Holy. First top 100 Yoshi from NA ever.
Feels amazing to set a goal and achieve it - I only started attending majors in 2022, after doing so well at GOML that year I set my sights on top 100.
Thank you so much to everyone who has supported me, let's see how far we can go!
Addressing the "Smash has no narratives" discourse
At big house I will begin my spree of kidnapping boxx players and forcing them into Saw-esque traps that make them choose to either mutilate their hands or die
Live or cheat, the choice is yours
do you like egg?
do you like dog?
I'm going to give one of these away -
follow me, RT, like, and comment - a warm head may come to you
winner selected June 30 🙂
Well probably not passing math 1000 this year. Cool and fun to get mickeyd by an exam that has a tutoring embargo on it by a professor whose course is carried by his not telling me the answers 5 minutes before the test
For anyone that's been asking, yes this really happened. I have not embellished anything. It was a really fucked up thing to do to a kid.
Neopets, you flushed my virtual goldfishes down the toilet in front of me for something that wasn't my fault fuck corporations eat the rich
Using this map, you have to attend a melee tournament in every possible state.
Each state lists the day(s) their local(s) take place.
Rules:
1. Start anywhere you want
2. Assume travelling by land, no unreasonable jumps
3. Least travel days wins
go
correlation does not equal causation
but if you wanna stop losing to yoshi, each of the top 16 just put like $100 in a pot and fly me to every major? thx
Last night I dreamed that I played a LAN set with nofluxes, and he insisted that the handwarmer was part of the set after I SD'd. For some reason this handwarmer included a level 3 DK CPU and he still insisted it was bracket, repeatedly saying "DK is the referee" - send help
@moky_dokie
i hereby apologize for using sarcasm on twitter dot com, a primarily text based medium. i have repented for my sins but will probably do it again
no guys its ok we arent cheating but we were using illegal coordinates but its ok cause we didnt know!
everyone update your controllers please! (honor system) :)
Proud to present the Yoshi Community Combo Video. 29 Yoshis submitted! Feat. heavy hitting Yoshi players like
@aMSaRedyoshi
,
@_bzimm
,
@ssbm_whiskers
,
@GuexYoshiSSBM
, and SO many more!
Pls share the fuck out of this it's the best thing I have ever done
Been eating greasy food at GOML so my skin is breaking out a little bit - does the Sheraton really expect people to eat this? It tasted terrible, not worth it I'll keep the zits thank you
@Pipsqueak_TV
@FendrickLamar
His dino body his dino choice. I will now debate pipsqueak for several hours regarding whether life begins at conception or birth on a fendy tweet
@ssbmGooms
@moky_dokie
Yeah my friend Dumbo from Medicine Hat would do a shot of Captain Morgan's and then we would all try to count and his floor was around 150