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@MrRogerDodger

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🇧🇧 de-motivational speaker. bad takes only from this account. no hits only misses. Very Tired MUFC Supporter

Joined May 2009
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@MrRogerDodger
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3 years
Call me naive but when a vaccine was announced I genuinely thought everyone would be like “oh great cool let’s go get it” instead it became a civil war lol
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@MrRogerDodger
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2 years
you'll almost never feel well-rested
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2 years
What's an adult problem nobody prepared you for?
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@MrRogerDodger
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3 years
“My mummy is a national hero and not yours” will be the hardest line in primary school
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@MrRogerDodger
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2 years
The only reward you get for being good at your job is more work lol
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@MrRogerDodger
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6 years
is Keylor Navas the most underrated/under-appreciated goalkeeper around? The man is unbelievable
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@MrRogerDodger
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5 years
I don’t think people outside the Caribbean understand the frustration of a West Indian innings
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@MrRogerDodger
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3 years
Yo men will literally be risking lives on the roads to be one car in front of you at the next junction lol
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@MrRogerDodger
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2 years
I don’t do Lent. Everyday in this economy is a sacrifice
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@MrRogerDodger
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9 months
If I don’t vibe with someone I say “my spirit don’t take to them”
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@MrRogerDodger
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4 months
Hello sir, The gas stations down here selling them for 6 something
@PopCrave
Pop Crave
4 months
Arizona Iced Tea founder explains why he will never increase the $0.99 price of his tea: “We’re successful. We’re debt-free. We own everything. Why? Why have people who are having a hard time paying their rent have to pay more for their drink? Maybe it’s my way to give back.”
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@MrRogerDodger
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4 years
I find anti-vax stuff funny. Before you go down that road of self-importance ask yourself are you worth micro-chipping? Does bill gates need to know you don’t bathe til 5pm (if at all) and watch Netflix all day?
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@MrRogerDodger
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3 years
The weekend feel shorter now…like the government taxing that too
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@MrRogerDodger
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3 years
Cookies n’ cream really is a perfect ice cream flavour man. Not too sweet but sweet enough. Little bonus in it with the cookie pieces. A real dairy masterpiece.
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@MrRogerDodger
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2 years
Inter-parish travel ain’t even affordable lol
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@MrRogerDodger
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2 years
I want places in Barbados stop selling tacos for 30 somebody dollars please. It’s literally cheaper to make than a burger
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@MrRogerDodger
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3 years
I could be pro-vax, anti-vax or super-vaxxed…I know I ain going and quarrel bout it outside in this hot sun
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@MrRogerDodger
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2 years
I was very proud as a Barbadian the moment she said “you really waan me answer you?”
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🇧🇧BIMNEWS246 🇧🇧
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@MrRogerDodger
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2 years
Me to the sun in the Barbados whenever I have to go outside:
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@MrRogerDodger
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2 years
Good coleslaw will make a food a FOOD
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@MrRogerDodger
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5 years
Married my best friend. Who else gets to do that shit?
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@MrRogerDodger
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2 years
Influencer don’t mean informed or intelligent hear?
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@MrRogerDodger
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3 years
Now we know where this might come from
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ྐ❤︎thickianna
3 years
Y’all think Medusa’s pum hairs were snakes too???
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2 years
after being scolded by his mother, my lil man storms over to me and in his 4 year old rage cries: “Daddy I do not want you to be married to mummy anymore! You have to get a new wife!” They do no write books on how to deal with real life kids lol
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3 years
These gas prices man….
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3 years
Doesn’t matter how long it would take…water authority would dig it back up a week later anyway
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3 years
I don’t know how people do “intermittent fasting” I missed breakfast this morning and nearly collapsed…wtf
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@MrRogerDodger
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2 years
#wikulchagoestomexico It didn’t say anything about coming back
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@MrRogerDodger
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2 years
Twitter is so informative…you can live in a bubble like me and still follow all the gossip in real time
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@MrRogerDodger
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3 years
how is it physically possible to be so angered by Rihanna's clothes that you pick up the HOUSE phone and call in to a radio station and argue about it?
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Nice…with that $15 saved you can buy a soft drink in the departure lounge now!!
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@ctotourism
1 year
Barbados has reduced the airport service charge from $35 to $20 until Dec 14, 2023, aiming to encourage CARICOM travel and increase arrivals from within the Caribbean.
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@MrRogerDodger
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2 years
Christmas music on the radio before independence?
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@MrRogerDodger
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4 years
This is how I land home when I tell the Mrs. I picked up a couple tings for her on the way
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@MrRogerDodger
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4 years
This deserve the same smoke the bus crawl got. Unacceptable
@CheyneJoness
Cheyne Jones
4 years
The previously reported church cluster in the north of the country is now over 20 cases and comprises church members as well as their family and close associates. It has also impacted three other institutions. One of those institutions has recorded 10 positive cases.
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@MrRogerDodger
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3 years
A big part of Living in Barbados is learning to cope with disappointment There’s sun and sand though
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@MrRogerDodger
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4 months
“Our switch to turn every shite off is working perfectly”
@BarbadosToday
Barbados Today
4 months
Power company says it’s prepared for potential challenges this hurricane season
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@MrRogerDodger
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3 years
Wha Jesus Christ I see a egret
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3 months
IG keeps pushing me to “post on threads” Bro…I’m hanging on by a thread
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@MrRogerDodger
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4 years
I love how bajans will only accept certain behaviours depending on the time of day it is lol “Happen he getting on so suh early on de mornin” “This time in the evening he waan come and keep noise”
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@MrRogerDodger
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4 years
Congratulations to our Ministry of Health and ALL health care workers of our island.
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@MrRogerDodger
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5 years
When you left something to boil and you hear a splash and a sizzle
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@MrRogerDodger
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2 years
The government does really look at ya paycheque and holler “boy gimmesummmada”
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@MrRogerDodger
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9 months
Adding “The Sahara” to my list of places visited…owing to the amount of its dust I have inhaled to date
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@MrRogerDodger
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4 years
If you took that photo today it would be practically identical
@FactsBarbados
Facts Barbados
4 years
Bridgetown #Barbados crica 1994
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@MrRogerDodger
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2 years
Jesus lord the last couple days have triggered me so much I thought this was an announcement it was being re-designed lol
@BarbadosMuseum
Barbados Museum
2 years
Barbados’ Coat of Arms is said to be designed by Neville Clark Connell, the former Director of the Barbados Museum & Historical Society for almost 24 years. However, there is compelling evidence that artist/genealogist Hilda Ince should be acknowledged as a co-designer.
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@MrRogerDodger
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7 months
Community Notes: this is actually a sodabix.
@GerstonB
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Eclipse in Barbados .
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@MrRogerDodger
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4 years
Bajans made SO many sacrifices last year to prevent covid spreading here...to now be in this situation. It really is shite
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@MrRogerDodger
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3 years
Quite a few places in Barbados are charging you an arm and a leg for really small portions of very underwhelming food
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@MrRogerDodger
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2 years
When I text ✂️ my belly cuttin me
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@MrRogerDodger
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2 years
Bajan Government: many may fall but still we rise!
@spectatorindex
The Spectator Index
2 years
BREAKING: Gasoline prices in the US fall below $4 for the first time in over five months
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@MrRogerDodger
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4 years
When I said I wanted 2021 to be a more positive year I didn’t mean covid tests
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@MrRogerDodger
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2 years
These taste amazing right…but 55 brown mints can’t get the smell off ya breath
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@MrRogerDodger
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4 years
i had doubts about CXC when i got a grade 3 in Biology lol they definitely didn't mark that because NOTHING i wrote was correct
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@MrRogerDodger
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2 years
Selling puffs and jolly ranchers
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@MrRogerDodger
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2 years
“Stabby your mission should you choose to accept it is to stop those women with them big bumpers from pooching back! What say you Stabby!”
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BASITO
2 years
Best song intro you’ve ever heard?
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@MrRogerDodger
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3 years
A man that can be proud of his service to the nation.
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@MrRogerDodger
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5 years
I bet she’s do bare cunt at warrens roundabout too
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@MrRogerDodger
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4 years
C in the Community
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@MrRogerDodger
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4 months
Sabu in the mirror practising his “woahhhh” for an emergency live stream
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@MrRogerDodger
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3 years
Our grandchildren going to be paying 95% VAT
@BarbadosToday
Barbados Today
3 years
$200 million World Bank loan for pandemic fight, recovery -
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@MrRogerDodger
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3 years
Chefette giving you a plain cup now like ya at that drive in We used to be a proper country
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4 years
Do this at Accra and a rat going to give you a knock and ask wha gine on
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@MrRogerDodger
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3 years
Somewhere in Bim right now somebody father saying “it ain politics it is politricks” and chuckling hard to themselves
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@MrRogerDodger
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9 months
When they try this at crop over and it runs out in half an hour and inspires Twitter complaint threads for days >>>>>>>>
@IAmSocaJA
I Am Soca
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OK Tribe might have just changed the Road March game
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@MrRogerDodger
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3 years
Jax ask me a question and my response was “buddy I have no idea” He responds with “well daddy I want you to have an idea for me” I. Are. Finished.
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@MrRogerDodger
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3 years
Men get discharged to the front house lol
@KevzPolitics
Kevz Politics
3 years
#BREAKING - Barbados MOH officials indicate that 1,273 persons have been discharged from home isolation as of today
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@MrRogerDodger
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2 years
I don’t think I’ve seen one good headline accompanied by a zoom call screenshoot in the last 2 years
@CBCBARBADOS
CBC BARBADOS
2 years
Bad time for salary increases in Barbados #CBCNewsBB #WageIncrease   #SalaryIncrease
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@MrRogerDodger
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4 years
Last crumbz pizza pocket
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@MrRogerDodger
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3 years
Just want to tell any Barbadians who are worried that the vaccines are a technology designed to track and control us to not be afraid. As it is being implemented by the government, it will not work lol
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@MrRogerDodger
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2 years
I take birthday pics this year Looking and feeling all of 32 years but I want a rayban sponsor real bad
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@MrRogerDodger
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4 months
Yeah boy my biggest fear of parties right now is someone come and dance on me and b*j*ntube post it calling me some random white name and everyone laughs at me as I stare at the camera paralysed with fear
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I have no plans to be in no workplace at 68 confusing young people about how to open the new document format on the computer at the time
@KevzPolitics
Kevz Politics
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#BREAKING - Labour Minister Colin Jordan announces Barbados' pensionable age will become 67 1/2 years in 2028 and then become 68 years in 2034. This comes following national consultation on NIS reform - where the findings found that Bajans had no desire for 70 to become
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@MrRogerDodger
josh
3 years
You gine blow way the bad weather yourself bro?
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Tobi🇧🇧🇩🇲
3 years
We stayed prepared
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2 years
School Uniforms should be dri-fit polos in 2022 🤷‍♂️
@CBCBARBADOS
CBC BARBADOS
2 years
Statement on school uniform delays and relaxation of uniform policy #CBC #Barbados #CBCNewsBB
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@MrRogerDodger
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4 years
If you’re against gay weddings over here just don’t go to any? I mean chances are you won’t be getting invited to one anyway lol
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4 years
“Why she don’t love me man”
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@MrRogerDodger
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2 years
Drinking your recommended daily intake of water >>>>>>>>> Constantly pissing <<<<<<<
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in barbados, "serving c*nt" just means that the body ain eating back at your place again
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@MrRogerDodger
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5 years
It’s the year 2050 and the “I arrive baje at 2 o’clock” thread is being taught on the cxc syllabus as a seminal piece of Barbadian literature
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4 months
Bro i drove a car with a H plate for a week and i was being let out at junctions and all sorts of shite.
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Kofi
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Barbados gotta be so much vibes as a tourist
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@MrRogerDodger
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4 years
old people talk alot of shite...time at work a man told me that i shouldn't have "those' tattoos cuz if i was in Japan people might mistake me for a gang member....i was like big man...i live in St. Michael
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@MrRogerDodger
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3 years
DLP campaign graphics going to be Microsoft word clip art for sure
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@MrRogerDodger
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4 years
Dominoes men real weird. They going to got the patterns memorise and know when you holding what
@TeenyTinyTenny
Brown Skin Ferrari⚜️
4 years
I make custom dominos also. And yes they are “slamable”
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@MrRogerDodger
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4 years
Merry Christmas...that’s how it be
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@MrRogerDodger
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5 years
Rasshole is possibly the most flexible word in the Caribbean vernacular bro. It is to be used exactly in the haphazard rasshole sense as it can be inserted at any point within a sentence to enhance its rasshole meaning, whether the reader understands it or not like rasshole
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@MrRogerDodger
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3 years
IG saw these on Monday. Today is my real birthday. This is thirty-won
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@MrRogerDodger
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3 years
Jax still loves being hugged to sleep. He takes my arm, puts it around him and says “daddy make me safe”. Then he yawns and nods off 🥺🥺
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@MrRogerDodger
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3 years
Just want to apologise to the young lady who called my phone asking for Adrian this morning. I haven’t heard disappointment like that in a voice since frutee stopped selling sunny apple
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@MrRogerDodger
josh
3 years
My cookies n cream tweet hit American twitter. they calling names of places I’ve never seen in life and this time I talkin bout a 2 scoop I buy at chefette Welches
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@MrRogerDodger
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4 years
A criticism of the BLP is not a pro-DLP stance and vice versa lol
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I know social media has made it common place to overshare etc but I beg you…we should not all know the fine details of everyone’s lives or the intricacies of your interactions and relationships with people.
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@MrRogerDodger
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6 years
Best mauby does drink out of cups like these
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@MrRogerDodger
josh
2 years
On a serious note any future wukkup videos need to be posted to a West Indian circle or something because seeing am*ricans talk about them is soul destroying
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@MrRogerDodger
josh
3 years
On the vaccine thing, can we all just maybe agree that whatever your stance is on them, hoping someone dies to reinforce your view is a little bit ghoulish?
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@MrRogerDodger
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3 years
My friend, at Foul Bay you might as well assume that you are still in Christ Church
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3 years
“Pets not allowed in emergency shelters”
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4 years
Chefette handpicks the most pungent onions, soaks then in onion juice and splashes them with onion essence then puts them in a sandwich
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@MrRogerDodger
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3 years
Walking into my first “Safe Zone” lime
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3 years
Bouncer obviously don’t acknowledge Tyl____ _A signature
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@MrRogerDodger
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5 years
If this lil man call me josh instead of daddy one more time I done buy the expensive formula.
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Could just offer low cost flights 🤷‍♂️
@BarbadosToday
Barbados Today
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Initiative launched to entice Barbadian visitors to Saint Lucia -
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