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im skinny fat and every weekend i get horribly fucked up and chap my lips and Stare too intensely
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im taking highschool math and chinese and smoking weed at community college
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im about to become so negative that everyone around me dies
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too much fucking bluetooth in Here
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stupid lifestyle. might not make it
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its bicycling while skinny fat summer
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no yanny i rest on my laurels
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i got hoe'd dog
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big scary finger. prototype
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i should go out tonight. Have the time of my life
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puny phone (EXPENSIVE)
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hand on my tummy under my shirt its oppresively Hot and i have a boner
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rest in peace guerre 2010ish to infinity
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been waking up at 3 hornier than a damn Rock for months but twice this week i woke up because i think i screamed or i was begging and pleading having night terrors cause of how horny ive been
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auper big berry
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Red botryoidal chalcedony from North Ankara, Turkey Photo: Hasan Kürük
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i have a new muse its this gay freak who creepshots people and posts on tik tok. he comes in to my job all the time and takes pictures of construction workers eating. i want to be his type. if he doesnt post me i will do something drastic
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im not even one of these guys. i dont jerk off to stuff like this. but these are probably the most impactful art i've seen in my whole life. No one ever painted stuff this meaningful cos they were cavemen they couldnt even
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i noticed you not fwm from all the way over here
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i fell off and made lateral moves
@KhalifLi
S.H.🅰️N.G.H🅰️I ™ 🐲🈵 📍
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2023 almost over what have u achieved so far?
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jeans with a qr code on the ass and if u scan it its a pic of ur fat ass on the inside of the jeans or maybe its on your penis or whatever
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sassy cool intelligent wistful wise Relaxing
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ate all my bananas before i bought replacement bananas
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wooden shorts 🩳
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wa$$up
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in 40~ years i will probably just be watching porn straight up at the library on the library computer not even able to beat any more. if trends hold in my demographic ill be watching porn soft at the library
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had a nice evening with some coworkers. they have wrong beliefs and are sort of evil.
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found camera in Garbage
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prices make no sense at all europeans should kill themselves
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radiohead in rainbows
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1 year
x is one of the least epic letters ut everyone thinks x is like the fucking leather jacket of letters
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2 white claws ... grrrr 🐾🐾
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poetic
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in case you thought i fell off im addicted to kratom have $4000 dollars and im on the clock right now. over time.
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may i bro
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fumbled a girl so hard she tried to debate me
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this makes me proud to be British 🇬🇧
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dying.. i shouldve been more Twee
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just gave a beautiful woman terrible directions
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things are getting Sadder
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i got so many job rejection emails today
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LEAK : New Third Type of Computer
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yea aight bitch welcome to the meat show
@RealHeathcliffs
actual heathcliff comics
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idgf abt shtt
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P*vel
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yeah i put a hole in a belt to strangle myself but i didnt measure first. my neck was too fat i couldnt get it in the hole i passed out for a sec and cracked my rib on my space heater and had a raging boner when i stood up
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Yall ever tried to kill yo self and it didn’t work? That shit was embarrassing asf
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im having opinions again and i was mad af today because of my opinions
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@Saeroyi_cat
パッツン前髪のセロイ
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雨の日もバナナ屋さんは大忙し🐱
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thought he had he butt out
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she thinks its epic to have no tail
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ive been edolls my whole life without pay
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i founded several microtrends on twitter between 2018–21, without pay, originating in small message groups, primarily catchwords & phrases. i developed 8 mimetic images for edolls between 2019–21, without pay
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flies be like nice drink im going to fucking kill myself 😂
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apparition of Woman kneeling possibly praying
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i was mad as hell making soup today
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the Knower and the Simpleton linked up
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they should let you amoke opium and public bathe at the library
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A library card should also grant you access to some random doors around the city to encourage reading
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i will have a child with literally anyone for no damn reason
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if there were tunnels in my city i would know. there arent any tunnels rn in Vancouver
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there should be more ambient music focused on spying a lot of ambient music Now is about being a dullard instead of a very talented Spy
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if youve been on a plane as a adult kill yourself Now
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no yanny i rest on my laurels
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despite all my rage... p
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🫵 its your fault for not helping me
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