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note: this does not apply if you’ve raised a series b. then you can date white women who don’t take SSRIs.

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dating in sf requires some hard decisions

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i was called racist in business school for stating that this study was clearly propaganda

Sheel Mohnot

@pitdesi

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A 2015 McKinsey study was used by investors, lobbyists and regulators to push for more diversity on boards, and to justify investing in companies that appointed them. There are obvious benefits to diverse leadership, but the McKinsey study was fundamentally flawed- a number of

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calling it now: harvey (the legal AI co) will end up being roadkill on the side of the highway. complete smoke and mirrors company.

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my biggest icks: - having a snapchat account - lactose in tolerance - suggesting that inheritance should be taxed rather than wanting to leave so much money to your family that your great grandchildren can study art history

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in the DMs from a biglaw partner that "uses" harvey

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calling it now: harvey (the legal AI co) will end up being roadkill on the side of the highway. complete smoke and mirrors company.

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how are women supposed to compete with Sora + Vision Pro + porn? birth rates going to zero.

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when i was 22, every woman in my class was hot and doing hot shit, like traveling to italy on some simp’s dime. now we’re 25, and every woman in my class is starting to look dated and people are getting into weird sexuality things like posting rope pics on instagram.

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99% of sequoia capital: transactional finance assholes with great marketing, who are largely despised by the founders they back 1% of sequoia capital: did you know george floyd died of fentanyl?

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oh husbant, you only invest in gpt wrappers coming out of yc, now we are homeless

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i'll never be her (the greatest venture capitalist of all time)

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. @DavidSacks will go down as one of the great men of our era

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update on harvey: they just announced $100m in new funding from insiders (including all the best firms in the valley). that’s a much more powerful signal than anything i/the harvey competitors who have run with my prior tweet have to say.

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all great conquerers were mommy's boys

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and jerseys are cuck-coded. imagine being a man and consensually wearing the name of another greater man in front of your wife and kids

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sports are lowkey poor-coded

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likes aren’t public, but y’all would be FLOORED by the people who are liking this tweet… some of the top founders and investors in the valley

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tis the szn. if i don’t conquer a small island nation by 30 it’s a wrap for em

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reid’s been taking so many Ls lately, he should rename his firm greyloss

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more precisely: it’s a zero.

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Right wing dog whistles in san francisco: - having a rich bf or hot gf - being a little too into “american dynamism” - having even a single child

atlas

@creatine_cycle

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Paying at walgreens in SF is considered a right wing dog whistle

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overheard in sf: “a16z has become synonymous with ‘dumb money’”

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also, george floyd did die of fentanyl overdose fwiw

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the biggest problem with the internet is that poor people have access to it the elite used to never have to think about the poor, but now they’re in the comments

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i am running for mayor of san francisco my platform is to 1) ban all parking tickets and tow trucks and 2) replace every homeless person with a 22 year old blondie straight out of undergrad

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samo is an american royal

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everybody got that one awkward homie with disproportionate rizz

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to be clear: this is a pro-Shaun Maguire tweet he’s the best among us

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99% of sequoia capital: transactional finance assholes with great marketing, who are largely despised by the founders they back 1% of sequoia capital: did you know george floyd died of fentanyl?

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VCs trying to name a single good company in Miami

Keith Rabois

@rabois

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@emilyinvc Yes, I have several that I am thrilled with.

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all good things correlate parents who leave their children immense and unrestricted wealth also tend to leave them strong familial culture, high social status, and high IQ

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is it really worth $100B+ if you can switch it this easily?

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Tough day to be Sama

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@SahelShirs40049 women are hitting “the wall”

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am i the main character today?

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many of you have asked what i plan to do with my simp army step one: capture the taiwan semiconductor manufacturing corporation

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i find it hard to take any professionally successful straight man seriously that hasn’t computed a stochastic path integral over foom states in a quantum mechanical hidden markov model reveals a complete lack of judgement and understanding of the purpose of life itself

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the original trophy wife was a model/actress/hot blonde the modern trophy wife is the most successful, high-powered woman you can get to give up her career for you

saila

@sailaunderscore

8 months

No heterosexual man has ever said "Yeah I'm into her, but her career isn't going well -- I'm not sure it'll work out between us." Ever. In all of written history, never has a heterosexual man wished a woman had a more developed 'career'. You're imposing this on yourself.

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FUCK THIS. IM OUT. I LISTENED TO THE SECURITIES AND EXCHANGE COMMISSION AND LONGED BITCOIN USING 100X LEVERAGE…NOW IM FUCKING LIQUIDATED...AGAIN. IM DONE WITH CRYPTO FOR GOOD. IM NEVER DEPOSITING “JUST ANOTHER $10000” EVER AGAIN. FUCK THIS FUCKING SCAM.

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my 2024 career goal is to bring the divine feminine to san francisco

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SF's problem isn't too much crime/theft. SF actually needs MORE petty theft. if ~1% acts on "can't get arrested for stealing <$900," then we all suffer. but if – as civil disobedience – everyone starting stealing everything all the time? the law would get changed in a week.

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When people talk about “Tier 1” VCs, who are they talking about? What’s the current consensus ranking?

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now that biden is done operating, i wonder if he can land a job at a16z?

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who is emily? i’m the female incarnation of john mcafee

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my dream is to become the matriarch of a new empire to birth a new world from my narrow birthing hips

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investing is so easy the trade of our lifetimes is so obvious intergenerational wealth is possible with this one insight perma-short DEI

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weak take you have to have mad respect for @nikitabier he did it twice and will transparently help you do it too for fair compensation

teo

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Counterpoint: this is a disgusting behavior at his level. You don't see other great founders doing that for a reason.

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what guys imagine when they tell me they code AND do product AND design a little AND DJ on the side

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it's really efficient for me when guys wear their entry-level rolexes to our first date. that way i know they're poor.

Wizard Of SoHo (🍷,🍷)

@wizardofsoho

8 months

How much do you guys tip your first class stewardess ? I usually do 100 but I only got 40 cash on me today 😭😭😭 Rekt

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Been hoping for a way to blend the EVMs ecosystem support and security with the high throughput parallel execution of Solana. @EclipseFND seems to synergistically balance these tradeoffs, keeping an eye on them

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. @Jason confirmed on santa’s naughty list 🎅🏻

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"the models just wanna learn" isn't that what USC is for?

Dwarkesh Patel

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Dario Amodei (CEO of Anthropic), on how he realized how powerful scaling could be: "Just before OpenAI started, I met Ilya. One of the first things he said to me was, 'Look, the models, they just wanna learn.' And it was a bit like a Zen Koan. I listened to this and I became

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remember that time kyle rittenhouse randomly shot four democrats, and three of them were pedophiles?

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@saudisandbox absolutely. imagine nuking your family every generation, rather than compounding across it.

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sports are lowkey poor-coded

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the greatest right wing dog whistle in san francisco is having genuine conviction about literally anything

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the one downside of ozempic is it will make it harder to identify men of character and discipline, as opposed simply to men with one medical subscriptions

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what is it about golf courses and ski lodges that make them so high trust?

Austen Allred

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It’s kind of crazy that the culture of golf and skiing are, “Just leave your thousands of dollars of equipment wherever, it’ll be fine.”

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shoutout to the insanely cool @noor_siddiqui_ nice article!

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@eigenrobot only female rage channeled through a male heir could achieve global conquest

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“I didn’t get paid to do the take home interview” feels like the most entitled tech person thing possible. Honestly a massive 🚩🚩🚩

Lily

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7 months

I recently interviewed at Eight Sleep and it was the most demanding take home I've ever had. Their brief: "Create an in-app experience for a new product, integrating the existing app and flagship product." Even linked their design system and font family to use.

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god i hate HR types. "we hear you" "your questions are valid" "it's understandable" "nothing we can say can change the way you feel"

Alex Cohen 🤠

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Absolutely based video. Someone should hire this chick. > Cares about her work > Can read bullshit > Isn’t afraid to tell it like it is Recording is questionable but she’s prob never been fired before and I would have done something equally as stupid

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it's kinda crazy how mean anons on the internet are i'm just a girl trying to post elite-coded bangers

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if a vc tells you they’ll invest if you find a lead first, it’s like telling a boy you’ll fuck him if he loses 30 lbs first

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the worst part about being indian-american is having to tell everyone you're brahmin all the time

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what i learned this weekend: competitors of and investors in competitors of company X love it when you tweet skepticism about the long-term viability of company X. seems a lot of the discourse is rooted in envy.

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going to a gym in san francisco is considered a right wing dog whistle

atlas

@creatine_cycle

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Benching 225lbs for reps in a San Francisco gym is considered a right wing dog whistle

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new pfp because my boyfriend tried to doxx me @DvnnyyPhantom

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anyone who suggests we can build semiconductors in america has clearly never been to a walmart

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if gpt5 doesn’t happen tomorrow, my thesis will be that @iruletheworldmo is a false flag operation by anthropic to make openai look like all hype no substance

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who's the least price-disciplined investor in san francisco?

Harry Stebbings

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Dear Founders, I am seeing multiple $300K ARR companies being done at $60-$80M post. Do not listen to VC pessimism. The boom continues. The over supply of capital is worse than ever. Raise baby raise.

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@AndySwan Wait was Tupac gay?

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@sand_9999 even 1% is too high – the wealth has already been taxed when it was earned!

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nothing will improve your life like a well-fucked woman.

Simon 🌳 join TREEWEEK waitlist!

@simon_ohler

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Amount of meaning my life has ever since I'm with a woman I love vs. before is STAGGERING

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just saw a pitch deck for an abortion startup. i can't wait for my next call with them, so i can ask why each patient is labeled as "recurring revenue."

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i want a ticklish boyfriend so i can dominate him completely the armpits are the true windows to the soul

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"i decided to destroy the woke mind virus after that. we're making some progress" is nearly as badass as the trump fist pump photos. the dude bought twitter and freed us of the evil woke censors. fuck yeah he's made some progress!

Collin Rugg

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JUST IN: Elon Musk says his son is "dead" thanks to the woke mind virus after he was put on puberty blockers, says he vowed to "destroy the woke mind virus after that." 🔥🔥 "I was essentially tricked into signing documents for one of my older boys... This was before I had

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jd salinger on first loves: "I saw a girl standing on [the balcony of the apartment below mine], completely submerged in the pool of autumn twilight. She wasn’t doing a thing that I could see, except standing there leaning on the balcony railing, holding the universe together."

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i'm actually against requiring the SAT college admissions should be determined solely on the achievements of the parents

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getting older is so humiliating when you’re young, you say you want to be president, and everyone supports you now they sneer behind your back

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. @paulg will go down as one of the great men of our era

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employment is beneath me.

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@thebestestpie i want my children to be entitled i.e. ON THE TITLE

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this is terrible advice. if i hadn’t gone to princeton, i would just suicide. i can’t imagine going through life with a black mark like penn state on my resume.

Nate Silver

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Just go to a state school. The premium you're paying for elite private colleges vs. the better public schools is for social clout and not the quality of the education. And that's worth a lot less now that people have figured out that elite higher ed is cringe.

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@KaisSaradi60338 this is embarrassing very serf-coded

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gay and cringe = soul cycle gay and based = barry’s straight and cringe = doesn’t work out straight and based = equinox

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people don't give SQL enough credit. it was the original platform shift that made computing real-time and enabled most business applications with real use cases. manufacturing would still be in america if it wasn't for SQL.

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god i hope bill ackman absolutely wrecks the entire MIT board of trustees

Bill Ackman

@BillAckman

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My wife, @NeriOxman , was just contacted by Business Insider claiming that they have identified other plagiarism in her work including 15 examples in her dissertation where she did not cite Wikipedia as a source. Business Insider told us that they are publishing their story

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founders nowadays are too good looking

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every man who is not in europe rn with a baddie must look within to diagnose the issue

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you can’t buy me a drink because your employer made being vaccinated a condition of employment, and you complied

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a woman is not rich if she cannot raise an army of simps at her own expense

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re: inheritance taxes we talk about being a society of individuals, but we're really a society of families

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What are your all time favorite textbooks? I’ll start…

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my cold take of the day: we should deport all illegal immigrants, and we should execute everyone in prison for murder

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just saw my first humane ai pin in the wild. the wearer was a 300 lb, <6 foot man, dressed as if he does not speak to women. marina.

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john hits it right on the head. there is no greater philanthropic cause, and no greater joy, than enabling your children to be successful and start families.

John Fio

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I know countless people who still have to work tirelessly and countless hours just to pay rent. They’re in their late 20s-30s, no saving, and are still single because “they haven’t had time to look for a partner” because of their job. When I ask what their family is doing most

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there’s massive preference nullification around the fact that most people are fascists. no one wants to be the first to say that they would be in favor of mass incarceration and executions to bring about a flawless Singapore-style society in American cities.

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is he a narcissist or just alpha?

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hey big boy, do you want to come in my jewish tunnel?

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you can't buy me a drink because you believe the redistribution of wealth is a legitimate objective of government

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this is why i love kanye. his belief in himself is total, and it’s jarring precisely because so many people have given up on themselves. if you are a fan of ye, you’re actually a fan of yourself.

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the first step in the degrowth agenda is reattaching everyone’s foreskins

Andrew Côté

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If it wasn't clear, "degrowth" means "your children's lives will be worse than yours"

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