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@plainzanee

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I just say what I think, honestly

Barbados
Joined March 2019
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@plainzanee
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1 year
@benis34_ This app is for the mindless not the mindful
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@plainzanee
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2 years
It’s hard not to notice the lack of skill on one side of this equation
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@plainzanee
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3 years
Nick cannon is a MULTI millionarie.. your grandad had 14 kids and owned a breadfruit tree ..stop it..
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@plainzanee
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2 years
Gas attendant tell me that $50 ain’t nain to put in a tank … I almost tell she das she why she shape like brake pad.. Look at what this DJ has caused
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@plainzanee
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3 years
Alot of bajans cannot fathom how a straight man can be friends with a gay man.. Lol y'all ignorant and dumb..get up good
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@plainzanee
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2 years
High thoughts : Why a long line at the barbershop isn’t call a barberque
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@plainzanee
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3 years
This one tho… repatriation dem suh? Aite I Dey
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@plainzanee
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2 years
Finally my only #Paranice pic
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@plainzanee
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3 years
Picture perfect!
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@plainzanee
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2 years
@qrayzeelocosof I hope she don’t take immy criticism too harshly
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@plainzanee
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2 years
@DeejayEzy246 Boy ppl gine tell me I mean so I come from a different angle lol
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@plainzanee
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4 years
I PETTY.. lady passes me and says to her friend..i feel he is a bulla..i kid u not, in 1.3 secs she trips and falls...de alleged bulla turn back and rush to help she up and whispered in her ear " hush yuh fucking mouth next time if u aint know me, cunt like you ". I know I petty
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2 years
This is the longest active roasting I’ve ever seen
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@plainzanee
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1 month
Saw a man get out he car and slap a man in he face so hard then drive off normal.. I just want to note, he did NOT have tint..
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@plainzanee
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3 years
Relationships teach you about yourself too ..you be thinking you're a nice person... But you may realise you're not that nice to live with at all... A partner is a big mirror in alot of ways
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@plainzanee
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2 years
Sometimes I does dig a hole behind my house lay down in it and pretend iza cassava
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@plainzanee
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2 years
If I ever get stuck overseas I suffering the consequences alone before I tell wunna lol
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@plainzanee
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2 years
Around 10:30 at Redman village gas station an older gentleman beg me for a ride home.. I gave him the ride .. he gave me $25 in gas even though his stop wasn’t out of my way per say.. Then it hit me… dese women doan gimme nuh rasshole gas money yc !
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@plainzanee
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2 years
I wish bounty had missed this flight too honestly
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@plainzanee
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3 years
A nose tha size would gotta be driving
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Lil Enna Looks Luke
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Wait I got a runny nose
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@plainzanee
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3 years
Tho I've been a barber for over a decade,, today was the birth of my 1st barbershop..and im proud of myself for accomplishing it..
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@plainzanee
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2 years
I have ABSOLUTLEY no idea how lucky horse shoe remains open
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@plainzanee
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2 years
Such a beautiful moment
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@plainzanee
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3 years
I was finally able to use the baby carrier yesterday for the 1st time at the supermarket.. I absolutely enjoyed the experience..
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@plainzanee
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2 years
I know I’m the side Nigga but limit the post about your man cause I love you too..
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@plainzanee
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3 years
There is nun
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I trying to understand the concept behind sis photoshoot 😩
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@plainzanee
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3 years
If you cut cheese like this… you don’t deserve happiness
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@plainzanee
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3 years
Barbados def got the most boxcy per Capita
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@plainzanee
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4 years
Electricity bill $120 Water bill $100 Internet/cell phone $180 Life insurance policy$ 150 Car payment $700 Gas $600 Savings $150 Supermarket$ 500 Rent $1000 Grooming $80 Hair?? Nails?? Haircuts? No kids We at 4,480.. and nobody aint went out to dinner yet
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@plainzanee
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2 years
My love language is don’t confuse my rasshole .. how’s that
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@plainzanee
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2 years
Talalee is the sportiest word for vagina ever yc
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@plainzanee
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2 months
I just can't fathom why everytime something happening in ppl relationship, we does know...
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@plainzanee
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3 years
I hate that covid does only spread on sundays in barbados..😒
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@plainzanee
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3 years
Alot of these same ppl that upset over the lady using fear mongering to get vaccine rates up, got no issue telling children they gone go to hell if they don't obey god...but anyhow one issue at a time eh
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@plainzanee
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3 years
Grenadian prime minister in the matter of mandates for private sector workers
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@plainzanee
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2 years
This really was a vibe
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@plainzanee
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2 years
A boxcy with stretch marks 🤌🏾 Simply sublime
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@plainzanee
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3 years
Morning folks.. I am giving baby fever today...
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@plainzanee
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3 years
Adam lambert got a serious voice box
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@plainzanee
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4 years
This is a teachable moment for us men.. when you see the woman ain't returning your energy.. respectfully roll to fuck out.. fuck impressing, fuck persistence and fuck tryna be nice.. move on before she make you look stupid
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3 years
Clearly "darkie" has negative connotations in America..however in barbados, it's a simple description, just like what you called light skin, we call "red" here. you have to experience and respect cultures outside of your own before you condemn them..especially so loudly
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ALMA SUONO - Jimeesha Cantore Hurricane Hunter
3 years
Idk what the fuck planet yall live on but let me just put this PSA out there. Do not call any Dark Skinned Black American Woman a fuckin D*rk** idgaf WHERE you from keep that shit over there. If you choose not to respect that don’t be surprised when folks bug up on you
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@plainzanee
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2 years
Wuh I ain’t got we ting money yet.. slow wunna rasshole roll yuh
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@plainzanee
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3 years
Two young fellas pelting rocks at each other.. Older lady “ the Bible say there will be increased lawlessness in the land “ Me “ Mam you live in the orleans, this is not an increase, this is child’s play”
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2 years
Ppl does come Barbados and perform like bare rasshole
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@plainzanee
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2 months
That woman still in front cave shepherd asking ppl for money
@FactsBarbados
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Barbados 1994
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2 years
@_Tarrraaa Soften the blow
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@plainzanee
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10 months
Wunna wan put chains pun dem at 1, don’t send dem church, beat down dancehall lyrics in de house, cuss stink, send dem outside 8 hrs with de fellas, come back home to eat teatimes, smoking by 10yrs old, dem pass for st.leonards and expect “ratbrow” to be a modeled citizen..Stupz
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@plainzanee
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3 years
Oh you wan be a model ..I see
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@plainzanee
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3 years
Happy to fucking see it
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@plainzanee
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3 years
Barbados finally coming into the container industry... I WiLL Be assembling my house out of them by the end of 2022
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@plainzanee
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3 years
Imagine if it required the female orgasm in order to get pregnant.... Barbados population would be 23
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@plainzanee
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11 months
I’m gonna guess that 99% of American men think this is unacceptable and 99% of Caribbean wondering why he bothering the girl sleep for..
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@plainzanee
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2 years
When I send you “ 👁. 🚿 🐶 “ That means I gine rinse u in doggie
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@plainzanee
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2 years
My fav picture of all time
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@plainzanee
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2 years
The only bounty I ever wan see again in buhbados
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@plainzanee
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3 years
Lil more than gonzalves likes consent
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@a_dymes Bajan man like woman? Lol
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@plainzanee
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2 years
How I ugly but you moping the gas station floor.. focusing on the wrong things sista ..yuh miss a spot Dey so look..
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2 years
Apparently it’s a thing lol .. blessed nonetheless!!!!
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@plainzanee
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2 years
Girl pregnant and working the pump and that made me feel a way, I wish she was working inside the mart and not inhaling these toxic fumes.. sigh
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@plainzanee
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2 years
The absolute worse thing about a first time sleep over is holding in yuh farts overnight …dah time yuh guts wan burst and yuh can’t even risk lil tea
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@plainzanee
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1 year
A whole hurricane loading and Barbados moving normal still
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@plainzanee
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2 years
If you are using a fan tonight .. you need a evaluation
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@plainzanee
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3 years
It was obvious to me who built the pyramids.. have y'all ever seen bajans pack a Small plate at the balcony restaurant upstairs Cave shepherd... A work of engineering genius lol
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@plainzanee
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2 years
What’s not to love? His first Africa day
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@plainzanee
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2 years
Not @saltorwha single handedly bringing back old school affordable wukup culture
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@plainzanee
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2 years
Y’all remember when girls was wearing their hair in one with the bump at the front like a triceratops?
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@plainzanee
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3 years
Man yuh lie….. I laugh so bad
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@plainzanee
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2 years
HER: “ I need a strong man to handle my attitude ME: “get up good”
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@plainzanee
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3 years
All with straight clippers yc
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@plainzanee
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4 years
I swear, not having sex makes a person moody and irritable
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@plainzanee
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2 years
My mummy told me I’m one of the best fathers she knows and I tear up immediately…
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@plainzanee
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2 years
Parenting is a form of mental illness .. just dropped off Z at nursery for the 1st time.. you would think he might be the uncomfortable one, right?? Nah he’ was fine and I kept it G.. Until I drove away and I tears were flowing.. I’m such a pussy now lol but It’s love
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@plainzanee
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2 years
Anybody does be on a video call be be watching their own screen rather than the person they’re talking to?
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@plainzanee
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3 years
Somebody say that Madea is Rupaul for Christians And my belly lock off immediately lol
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@plainzanee
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3 years
Good memories..
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@plainzanee
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3 years
Stop advertising natural juice and you’re selling pineapple/orange flavors 😒
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@plainzanee
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2 years
Selling tickets to Rihanna’s 1st sons birthday party.. $220
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@plainzanee
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3 years
So I had this theory ... I would condition my son to know it's time to sleep when I play a particular song.. so from the very first time I got him to sleep I'd play if you only knew by Patti LaBelle... He's almost 5 months now and it works Everytime !!!!
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@plainzanee
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I swear it’s when your kid’s peacefully asleep that you remember that life is beautiful even when it’s difficult
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@plainzanee
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Now Nike tights for men cost $170 while womens gym tights cost $20-$25 Guess which I buying
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@plainzanee
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4 years
Sigh I have no issue with women getting surgery .. but I hate to see a boxcy with shoulders
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@plainzanee
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3 years
When I got first attached my locs.. ppl asked me .. how I could wear somebody locs. I was very confused by this.. I see you wearing Ling Shu hair very good and you ain't know she...
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@plainzanee
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Mencarry way a man axio that he just pay the last payment for.. it hasn’t been found.. his insurance had recently ran out so he kept it parked at home and the men thief it from the yard so no way to get back a dime …
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@plainzanee
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2 years
I love for these days tbh… daddy shenanigans
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@plainzanee
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2 years
Worse thing you can do is chase after somebody that don’t want you, shit is embarrassing and I know
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@plainzanee
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3 years
It's not everyday you get to cut a celebrity/covert blp supporter and philanthropist @lukeyism
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@plainzanee
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1 year
My fav picture of all time
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@CropOverWeGo
Jess ✨
1 year
The Brek-fus team say Sunday is Father's Day so a man gotta win sain!!! So...daddies (not zaddies) only! QT this with one of your favorite Daddy moments. It could be a pic, video or just a lil anecdote. As always the winner will be selected at random.
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@plainzanee
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3 years
From ppl that never wukup at interschool sports.. plzz
@WayOfAce
Bit Cloud: Weltmeister
3 years
Anybody born before 97-98 is old, man
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@plainzanee
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2 years
I am convinced that bajans have mastered the art of calling you mid masturbation..
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@plainzanee
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2 years
This new flu yall catching is definitely Covid
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@plainzanee
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3 years
In my experience...independent, strong willed women are THEE most submissive
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@plainzanee
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3 years
The Jamaican woman in the van stand.. her food is beyond immaculate... Nothing like a 7am food..
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@plainzanee
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2 years
I’m going to leave Barbados within a year
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@plainzanee
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3 years
For all you lovely ppl with bad communication habits, not me and wunna this year at all
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@plainzanee
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3 years
We have now lost two major entries into st.Andrew, symptoms of an ignored parish
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@plainzanee
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2 years
Well I made it to the big 30..
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@plainzanee
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2 years
Okay I’m muting that girl name cause I tired see her, that missing tooth and she man
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