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@melchizedek420
Gabe
4 months
what the hell is that liquid
@RestrictedReels
R_Reels🔞
4 months
Husband throws red liquid at ex wife while at a restaurant, causing a fire.
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@melchizedek420
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How miserable you gotta be to post this on a Saturday
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@melchizedek420
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2 months
some gags just take it too far..
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@melchizedek420
Gabe
5 months
Thank you God for destroying this creature
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The size of a Quetzalcoatlus, the largest flying creature ever
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@melchizedek420
Gabe
10 months
cheeky cunts getting absolutely cooked off the darts 😭😂
@PETAUK
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These rats were forced to inhale cigarette smoke. Can you imagine how torturous this was for them?
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@melchizedek420
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@veganfuture
Vegan Future
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'I don't think animals were meant to be eaten and worn' ~ John Lennon
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@melchizedek420
Gabe
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@bmb195 didn’t realize pigs blood explodes on contact
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pine cone
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illuminatibot
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What they are really after
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@melchizedek420
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4 months
Muting the hell outta this shit
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@melchizedek420
Gabe
4 months
the main difference between white and black people is how they make finger guns
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@melchizedek420
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@CleanAsteroid that flamy stuff
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@melchizedek420
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@PowWowCaesar forgot about the AoE
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@melchizedek420
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he’s clouted up on retard twitter
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@melchizedek420
Gabe
10 months
Going to skull fuck the Hat Man yall need anything
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@melchizedek420
Gabe
4 months
@CaptainCatamite terrifying.
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@melchizedek420
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4 months
@isaacturnersong I should have known
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@melchizedek420
Gabe
4 months
@swarogstein yea maybe but it’s kinda cool also just take it easy man
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@melchizedek420
Gabe
10 months
Is Obama his name or his ethnicity or his job
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@melchizedek420
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4 months
@ItsTrev9 @bmb195 If I thew corn at a table I don’t think it would do all that no
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how it feels to post on X
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@melchizedek420
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@melchizedek420
Gabe
8 months
gone off the delta 8
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@melchizedek420
Gabe
6 months
which conversation is this exactly
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illuminatibot
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You're not ready to have this conversation.
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@DalaiLama
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@melchizedek420
Gabe
10 months
when he’s clouted up on diarrhea twitter
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@jesawyer me selling all of my worthless NCR money for thousands of bottle caps (actual currency)
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@melchizedek420
Gabe
8 months
how this make u feel white boy
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@melchizedek420
Gabe
4 months
@daddycrimeboy when I played baldurs gate i remember hoarding dozens of these but never using them
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@melchizedek420
Gabe
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He’s a good sport
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@FINALLEVEL
ICE T
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ICE COLD FACT : I’m not on Social Media for you to Like me.. I’m on for fun and to promote the various things I do… If you like me,,, that’s a PLUS. If you don’t… You’re Stupid to follow me. 👊🏽
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people forget that Sarah Silverman has a gigantic rack
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@melchizedek420
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I wish I’d spent more time jerking off
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he will be deep fried alhamdulillah
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@melchizedek420
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@Etho646 people shouldn’t be allowed to have that
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@GeebMinister “is it time?”
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@melchizedek420
Gabe
22 days
Just turned my phone around to see the back of this picture and holy hell
@DannyDrinksWine
DepressedBergman
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Sandra Bullock, 1995.
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@melchizedek420
Gabe
6 months
“women aren’t funny” OK then explain this
@sportingnews
The Sporting News
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Why was Kelsey Plum eating her popcorn like that 😂 @Kelseyplum10
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would you dap him up?
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@melchizedek420
Gabe
11 months
POV you’re Dan Crenshaw trying to read a map
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@DanCrenshawTX
Dan Crenshaw
11 months
Never heard of Dagestan until now but apparently it’s a Jew hating hell hole.
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@melchizedek420
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@pitbull “How can I make International Women’s Day about me”
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@stillreezy
wieambilla wellness check
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the dalai lama on palestine: “I’m very much impressed that in Jerusalem where the Jewish community there, their land is much greener and they use every technique, water, trees and grass is much greener. Whereas on the Palestinian side it still remains dry like the desert”
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@melchizedek420
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It’s not a doll Dad it’s an action figure
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@melchizedek420
Gabe
5 months
I don’t get it, what am I looking for exactly
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@melchizedek420
Gabe
9 months
A creature which God has created in anger
@ObtainerOf
ObtainerOfRareAntiquities
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Yeah this totally just evolved, natural selection obviously
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@melchizedek420
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@Saffy1288 @ViciousVideos sorry blood didn’t spurt everywhere as he flew back 6 feet like in the movies
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@melchizedek420
Gabe
11 months
why don’t these people just sit down, I’ve never understood this
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@melchizedek420
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2 years
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what is she famous for
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Science girl
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Gracie Bon is a famous Panamanian model and has campaigned for airplane seats to be made bigger
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@melchizedek420
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@Leonarda_Jonie “kept the rest of Europe from becoming Muslim”
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@melchizedek420
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4 months
video recording my chipotle order so I can jerk off to it later
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@melchizedek420
Gabe
2 years
*tasting pussy* I’m picking up some citrus notes. Definitely chocolate. And a nice lingering smokiness
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@melchizedek420
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@melchizedek420
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2 years
just vanquished a nemesis
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@melchizedek420
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11 months
oh so he’s a protected class now
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@melchizedek420
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11 months
Who goes there?
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come hit this shit bro
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@melchizedek420
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7 months
Rest in Power
@disclosetv
Disclose.tv
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JUST IN - Lord Jacob Rothschild dies aged 87.
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@melchizedek420
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ozempic/woke/vaxxed
@penfoldsfiv
Ernest Penfold
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What happened to Garfield?
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@simplytomh
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what are two characters you’d wanna put in a room together just to see what happens
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garlic sauce with gnats for supper 2nite
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@bintcrubbs preparing to go to the bar like
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naww blud forgot to bot the comments 😭😭😂
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@melchizedek420
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2 years
@depthsofwiki look how they massacred my boy
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@melchizedek420
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3 months
Now I hope you don’t mind but I had to go rootin around there in your balls to pull all the bits of plastic out
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@melchizedek420
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@Houndsditch I think it’s more of a hammer fired versus striker fired distinction
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@melchizedek420
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cats got shooters
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@melchizedek420
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@GeebMinister they’re covering up the truth
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@melchizedek420
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3 years
yall realize “eating ass” is just a meme, right? hoping no one’s out there licking a butthole thinkin that’s a thing people do
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@melchizedek420
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view from my hotel room is insane
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@depthsofwiki Virginians rn
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Had to be done
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@melchizedek420
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thank you
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what the hell is this thing
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@melchizedek420
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*Testing Hate Speech Filter* I love you
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@thee_snek
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Both of these people are 59 in these photos
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@shitbiscuit
metaphor man
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Breasts on the timeline
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@eroticdiceroll nothing beats the feeling of the gate finally closing and you know it’s actually real
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How this make you feel white boy
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@melchizedek420
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@TallBart coming soon
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@melchizedek420
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I think less of someone if I see them drinking this water
@_hunterhammonds
Hunter Hammonds
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This is Mike Cessario. He turned Liquid Death into a $1.4 BILLION brand in a boring industry. Mike sells water in beer cans & hires pornstars for ads. Here's how he used branding to build a $1.4B water brand 🤘
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@melchizedek420
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Oh life is a simulation? What is it simulating dipshit
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@melchizedek420
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What do you mean “mid” - mid how? How am I mid?
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@melchizedek420
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Beers in my fridge talkin to me like the green goblin mask
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@melchizedek420
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(racistly) I am gay
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