👽Shawnee Chase @sheslostheplot Twitter profile

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1 year

This is Art. It astounds me how little sense it makes. Amazing.

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11 months

@coldhealing Tech founders: “I don’t have to answer to anybody!” Their investors:

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I’m gonna be honest I don’t understand how any of my friends/acquaintances take so many vacations??? It’s been this way since college. Everyone is always traveling?? How do you afford it???

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@coldhealing Their customers:

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1 year

What are the best lifestyle upgrades you’ve spent money on?

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1 year

Whenever anyone asks me what I do for fun I completely blank because what *do* I do for fun? My whole life is fun! There’s never a time where I think “I need some fun!!” I dont go out of my way to find “fun”. I just live my cute simple little life and do whatever strikes my fancy

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I cannot stress to you enough how much everyone is, fundamentally, “just some guy”

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1 year

nooooooo

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1 year

I can’t believe no one’s ever told me that new parents lose their sense of touch so sad!

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1 year

The most obnoxious person is the one who tries to carry on a conversation at a level that is at odds with the context. It’s incredibly juvenile. If you’re so smart why can’t you have a conversation within the appropriate confines of the context?

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1 year

If you guys can believe it this got over 400 likes on LinkedIn.

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1 year

@punished_cait I’m gonna need go lie down.

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1 year

@JMandel tbh I think she’s like early forties

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At my age my dad was working a trillion hours a week for little pay at KPMG and my mom was working at a perfume counter in DC to help support them. Then my dad got laid off and my mom got pregnant so they had to move back in with my moms parents for a couple years.

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You don’t “have adhd” you’re just doing information-age, knowledge-based work but still grading yourself on an industrial-age, assembly-line rubric.

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For everyone who is curious: my first marketing job out of school I made 33k a year and bartended twice a week and taught Pilates twice a week and babysat on the weekends to pay my bills.

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I think it's high time people stop being so gullible

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@tszzl This unfortunately made me like him again. Love a based king.

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1 year

This entire infographic is like one of those “you’ll never guess what comes next” posts

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1 year

@hi_frye Ummm some people are distracted because they don’t have their adhd meds have you ever thought about that????

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1 year

You’re not gonna want to hear this but executive function is a muscle.

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1 year

I love how much men love to travel. It’s giving old world merchant. It’s giving gold rush. It’s giving erewhon. I go to a guys insta and I see all his little travel pics and I immediately picture him in a covered wagon. Him with a little canteen and a map. Adorable.

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@DriscollEllis I’m ngl that makes it even funnier. Seems specifically designed for the small fraction of people in design who already know what it means…instead of being helpful to a larger portion of people!

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Obsessed with my grandfathers house.

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Idk I just think it’s probably normal to be struggling in your 20s and life is actually pretty good! I’m just happy to be here!!!

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8 months

@dollarbillbluez me when I naively walked into a liquor store and asked if they had yellow chartreuse

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Whenever I hear a song that’s particularly romantic the first thing I do is google the artist to check how many divorces they’ve had. I’m never disappointed.

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1 year

My unpopular opinion of the day is “who cares” is actually a legitimate, and quite possibly the ultimate, argument.

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4 months

@allgarbled nah this sucks don’t do it. how is your girlfriend going to get the gossip when you come home if you don’t talk about it! think about us for a change!

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I’m sorry to all the “anti-car”, Europe respectooooors but I have never felt more American than the times I have been behind the wheel of a car and it’s just me and the open road.

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1 year

If your first reaction is “this makes sense!!” you’re part of the problem.

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1 year

Every time I remember the fact that I have agency I am overwhelmed by how incredibly fucked up that is.

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How is this not fun????

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> be me > go to London > fall down the stairs > accidentally put a denture tablet that I thought was a breath mint in my mouth > wallet gets stolen out of my purse and all my accounts are drained and my passport is stolen 🙃

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1 year

The stupidest thing I’ve ever done is I got hit by a car and the guys insurance tried to call me for months and I just ignored it.

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I think the last time I took an honest to god vacation is when I tagged along on my dads companies yearly trip to Florida. In college.

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1 year

I’ve been saying.

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1 year

The air in San Francisco feels cleaner today. The vibe is more focused. Every tree, window, and street sign that couldn’t hack it has been taken out…we’re a city of winners now.

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1 year

@visakanv It’s a heavy accent visa!!! Keep up!

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1 year

Which one of you did this

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1 year

I’m tired of defending my love of being a homebody!!

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3 months

girl…

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9 months

The unwillingness to start from the beginning and slowly build competence sets a lot of people much farther back than they should be. Competence is built on reps. Start from the beginning. Engage with things seen as “juvenile” or “entry level”. I promise it doesn’t make you

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1 year

I’m not trying to be dramatic but I just made the most insane dinner in like ~20 minutes.

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1 year

Also, for context, I am 29!!!

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