Emily @ewozniakx86 Twitter profile

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Emily

@ewozniakx86

9 months

as I said on this app 7 years ago "make illinois horny again"

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Emily

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1 month

@Romy_Arths damnit why did i get this one its referring to some old Internet fourm thread where someone came inside the dreamcast

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@BUCKETHEADLXND its referring to some Japanese video game i didn't get it myself either i assumed it was mastercard too

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@SuspectFed all we had to do is follow the damn train cj

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2 months

@nottscooterr3 @nathudgens Nope, I still disagree with this. At the very least, for an $800 flagship phone, there's no excuse to have a 60 Hz display when you can find budget-range Androids that at least have 90 Hz screens. I would be fine with Apple putting at least 90 Hz on the base model and 120 Hz on

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2 months

@LordAslanThe2nd This doesn’t count because you edited the second frame out. There are two frames to this one.

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1 month

@nathudgens i actually dont get this it does look like a credit card logo i assumed it was mastercard too i have one myself

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2 months

I'm surprised by the number of people who say it should stay lost. I can see why—yes, the ad could be considered a bit racist—but the only reason I want this to be found is because I vividly remember when it aired and the backlash it got. It's messing with my mind because not

Lost Media Busters

@LostMediaBuster

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DID YOU KNOW: In 2004, McDonalds ran a racist NOW-LOST TV ad following a black woman as she boards an airplane with Chicken Selects chicken. When the flight attendant reaches for the box to discard it, she yells "You Better Don't!". To view the search:

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Emily

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4 months

@luciascarlet i do think that’s true because iirc isn’t hdmi pin for pin compatible with dvi like it’s the exact same shit except with audio transmission in fact i think dual link hdmi existed at one point

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4 months

@FilmsFallout no 3 is

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4 months

@collnsmith I've been on that reddit for a good time now and yea that's true

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@ewozniakx86

5 months

@orikkunn as someone from the midwest that’s not even walmart that’s meijer a chain of local midwestern grocery stores we have here but i’ll let it pass because it’s basically the same thing

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Emily

@ewozniakx86

10 months

@psych0kn0t_ it has nothing to do with their popularity the reason why there are so many has to do with the company’s franchising they are the cheapest to franchise and own and they never had any limits or anything so you just got so many of them like right next to each other

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4 months

@luciascarlet where I got android myself I can't wait to see this

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4 months

@equine__dentist @luciascarlet

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4 months

@luciascarlet why is québec excluded

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Emily

@ewozniakx86

2 months

It's weird how this has never resurfaced. This was in 2004, an election year. I have a ton of tapes from 2004, just because it was an election year, so I feel like we would have a lot of TV coverage. This existed; it's not a troll. I do remember this ad myself. It's possible it

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Emily

@ewozniakx86

9 months

Someone gifted me this new necklace recently thoughts? I like it and think it’s cute

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@cheeto_tenshi @catgirlcrisis isn't this one the logo they use for the debit card mastercards or the prepaid ones i think this one is also a mastercard reference

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Emily

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10 months

@ElliesSurviving thats french and translates to happy late birthday in english

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4 months

@KevMagnet thats something I've always wanted to do being unemployed would be a nice job

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4 months

@Nintendeal i’m just glad the rating hasn’t changed

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4 months

@luciascarlet yep dual link dvi to hdmi converters are very expensive even nowadays and iirc with dual link hdmi i think that probably never got released but i think it was at least a prototype or something

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Emily

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2 months

@CyberStudios808 @nottscooterr3 @nathudgens I already knew that, hence why I switched to Android. iPhones have always been underpowered compared to their Android counterparts.

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1 month

@Stone_tossers oh it said R i thought it said NC-17 because that would have made more sense in the context of the comic

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@nayrunayru Back then, when albums were actually getting sold physically and would mostly be bought on physical releases like CDs, I got the point. But nowadays, with streaming, I think they are obsolete.

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2 months

@Gammitin im more surprised at the fact it was still even up to begin with holy shit

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4 months

@luciascarlet yep i had a monitor like that too so that’s how i knew dual link dvi has to be active and those converters are too expensive even for me

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@ewozniakx86

4 months

@solelychloe you're obviously not in America how the hell are you still getting 2g and edge is just another name for 2g data

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7 months

todays my birthday let’s see if i can get the same engagement as it did last year

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4 months

@luciascarlet now that's some glazing

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@ewozniakx86

10 months

don’t ask how i got an account with a join date of 2008

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@ewozniakx86

4 months

@madoconnect that's not even the intended purpose of that command it's intended to be used as a way to update file timestamps it just has a side effect of where if that file name doesn't exist it creates a new one

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Emily

@ewozniakx86

11 months

cock

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Emily

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8 months

mcrib is finally back i love it

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Emily

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4 months

I have came on both fallout 3 and new vegas before

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Emily

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5 months

oh fuck yes i’m gonna cum

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Emily

@ewozniakx86

10 months

i finally got the blue checkmark now

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Emily

@ewozniakx86

10 months

there’s no way that they call that thing they use for laws a weed wacker i’m laughing at that name at least romex sounds like kleenex and both are generic trademarks but a weed wacker that name is funny

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Emily

@ewozniakx86

11 months

remember good kid madd city

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Emily

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4 months

@LoveRetroBTW my beautiful dark twisted fantasy by kanye west

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Emily

@ewozniakx86

7 months

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

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Emily

@ewozniakx86

8 months

wasn’t today the day 15 years ago when obama got elected

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Emily

@ewozniakx86

8 months

i haven’t had breakfast since 2015 try harder

non aesthetic things

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Emily

@ewozniakx86

4 months

as someone who has been a longtime iPhone user since 2009 I've finally switched to android

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Emily

@ewozniakx86

10 months

i'm over here stroking my dick i got lotion on my dick right now I’m just stroking my shit, im horny as fuck man, im a freak man like fr.

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Emily

@ewozniakx86

5 months

i’m sorry this was pointless i hated this thing and how to this day it’s still expensive as fuck and only a few games actually used the more ram and the highlight game that used it only needed it because of a memory overflow bug

Jiggylookback

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5 months

As a kid this was mythical…you weren’t getting the full Nintendo 64 experience unless you had that little red grate in the hatch.

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Emily

@ewozniakx86

4 months

@Gammitin I'm saying agent under fire not even because the game was good because it was broken af and ot had exploits for the gamecube ps2 and xbox I still use that game on my gamecube to load homebrew

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Emily

@ewozniakx86

2 months

@alexciaooo @CyberStudios808 @nottscooterr3 @nathudgens If you're talking about CPUs and GPUs, then yes, you would be right. Some of the new A-series chips are actually quite good. My issue is more with the other specs, like batteries and RAM. iPhones have always had poor battery capacity and not a lot of RAM. And yes, I know Apple

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Emily

@ewozniakx86

6 months

a nice birthday gift i got can’t wait to use all of this i’m going to be doing a one roll a month for a year

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Emily

@ewozniakx86

8 months

this is something that to this day i want to know who was behind it but they are probably dead by now it’s one of those unsolved mysteries

Today in Tech History

@DayTechHistory

8 months

On this day in 1987, a pirate television signal was broadcasted to thousands of Chicago-area TV sets tuned to WGN and WTTW. The event became known as the Max Headroom Incident, and the people responsible for it remain unidentified.

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Emily

@ewozniakx86

4 months

having a 120hz refresh rate phone makes doomscrolling a lot easier faster refresh rates are just designed for that

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Emily

@ewozniakx86

4 months

did trump just cum again

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Trump short circuits again LOL

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Emily

@ewozniakx86

3 months

I am loaded

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Emily

@ewozniakx86

10 months

my tweets will never be the same now with the blue checkmark

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Emily

@ewozniakx86

9 months

back in 2012 we had ram ranch with "18 naked cowboys in the shower with big hard throbbing cocks wanting to be sucked" damn that’s so fucking hot now 11 years later we got "he’s bouncing off my bootycheeks i love the way he rides" ram ranch was the hotter more detailed graphic

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Emily

@ewozniakx86

4 months

@MegamattX86 yea except those were true pre covid though especially the first one the amount of old pirated vhs tapes I've seen that are obviously filmed in a theater and bad quality I've seen one where there was a bike in the middle of the screen before

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Emily

@ewozniakx86

4 months

@365OTG denzel classic

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Emily

@ewozniakx86

9 months

does she even know that even for the people that do stand up to take a piss because of these being public toliets the seats are lidless and aren’t fully closed like a home one so most people are just going to piss through the seat would have worked better on a home toilet

Ms Millicent: sleepy mode 😴♿ 🏳️‍🌈

@MillieCheesey

9 months

Emmie does know women typically sit to pee, right?

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Sam and Cat

@SamAndCat

11 years

SAM & CAT TOMORROW! Write on the bottom of ur foot, take a pic and use #SAMandCATSaturday we'll RT and follow until our fingers get sore!

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Emily

@ewozniakx86

10 months

the next thing i might consider getting is a iphone 5 mainly because i no longer have my old one and i missed it but it’s so hard to find one on ios 6 or with ios 6 blobs saved or a 64gb one then again i was probably the only person back then to always futureproof and buy high

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Emily

@ewozniakx86

4 months

even I'll admit this as a long time apple fan but I'm for apple getting sued just because of the fact that their whole business model relies on passively aggressively calling people broke because they don't use their products like if you see any android device used by apple its

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Emily

@ewozniakx86

11 months

november hasn’t passed yet but once it does i should get the 15 year badge idk if they still even do that back then every year you were on twitter you got like a little special tweet badge with different years and each year was different

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Emily

@ewozniakx86

10 months

I just got my photos back and i love them

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Emily

@ewozniakx86

4 months

are you "coming" or "cumming" because there's a huge difference

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Emily

@ewozniakx86

10 months

i have a b cup if anyone likes that

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Emily

@ewozniakx86

5 months

who here is going to admin the only reason illinois even has a spot on this map is because of chicago this wouldn’t be true for anywhere south of I-80 and just wait until you find out about missouri also all of these states have high living costs

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@ewozniakx86

10 months

I just went on google to find all of the twitter account anniversary images

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Emily

@ewozniakx86

10 months

i know it’s kinda hard to believe but i got time person of the year back in 2006

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Emily

@ewozniakx86

7 months

they changed it to x not twitter i don’t call it x i can’t believe people actually call it that in a professional academic setting it’s too funny for me it sounds like a porn site

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Emily

@ewozniakx86

7 months

still using my 2012 macbook pro to this day i use it like a car with 100k miles on it just use it until it’s 100% obsolete and ready to move on and this is a nice plus

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Apple needs to bring back the MacBook Pro battery life indicator lights.

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4 months

@luciascarlet @nathudgens at the time I did this in 2022 I was using free apple dev but in 2023 I did pay for it for 2 years but this worked on my free xcode account now tbf I did tell them that my name was legally changed but they did not ask for any proof at all and just changed the name

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4 months

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4 months

@f4micom same but that's just because the only half decent computer I had back then was a macbook pro and if I wanted to play games or anything like that I would have to use one

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Emily

@ewozniakx86

8 months

i’m a slut for hanukkah

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4 months

@365OTG this and South park were the only 2 tv series that I've actually watched to completion I've seen all of the episodes of them

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@ewozniakx86

11 months

i want that esex with chatgpt i don’t even need anyone to dm anymore

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5 months

I love this movie so much one of my favourites this was one of the best movies of 2007

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5 months

@DubyaEraLeft i’ve seen this movie and its sequel both were funny

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Emily

@ewozniakx86

5 months

i’ve done this before multiple times once even in french and one where my mouth was the o in "whore" huge fan of it

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Emily

@ewozniakx86

4 months

holy shit how many times is trump going to be cumming first he said "i’m gonna cum" then "i’m gonna do it" then came then he was edging biden now this

Ellie✨♥️🥂✡️🏳️‍⚧️🔆

@EllieGabalus

4 months

after Trump WHAT

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5 months

i’m gonna cum

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6 months

am i the only one who hates that trend where it goes "we’re group of course we do something" it’s annoying im not a fan of it

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@ShitpostGate Freon

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Emily

@ewozniakx86

10 months

hah, nice fantasy! would be a shame if it was beautiful dark and twisted

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Emily

@ewozniakx86

4 months

another thing I love with android so much is that you can actually block ads system wide without a jailbreak or anything its actually impressive with ios you could but it was a pain to use and required your device to be mdm manged or you could jailbreak with android I just

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Emily

@ewozniakx86

10 months

remember what ti said back in 2008 "some say they so gay they couldn’t get work on labour day"

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Emily

@ewozniakx86

4 months

android has shit battery life even when I don't use 5g and 120hz I actually got better battery out of my iPhone and even that also had sub par battery life however the iPhone battery is a bit wore out

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4 months

now this is do agree with

G.W. Bush-era Leftism

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Emily

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2 months

hell no what the fuck is this he's just jerking it at the pump and he put the pump up his ass was he even horny or what

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@melchizedek420 napalm from Vietnam

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Emily

@ewozniakx86

9 months

now i’m really not a fan of it it’s exposing my horny ass

Emily

@ewozniakx86

9 months

they just brought predictive text filling to the iphone and idk if i’m a fan of this or not

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4 months

@FilmsFallout no

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Emily

@ewozniakx86

10 months

i’m kinda disappointed with film photography now because i just recently realised that me thinking film was a popular format in the mid 00s was just an antidotal thing because it’s what i had back then and other people i knew turns out the last film slr made was in 2000 and iirc

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Emily

@ewozniakx86

1 month

I'm so sorry that the movie you wanted to watch got pulled from Netflix. Anyways, here's my movie collection that I can watch anytime.

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Emily

@ewozniakx86

9 months

@luciascarlet i use cherry mx brown and i like them they work fine for me only downside is my keyboard lacks dedicated arrow keys and it sucks but i prefer a mechanical keyboard over membrane anyway

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Emily

@ewozniakx86

11 months

are you a good kid but the city is madd

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Emily

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10 months

i can’t wait to develop my own c41 film at home idk if you save money because i have spent a lot on just getting the stuff you need to even do it i did get lucky by finding some stuff used for cheap and old stuff i had and local people but you pay like $40 for the chemicals that

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