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The guy who brings up Kant in every class. #38 in the world for SSBM. 📸: @Bluerosetori They/He

Toronto, Ontario
Joined January 2016
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@FaustSSBM
Faust
11 months
Idk man if you look at the vods I’m pretty sure I was fucking you.
@KurvTurtle
Vegas Matt
11 months
forgot how virgin puff players r lol
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@FaustSSBM
Faust
2 years
My girlfriends professor is the wii shop Wednesday guy I can’t deal with this
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2 years
@ZainNaghmi This is why every melee player needs to keep up a pocket rob or wolf
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Faust
2 years
We all thought Cody was gonna kiss Jmook there right?
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Faust
8 months
Putting your name as new boxx, new controller, learning z jump, etc. is some crazy ego protection.
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Faust
3 years
Fox players will complain about puff and spam fullhop backair and grab like bro you're the Jigglypuff.
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Faust
1 year
If fire sheep can keep asking top 50 players for games as a 1-2 bowser player, you can ask that special someone out to dinner.
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Riley
1 year
I need this mans level of confidence
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10 months
@slime_machine So it really is all for something.
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Faust
4 years
Kinda crazy that Armada gaslit puff players for 10 years into thinking puff peach was unwinnable.
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Faust
5 months
M*kk’s Masculine Archetype tweet reads as if Jordan Peterson’s IQ was 50 points lower, and instead of being a successful clinical psychologist and pundit, he was a guy who spent his life playing a game he’ll never achieve acclaim for again.
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Faust
2 years
how to get banned any% speedrun
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Faust
3 years
My dad follows my brackets when I'm in tournament. He sent me this after my losers match.
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Faust
8 months
I don’t know if I’ll be able to repeat something like this again but I’m proud regardless. When I started I never thought I would be; -The second highest debut on a Top 100 -Top 5 in Canada -Top 3 Jigglypuff Player Thank you to everyone who knew I had it in me.
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Faust
2 years
No one showed up. Betrayed by the LGBT community again.
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2 years
Need a peach at riptide @SharpSSBM
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Faust
2 years
Destiny responding to 2saint wasn’t on my 2023 bingo card but here we are
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2 years
It's unbelievably stupid and unironically racist to say this commentary is intrinsic to "black people." I've known black commentators across several games (Starcraft 2, Smash, League, CS:GO) who don't "rap" commentaries. What a stupid, racist comment.
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Faust
3 years
Kinda crazy that psychedelics aren't legal but Marth uptilt is.
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Faust
3 years
Folks need to check their anger after they lose. If people have to think "I don't know what's they're going to do if I win" you should seriously re-evaluate whether you should be competing or not.
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Faust
4 years
Played CRT melee with my roommate today, we've deluded ourselves into thinking netplay can even touch it.
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Faust
9 months
How did Jigglypuff players get so protag-pilled someone needs to tell these kids they will never be the good guy.
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Faust
4 years
"Its easier to do well with floaties"
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7 years
@TempoAxe It was Me!
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Faust
3 years
@edwin_budding Armada, Peach is an extremely safe character and won't die to random bullshit as often as Marth or Spacies. He also has a killer mentality.
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Faust
7 months
@n0ned Ed this never goes well
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Faust
10 months
Why am I seeded 6th
@MinerUnlimited
Luke | MNR
10 months
Who will win Melee Singles at Arcamelee #4 ? Top 16 Seeds: 1. Cody Schwab 2. moky 3. Jmook 4. Trif 5. Aklo 6. Faust 7. Pipsqueak 8. Spark 9. Solobattle 10. Jah Ridin' 11. Frenzy 12. Professor Pro 13. Pricent 14. Foxy Grandpa 15. max 16. Kins0
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7 months
@ssbMekk I for one do not want holocaust deniers in my community thank you.
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Faust
3 years
@moky_dokie Every discourse in melee is centered around space animal players and how they're affected by various meta development. Boxx complaining comes from Fox upair not working, fd discourse and starter stadium helped spacies too, openings per kill as a metric favours spacies as well.
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Faust
11 months
Don’t normally results post but I got 1st at the pre-local beating Stiv, Max, Goosekhan, Kurv, Jah Ridin and Ginger twice! Excited for the rest of the weekend.
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Faust
11 months
Faust Morsecode Junebug Nightmare warm-up rotation going on backstage right now.
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Faust
4 years
Between LACS 3 and 5DOM, melee players raised more than 3 times they did for Evo 2013.
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Faust
7 years
On the subject of Griffith did nothing wrong @bobbyscar @HugS86 @toph_bbq
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Faust
2 years
Moky is the only good thing Oshawa has ever produced.
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Faust
3 years
Reminder that just bc a certain % of the player base wants a rules change, doesn't mean it's the most fair decision overall. Over 50% of the player base play spacies, of course they're going to want a ban in bo5.
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2 years
A great piece of advice I would give to newer/mid level players is to embrace your playstyle whole heartedly. I see so many cases of people throwing away their gameplan and playing uncomfortably bc they’re afraid of being perceived as lame and lose bc of it.
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6 months
I think Zain made a lot of good points, but something I think does not get brought up enough in the digital controller/z-jump conversation is that an ergonomic advantage is a huge advantage in and of itself. Being able to play for way longer in practice and tournament is huge.
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Faust
11 months
Out at 17th, thank you to everyone who supported me this weekend. Bigger shoutouts/write-up coming soon
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Faust
3 years
Got a 4.0 this year! It looks like my last 2 years of grades will get me into any law school that I want!
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Faust
2 years
If we're going to keep stadium unfrozen let's just ban it.
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2 years
@DoeyJonuts Counterargument: the RNG isn't necessarily what makes stadium bad (though it is a contributing factor). Its more that what stadium can transform into at random has a way more detrimental effect to gameplay than FoD.
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3 years
Puff's wavedash is one of the most underdiscussed broken tools she has. It's always about her crouch but her wavedash is multiple times better imo.
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Faust
3 years
Guy who pronounces Aristotle like Chipotle.
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8 months
@aidencalvin Keep it up and the tournament results will come!
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10 months
5th at Arcamelee :)
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Faust
3 years
@LiquidHbox Unironically this may be the root cause of you saying it's harder to sdi on netplay
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Faust
3 years
Amsa is gonna beat Hbox...
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4 years
@HugS86 Thanks for using this just one time god on this Hugo
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Faust
3 years
When Marth players win floaty players and spacie players put aside their differences and come together for a collective fuck this and I think thats really beautiful.
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Faust
11 months
25!
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3 years
Broke: Tyler Swift is the 3rd Best Pikachu behind Axe and OkayP Woke: Tyler Swift is the 2nd Best Pikachu behind Axe Bespoke: Tyler Swift is the Best Pikachu
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Faust
2 years
While y’all were watching Mainstage I won Frostfire 2022! Thanks for everyone who supported me!
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Faust
11 months
Made my longtime goal of a Big House Top Cut portrait!! Credits to @bluerosetori
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11 months
I’ve got a bigger write-up coming up soon but I wanted to give some particular shoutouts to people at TBH11. First, Mono, moky and Zain for giving me a pep talk Saturday night. Hearing that they believed in me and that I shouldn’t Int to Cody made me believe in myself (1/?).
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Faust
3 years
I know we were back offline for a bit but yall should know by now. Don't enter more than one netplay tournament at the same time. Making people wait for bracket is mega annoying.
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Faust
3 years
I know this isn't the reason for all the anti-boxx propaganda I see on my feed, but I find it pretty funny that the conversation around boxx sdi is centered around people escaping one of Fox's moves with it.
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Faust
3 years
Fox Upsmash.
@JWonggg
Justin Wong
3 years
Which character has the BEST SHORYUKEN of ALL TIME?
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Faust
3 years
IM DONE MY UNDERGRAD WOOOOOO
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Faust
11 months
Hidden bosses are crazy bc you’ll hear people talk someone up and say you swear they’re top 50 and then they’re just a pretty good campy fox.
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Faust
2 years
@FlyQuest @jakedirado 808s & Techchase
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Faust
2 years
When two jigglypuff players meet, who decides who’s the top and who’s the bottom? (who is going to play Fox?)
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Faust
4 years
For some people, melee is a single player game that masquerades as a two player game.
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Faust
2 years
@radarssbm Production Management and Fiction Filmmaking
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Faust
2 years
Guys im not a good win you can all stop bragging about beating me on ranked.
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Faust
3 years
Don't let people recenter the conversation about S2J on whether or not the phrase chodelicker is homophobic or not. The conversation is really about a habit of overtly rude or mean behavior toward people smaller than him in the community, and how to address that moving forward.
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11 months
@Sparkmelee It’s like when they put hamster wheels in the woods and mice run on them anyway.
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3 years
Kinda realizing I really don't like trash talk. Makes me mega uncomfortable. Totally get why others are into it but it's really not for me.
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2 years
@jakedirado @ZainNaghmi Hockey boy Jmook isn’t real. He can’t hurt you.
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2 years
Many such cases
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Faust
4 years
Ngl its really disheartening to see S2J talking about our 100 ping match when he entered an EC event without fiber and then say demeaning shit like beating him was my crowning achievement in life. We all hate puff just take an L and go
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Faust
2 years
I wanna get all three philosopher melee players together to talk about the Kira videos.
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1 year
@Sparkmelee @_phraser I’ve heard dozens of players, commentators and twitter users say this exact things, talking about swinging at nothing, fighting demons, etc.
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Faust
2 years
It's not on Justus to forgive nofluxes for the Riptide nonsense to get him unbanned, but if I were him I would have no sympathy for the person who, after being told they did something racist and hurtful immediately tried to get me banned by pulling an uno reverse card.
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3 years
Kant failed to recognize the importance of the moral law better player better person
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3 years
I really hate shit like this. You can dislike someone (and even think you have really good reasons for it) but tweeting extremely vitriolic shit when someone loses is pretty fucked up.
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Faust
1 year
Very Excited for the opportunity! Going to go live at 1PM with a celebration/practice stream.
@Pulse_ssbm
Pulse Gaming
1 year
You guys probably thought we only let spacies and mid tiers on to Pulse, but as of today we would like to welcome our first floaty (and Canadian) @FaustSSBM to the team!
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3 years
@moky_dokie @Swift_Pikachu Ok, Mr. "the monkey blade"
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Faust
4 months
Highlights of GOML for me were: Seeing Goosekhan finally get those good wins mgmg Game 5 with Hbox Top 8 Dubs w/ Pip Seeing everyone, especially the Europeans who made the trip. Clutching that Game 5 in Top 128
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Faust
4 years
@SsbmGinger Youre gonna have to hold that
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Faust
2 years
Straight @bbatts523 has taught me that to be straight you have to wear sunglasses and change nothing else about your appearance, so can anyone tell me what Hungrybox is doing over there…
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Faust
4 years
God I miss Kirbykaze
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Faust
7 months
The fact that hbox, then SDJ, then me are considered the campiest puffs just goes to show you camping is when you lose.
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6 months
Happy to be ranked in the Top 3 in Ontario for 2023.
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Faust
4 years
2 Covid vaccines, both of which are more than 90% effective and one of which has already passed safety checks. Injecting the hopium asap
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5 years
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11 months
Made Top 24 Loser’s Side at the Big House 11. Got the Schwabster tomorrow.
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Faust
3 years
Bbatts is an enigma of a player to me. Crazy fast, awesome punish game, super good in the scramble but the second he gets nervous he WILL dsmash three times on the platform and forget that he can shield drop.
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Faust
4 years
Switching to Fox because everyone who plays this game is a weenie.
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Faust
4 years
Leffen lessons should be worth what people will pay for them. If Leffen can sell out his lessons in minutes for 350, he should have charged more.
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Faust
3 years
I'll never forget the legendary maneuver, where Secrets was hella underseeded for Riptide but decided not to complain because he knew he would have to play Axe in R1 Pools.
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3 years
Nofluxes needs to cut this shit out right now. It's really damaging to their victims and victims of abusers in general to flippanty discredit, whether implicitly of explicitly, the stories of victims.
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Faust
2 years
Fox Puff is an insane mu in bo3, all my losses save one was against fox on ranked today.
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Faust
3 years
Just had a couple really good sessions with @aMSaRedyoshi on his stream. The adaptations that guy makes are actually crazy. Watch out for him tomorrow!
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2 years
@MeilleurDrew
Secrets
2 years
Can't believe they let Leffen's dog seed melee doubles...
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Faust
8 months
I feel like I’m being gaslit on the timings of hax’s ban. I keep hearing “banned for 3 years” and stuff like that but afaik the timeline is. 🧵
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@FaustSSBM
Faust
2 years
Knee injury came back last night and as such I will no longer be attending BoBC. Sorry to everyone ill miss there.
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1 year
@OGKidSSBM You’re young so it’s understandable, but going into someone’s chat to ggs them after you win, and to try to give them tips at that when they’re just doing a chill ranked stream is considered bad manners.
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Faust
10 months
Would definitely appreciate a vouch for your boy here.
@peteyburn
petey burn
10 months
Looking to sponsor a player to attend an upcoming supermajor ⭐️ Breakfast and I have been wanting to give back to the Melee community, so DM and reach out if you’re a top 100+ player wanting to compete but can’t due to financial reasons. We’ll cover flight, hotel, and
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2 years
Top 32 off the back of asdi down grab.
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2 years
@DoeyJonuts Bringing out Stadium is a red herring then, because Stadium wasn't really frozen because of RNG. Saying that FoD has more RNG than unfrozen stadium is as pointless an argument as saying FoD has more RNG than Rainbow Cruise.
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@moky_dokie Your friend and roommate is a Top 3 Yoshi player please do not do this.
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