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@fkabrienne

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roger, if I were using that microscope right now, I still wouldn't be able to locate my interest in your problem

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@fkabrienne
brienne of snark
3 years
I’m sorry but this sending me sleep baby you are American please stop talking in that accent 😭
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@fkabrienne
brienne of snark
2 months
B*j*ntube isn’t overseas shining a stadium light into your small intestine that’s why 😭
Bajans does go overseas and party like them get way but would come home and stand up and talk about how boring the events are 😂
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@fkabrienne
brienne of snark
6 years
‘for faux locs I charge $250 but I provide the hair and-‘
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@fkabrienne
brienne of snark
4 years
roses are red, bill gates is rich
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brienne of snark
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@fkabrienne
brienne of snark
2 years
🫂 see you on the other side babe
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@fkabrienne
brienne of snark
4 years
To the KFC employee who threw an extra strip in my fill up box yday: I plead the blood of Jesus of you and your family and your partner’s life. Your steps are ordered and He sees how you’re going over and above at your current position. Your breakthrough is on the way.
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@fkabrienne
brienne of snark
3 years
my attorney wondering what else to put besides my hair products and sacha buttercup
@oku_yungx
Oku
3 years
From age 25 you should have a WILL.
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@fkabrienne
brienne of snark
4 years
Haloute’s Plan
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@fkabrienne
brienne of snark
5 years
so I resigned from my job today, had a very sank few mins where I realized I was mostly unemployed™ and 30 mins later got a call about another job that I really wanted?????? y’all mind if I praise Godddddd WON’T HE DO IT
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@fkabrienne
brienne of snark
4 years
sweet potatoes á la baygón
@DJ_Shmood
SHMOOD
4 years
Dawg... I moving out just now
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@fkabrienne
brienne of snark
3 years
get curse and tell bout my mother today in the kfc drive thru line cause I stopped for 30 seconds so the delivery truck could reverse ☠️ the woman behind me actually got out her car and came up to my car window furious 🤣 no common sense, no patience, just ugly shoes
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@fkabrienne
brienne of snark
4 years
people really be having skin like this while when I say goodnight my acne scars answering back
@hannah_lyew
HANNAH🌸
4 years
9:47pm
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@fkabrienne
brienne of snark
2 years
gm I’m gonna be an attorney in october
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@fkabrienne
brienne of snark
5 years
look at this unemployed young man
@uYesuKrestu
Peace
5 years
Abantwana aba plan(iweyo) 😍😭😅
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@fkabrienne
brienne of snark
4 years
update kskks it’s a zess
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@fkabrienne
brienne of snark
3 years
@jah_quon and de otaheite apple dem 🗣
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@fkabrienne
brienne of snark
4 years
monkeys/gibbons closest to humans so I feel me and he could just reason over a rum and coke
@Ben_Bang
Ben Henry
4 years
Which one would you choose to fight unarmed and why
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@fkabrienne
brienne of snark
2 years
@nahbredda @PRADAXBBY My sister I love you but nobody is to exit my uterus
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@fkabrienne
brienne of snark
3 years
few things annoy me more than people who try to embarrass you in front other people 😵‍💫 why are you performing, just be regular. I will go along with the most random things in public to spare people embarrassment so I just hate to see it
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@fkabrienne
brienne of snark
3 years
too many restaurants with no parking ☠️ nishi, local, cocktail kitchen… you want me to come spend my money but where am I supposed to put the car babes
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@fkabrienne
brienne of snark
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@fkabrienne
brienne of snark
1 year
I hate to go workkkk I gaw get up early I gaw press a shirt
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@fkabrienne
brienne of snark
4 years
Wait???? 🇧🇧🇧🇧🇧🇧🇧🇧🇧🇧
@MissyElliott
Missy Elliott
4 years
🥶🥶🥶 #COOLOFF video right here👉🏾 sheeesh💣🔥🤯
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@fkabrienne
brienne of snark
4 years
“news cattie” seems so disrespectful?? the lady is a whole journalist
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@fkabrienne
brienne of snark
2 years
I want strangers to understand they cannot message me asking how Chen died and expect a response. Please use common sense if you don’t have decorum ☺️
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@fkabrienne
brienne of snark
5 years
full zr: have u ever seen someone pass 8 cars at once? no???? empty zr: oh you are late for work? akakaka dahz u fault yuh lil ass
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@fkabrienne
brienne of snark
9 months
oraclesam found my favourite beach, never getting a park again
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@fkabrienne
brienne of snark
4 years
man in dodds like “why you here? Murder? Me and my daddy had a lockdown lime in the backyard”
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@fkabrienne
brienne of snark
5 years
now spray raid on a fly and I feel certain he swallow it and say thanks outside hot
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@fkabrienne
brienne of snark
2 years
people who run to social media every time they fight with their partner are so scary because why is that everybody’s business
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@fkabrienne
brienne of snark
2 years
does be hard watching your friends entertain men that want beating in town
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@fkabrienne
brienne of snark
3 years
why do people bring God into their nonsense lmao he absolutely did not tell you to take back your cheating husband ma’am
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@fkabrienne
brienne of snark
5 years
that hard face fella really said Bajans are docile and uncreative because jamaican currency is an easy target as though they don’t go straight for rihanna when island wars ensue djfhdf
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@fkabrienne
brienne of snark
3 years
ppl paying $100 to go in Jamestown? Children of God you can go home for free
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@fkabrienne
brienne of snark
2 years
cameras in fetes is the problem, cause then you minding your business enjoying yourself and ppl on the internet saying you can't wukkup
@plainzanee
shortKiNGz
2 years
It’s hard not to notice the lack of skill on one side of this equation
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@fkabrienne
brienne of snark
4 years
The most elite sweetie
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@fkabrienne
brienne of snark
5 years
outfits repeating like them dumpsy this summer if I didn’t take pictures I didn’t wear it
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@fkabrienne
brienne of snark
4 years
Was at the beach having my usual sunset snack and a fella drove up in a suit, clearly fresh from work, took off all his clothes, and walked in the ocean in his boxers. If that isn’t a MOOD
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@fkabrienne
brienne of snark
4 years
Santia has to address the country because y’all will not stay home. 5AM this morning people jogging on the highway like curfew doesn’t end at 6. Sergeant Johnson said he sent home more than 100 people who were outside without valid reason yesterday. Stop home nuh 🤕
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@fkabrienne
brienne of snark
4 years
I was playing among us with strangers and I was the imposter and lie bad ic to end up winning and they banned me from the room omg
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@fkabrienne
brienne of snark
9 months
if your view of your partner changes cause you can’t have penetrative sex for 6 weeks you might need the biggest lash ever
@kemimarie
Kemi Marie (they/them)
9 months
it’s real!!! men talk about this on reddit all the time. they said their view of their partner changes, the no sex thing is hard for them, etc. then, mothers often go through depression, anxiety, psychosis. LISTEN to mothers when they tell you the reality for many
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@fkabrienne
brienne of snark
5 years
me at all-inclusives
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@fkabrienne
brienne of snark
3 years
something about people whose electricity was restored yesterday telling folks going on 24 hours without to ‘stop complaining’ comes across very tone-deaf and nuts to me 🤣 turn on your tv and hush surely
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@fkabrienne
brienne of snark
3 years
“attorney-in-training/waiting” makes me laugh because it’s not a real title it’s just manifesting (wanting everybody to know you do law) and by that same logic I’m a millionaire in waiting amen ✨✨
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@fkabrienne
brienne of snark
5 years
5,10,15,20,25,30,35,40 HUNDRED STAB THOUSAND JUCK
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@fkabrienne
brienne of snark
4 years
red door, harbour lights, and boxing day lime
@taytranadaa
Dolo ™️
4 years
What are the 3 branches of government? Wrong answers only.
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@fkabrienne
brienne of snark
1 year
no vacation in the first year of working is actual criminal activity
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@fkabrienne
brienne of snark
4 years
dear diary, gine in red door 2night to wukkup on some sweet shawties. Mandem keep asking for pictures but outside hot ic Sheraton freestyle dropping 9PM est. Mapps!
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@fkabrienne
brienne of snark
4 years
I’m so moved by this
@t0nit0ne
TONI TONE
4 years
I love this story... #humansofny
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@fkabrienne
brienne of snark
2 years
it’s Friday though
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@fkabrienne
brienne of snark
4 years
me three 🙋🏽‍♀️
@kiaravalerine
Ki 🫵🏾
4 years
I too am visually impaired 🙈
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@fkabrienne
brienne of snark
4 years
only service provider in Barbados that can talk to me crazy is whoever making the ceasar dressing at just grillin
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@fkabrienne
brienne of snark
2 years
I need a press conference on why ocean park road taking so long
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@fkabrienne
brienne of snark
2 years
truck drivers scarier than swift drivers
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@fkabrienne
brienne of snark
5 years
Kfc Collymore rock asking what sauce you want then putting a sweet and sour in the box
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@fkabrienne
brienne of snark
5 years
“why give me your number if you’re not gonna respond” I was scared sir dhdhd
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@fkabrienne
brienne of snark
2 months
@jeriahsensei I’ve beeeen complaining for years 💀
@fkabrienne
brienne of snark
2 years
cameras in fetes is the problem, cause then you minding your business enjoying yourself and ppl on the internet saying you can't wukkup
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@fkabrienne
brienne of snark
5 years
ThiS nEw GeNeRatiOn iS sO lAzy - middle aged people who make 10K a month who don’t know how to use excel or reset their own password
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@fkabrienne
brienne of snark
5 years
although people have definitely taken me for granted and treated me horribly I don’t regret being kind and loving to any of them. at the end of the day all I can do is be me and treat people how I want to be treated
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@fkabrienne
brienne of snark
4 years
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@fkabrienne
brienne of snark
2 years
realizing I actually don’t care for only food inclusive fetes? there’s only so much tasteless alfredo from cravings and soldanza and buljol I can eat
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@fkabrienne
brienne of snark
5 years
juuuuust...juuust lemme eatttt nuh I need some food in ma bellay AH NEED some foOD in ma BELLAY
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@fkabrienne
brienne of snark
2 months
when I see videos like the deranged bar cutters rant, it’s really not surprising that violence on a whole is becoming more rampant in barbados
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@fkabrienne
brienne of snark
4 years
an empress again, my mind!
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@fkabrienne
brienne of snark
3 years
I need people to understand being told I ‘behave like I went qc’ is neither a compliment nor insult because I’m in my twenties and I don’t care about secondary school rivalry nonsense 🤣
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@fkabrienne
brienne of snark
4 years
When you bite into a jampuff, it’s pure pastry then way too much jam, then the last bites are just pastry. The elite horseshoe has an even smear of jam all the way around making for a way more enjoyable culinary experience. Ms Jampuff can’t compete where she doesn’t compare.
@MrRogerDodger
josh
4 years
So it seems there’s a side debate emerging out of this one. This one also needs to be settled: Horseshoe > Jam Puff?
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@fkabrienne
brienne of snark
4 years
Ksksk me and Netflix original movies
@nocontextdrumar
No Context Dr.Umar (PARODY ACCOUNT)
4 years
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@fkabrienne
brienne of snark
4 years
To me, mask wearing and honoring the stay-at-home requests from the gov’t are synonymous with empathy and basic common sense. All the folks liming with their friends, selling food on the low, etc are not just sociopaths, but also narcissists, and above all else, very fucking dumb
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@fkabrienne
brienne of snark
3 years
if I’m in the outside lane at the roundabout and the person on the inside going I going too. I trust their judgement 🤩
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@fkabrienne
brienne of snark
5 years
your belly olympics gymnasts 🤝 doing somersaults
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@fkabrienne
brienne of snark
5 years
when my friends go out without me
@MrBlades_
fleezus
5 years
can’t believe them two pissy rats
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@fkabrienne
brienne of snark
5 years
gm dark kings
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@fkabrienne
brienne of snark
4 years
3 for 3
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@DJZeeti
Zeeti
4 years
Ladies Quote this tweet with a selfie if you have braids, twists or locs
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@fkabrienne
brienne of snark
4 years
exams next month oh geed
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@fkabrienne
brienne of snark
5 years
happy Tuesday it’s almost Friday don’t let anybody scarnish or garnish you cuff them in the throat
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@fkabrienne
brienne of snark
3 years
@SammGee I say again!
@fkabrienne
brienne of snark
3 years
why do people bring God into their nonsense lmao he absolutely did not tell you to take back your cheating husband ma’am
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@fkabrienne
brienne of snark
4 years
the way Mia Mottley addresses the country vs the way Dr. Rowley addresses the country
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@fkabrienne
brienne of snark
4 years
I love how all the ‘undercover’ police vehicles are the exact same car in one of three colours ksksks
@6ix_kingdom
Non-Fungible💫🦁
4 years
El Chapo clearly lives in Barbados, Shit!
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@fkabrienne
brienne of snark
3 years
my nail tech 🤝 entertaining the nail art I show her on Instagram and recreating it perfectly
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@fkabrienne
brienne of snark
3 years
so you’re telling me it’s not Friday
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@fkabrienne
brienne of snark
5 years
me: we gaw go lost in paradise to see RiRi my friends:
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@fkabrienne
brienne of snark
5 years
I like that there’s no plastic container to throw away in the end
@thisisinsider
Insider
5 years
The owner of Helados Pops in San Fernando, CA grew up making these frozen treats in Belize 🥥
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@fkabrienne
brienne of snark
5 years
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@fkabrienne
brienne of snark
4 years
Anyone looking for a $100 rental on this day with free pick up and drop off feel free to contact 232-7387 or titaniumrentalsbb on Instagram 💕
@PrettyMothaFckr
the fowl dat dead from a heat stroke
4 years
Also y’all can do wtf y’all want lmao but this the vibe and we outside
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@fkabrienne
brienne of snark
2 years
having a job is not cool
@defffkapp
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2 years
having a job is cool but everyday ???
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@fkabrienne
brienne of snark
4 years
Some people MUST have their ex still like them so they force friendship for years lmao it’s okay for a few persons to walk around vex w you. Bring it up in therapy. Every person you date isn’t meant to hang around in your whatsapp forever making smalls just to feed your ego.
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@fkabrienne
brienne of snark
4 years
the way left handed people hold a pen should be studied
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@fkabrienne
brienne of snark
4 years
idk why I thought swifts were cheaper wdr gorilla price for chihuahua car
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@fkabrienne
brienne of snark
5 years
fawn is not your shade I promise
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@fkabrienne
brienne of snark
6 years
#10yearchallenge all I did was get taller and wax my brows ???
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brienne of snark
3 years
that Friday feeling
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@fkabrienne
brienne of snark
4 years
yes hello three Bajans wrote this 🇧🇧
@adln_kent
Afro-Diasporic Legal Network
4 years
Three Black women/students that are critical legal analysts for the Afro-Diasporic Legal Network have written a piece on Black student safety at Kent and the BLM movement. "Actions speak louder than words, Facta Non Verba" Read here:
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@fkabrienne
brienne of snark
2 years
gym men so scary about food ☠️ I cannot have somebody harassing me about eating ribs and fries, slavery was abolished
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@fkabrienne
brienne of snark
6 years
why do these names sound familiar???? I need to see faces
@KevzPolitics
Kevz Politics
6 years
BREAKING NEWS - RJR REPORT: Two bodies found in bushes in the eastern Jamaican parish of St Thomas have been identified as Dario Yearwood & Daniel Griffith - both of Barbados; reports indicate the duo arrived in Jamaica on Wednesday but did not check into their Kingston hotel
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@fkabrienne
brienne of snark
4 years
exercising and doing yoga then making chicken and chips
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@fkabrienne
brienne of snark
4 years
had to open my negro eyes and see “okra punch” this morning, haven’t I been through enough
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@fkabrienne
brienne of snark
4 years
deleting messages because you find someone is taking too long to reply is the most manipulative nonsense 🤣
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