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3 months

@helpimstilrwylm i agree. i think she is entitled to feel however she feels, but it’s not inherently disrespectful for somebody to ask her for a photo. SO LONG AS they are respectful of her response. she always has the right to say no and it’s not okay to be shitty about that.

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@greynovember019 i love them! i made some similar ones

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4 months

@flower4taylor omg i looooove! i made a lilac short skirt one recently too!!

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3 months

@rasalistair @jssicaTAY i think the swiftie in this case is responding to the OP’s caption that brought Taylor into. they literally made it about her.

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4 months

@matt_obrien whenever my husband sneezes a lot i like to say “nice Ron” and then he says “i sneezed! oh i’m not allowed to sneeze?”

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5 months

@GlamazonJay every time my husband shaves his beard the cat gets her feelings hurt 🙄

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3 months

@rasalistair @jssicaTAY but that person is not a swiftie. they obviously dislike Taylor. so saying “some swifties need to seek help” seems very misplaced

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2 years

@rafiqahakhdar @koralinadean then why did PLL go like 4 seasons past what it should have 😂

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3 months

@mattxiv this is like the maga equivalent of a black face photo resurfacing. i’m sure they’d actually prefer that.

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3 months

@helpimstilrwylm i will say though, i have a job where i come into contact with celebs more than the average person and it’s usually pretty easy to tell when someone’s up for a photo vs when they’re not. i understand that it’s easy to forget they’re just normal people when you’re excited though.

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4 months

@gonnagetyoub4ck @whosawyer yall make me proud 🥲

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2 months

@ohsohighschool i read that in the STERNEST teacher voice and i loved it

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3 months

@tamijo9 @EliMcCann he works for the railroad. apparently the company likes them hydrated. mind you, he never leaves the house without this ridiculous water bottle that’s literally bigger than our cat so i’m not sure why he needs a million of the little bottles too 😂

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4 months

@the13manuscript why did my brain say cocaine sky dungeon 😑 that doesn’t even make sense

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3 months

@ERAmoreGirlie @bestoftimets literally could have been the last time of their lives and nobody seems to understand the gravity of that.

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3 months

@PunchingCat we had a $1000 tummy ache this week 😑

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3 months

@kissmarrykill13 i yawned just from reading the word yawn in this tweet 🥱

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4 months

@burningwitchlor reminds me of this one i did 😂😭😂😭

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3 months

@satoraurgojo i saw a tweet today that said “i hate taylor swift and her swifties with every fiber of my being but this is too far”

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3 months

@EliMcCann @tamijo9 reboot of wife swap where we all just trade husbands to better align our quirks. does anybody want mine? he won’t stop bringing tiny water bottles home from work

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3 months

@MsAJBossypants @brosandprose i love sharing the time that my husband took me to my colposcopy procedure and saw me take ibuprofen beforehand. he said “shouldn’t you wait to see what pain medication they give you before you take anything?” and was absolutely shocked/appalled that they give you nothing.

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3 months

@daylight_poetry “i don’t know if i’m double dipping” *proceeds to go to 13 more shows* i love it

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4 months

@Swiftsbeatles and the funniest is part is that they played in London the same weekend and Paul actively chose doing to her show instead of theirs 🤭

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3 months

@RohitaKadambi aging like fine wine

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4 months

@lexofmyheart i’ve seen this 496 times and i will NEVER skip.

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7 months

@QuilfordSally @ij_ford my FIL (whom i have been making onion free alternatives for since 2014) tells me he doesn’t like onions literally every time we eat together 😂

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3 months

@balogun_castro @scottswigart @The_Acumen purely anecdotal, but i’ve been a flight attendant for 10+ years. no matter how you try to do it, people get on the plane and their brains disappear. also, back to front only works if everybody is at the gate on time which has never happened once ever in the history of air travel

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4 months

@so_it_gays one time i was listening to cowboy like me in the car and my husband said wait did she really write a song about being a cowboy? i thought she wasn’t country anymore

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4 months

@chinaspacelaser @cxrnerrstone i have a friend like this and i have realized that i avoid spending time with her. it’s never just a chill hang out it, there has to be a deep life altering conversation.

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3 months

@hansalchemy lmao it was only like 6 weeks ago that i was like oh i probably should not have my last name on here huh

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4 months

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2 months

@CodyCaston13 also, the way to change people’s views is to have conversations from a place of love. i have a repub leaning family member who has flipped on a lot of social issues because i took the time to explain a different pov to them in a LOVING way free of judgement or condescension. 1/2

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4 months

@the13manuscript definitely planned. he respects her way too much to do something like that at her show without her permission. i bet it was her idea 😂

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4 months

@SnackMyFridgeUp every time they show Bohm i laugh. dude is chillin. i love it

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3 months

@TridentTruee it’s just so nice to be on the right end of this for once 😂

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2 months

@the13manuscript they won’t though and they actually think her endorsement was in response to their hate.

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2 years

@Saturn__Media @fewredthings I’m 31 and still somebody’s baby sister

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2 months

@a_goldentattoo i thought it would have taken us at least a week after the end of the european leg but here we are

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3 months

@ardensofbabylon i came to this conclusion too! it’s so beautiful

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2 months

@Laurens13tv and pics from their RI weekend would be out too

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4 months

@F4STFATI @NiceTshimitYou there are ways to compliment without adding a condescending or offensive jab.

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4 months

@hellotefi i got a new kitten named Fred

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4 months

@shlungo @chinaspacelaser @cxrnerrstone i should have said “work acquaintance” i suppose. whenever i her it’s a group of women getting together for a glass of wine to unwind outside of work and she’s always like “here’s a bunch of pictures of abused animals will you donate money?”

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4 months

@taysfavcardigan @youbelongherets my best friend is a dental hygienist and she has a patient who has all the surprise songs memorized too. she told him what show she went to and he was like oooh so you got _______ & _______. she was very impressed so don’t sell yourself short

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4 months

@theheatherhogan not exactly the same thing but our water line was leaking and we found out because our water bill was insane and showed us using 10k gallons a week. the city water representative asked if we were doing more laundry than usual. 🤦🏻‍♀️

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4 months

@nessianxx Travis don’t shake the baby!

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2 years

@trailbllazer @rafiqahakhdar @koralinadean I’ve seen every episode at least twice I am all talk 😂

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3 months

@BDavis1776 @offbeatorbit she has absolutely repudiated him in the past. i would be willing to bet she’s refraining from commenting on anything political while she’s actively on tour abroad.

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4 years

Trump’s calculated dismantling of USPS proves one thing clearly: He is WELL AWARE that we do not want him as our president. He’s chosen to blatantly cheat and put millions of Americans’ lives at risk in an effort to hold on to power.

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4 years

after 6+ years of calling this guy “boyfriend” I have a feeling it’s going to take me a while to get used to saying “fiancé” but I’m up for the challenge 😻😻

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2 months

@courtsidekenny @ArmandDoma which likely means she’d be a great one too

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3 months

@EBBMpodcast devastated to announce that i’m 97% certain that’s my exact wedding coat 😩

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1 year

@Funnpenelope @clhubes she haaaaaaates me

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4 months

@moonlithoax they really look to me like they have more than a 6-7 inch difference. especially when she’s wearing heels. i’m 5’9 and my husband is 6’5 and i feel like their height difference looks more extreme than ours

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4 months

@thelifeofronie you have friends/fans in the US! 🩵

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3 months

@thesweetestconn @wishescametrue same! immediately over analyzing every single social interaction and wondering if i embarrassed myself.

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3 months

@EastCoastMs_ i don’t like him i love him

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2 months

@howyougettheguy i saw this girl almost get run off tiktok for saying she didn’t like it. she wasn’t disrespectful or mean she just said it wasn’t for her and she ended up deleting her video and posting an apology

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5 months

@swiftie_crazier @tayvisnation i think it’s probably true that they’re going on a family trip but Britt & Taylor are friends. it seems unlikely that they would be in Europe while she’s touring there and *not* go to a show.

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3 months

@zachfulk3 travis said 🎶 i wish i could flyyyyyyy 🎶

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5 months

@SmashBandicootr @sherryjenix flight attendant here 😑 can confirm

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4 months

@killa_shannon i just know somebody looked around like “wait where’d he go?” bc they didn’t notice him leave

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3 months

@repunaytion @kingomyheart_13 i was able to completely avoid spoilers before my first show but i went to ATL N3 so i only had to avoid swiftie spaces for like 6 weeks. it would be so hard to avoid them for THIS long.

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2 months

@PoeticBlckgrl i made it last month and it is so good. usually i have to tweak recipes to make them better but not hers

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3 months

@xdcokolwiek @bettysgardenco she also didn’t say anything against the hate towards Jordan. that speaks volumes

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3 months

@Mariners NOT POLO THATS FOR SURE

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7 months

@TerribleMuriel9 @amayadeakins @ask_aubry it’s nearly 1.5x my mortgage! i shuddered

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4 months

@shimmergy “should of said no”

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3 months

my kitten will completely tire himself out playing but he doesn’t want to stop so he just starts meowing a lot while still playing until i scoop him up and put him in my lap and then he immediately conks out. like are you kidding me? i will die for this tiny perfect idiot

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4 months

@_lightuptheskye i agree! it’s fun to enjoy the content of them being cute and happy together. i am happy she’s happy, she deserves it! but people are acting crazy about the suspected engagement, etc. they are just people who don’t owe us anything. it’s so cringe.

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3 months

@NoamChompers i have always liked vegetables and i just now put together that it’s probably because my parents were both really good cooks. green beans simmered in broth with onion and bacon and zucchini sautéed in butter with parmesan are two of my fav childhood staples

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4 months

@mothtoaflame13 @swiftalert_13 same and i’m mad at myself and whoever wrote that tweet to convince me it was gonna be yellow 😩

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2 months

@outpaigeous so sorry this happened to you Dave!

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3 months

@mursemedsnood it’s great! i have a reasonably sized one from the same brand and i love it. 135 oz Titan Bottle

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4 months

@LizAmericana @swiftalert_13 YESSS! 🩷

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5 months

@cyclesixmile when my family was in town for my wedding the neighbor at their airbnb came out and asked them to move their car (there was no off street parking avl) and when my brother said isn’t the street public? and the guy said “yeah but around here we respect each other” like what dude?

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2 months

@ohsohighschool he cannot be serious. he was literally just shitting all over her and now he’s like lol double homicide 🤪

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3 months

@jacemclaws @MarinerMuse should have let Woo pitch the 8th while we’re at it

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3 years

we are watching the Olympics but Bryan is reading and not really paying attention. they were talking about equestrian events and I said “gosh that’s gotta be hard on the horses, traveling to Japan” and he said “what?”and I said “equestrian” and he said “no I’m a Pisces”

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2 months

@shakeitupbabyy this whole series has been

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5 years

I would love to not be getting on an airplane/flying to cities with high concentrations of Coronavirus cases. unfortunately, that’s not an option because I have bills to pay and cats to feed. please stop judging me and shaming me for doing my job and maintaining my livelihood.

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9 months

@bendollz_ben @MadiSP4321 this advice reminds me of the time i went to take tylenol before a ✨ lady parts ✨ procedure and my husband said “shouldn’t you wait to see what they give you for the pain first?”

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3 months

@fischybusinesss i was at peace with the idea a loss today as soon as i heard the astros lost. i just wish it could have been a little less ugly.

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3 months

@paraAax @alexschief my friend fell into the Seine a few summers ago and we laughed a good deal but we were also pretty worried for her.

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@123lgbetty i heard it as her being a bi woman who [unfortunately] keeps falling for men

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3 months

my husband is on nights this week and tell me this doesn’t look like the most luxurious and cozy sleep you’ve ever seen

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4 months

@bldelaurentis these bracelets i made a few weeks ago have aged quite nicely 🐞

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3 months

@Pookielore FEELIN’ SO GATSBY

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3 months

@FeverBeliever @EliMcCann wait but i was taught Harris’ and i’m a millennial! my new married last name ends with an S and i don’t care what’s right, i much prefer s’ over s’s

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@MarinerMuse i got scared through the TV

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@EliMcCann we love a self aware king

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4 months

@superinducting @LinkofSunshine my mom lost all vision in one eye from a stupid mistake during a[n elective] routine eye surgery and it’s been awful. i know that’s one experience had by one person, but witnessing it in real time was enough for me to never have any type of eye surgery that’s not 100% necessary.

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my flight home is delayed but I got to pet Simon the baby chihuahua so it’s not all bad

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emotional support cats appeared moments before that walk off loss. somehow they know i swear to god

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3 years

@buttpraxis I think about this tweet pretty much every day whenever I don’t know exactly where my cats are. who knows where they’ll turn up! it’s thrilling!

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@KamalaHarris “dad, this means I can be the president” -G, age 7 #thefutureisfemale @BeckBeckelhymer

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@JasonKelce @Steveven10 i personally prefer to drink WHILE i’ve got a cat in my lap. you gotta try it. it’s magic ✨

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5 years

I keep typing and erasing this tweet because I’m upset and I can’t figure out how I want to word what I’m thinking. men and women perceive things differently. stop telling women that they’re overreacting when they feel threatened or uncomfortable in a situation.

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@ItsOnUs @DrBiden based on this pic I can only assume you meant to say the United Stares instead of the United States bc 🔥

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