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@okthenprincess

10 months

I'm starting a thread of my 2024 reads:

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@okthenprincess

2 years

Y'all, Big Freedia has been shot. She's been locked up. She lost her home during Katrina and had to shit off a bridge. She loves hard, helps everyone, and makes music for you to bounce that ass to everyday. Show her love! Watch her tv show. Buy her music. Go to her shows.

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@okthenprincess

3 years

@flyChy This isn’t even how child support works though…

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@okthenprincess

2 years

I always tell myself that if Freedia could get through all of that and still have a beat face, laid hair, and a good attitude, I can get through whatever bullshit I'm dealing with right now.

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@okthenprincess

2 months

this is the plot of a Ben Stiller movie

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@ayeejuju

2 months

imagine speed walking for hours and then losing at the end because you wanted to celebrate💀

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@okthenprincess

3 years

Reminds me of this deli chick who had a crush on Hubs and would give him good cuts of meats on the low and free cheeses. He wanted me to be jealous but I told him I wasn’t and to go back for that rare roast beef and if he had to fuck her, oh well

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@okthenprincess

2 years

I met my son two days before his kindergarten graduation. I drove him all the way back to Killeen, TX so he could attend the ceremony and cried like I had given birth to him as he walked across the stage. Today is his 11th birthday and here’s a pic from that day so long ago

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@okthenprincess

1 year

@KaraBTweets Kara...why would you show me this? She looks like she has a show on Zeus Network.

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@okthenprincess

2 years

Monkey just told me this long ass story about how a girl at school wouldn't get up when the bus driver told her to and she went to jail and the cops beat her and I was like "Excuse me?" Girl, he talking about Rosa Parks and just telling me in the way all 7yos can't tell a story!

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@okthenprincess

2 years

A girl we worked with had someone call to see if she was at work and the hostess said "Yes. She gets off at 11." Her ex husband came up to the job and shot her in the parking lot that night.

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@ProfCinephile

2 years

I don’t understand why it isnt standard training that you never confirm that someone is at work unless you have been given express permission to do so. This is one of the most dangerous things that happens in the workplace. You should NEVER confirm that they are working.

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2 years

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@okthenprincess

2 years

Monday is field day and so the shaved ice van is coming and I prepaid for my kids and also for 8 kids who won't have money that day. And I got this email from a teacher that said "From one poor kid to what I suspect was another, I see you." And now I'm crying so fucking hard!!

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@okthenprincess

9 months

And this is why I stay out of a lot of fan spaces. Because why are you here if you don’t know this? What am I gonna talk to you about if this is your first day on earth????

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@okthenprincess

2 years

😂😂😂 Every time this tweet shows back up I think “Why the fuck did I just say that Freedia got shot?” And then I read the rest and go “Oh I should have started this better.” But I muted it on the first day when like 300 people saw it and fucking forgot about it 🤷🏽‍♀️

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@rarebre3d

2 years

There had to be a better way to start this off

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@okthenprincess

2 years

I really wish Christine had not said anything about that man. I know she's been in prison with Kody Brown for 27yrs but somebody needs to tell her that you never publicly claim a man on the internet b/c he will embarrass you every single time.

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@okthenprincess

3 years

Listen, I believe Ladarius on everything…except that he was being nice to Kailee lmfaooooooo #CheerNetflix

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@okthenprincess

3 years

Happy Black History Month. Please leave me alone.

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@okthenprincess

8 months

Every time I show up to a zoom meeting wearing lipstick, my coworkers think I have a job interview. No!! I have chronic depression and I’m fighting it with a surely expired tube of matte lipstain!!!

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@okthenprincess

3 years

I’ve thoroughly enjoyed complaining about #AndJustLikeThat and I hope there’s a season two for me to complain about as well.

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@okthenprincess

2 years

I just picked up the kids from the bus and apparently they purposely searched my name on the “purple app” (Apple Podcasts) and found my podcast and were playing it for the bus. In other news, I’m quitting the pod.

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@okthenprincess

3 years

Both @KaraBTweets and @bentleyliz2 have used their podcast platforms this week to bully me into making season 2 of VPR the next series on Bye Pumkin.

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@okthenprincess

3 years

If we can’t get free food off your dick game, I’m not interested

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@okthenprincess

2 years

Guys…they’re still doing it

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@okthenprincess

3 years

Paid off my husband's car yesterday. Looking forward to our credit score going down b/c credit scores are bullshit astrology for the financial industry.

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@okthenprincess

2 years

Today’s special guest on the podcast is my little Monkey. He’s the Jan Brady of our home. He’s gonna be a short king. First grade ain’t ready for him, boo.

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@okthenprincess

2 years

Happy 7th birthday to Mr Monkey.

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@okthenprincess

2 years

Kody is Mr Burns and Robyn is Smithers. I will not be explaining this tweet. #sisterwives

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@okthenprincess

6 months

Bunny’s Stanley that she bought with her own money arrived broken!!!! So I said fuck it and just took her to Dick’s. I’ll deal with the return later.

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@okthenprincess

2 years

Guys I’m on @EBBMpodcast today and Kara called me a Robyn apologist!!!! She’ll be getting a cease and desist!!!

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@okthenprincess

11 months

I had a lovely Thanksgiving and the tradition continues that I, as a mother of 5, did not cook one motherfucking thing or serve one motherfucking person. I was just eating and vibing and rereading Gone Girl while everybody else ran around. Love that for me.

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@okthenprincess

2 years

Bunny: A lady took me from school yesterday Me: What????????!!!! [long ass story later] Me: Ok so you went to do the learning disability testing that I signed a waiver for and you actually didn't leave the school. You just went in the counselor's office. Cool.

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@okthenprincess

9 months

Bragging about how much you don’t bathe your children. “We hose them off once a month” will get you a CPS visit if you’re not in the right tax bracket.

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9 months

Give an example of a parenting thing that is considered negligent when poor people do it and trendy when rich people do it

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@okthenprincess

3 years

The new Cheaper By the Dozen movie is fine but I’ll give it another star because I haven’t seen these two on screen together in a long time

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@okthenprincess

2 years

If we’re picking which Sister Wife we want to be, I will ALWAYS choose Merri and the reason is that then Kody would never come to my house.

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@okthenprincess

2 years

Just booked my hotel for Mother's Day. Where am I going? I'm going to be ALONE, that's where.

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@okthenprincess

2 years

Here is your annual reminder that dressing kids up in Halloween costumes they don't understand so you can get likes on the internet is selfish. Let those babies be whatever corny ass Nick Jr character they want to be and leave them alone.

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2 years

they just wanted to be a paw patrol

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@okthenprincess

2 years

Hey…I have a podcast and have had a podcast for like 3 years. If you like hearing me rambling about my life and tv, that is where you get more of it. This is the start of a thread where I publish podcast episodes.

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@okthenprincess

3 years

Has anyone mentioned that it would be very funny for Christine to get a spin off and to call it the New Adventures of Old Christine? #SisterWives

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@okthenprincess

3 years

Whelp…

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@okthenprincess

3 years

Lord, Bunny just found Simone Biles was in foster care and adopted. “I’m gonna tell her we have a lot in common when we go to the Olympics together.”

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@okthenprincess

10 months

In 2024 Iet’s remember that closure is a trap and you literally don’t need to talk to that person ever again.

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@okthenprincess

2 years

I have to go private for a bit b/c I just got like 5 people fired. Or rather they got themselves fired and my work was what made everyone realize they needed to be fired.

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@okthenprincess

10 months

One of my kids' teachers thinks she doesn't have to honor my son's IEP. I think she's about to be unemployed. She is fucking with the absolute wrong one. I know the law. I am persistent. I am petty. And I eat red tape for breakfast. Let's go.

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@okthenprincess

2 years

I got a raise and a bonus today. I am choosing to be positive and not ruin it by focusing on the tax implications.

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@okthenprincess

11 months

Lord all I want is to be as happy as this baby is for just one moment in my life

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@tvonetv

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Keisha Knight Pulliam and her baby boy are too adorable 🥰 #RP : @peachespulliam

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@okthenprincess

3 years

Today I pulled out my MacBook Air and my mom's eyes lit up. 15 minutes of me explaining it to her and she called out to my dad that she wanted one. 15 minutes after that, I asked where my dad was and he was gone...to Best Buy to buy her a MacBook Air.

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@okthenprincess

2 months

JLo getting divorced. Leah is getting divorced. Hear me out ladies—a Divorced Besties Roadtrip

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@okthenprincess

2 years

I got a note from Bear Bear's kindergarten teacher that we can't bring birthday treats and there will be no class parties b/c we're trying to respect that we all have different customs and traditions. To me, that means that we should celebrate everybody's stuff. More, not less

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@okthenprincess

1 year

I dropped Turtle off at the halloween dance and I'm dying. One, he doesn't dance. Two, he was supposed to go with Cheeks, his security blanket, but Cheeks is sick. And three, he has a whole ass costume, including makeup on. He is so out of his element but he was determined to go.

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@okthenprincess

2 years

It’s graduation day!!!! I gave him the toy phone first so he’d be mad before I gave him the actual gift

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@okthenprincess

3 years

My mother is absolutely the flower in the relationship and she absolutely found herself a person who loves to garden…and I never forgot that

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@okthenprincess

2 years

In better news, today is my dads last day of radiation

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@okthenprincess

2 years

She told Monica how special she was. She singled Tamar out at a performance of the Braxtons and told her that god had blessed her. Whitney showed up on that reality show fresh from a Beyoncé concert, wearing merch. Don’t 👏🏾 get 👏🏾 me 👏🏾 started.

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@okthenprincess

2 years

My kids were asking about my day and I told them I was overstimulated and I have too much to do and I'm worried I won't have enough time to do my physical therapy and get enough sleep tonight. Do you know those little dorks are out there doing stuff from my to do list?

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@okthenprincess

2 years

Me listening to @KaraBTweets call me her “friend” on the podcast yesterday

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@okthenprincess

2 years

I wish y'all would stop making these Pete tattoo coverup jokes. He does not care. A person who gets a tattoo dedicated to you after three dates does not care about getting rid of them. It's just a chore. Like taking your vitamins or doing your night time skin routine.

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@okthenprincess

3 years

Rue been looking like this ALL SEASON and all of the characters around her are like "I'm so proud of you for staying sober." #EuphoriaHBO #Euphoria

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@okthenprincess

3 years

guys...I think Kiefer kinda looks like my husband. I need to sit with this for a minute.

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@okthenprincess

10 months

My dad is home! And eating oxtails and in general good spirits.

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@okthenprincess

3 years

I regret to inform you that today was Bunny's first gymnastics class...and she is really good. Like the teacher said she might need to start at a higher level.

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@okthenprincess

2 years

Y’all want Robyn fired? Be fucking for real. It’s just getting good.

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@okthenprincess

2 years

I regret to inform you that Bunny has been moved to the intermediate class and it’s over for you hoes.

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@okthenprincess

3 months

Mr Curtis just said that he doesn’t think we need to throw Bunny a quinceanera. Good thing we don’t pay him to do any thinking!

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@okthenprincess

2 years

I had a not so smooth day and Mr Curtis was the only reason I made it through…particularly when he passed me a note that said “For your eyes only” on the outside and then “Nice ass” on the inside. I choked on my dinner and laughed so hard because it was so unexpected

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@okthenprincess

2 years

My mother sent me the longest text message about how I take motherhood to a new level and she learns things every day from watching me and I’m a better mother than she’ll ever be…and as a sign of my personal growth, I’m not gonna screen shot it and post it.

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@okthenprincess

3 years

Vicky's Secret has fat people on its website? What happened, boo? You realized you wanted to make some fucking money or something?????

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@okthenprincess

1 year

Mr Curtis just started ranting about VPR out of nowhere! He is clear who he doesn't want back. He is big mad at Tom. He wants to know why we're acting like James isn't a vicious alcoholic. I've never been more turned on.

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@okthenprincess

3 years

This weekend, me and my mom have watched 90 Day Fiancé, MAFS, and Sister Wives. And she's been screaming at the tv the whole time. I should have just recorded her and released it as a podcast episode next week.

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@okthenprincess

2 years

My 6yo just asked me about the Salt N Pepa figurines on my desk and so I showed him the Push It video and he was really into it and I think I'll keep him.

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@okthenprincess

9 months

My parents came over yesterday to pick up a lasagna I made them and I had time to take them upstairs and show them my dollhouses. They were really impressed with my setup and my mother turns to my dad and says "This is all b/c we traumatized her by not buying her shit."

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@okthenprincess

2 years

Lady at the sushi place: These are all your kids? Me: No. I found them outside in the parking lot and thought, "Man, I really want to buy $150 worth of fucking sushi and these kids look like they have good vibes." Lady: Oh Me: Yeah. Shit's crazy.

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@okthenprincess

2 years

Thank you to @bentleyliz2 for talking about the Sister Wives' fandom obsession with talking about Janelle like she's a financial whiz and Mensa candidate. It is WEIRD. She can't be smart or great with money BECAUSE SHE IS IN THIS FAMILY!!!

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@okthenprincess

2 years

My most controversial opinion is that I think Lauren Conrad might have the exact same life she has right now if the Hills hadn't happened.

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@okthenprincess

3 years

Happy #CheerNetflix Day to those who celebrate

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@okthenprincess

3 years

My kids just asked me why the tv shows at Nana’s house keep stopping and starting. Commercials, guys. They’re talking about commercials. These are my bougie ass kids for sure.

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@okthenprincess

2 years

I’m gonna start making tik toks. It’s just gonna be one minute videos of me complaining about shit. Stayed tuned.

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2 years

Bunny told me she feels like she was born stupid. (She's having trouble in math.) I told her all babies are stupid and then we rifted for 20 minutes on how dumb babies are and how much smarter Bunny is than a dumb baby. I think she felt better by the time I put her on the bus

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@okthenprincess

2 months

This is a good time for me to remind all of you to never ever ever spin the block. That goes for Carrie and Aiden. I feel the same way about Ashanti and Nelly. NEVER do this.

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@PageSix

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Jennifer Lopez ‘furious’ and ‘humiliated’ amid Ben Affleck split and hoping to ‘start fresh’

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@okthenprincess

3 years

I'm gonna record an episode on Bad Vegan w/Kara and I hope I remember to talk about how MANY of your fav restaurants are very close to not being able to meet payroll for all kinds of reasons. AND they steal employee tips.

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@okthenprincess

2 years

I just left Target and there’s a little girl in there wearing a swim suit and rain boots. I said “Ok so she’s here with her daddy.” I was wrong though. She was there with her granddaddy.

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2 years

I did not have a curfew. We just had to get home before my mama locked the screen door. And when she locked it depended on her mood and the weather. So I'd be with my friends saying stuff like "Shit, is that a cold front coming in? I gotta get home before my mama locks me out."

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@SupernovaMomma

2 years

Raise your hand if you ever broke curfew.

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@okthenprincess

3 years

I have a landscaper coming tomorrow to give me a quote on doing whatever they gotta do so I have ZERO yard work ever. This week, I have a couple of cleaners coming to do the same so I can leave the major scrubbing to someone else. This is a big deal for me. Please clap.

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@okthenprincess

2 years

I’ve been saying this. “Karen” is not a woman complaining.

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@noimkilIingboys

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i hate the way white ppl appropriated “karen” bc it was meant to describe white women who deliberately weaponize their white womanhood against black people, employees or otherwise… how it came to mean “customer i’ve just pissed off” is beyond me dnsjdndn

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2 years

Pretty sure I'm gonna buy myself this suit. It's a part of Tabitha Brown's Target collab and so I'm prob gonna have to wake up at 2am to buy it but it might be worth it.

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@okthenprincess

5 months

Watching the new season of #couplestherapy and immediately fast forwarded past the first segment because I can already tell I will not care about a group of polyamorous acrobats.

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@okthenprincess

2 years

Today I was able to do an errand completely in Spanish. I didn't initiate it. (I'm not at all confident enough for that.) She didn't speak English so I had to just dive in. But it went well. I was able to say what sizes and ask questions and get the costs and pay and I'm proud!

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@okthenprincess

2 years

But before that, they need to leave me a 5 star review

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@okthenprincess

2 years

I think people are missing the point about the Sydney stuff. One, I think all of your relatives are racist. Y'all talk all of ying yang here on social media about your progressive views and then go home to play UNO with your aunts and uncles who want me dead. Fine.

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@okthenprincess

2 years

But the issue is that when you post a pic of your racist relatives in their racist gear and get some push back and you say "It's all innocent. What's the problem?" And now I know that YOU are racist, too. You don't have a problem with it. B/c otherwise you'd say so.

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@okthenprincess

3 years

My 10 yo still getting the hang of texting. I’m absolutely not having a good time at work, boo

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@okthenprincess

3 years

I wrote down every compliment the staff gave my kid during his IEP meeting today. When I say I hype my kids up, I HYPE them up. I stop just short of being Shen b/c I know where the line should be.

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@okthenprincess

2 years

The moral of this story is that I need to go INSIDE the Old Navy sometimes instead of ordering online b/c I apparently don't press the right buttons to access my points or rewards or whatever the hell it is and I need the cashier to save me from myself.

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@okthenprincess

1 year

Went to a team lunch with my new coworkers who I did not want to meet and told myself to just eat and keep it lowkey. Instead spent the whole time talking, found out everyone's life story, and got them to text me pics of their pets. I'm sick in the head.

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@okthenprincess

3 years

I was going through some files today and came up on my older boys' segment on the news when they were in foster care. They were SO little! They were the same age as my younger boys now and I can't even believe it.

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@okthenprincess

1 year

Why did Kara *mention* the Little Couple and I tensed up and then 10 secs later, Liz was like "Don't talk bad about the Little Couple b/c Princess might hear it and show up in your house?" 😆😆😆

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8 months

She found it. She cried like she just got off of death row

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8 months

I'm gonna put it on her iPad charger and just let her find it when she finds it.

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2 years

Let me watch #SisterWives so I can get on @EBBMpodcast tomorrow and call Kody a ramen noodle head asshole.

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@okthenprincess

3 years

Also let’s draw some parallels between Ladarius and Vontae. There are so many #CheerNetflix

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@okthenprincess

2 years

Laughing really hard b/c I'm remembering the time Mr Curtis told one of the kids that if he'd grown up in his house, he'd have to go get a switch for whatever he'd just done...and my son left the room and came back with a Nintendo Switch.

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