but the chemistry between Trey and Ryann is hard to deny. I really liked seeing them together. #TheUltimatum
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@flyChy
Old Miami
3 years
@MaggieEThornton @tesskrovetz The 5g is working amazing.
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@flyChy
Old Miami
10 years
Gotta only send nudes in black and white, so if they leak you're not a hoe you're an artist
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@flyChy
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7 years
Dealing with depression or anxiety is awful but being Nigerian makes it 10 times worse b/c Nigerians are inherently emotionally unsupportive
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Old Miami
2 years
the prep before going on trip is so expensive and exhausting I end up mad i’m going on vacation.
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2 years
We really have got to dismantle the patriarchy and white supremacy because ain’t no way! Look at him! #SummerHouse
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Carl is a loser, I fear. He needs to just go get him a 22 year old to boost his little self esteem #summerhouse
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10 months
Erin talking all that shit, pretending to be that girl but then being so bothered that Jessel paid her dust #RHONY
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3 months
@TheTobiSmith Right?! Like the most basic meal just for my child is rice and stew and even that requires bringing out the blender
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2 years
Kyle being the one to get up and comfort Rachel is why I’m always going to stick beside him. #WinterHouse
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9 years
Guys: when you have daughters please love them enough that when they grow up they won't feel the need to retweet every compliment they get
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3 years
Kam in yellow >
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10 months
Sai sucks! She’s so miserable and mean and I’m so embarrassed for her because you can tell she thought she ate all season and unfortunately she’s coming off even worse than Erin. #rhony
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Old Miami
3 years
Y’all are getting weird. Please get vaccinated and wear a mask!
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8 years
Sometimes you have to take control of your own destiny and be the one to take yourself to the next level!
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For the love of God someone please tell Sai she won. SAI YOU WIN YOU HAD THE ROUGHEST CHILDHOOD IN THE WORLD, NO ONE SHOULD DARE TALK ABOUT THEIR CHILDHOOD IN HER PRESENCE 📢 #RHONY
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3 years
No one will ever embarrass me more than Yewande in this moment. #LoveIsland
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3 years
Let me get this straight, Hannah is claiming she didn’t tell Amanda she was engaged because Kyle was upset that she didn’t tell Amanda she was engaged. #SummerHouse
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9 months
She’s been on some silly shit since she came on the show but this hair is a chaotic new low #SellingSunset
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8 months
Mia reaching like shit about Wendy using the word “slow” You worried about other children calling your child slow but you came on national TV to tell us the details of his IEP #rhop
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9 years
This might be the most ridiculous Kardashian/Jenner post of all time http://t.co/Fy6I2g2RQI
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3 years
I really miss the days when niggas thought it was gay to talk too much. Smh now they all have podcasts.
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@flyChy
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2 years
Black owned @vitaelondon With each Watch they sell they support a child’s education Across Sub-Saharan Africa The next 5 people to use the code PICKMELAWYER will save 50% at:
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10 months
Jessel can’t win with Sai and Erin and it’s so frustrating to watch. I can’t wait for the reunion, I hope Andy holds their feet to the fire. #RHONY
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I’m so triggered by the response to the last 5 minutes of the #pumprulesreunion a Black woman could never cry or mental health crisis her way into even an ounce of the sympathy/empathy people are showing Raquel. Please keep the same energy when the woman isn’t white.
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Obama getting a line up and picking out a tan suit as we speak
Just a heads up, in the coming days they’re going to parade around Jill Biden to clean up the image of Genocide Joe.
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Sir mix a lot was rapping about big butts while kim looked like this, but she's getting credit for the big butt era http://t.co/dNdPb7FVn0
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2 years
and the Razzie goes to…. #rhobh
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3 years
Kamsi ✨
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9 years
Dating an ugly nigga is stressful, having to constantly pretend he's rich so people don't know you're actually with him for his personality
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9 months
@whoaskedselle Like what is she saying?! He had 4 other babies after hers was born
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9 months
Kyle didn’t get mad at the people who went after her sister and caused the rift, she’s only mad at the ones that continued a friendship with her sister but kyle wants us to think she’s a victim in all this?! #rhobh
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9 years
Sometimes a tweet is just a tweet, you're not being subbed, there's no hidden message or anything deeper, the tweet is just a tweet
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3 years
Not Erika saying “Allegedly” to the story she was the one that told them in the preview for next weeks episode #RHOBH
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