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Melee Yoshi with tragically Canadian sensibilities #95 SSBMRank 2023 | pfp @bluerosetori

Joined August 2019
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Egg$
8 months
Holy. First top 100 Yoshi from NA ever. Feels amazing to set a goal and achieve it - I only started attending majors in 2022, after doing so well at GOML that year I set my sights on top 100. Thank you so much to everyone who has supported me, let's see how far we can go!
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I'm making bowling alley animation style videos for my stream - this is my first.
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10 months
Montana is so real for this
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U N A C C E P T A B L E @starfoxfreshman
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CG | Creestab #FreeMelee
1 year
How did Tipped Off manage to book Lemongrab for comms? Thats hype
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Wait a minute...
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@TrifSmash
TRIF 💃 | SSP 💛 | 69% 🖤
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- Hungrybox, 2023 🙏
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1 year
thank you fizzi
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11 months
Addressing the "Smash has no narratives" discourse At big house I will begin my spree of kidnapping boxx players and forcing them into Saw-esque traps that make them choose to either mutilate their hands or die Live or cheat, the choice is yours
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1 year
this game fucking sucks man
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10 months
ggs i was usingmyfeetbtw using my feet btw
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2 years
for whoever needs to send one in:
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Egg$
1 year
Speaking out about the past: 1/2
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Egg$
3 years
Thank you @aMSaRedyoshi I now know the optimal punish
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1 year
do you like egg? do you like dog? I'm going to give one of these away - follow me, RT, like, and comment - a warm head may come to you winner selected June 30 🙂
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Egg$
2 years
A few little birdies have been telling me this, is it real?
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1 year
melee mentioned
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2 years
My last day being the best yoshi in Canada
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2 years
Since you guys enjoyed this one so much...
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2 years
If you sit down at a setup to play bracket against me and you pull out a rectangle, I'm gonna need to see a doctor's note.
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1 year
2/2
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i am now imposing the warmup embargo on behalf of the great nation of canada
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Egg$
1 year
Huge $10 Facebook Marketplace find
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1 year
people really do be queuing up on unranked not wanting to play
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3 years
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2 years
Thanks for 300 follows! This one's for the fans
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7 months
balding guy crouching down about to push a small domino into a slightly larger domino beginning a chain reaction you would not believe
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3 years
@_peachparfait Them: "Yeah, it didn't hurt like at all the whole time" The tattoo:
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2 years
god I love amsa, protect this man at all costs
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3 years
checkmate atheists
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6 months
Well probably not passing math 1000 this year. Cool and fun to get mickeyd by an exam that has a tutoring embargo on it by a professor whose course is carried by his not telling me the answers 5 minutes before the test
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Edging masterclass
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1 year
prime blur @OXY_Crimson
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Wavedash will return...
1 year
This was for sure Chango's cannon event
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Egg$
2 years
do you hear that? that's the sound of thousands of melee yoshi eggs hatching
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7 months
i refuse to elaborate
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1 year
me every time I see a "new" take from nofluxes
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2 years
Hit me up at BoBC if you want a Moky sticker @moky_dokie
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11 months
ok time to spill the beans it's not permanent sorry everyone
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1 year
For anyone that's been asking, yes this really happened. I have not embellished anything. It was a really fucked up thing to do to a kid. Neopets, you flushed my virtual goldfishes down the toilet in front of me for something that wasn't my fault fuck corporations eat the rich
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Egg$
11 months
sometimes you need to hit rock bottom before the healing can begin
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Egg$
2 years
ppl messaging me for Yoshi games like they forgot the assignment was due tomorrow
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Egg$
7 months
dadless behavior tbh
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Li'l Mitts
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just playing catch....
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Egg$
2 years
@moky_dokie bout to end this @aMSaRedyoshi dude's whole career
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Egg$
1 year
Using this map, you have to attend a melee tournament in every possible state. Each state lists the day(s) their local(s) take place. Rules: 1. Start anywhere you want 2. Assume travelling by land, no unreasonable jumps 3. Least travel days wins go
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Egg$
11 months
Care to make this a money match @motmoney2 ? Loser removes the $ from their tag forever and the other player adds it can't wait to be Egg$$
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6 months
this falco is literally mr beast
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Egg$
2 years
If the iBDW tag is up for grabs I might snag it just for the confusion and temporary seeding boost
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Egg$
10 months
@vicwingly This reminds me of a girl I went to hs with that would put pizza pops in the microwave for 1:60
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Egg$
2 years
@ZainNaghmi I don't want you hanging out with that @moky_dokie guy anymore... he's a bad influence. The old Zain would never tweet this
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@zNickYingling It's real I have the replays
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2 years
The biggest advantage boxx players have is how hard it is to focus on playing while I hate you
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3 years
I AM THE DANGER
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2 years
this one's for you @Ringler_SSBM
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2 years
@Swiftssbm What the fuck are you talking about? We get these sick posters of Mario that make it look like he's climaxing on the commentators
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Egg$
11 months
confirmed happening
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11 months
Care to make this a money match @motmoney2 ? Loser removes the $ from their tag forever and the other player adds it can't wait to be Egg$$
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Egg$
1 year
tfw you are Captain Kurt of the USS Enterprise
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4 years
@toph_bbq Sorry I didnt clarify LOL ggs I was the green falco that started every game with platform drop laser
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2 years
correlation does not equal causation but if you wanna stop losing to yoshi, each of the top 16 just put like $100 in a pot and fly me to every major? thx
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Egg$
3 years
Last night I dreamed that I played a LAN set with nofluxes, and he insisted that the handwarmer was part of the set after I SD'd. For some reason this handwarmer included a level 3 DK CPU and he still insisted it was bracket, repeatedly saying "DK is the referee" - send help
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2 years
1. Canada 2. Sweden and it's not up for debate @Pipsqueak_TV
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8 months
"can you explain the gap in your resume"
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3 years
Have you ever wanted the upsmash so much you were willing to give up everything
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1 year
@JustusXYZ "Prominent Smasher" - we made it bros...
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1 year
Thanks for reading.
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2 years
@moky_dokie i hereby apologize for using sarcasm on twitter dot com, a primarily text based medium. i have repented for my sins but will probably do it again
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Egg$
2 years
Okay I have to save SOME for when I stream so this is the last one I'm sharing for now - tag your favourite peach player!
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Egg$
2 years
@TSM_Leffen Hey leffen! Let me know if you want some games. I was the 2nd best placing yoshi 😉
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6 months
I'm Falco when I just got my paycheck and Mario is bills
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2 years
@Webwipe most of them will play for 20 minutes, say "what the fuck is this character" out loud to themselves and log off
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11 months
I made this video 3 years ago
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Ranked is a joyous place
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1 year
no guys its ok we arent cheating but we were using illegal coordinates but its ok cause we didnt know! everyone update your controllers please! (honor system) :)
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i have unearthed danerous knowledge
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3 years
Proud to present the Yoshi Community Combo Video. 29 Yoshis submitted! Feat. heavy hitting Yoshi players like @aMSaRedyoshi , @_bzimm , @ssbm_whiskers , @GuexYoshiSSBM , and SO many more! Pls share the fuck out of this it's the best thing I have ever done
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Please do not let this guy ruin the tournament
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It would be huge if y’all supported me to come to this!
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Egg$
4 years
I played and beat this person's Marth ONE TIME and then they do this
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3 years
Smashladder moment
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this might be the most insane clip from my games today
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@SaltSSB is as stubborn as she is deadly
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@RyobeatPeach fixed it for u
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i finally made it
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you could say im into avant-garde streaming (this was a 1 hour stream)
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@peteyBURN You can ban me but you can never ban my ideas - there will always be someone to carry the torch
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1 year
How many eggs and dogs can you find in this photo
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1 year
Been eating greasy food at GOML so my skin is breaking out a little bit - does the Sheraton really expect people to eat this? It tasted terrible, not worth it I'll keep the zits thank you
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Gonna put my boots in the pool irl
@EggdogEsports
Eggdog Esports 🥚🍳
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Happy to announce that @eggs_ssbm will be joining Team Eggdog for Riptide 2023!!! Stay tuned because we have even more to announce after Shine! 👀
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cute lil sequence
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so it begins
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@Pipsqueak_TV @FendrickLamar His dino body his dino choice. I will now debate pipsqueak for several hours regarding whether life begins at conception or birth on a fendy tweet
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if you told phorox that you'd kill their family if they full hop pilled again you'd see em at the funeral like 💊🏃‍♂️ya 💊🏃‍♂️wa 💊🏃‍♂️yahoo
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@Pipsqueak_TV If you put two fivers on top of a CRT you can play for hours without most people even asking
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@FendrickLamar Its not even invincible and if he gets hit he just dies go off tho
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@burritossbm @FictionIRL fiction will now spend 2 hours quitting out of unranked each day instead of 30 minutes
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@SuperFuneral No one owes you this ratio
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@ZainNaghmi @moky_dokie but let me make myself clear (like zain's piss) fuck panda
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@ZainNaghmi I had this one in the chamber for so long
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2 years
@ssbmGooms @moky_dokie Yeah my friend Dumbo from Medicine Hat would do a shot of Captain Morgan's and then we would all try to count and his floor was around 150
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2 years
Whoever seeded SSC probably got the unranked Slippi MMR from Fizzi so you know it's legit
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@SSBMInky The only new doc I care about is mango
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